SORRY ABOUT THE WAIT! SERIOUSLY!
IN THIS CHAPTER, WE JOIN RAZIEL, HIS BRETHREN, VORADOR, AND KAIN ON A QUEST TO MAKE TOAST!
Vorador starred at the appliance that sat in front of him.
Vorador: (blinks)
He turned to the slices of bread that sat next to it.
Vorador:?????
(Kain wanders in from no where)
Kain:??????
(Raziel and brethren walk in)
(they all stare at the toaster)
Raziel: ????? What trickery is this?
Me: It is no trickery….it is……..a toaster.
Dumah: Toast….ER?
Me: Yes.
Melchiah: Wow……and what magic does this 'TOASTER' perform?
Me: One of the most startling nature…it makes bread TASTE better.
Kain: There is no way!
Vorador: It is impossible!
Me: NOTHING is impossible…….ESPECIALLY with a toaster such as this one.
Rahab: My God…….
Turel: (look of PURE shock)
Zephon: I don't believe it……
Me: Believe! For it is true! (takes a slice of bread and sets it in the toaster and presses the lever down)
Everyone but me: o_o; *GASP!*
Me: Now we wait.
Kain: How long must we wait for this…. TOAST?
Me: 2 minutes!
Zephon: Can it be true?!
Me: 'Tis true!
(Toast pops up)
Everyone but me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Me: It is okay! The toast……………………has been made!
Raziel: May I try?
Me: HA! Vampires do not eat human food!
Raziel: I…….I have to try! (grabs toast and bites it) Its…..its………its delicious!
Me: ALL toast is delicious.
Melchiah: I must have some!
Kain: Me too!
Vorador: Me as well! I must have this toast!
Rahab: We all want toast!
Me: Well I'm not making it for you. You must learn to make toast on your own!
Kain: Then we could make toast whenever we want!
(some toasters appear before each of the characters)
Dumah: oooooooOOOO!
(some bread appears)
Me: Where's all this coming from?
(a guy hanging from the ceiling is seen)
Guy: It was me all along! Hahahaha-!
(I throw a beaver at him)
Guy: Ahhhhhh! (drops and runs away)
Me: Now, take one slice of bread and slide it into the slot atop the toaster…….
(Melchiah tries to shove it in at the side)
Me: ATOP!
Melchiah: Oh! (puts it in on top)
Me: Now, press the lever beneath that slot down.
(Everyone succeeds)
Me: Now we wait! Just don't….
(Rahab sticks his claw in the toaster)
Me: RAHAB! STOP!!!!!
(Rahab gets electrocuted)
Rahab: GAAAAAARG!
Me: There, and I hope that taught you a lesson!
Rahab (laying on the floor): Owwww………..-_-
(Dumah runs to the phone)
Dumah: QUICK! What's the number for 911?!
Me: ………………….Eh! He'll be fine. Right. Rahab? (smacks him playfully)
(Rahab doesn't move)
Me: RIGHT, RAHAB?!
Kain: Eh, he'll be fine. Not like this is the first time he's done something incredibly lame. Meanwhile, MY TOAST HAS COMPLETED ITS TOASTING! BEHOLD! (holds up golden brown toast)
Everyone: oOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Melchiah: Why dosent mine look like that? (holds up black toast)
Me: Cuz ya burnt it. You left it in too long.
Melchiah: My poor toast………*sniff*
Raziel: HAHAHAAHAHAHA! I HAVE MADE THE PERFECT TOAST! STARE IN AWE IN THE PRESENCE OF MY TOAST!
(no one does anything)
Zephon: Kain's was better…….
Turel: No it wasn't!
Zephon: Was too!
Turel: Was not!
Zephon: Was too!
Turel: Was not!
Zephon: Was too!
Turel: Was not!
Me: *sigh* All toast is good toast!
DEE END! REVIEW PLEASE!
IN THIS CHAPTER, WE JOIN RAZIEL, HIS BRETHREN, VORADOR, AND KAIN ON A QUEST TO MAKE TOAST!
Vorador starred at the appliance that sat in front of him.
Vorador: (blinks)
He turned to the slices of bread that sat next to it.
Vorador:?????
(Kain wanders in from no where)
Kain:??????
(Raziel and brethren walk in)
(they all stare at the toaster)
Raziel: ????? What trickery is this?
Me: It is no trickery….it is……..a toaster.
Dumah: Toast….ER?
Me: Yes.
Melchiah: Wow……and what magic does this 'TOASTER' perform?
Me: One of the most startling nature…it makes bread TASTE better.
Kain: There is no way!
Vorador: It is impossible!
Me: NOTHING is impossible…….ESPECIALLY with a toaster such as this one.
Rahab: My God…….
Turel: (look of PURE shock)
Zephon: I don't believe it……
Me: Believe! For it is true! (takes a slice of bread and sets it in the toaster and presses the lever down)
Everyone but me: o_o; *GASP!*
Me: Now we wait.
Kain: How long must we wait for this…. TOAST?
Me: 2 minutes!
Zephon: Can it be true?!
Me: 'Tis true!
(Toast pops up)
Everyone but me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Me: It is okay! The toast……………………has been made!
Raziel: May I try?
Me: HA! Vampires do not eat human food!
Raziel: I…….I have to try! (grabs toast and bites it) Its…..its………its delicious!
Me: ALL toast is delicious.
Melchiah: I must have some!
Kain: Me too!
Vorador: Me as well! I must have this toast!
Rahab: We all want toast!
Me: Well I'm not making it for you. You must learn to make toast on your own!
Kain: Then we could make toast whenever we want!
(some toasters appear before each of the characters)
Dumah: oooooooOOOO!
(some bread appears)
Me: Where's all this coming from?
(a guy hanging from the ceiling is seen)
Guy: It was me all along! Hahahaha-!
(I throw a beaver at him)
Guy: Ahhhhhh! (drops and runs away)
Me: Now, take one slice of bread and slide it into the slot atop the toaster…….
(Melchiah tries to shove it in at the side)
Me: ATOP!
Melchiah: Oh! (puts it in on top)
Me: Now, press the lever beneath that slot down.
(Everyone succeeds)
Me: Now we wait! Just don't….
(Rahab sticks his claw in the toaster)
Me: RAHAB! STOP!!!!!
(Rahab gets electrocuted)
Rahab: GAAAAAARG!
Me: There, and I hope that taught you a lesson!
Rahab (laying on the floor): Owwww………..-_-
(Dumah runs to the phone)
Dumah: QUICK! What's the number for 911?!
Me: ………………….Eh! He'll be fine. Right. Rahab? (smacks him playfully)
(Rahab doesn't move)
Me: RIGHT, RAHAB?!
Kain: Eh, he'll be fine. Not like this is the first time he's done something incredibly lame. Meanwhile, MY TOAST HAS COMPLETED ITS TOASTING! BEHOLD! (holds up golden brown toast)
Everyone: oOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Melchiah: Why dosent mine look like that? (holds up black toast)
Me: Cuz ya burnt it. You left it in too long.
Melchiah: My poor toast………*sniff*
Raziel: HAHAHAAHAHAHA! I HAVE MADE THE PERFECT TOAST! STARE IN AWE IN THE PRESENCE OF MY TOAST!
(no one does anything)
Zephon: Kain's was better…….
Turel: No it wasn't!
Zephon: Was too!
Turel: Was not!
Zephon: Was too!
Turel: Was not!
Zephon: Was too!
Turel: Was not!
Me: *sigh* All toast is good toast!
DEE END! REVIEW PLEASE!