HEY, IF VAMPIRES BURN IN WATER, HOW DO THEY KEEP CLEAN, MUCH LESS SMELL
GOOD? FIND OUT WHEN I TAKE THE CAMERA AND FOLLOW THE VAMPIRES!!!! LET'S
GO!
Scene: I am sneaking around the Sanctuary of the Clans, near Kain's throne, only I am in there.
(I may be a vampire, but I have my OWN ways of doing things……)
Me: (Stares at Kain's throne) How does he NOT get hemorrhoids?
(in the distance) Raziel: IT'S MY TURN! YOU'VE HAD IT FOR AN HOUR!
Turel: Dumah had it longer!
Dumah: Did not!
Turel: Did too!
Dumah: Did not!
Turel: Did too!
Dumah: Did not!
Turel: Did too!
Dumah: Did not!
Turel: Did too!
Kain: BE QUIET ALL OF YOU, IT'S MINE NOW!
Me: ooooOOOOOOO! This'll be great! Kain……uh….doing something! (turns on video camera, shot of cameras point of view) (I run off)
(I run past Raziel, Dumah, and Turel)
Raziel: Where do you think you're going?!
Me: See what Kain's doing!
Raziel: (blinks) All right. Go ahead. Uh….your going to video tape this excursion?
Me: Who wouldn't?
Raziel: Good point.
(I start running again)
(the sound of liquid falling on tile is heard)
Raziel: I'm using the tub…
Melchiah: Me, too. Kain is in there FOREVER.
Zephon: Count me in, too.
Rahab: Eh. What the hell…..
Raziel: Lackeys….
Zephon: ARE NOT!
Raziel: Are too!
Zephon: ARE NOT!
(I am near the source; I press against the wall)
Me: He's in there!
(I open the door in front of me; I am in the same room as Kain) (we see a curtain guarding the source, and where Kain is)
Me: Should I? Or not? Either way, it'll be on my conscience for the next century….(thinks briefly) Alright!
(swiftly open curtain)
Me: PEEKABOO! ^_^
Kain: X_x; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (pulls curtain over……..you know what.)
Me: O_O;; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (runs out of the room)
(Raziel and brethren are getting ready for a dip in a tub similar to what you see in anime, the large tubs in the ground with the wall….you know what I mean? They only have towels around their waists)
(I suddenly go running through)
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Raziel and brethren:??????
Raziel: (sarcastically) Huh. I wonder what she did….
(Zephon snickers)
(Kain appears, towel around waist, looks like he had a heart attack)
Kain: MY GOD. SHE JUST…SHE JUST….
Melchiah: Walked on in on ya, huh?
Kain: No, she didn't walk in on me, she saw me in the shower! Very much on purpose.
(Zephon busts up laughing)
Kain: What are you laughing at?!
Zephon: Probably at what she saw! HAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
(Kain pounds Zephon in the ground)
Meanwhile: I am back in Kain's throne room, camera still on, I have it facing toward me)
Me: I don't know how to react. It was like I had no control over what I did…….But it was funny!!!!! (snicker snicker) (blinks) HEY! I thought vampires burned in water! I must find out what this is all about!
(Conveniently, Rahab and Dumah are walking by)
Rahab: What was that yelling all about?
Me: I'll tell you if you tell me something…..
Rahab: What?
Me: Tell me……what kind of water do vampires bathe in?
Rahab: Easy. Salt water.
Me: Ok.
Dumah: Now YOU tell US what happened!
Me: (giggling) I snuck up on Kain in the shower and opened the curtain! (laugh!!!!!!!)
Dumah and Rahab: O_o;
Me: And its all on tape! (holds up video camera)
Dumah and Rahab: *o*
Back at the tub)
Raziel: Um….I'm sure we'll all forget this in the morning…..
Kain: Nope. She's got it on tape!
Raziel: That sucks. Well, sorry to hear it, but its my relaxing time here. (takes off towel and gets in tub)
Ahhhhhh. ^_____________^
Kain: (SIGH) (gets in as well)
(the others join)
Raziel: Uhhhh…Did I not specify that this is MY time?
Kain: Too bad.
Raziel: -_-;
Kain: I hate my unlife.
Raziel: Well…only you can fix that problem. You can't have others do everything for you….
