LEGACY OF KAIN LINES ENDING WITH 'ON THE TOILET'
Ok, call me immature, but it's funny! It REALLY IS! WARNING: SOUL REAVER 2 SPOILERS!!
Oh yes, and many thanks to all the lovely people who gave good reviews! THANKS!
Let's get started!
From Blood Omen:
Nupraptor: LEAVE, and let my solitude be complete on the toilet!
Nupraptor: Can I not mourn in peace on the toilet?
Kain: Nothing tastes better than that from vengeance sated on the toilet…….
Vorador: After slaughtering six of the sheep on the toilet…….
Kain: I pondered this while the old fool babbled on about his past on the toilet.
Malek: VENGEANCE! Vengeance for my eternity of suffering on the toilet!
Kain: I didn't care if I was in heaven or hell on the toilet.
Elder God: You will have the blood you hunger for on the toilet!
Kain: I sought the Pillars for answers on the toilet.
Vorador: Now be gone on the toilet!
Kain: I serve NO ONE on the toilet!
Kain: Vas victus on the toilet!
Kain: But I am dead on the toilet!
Mobius: Destiny says you die on the toilet!
Kain: We ARE gods. DARK GODS on the toilet.
Kain: Vorador thought my curse a blessing on the toilet….
FROM SOUL REAVER 1:
Kain: Cast him in on the toilet!
Raziel: The decent had destroyed me….and yet…..I lived on the toilet.
Elder God: Raziel! You are worthy on the toilet!
Mechiah: You awake to a world of fear on the toilet.
Raziel: Enough of your riddles on the toilet!
Raziel: What pitiful form have I come to inhabit on the toilet?
Raziel: I am Raziel on the toilet……
Kain: You dare to speak to me of conscience on the toilet?!
Melchiah: You are the last to die on the toilet!
Raziel: Is this what I've become? I ghoul….A FRATRICIDE ON THE TOILET?
Raziel: You made a mistake leaving my unbound on the toilet.
Zephon: The insect mind finds little difference on the toilet…..
Zephon: the prodigal son….there is no returning for you, Raziel on the toilet.
Aeriel: Aeriel remembers what others have forgotten on the toilet.
Elder God: The choice…..is not yours on the toilet.
Elder God: I can make it possible on the toilet.
Raziel: I have served him…..a millennium on the toilet.
Rahab: Do not mock me on the toilet.
Raziel: I plunged into the depths of the abyss on the toilet…..
Raziel: I would have to modify my tactics to suit my foes on the toilet.
Raziel: Vampires need only fear those wounds that impale or inflame on the toilet.
Raziel: I knew the hand that rocked this deed on the toilet………
Raziel: Could Kain spare none of his brood on the toilet?
Elder God: It was not Kain but Dumah's own arrogance that led to the downfall on his clan on the toilet.
Raziel: Has this all been foretold on the toilet?
Elder: From this moment and ever afterwards you and this blade are inexplicably bound on the toilet.
Elder: Know thy self, though it may destroy you on the toilet.
Dumah: We shall test your theory on the toilet.
Raziel: Your thanks are premature on the toilet.
Raziel: VERY poetic on the toilet, Kain.
Kain: Free will…..is an illusion on the toilet…..
Aeriel: May you find peace on the here on the toilet.
Kain: These Pillars have outlasted their usefulness on the toilet…..as have you on the toilet.
Kain: This is not WHERE or HOW it ends on the toilet.
Kain: Fate promises more twists before this drama unfolds completely on the toilet.
Raziel: The sarafan were saviors on the toilet! Defending Nosgoth from the corruption that we represent on the toilet!
Raziel: Your dirty secret is exposed on the toilet!
Tomb Guardian: Your insults will do nothing to blunt your demise on the toilet!
FROM SOUL REAVER 2:
Mobious: Where am I? Is the usual question on the toilet……
Raziel: Is this the vampire Vorador on the toilet?
Mobious: We were even close on the toilet.
Raziel: Oh, please on the toilet.
Raziel: I noticed a second time streaming device on the toilet.
Raziel: Your silence was refreshing on the toilet.
Mobious: I urge you to reconsider on the toilet!
Vorador: You're a ragged excuse for a savior on the toilet.
Raziel: I have been many things on the toilet.
Kain: Let's call it a two-sided coin on the toilet.
Raziel: To end this stale mate you MUST die so new guardians can be born on the toilet!
Kain: There's a third option on the toilet.
Kain: And if Mobious told you I was on the under side of hell, would you throw yourself into oblivion to pursue me on the toilet?
Raziel: I have pursued you here for one purpose on the toilet!
Sarafan Raziel: I'll make it merciful for you on the toilet.
