`COTTON EYE JOE' (TECHNO REMIX)- is by Rednex, so don't sue me for this funny parody!
` MANGLED BLUE RAZ' (TECHNO REMIX)
Scene: (Kain is at the turntable, with records ready)
Vorador is on the harmonica
Aeriel is just a backup singer
Malek has a fiddle (sorry Malek fans! Hehehehe..)
Raziel is just sitting...watching everyone make idiots of themselves
Takes place in a barn...hay everywhere...a few cows and piggies
The music starts, nothing playing right now)
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Malek starts with the fiddle, and Kain starts the turntable)
Raziel: O_O;
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Vorador starts harmonica, Kain goes faster with the turntable, Raziel slaps his forehead)
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Raziel's brethren start dancing, kicking legs to the side, swinging around, Raziel trips Dumah)
Raziel: _
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Dumah gets back up, punches Raziel, then continues dancing)
Aeriel: He fell apart when he got dumped in the pool
The cape he had, he wears it like a scarf
He felt wasted till he got back in the realm
Go get `em! Mangled blue Raz!
Raziel's brethren: YEE HAW!
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Malek goes fiddle crazy and does a solo) (Vorador works the harmonica)
(Kain has a smile on his face as he watches Raziel beat up his brethren (and Aerial) and workin' the turntable at the same time)
(Raziel lays in hay stack, a pig starts licking his face) (Raziel gets up and walks away, but gets caught dancing as his brethren force him to)
Aerial: He fell apart when he got dumped in the pool
The cape he had, he wears it like a scarf
He felt wasted till he got back in the realm
Go get `em! Mangled blue Raz!
(Brethren swing Raziel around)
(Kain is slightly banging his head to the beat)
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Raziel shoves his way out of the dancing brethren)
Raziel: -_-
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Mangled blue Raz!
(Everyone stops, the song is over)
Raziel: WHY?
ME: `Cause.
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` MANGLED BLUE RAZ' (TECHNO REMIX)
Scene: (Kain is at the turntable, with records ready)
Vorador is on the harmonica
Aeriel is just a backup singer
Malek has a fiddle (sorry Malek fans! Hehehehe..)
Raziel is just sitting...watching everyone make idiots of themselves
Takes place in a barn...hay everywhere...a few cows and piggies
The music starts, nothing playing right now)
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Malek starts with the fiddle, and Kain starts the turntable)
Raziel: O_O;
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Vorador starts harmonica, Kain goes faster with the turntable, Raziel slaps his forehead)
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Raziel's brethren start dancing, kicking legs to the side, swinging around, Raziel trips Dumah)
Raziel: _
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Dumah gets back up, punches Raziel, then continues dancing)
Aeriel: He fell apart when he got dumped in the pool
The cape he had, he wears it like a scarf
He felt wasted till he got back in the realm
Go get `em! Mangled blue Raz!
Raziel's brethren: YEE HAW!
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Malek goes fiddle crazy and does a solo) (Vorador works the harmonica)
(Kain has a smile on his face as he watches Raziel beat up his brethren (and Aerial) and workin' the turntable at the same time)
(Raziel lays in hay stack, a pig starts licking his face) (Raziel gets up and walks away, but gets caught dancing as his brethren force him to)
Aerial: He fell apart when he got dumped in the pool
The cape he had, he wears it like a scarf
He felt wasted till he got back in the realm
Go get `em! Mangled blue Raz!
(Brethren swing Raziel around)
(Kain is slightly banging his head to the beat)
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
(Raziel shoves his way out of the dancing brethren)
Raziel: -_-
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Vorador: Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Been a long time for mangled blue Raz
Might look good, aint got no jaw
Where's ya come from?
Where'd ya go?
Where'd ya come from mangled blue Raz?
Mangled blue Raz!
(Everyone stops, the song is over)
Raziel: WHY?
ME: `Cause.
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