Kain: I don't need a pep talk, Raziel. So shut up.
Raziel: (mumble mumble)
(in the sanctuary)
Me: HAHA! Want me to rewind that?!
(Rahab, Dumah, and I are huddled around the video camera's screen)
Dumah: Yep. You surprised him alright…..
Rahab: Look at his face!
Me: (laughter) This had to be the funniest thing I've done since the togas and piggies!
Dumah: (shiver) Don't remind me….
Rahab: So, Elexis, tell me…..Did you ENJOY seeing Kain like that?
Me: Like what? Surprised? OF COURSE I DID! That's the essence of the entire act!
Rahab: No……..I mean in the open……..
Me: Ya know…I don't even remember starring at anything in the perverted sense……so no….
Rahab: You didn't see….um….that?
Me: No. His face was too funny to look away.
Dumah: I'd have to agree.
Me: Hopefully you do……(laughs)
Dumah: -. -.
(at the tub)
Raziel: I'm going back in. (gets out, puts on towel, and leaves)
Zephon: Party pooper….
Melchiah: See ya.
Kain: No comment.
(Raziel goes in the sanctuary and into his room to dress)
Dumah: HEY! Raziel just got out of the tub! Elexis! Go open the door!
Me: I'm not taking orders from YOU! I take orders from no one!! NO ONE!!! HAHAHA!! Why can't YOU do it if you want to see him naked, DUMAH!
Dumah: He's my brother! That's sick! You're sick! Besides, having a FEMALE walk in is much more embarrassing, trust me, I speak from experience.
Me: Do you think I care?
Dumah: No.
Me: Exactly.
Duamh: PLEASE?
(I beat him up in a pretzel shape)
Dumah: -_-……..(walks away using his arms that are closer to the floor than his legs)
Me: (looks at the camera) Hmmmmm….
Rahab: Oh no…you wouldn't…….
Me: (smirk) I would…….
(I sneak up to Raziel's door and swing it open)
Me: HII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raziel: X_X AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (runs and slams the door, I walk back to Rahab)
(LAUGHTER!!!)
Rahab: Look at his face!
(Kain, Zephon, and Melchiah come in) (Zephon walks away)
Kain: Oh no…what are you laughing at NOW?
Me: Raziel……
Kain: O_@ You got him, too?! Let me see! (watches film and snickers) He has the dumbest look on his face….
Rahab: You should talk……
(Kain pounds Rahab)
(Raziel comes out of his room)
Raziel: ELEXIS!
Me: What?
Raziel: You know what I'm talking about! And it's not funny!
Me: Yes, it is.
Raziel: I see that Zephon has retired to his room to dress. Are you going to embarrass him, too?
Me: Actually, I am. (sneaks over to Zephon's room)
Raziel: (he looks as though he is going to stop her, but decides not to) This'll be funny.
Kain: (snicker)
(In the distance, a door opens)
Me: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zephon: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (dives for door and shuts it, a loud thud is heard)
(Kain and everyone fall over laughing)
(I return with a dumb grin on my face)
Melchiah: Let me see! (all huddle around the camera)
Raziel: (laughs) His eyes look like they tripled in size…..heh.
Me: They did. I could see undead eye sockets….
Kain: That must have been amusing for the second you saw it…
Me: It was…….and now….the coup de grace of this little adventure! (turns camera over, revealing a red button) Hehe…..
Kain: Now what?
Me: PREPARE YOUR BLADDERS FOR IMMINENT RELEASE! RELEASE THE LUNATIC FAN GIRLS AND PIGGIES!
All but me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (deep breath) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan girls: AHHHH!!!!!! Can I get your number, Kain? Melchiah! Let me see you!
Go out with me, Raz!
Me: _
Raziel: I'm gonna get you, Elexis.
Zephon: Just be glad she isn't one of them…..
Me: (I whistle as the fan girls maul the poor vampires) Hmmmmm……HEY! FAN GIRLS! LOOK! IT'S….UH…..IT'S…..THAT GUY FROM THE THING! (?????)
Fan girls: (GASP!) (they run)
Rahab: I'll kill you, Elexis!
Me: Hey! I saved you!
Rahab: DAMMIT! Good point……(blinks) But what about the piggies?
Me: Eh….Let 'em be. Piggies are our friends!