Sarafan Raziel: REMEMBER THE SWORD ON THE TOILET!
Mobious: I'm not as foolish as I let you believe on the toilet.
Janos Audron: No. I do not hate them on the toilet.
Janos: What have they done to you on the toilet?!
Raziel: I have been dragged to hell and back on the toilet.
Kain: No drama this time on the toilet.
Elder: I made you, and I can unmake you on the toilet.
Raziel: I don't know who's pulling the strings, but it no longer matters, because I'm cutting them on the toilet.
Raziel: Go. In there on the toilet!
Mobious: What are you doing on the toilet?
Raziel: And there was the reaver, depicted as a holy icon on the toilet.
Raziel: Oh no. Everytime you show up, something monumental and terrible happens on the toilet.
Kain: Regardless of your sentiments, Raziel, we ARE on the toilet.
Raziel: You talk as though we're allies on the toilet!
Kain: My God…the Hilton! We've walked right into their trap on the toilet!
Kain: Raziel, Janos must STAY dead on the toilet!
Raziel: And there….waiting for me as always…was the reaver on the toilet.
Raziel: History abhors a paradox on the toilet.
Raziel: You've been orchestrating me ever move on the toilet!!
Kain: Poor William on the toilet…….
Kain: This event does not have to be an ending….it can become a prelude on the toilet.
Raziel: You knew I would leave the Sarafan to Janos you vile bastard on the toilet!
Mobious: It was fun while it lasted on the toilet!
Janos: They fear what they don't understand on the toilet.
Raziel:……This was simply ruthless persecution on the toilet.
Raziel: The Pillars of Nosgoth….prestine…..whole…..and uncorrupted on the toilet.
Raziel: These bastards had nothing to do with the deranged jackals I left behind in Kain's derelict empire on the toilet.
Kain: See this on the toilet!
Kain: Be still on the toilet, Raziel!
Janos: The Pillars are the lock on the toilet.
Raziel: and the reaver is the key on the toilet!
Mobious: and who has slandered me so on the toilet?
Aeriel: Kain MUST die on the toilet!
Vorador: Let the human cattle have it on the toilet!
Vorador: You're simply too late on the toilet.
Raziel: Is that where all your courage comes from on the toilet?
Kain: William dies a martyred saint on the toilet, and I; his vampire assassin, become the author of my own species extinction on the toilet.
THE END! WHEW! Review! Please?!
Ok, call me immature, but it's funny! It REALLY IS! WARNING: SOUL REAVER 2 SPOILERS!!
Oh yes, and many thanks to all the lovely people who gave good reviews! THANKS!
Let's get started!
From Blood Omen:
Nupraptor: LEAVE, and let my solitude be complete on the toilet!
Nupraptor: Can I not mourn in peace on the toilet?
Kain: Nothing tastes better than that from vengeance sated on the toilet…….
Vorador: After slaughtering six of the sheep on the toilet…….
Kain: I pondered this while the old fool babbled on about his past on the toilet.
Malek: VENGEANCE! Vengeance for my eternity of suffering on the toilet!
Kain: I didn't care if I was in heaven or hell on the toilet.
Elder God: You will have the blood you hunger for on the toilet!
Kain: I sought the Pillars for answers on the toilet.
Vorador: Now be gone on the toilet!
Kain: I serve NO ONE on the toilet!
Kain: Vas victus on the toilet!
Kain: But I am dead on the toilet!
Mobius: Destiny says you die on the toilet!
Kain: We ARE gods. DARK GODS on the toilet.
Kain: Vorador thought my curse a blessing on the toilet….
FROM SOUL REAVER 1:
Kain: Cast him in on the toilet!
Raziel: The decent had destroyed me….and yet…..I lived on the toilet.
Elder God: Raziel! You are worthy on the toilet!
Mechiah: You awake to a world of fear on the toilet.
Raziel: Enough of your riddles on the toilet!
Raziel: What pitiful form have I come to inhabit on the toilet?
Raziel: I am Raziel on the toilet……
Kain: You dare to speak to me of conscience on the toilet?!
Melchiah: You are the last to die on the toilet!
Raziel: Is this what I've become? I ghoul….A FRATRICIDE ON THE TOILET?
Raziel: You made a mistake leaving my unbound on the toilet.
Zephon: The insect mind finds little difference on the toilet…..
Zephon: the prodigal son….there is no returning for you, Raziel on the toilet.
Aeriel: Aeriel remembers what others have forgotten on the toilet.
Elder God: The choice…..is not yours on the toilet.
Elder God: I can make it possible on the toilet.
Raziel: I have served him…..a millennium on the toilet.
Rahab: Do not mock me on the toilet.