DIS BE THE END OF DIS CHAPTER! REVIEW! DA PIGGIES COMMAND YOU!
Scene: I am sneaking around the Sanctuary of the Clans, near Kain's throne, only I am in there.
(I may be a vampire, but I have my OWN ways of doing things……)
Me: (Stares at Kain's throne) How does he NOT get hemorrhoids?
(in the distance) Raziel: IT'S MY TURN! YOU'VE HAD IT FOR AN HOUR!
Turel: Dumah had it longer!
Dumah: Did not!
Turel: Did too!
Dumah: Did not!
Turel: Did too!
Dumah: Did not!
Turel: Did too!
Dumah: Did not!
Turel: Did too!
Kain: BE QUIET ALL OF YOU, IT'S MINE NOW!
Me: ooooOOOOOOO! This'll be great! Kain……uh….doing something! (turns on video camera, shot of cameras point of view) (I run off)
(I run past Raziel, Dumah, and Turel)
Raziel: Where do you think you're going?!
Me: See what Kain's doing!
Raziel: (blinks) All right. Go ahead. Uh….your going to video tape this excursion?
Me: Who wouldn't?
Raziel: Good point.
(I start running again)
(the sound of liquid falling on tile is heard)
Raziel: I'm using the tub…
Melchiah: Me, too. Kain is in there FOREVER.
Zephon: Count me in, too.
Rahab: Eh. What the hell…..
Raziel: Lackeys….
Zephon: ARE NOT!
Raziel: Are too!
Zephon: ARE NOT!
(I am near the source; I press against the wall)
Me: He's in there!
(I open the door in front of me; I am in the same room as Kain) (we see a curtain guarding the source, and where Kain is)
Me: Should I? Or not? Either way, it'll be on my conscience for the next century….(thinks briefly) Alright!
(swiftly open curtain)
Me: PEEKABOO! ^_^
Kain: X_x; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (pulls curtain over……..you know what.)
Me: O_O;; AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (runs out of the room)
(Raziel and brethren are getting ready for a dip in a tub similar to what you see in anime, the large tubs in the ground with the wall….you know what I mean? They only have towels around their waists)
(I suddenly go running through)
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Raziel and brethren:??????
Raziel: (sarcastically) Huh. I wonder what she did….
(Zephon snickers)
(Kain appears, towel around waist, looks like he had a heart attack)
Kain: MY GOD. SHE JUST…SHE JUST….
Melchiah: Walked on in on ya, huh?
Kain: No, she didn't walk in on me, she saw me in the shower! Very much on purpose.
(Zephon busts up laughing)
Kain: What are you laughing at?!
Zephon: Probably at what she saw! HAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
(Kain pounds Zephon in the ground)
Meanwhile: I am back in Kain's throne room, camera still on, I have it facing toward me)
Me: I don't know how to react. It was like I had no control over what I did…….But it was funny!!!!! (snicker snicker) (blinks) HEY! I thought vampires burned in water! I must find out what this is all about!
(Conveniently, Rahab and Dumah are walking by)
Rahab: What was that yelling all about?
Me: I'll tell you if you tell me something…..
Rahab: What?
Me: Tell me……what kind of water do vampires bathe in?
Rahab: Easy. Salt water.
Me: Ok.
Dumah: Now YOU tell US what happened!
Me: (giggling) I snuck up on Kain in the shower and opened the curtain! (laugh!!!!!!!)
Dumah and Rahab: O_o;
Me: And its all on tape! (holds up video camera)
Dumah and Rahab: *o*
Back at the tub)
Raziel: Um….I'm sure we'll all forget this in the morning…..
Kain: Nope. She's got it on tape!
Raziel: That sucks. Well, sorry to hear it, but its my relaxing time here. (takes off towel and gets in tub)
Ahhhhhh. ^_____________^
Kain: (SIGH) (gets in as well)
(the others join)
Raziel: Uhhhh…Did I not specify that this is MY time?
Kain: Too bad.
Raziel: -_-;
Kain: I hate my unlife.
Raziel: Well…only you can fix that problem. You can't have others do everything for you….
Kain: I don't need a pep talk, Raziel. So shut up.
Raziel: (mumble mumble)
(in the sanctuary)
Me: HAHA! Want me to rewind that?!
(Rahab, Dumah, and I are huddled around the video camera's screen)
Dumah: Yep. You surprised him alright…..
Rahab: Look at his face!
Me: (laughter) This had to be the funniest thing I've done since the togas and piggies!
Dumah: (shiver) Don't remind me….
Rahab: So, Elexis, tell me…..Did you ENJOY seeing Kain like that?
Me: Like what? Surprised? OF COURSE I DID! That's the essence of the entire act!
Rahab: No……..I mean in the open……..
Me: Ya know…I don't even remember starring at anything in the perverted sense……so no….
Rahab: You didn't see….um….that?
Me: No. His face was too funny to look away.
Dumah: I'd have to agree.
Me: Hopefully you do……(laughs)
Dumah: -. -.
(at the tub)
Raziel: I'm going back in. (gets out, puts on towel, and leaves)
Zephon: Party pooper….
Melchiah: See ya.
Kain: No comment.
(Raziel goes in the sanctuary and into his room to dress)
Dumah: HEY! Raziel just got out of the tub! Elexis! Go open the door!
Me: I'm not taking orders from YOU! I take orders from no one!! NO ONE!!! HAHAHA!! Why can't YOU do it if you want to see him naked, DUMAH!
Dumah: He's my brother! That's sick! You're sick! Besides, having a FEMALE walk in is much more embarrassing, trust me, I speak from experience.
Me: Do you think I care?
Dumah: No.
Me: Exactly.
Duamh: PLEASE?
(I beat him up in a pretzel shape)
Dumah: -_-……..(walks away using his arms that are closer to the floor than his legs)
Me: (looks at the camera) Hmmmmm….
Rahab: Oh no…you wouldn't…….
Me: (smirk) I would…….
(I sneak up to Raziel's door and swing it open)
Me: HII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raziel: X_X AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (runs and slams the door, I walk back to Rahab)
(LAUGHTER!!!)
Rahab: Look at his face!
(Kain, Zephon, and Melchiah come in) (Zephon walks away)
Kain: Oh no…what are you laughing at NOW?
Me: Raziel……
Kain: O_@ You got him, too?! Let me see! (watches film and snickers) He has the dumbest look on his face….
Rahab: You should talk……
(Kain pounds Rahab)
(Raziel comes out of his room)
Raziel: ELEXIS!
Me: What?
Raziel: You know what I'm talking about! And it's not funny!
Me: Yes, it is.
Raziel: I see that Zephon has retired to his room to dress. Are you going to embarrass him, too?
Me: Actually, I am. (sneaks over to Zephon's room)
Raziel: (he looks as though he is going to stop her, but decides not to) This'll be funny.
Kain: (snicker)
(In the distance, a door opens)
Me: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zephon: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (dives for door and shuts it, a loud thud is heard)
(Kain and everyone fall over laughing)
(I return with a dumb grin on my face)
Melchiah: Let me see! (all huddle around the camera)
Raziel: (laughs) His eyes look like they tripled in size…..heh.
Me: They did. I could see undead eye sockets….
Kain: That must have been amusing for the second you saw it…
Me: It was…….and now….the coup de grace of this little adventure! (turns camera over, revealing a red button) Hehe…..
Kain: Now what?
Me: PREPARE YOUR BLADDERS FOR IMMINENT RELEASE! RELEASE THE LUNATIC FAN GIRLS AND PIGGIES!
All but me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (deep breath) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan girls: AHHHH!!!!!! Can I get your number, Kain? Melchiah! Let me see you!
Go out with me, Raz!
Me: _
Raziel: I'm gonna get you, Elexis.
Zephon: Just be glad she isn't one of them…..
Me: (I whistle as the fan girls maul the poor vampires) Hmmmmm……HEY! FAN GIRLS! LOOK! IT'S….UH…..IT'S…..THAT GUY FROM THE THING! (?????)
Fan girls: (GASP!) (they run)
Rahab: I'll kill you, Elexis!
Me: Hey! I saved you!
Rahab: DAMMIT! Good point……(blinks) But what about the piggies?
Me: Eh….Let 'em be. Piggies are our friends!
DIS BE THE END OF DIS CHAPTER! REVIEW! DA PIGGIES COMMAND YOU!