Raziel: I plunged into the depths of the abyss on the toilet…..
Raziel: I would have to modify my tactics to suit my foes on the toilet.
Raziel: Vampires need only fear those wounds that impale or inflame on the toilet.
Raziel: I knew the hand that rocked this deed on the toilet………
Raziel: Could Kain spare none of his brood on the toilet?
Elder God: It was not Kain but Dumah's own arrogance that led to the downfall on his clan on the toilet.
Raziel: Has this all been foretold on the toilet?
Elder: From this moment and ever afterwards you and this blade are inexplicably bound on the toilet.
Elder: Know thy self, though it may destroy you on the toilet.
Dumah: We shall test your theory on the toilet.
Raziel: Your thanks are premature on the toilet.
Raziel: VERY poetic on the toilet, Kain.
Kain: Free will…..is an illusion on the toilet…..
Aeriel: May you find peace on the here on the toilet.
Kain: These Pillars have outlasted their usefulness on the toilet…..as have you on the toilet.
Kain: This is not WHERE or HOW it ends on the toilet.
Kain: Fate promises more twists before this drama unfolds completely on the toilet.
Raziel: The sarafan were saviors on the toilet! Defending Nosgoth from the corruption that we represent on the toilet!
Raziel: Your dirty secret is exposed on the toilet!
Tomb Guardian: Your insults will do nothing to blunt your demise on the toilet!
FROM SOUL REAVER 2:
Mobious: Where am I? Is the usual question on the toilet……
Raziel: Is this the vampire Vorador on the toilet?
Mobious: We were even close on the toilet.
Raziel: Oh, please on the toilet.
Raziel: I noticed a second time streaming device on the toilet.
Raziel: Your silence was refreshing on the toilet.
Mobious: I urge you to reconsider on the toilet!
Vorador: You're a ragged excuse for a savior on the toilet.
Raziel: I have been many things on the toilet.
Kain: Let's call it a two-sided coin on the toilet.
Raziel: To end this stale mate you MUST die so new guardians can be born on the toilet!
Kain: There's a third option on the toilet.
Kain: And if Mobious told you I was on the under side of hell, would you throw yourself into oblivion to pursue me on the toilet?
Raziel: I have pursued you here for one purpose on the toilet!
Sarafan Raziel: I'll make it merciful for you on the toilet.
Sarafan Raziel: REMEMBER THE SWORD ON THE TOILET!
Mobious: I'm not as foolish as I let you believe on the toilet.
Janos Audron: No. I do not hate them on the toilet.
Janos: What have they done to you on the toilet?!
Raziel: I have been dragged to hell and back on the toilet.
Kain: No drama this time on the toilet.
Elder: I made you, and I can unmake you on the toilet.
Raziel: I don't know who's pulling the strings, but it no longer matters, because I'm cutting them on the toilet.
Raziel: Go. In there on the toilet!
Mobious: What are you doing on the toilet?
Raziel: And there was the reaver, depicted as a holy icon on the toilet.
Raziel: Oh no. Everytime you show up, something monumental and terrible happens on the toilet.
Kain: Regardless of your sentiments, Raziel, we ARE on the toilet.
Raziel: You talk as though we're allies on the toilet!
Kain: My God…the Hilton! We've walked right into their trap on the toilet!
Kain: Raziel, Janos must STAY dead on the toilet!
Raziel: And there….waiting for me as always…was the reaver on the toilet.
Raziel: History abhors a paradox on the toilet.
Raziel: You've been orchestrating me ever move on the toilet!!
Kain: Poor William on the toilet…….
Kain: This event does not have to be an ending….it can become a prelude on the toilet.
Raziel: You knew I would leave the Sarafan to Janos you vile bastard on the toilet!
Mobious: It was fun while it lasted on the toilet!
Janos: They fear what they don't understand on the toilet.
Raziel:……This was simply ruthless persecution on the toilet.
Raziel: The Pillars of Nosgoth….prestine…..whole…..and uncorrupted on the toilet.
Raziel: These bastards had nothing to do with the deranged jackals I left behind in Kain's derelict empire on the toilet.
Kain: See this on the toilet!
Kain: Be still on the toilet, Raziel!
Janos: The Pillars are the lock on the toilet.
Raziel: and the reaver is the key on the toilet!
Mobious: and who has slandered me so on the toilet?
Aeriel: Kain MUST die on the toilet!
Vorador: Let the human cattle have it on the toilet!
Vorador: You're simply too late on the toilet.
Raziel: Is that where all your courage comes from on the toilet?
Kain: William dies a martyred saint on the toilet, and I; his vampire assassin, become the author of my own species extinction on the toilet.
THE END! WHEW! Review! Please?!