THIS TIME, WE FOLLOW KAIN, RAZIEL, AND BRETHREN TO ZEE BEACH! THANK YOU,
DEMON HUNTER, FOR THE IDEA! Hey, I'm getting ideas! This will NEVER end!
Eternal insanity! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! HA! Oh
yes…..just for purpose of insight, tell me what ya think of my self
insertion! DO IT!
(Kain gets out of a carriage with Raziel and the others, all in swim trunks)
Kain: Wait…..we cant go in water…….
Raziel: Well look at our skin! We're all white and crap! (pulls out beach towel, puts it on the sand, and he lays on it)
Melchiah: 'Guess your right……. (does the same)
Zephon: (puts foot on sand) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! ITS HOT! ITS HOOOOOOOOOOOOT! *runs around into the water* ahhhhhhhhh……….(realizes he's not supposed be in water) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs back on the sand) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ITS HOT! (goes back to the water) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (goes back to the sand) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(this continues for……..probably the rest of the trip)
Kain: SIGH
(a bunch of girls stare at the group of pale, yet buff newbies at the beach)
Fan girls: AAHHHHHHH!!! GOT OUT WITH ME!!!
(Kain and his vampires, except for Zephon, who is still running, start running)
Raziel: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I swing in, Tarzan style) (I kick the girls away)
Me: MUHAHAHA!
Kain: Crap! Elexis! She's twice as bad!
Me: HEY! (punches Kain)
Kain: Grrrrrrrr…….
Raziel: Damn………no more togas….PLEASE! No more togas!
Me: Don't worry, no togas this time…
All: WHEW!
Me: Yep. Just grass hula skirts for you guys, not me………..I don't do skirts….
All: Whe-! WHAT?!
Me: (evil grin) hehehe…… (grabs hula grass skirts and, at the blink of an eye, removes swim trunks, and replaces then with…………GRASS SKIRTS!!!!!!!!)
All but me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Kain: Why do you keep redressing us?
Me: (shrugs)
Zephon: AAAAHHHHHHHHH! THE SAND IS HOT! AAAAHHHHHHH! THE WATER….IT BURNS!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Me: What's with him?
Dumah: You don't want to know.
Me: Gotcha.
(in the distance, a potato explodes)
Turel: What the hell was that?!
Me: A potato has exploded…….
Rahab: Elexis, why do potatoes explode?
Me: It is a potato's nature to explode. Now…..DANCE!
Vampires: What?
Me: DANCE! And do the tango with these weasels! (tosses a weasel for each of them, the each catch one)
Raziel: Uh……weasels?
Me: Yep.
Raziel: HEY! I'm not taking orders from YOU!
Me: Its not an order. Its something fun for you to do other than burn yourselves in the sun or in the water.
Raziel: But I don't wanna……..
Rahab: Me neither!
Kain: I guess I'll agree..
Dumah: Hmmmmm……
Turel: WEASELS! YAY! (dances)
Me: See? He's enjoying himself….
Melchiah: That's because he's nuts.
Me: We all know that. But you also know that I am, too.
Kain: Any 5 year old knows that.
Me: They sure do.
Kain: -. -.
Raziel: Hehe….weasel!
Kain: No…not you, too!
Raziel: @_@ Weasel……I DANCE NOW! (dances)
Kain: What did you do?
Me: I put a crazy spell on the weasels……you should be reacting any minute now……
Kain: You WHAT?! I'll…..@_@ Weasel……………………..HAHAHAHAHAHA! (drops to the floor and rolls around)
(Not long after, the rest start acting crazy, excluding Zephon, of course, who is still running in and out of the water)
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhh….nothing like a relaxin' day at the beach….right?
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Kain gets out of a carriage with Raziel and the others, all in swim trunks)
Kain: Wait…..we cant go in water…….
Raziel: Well look at our skin! We're all white and crap! (pulls out beach towel, puts it on the sand, and he lays on it)
Melchiah: 'Guess your right……. (does the same)
Zephon: (puts foot on sand) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! ITS HOT! ITS HOOOOOOOOOOOOT! *runs around into the water* ahhhhhhhhh……….(realizes he's not supposed be in water) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs back on the sand) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ITS HOT! (goes back to the water) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (goes back to the sand) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(this continues for……..probably the rest of the trip)
Kain: SIGH
(a bunch of girls stare at the group of pale, yet buff newbies at the beach)
Fan girls: AAHHHHHHH!!! GOT OUT WITH ME!!!
(Kain and his vampires, except for Zephon, who is still running, start running)
Raziel: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I swing in, Tarzan style) (I kick the girls away)
Me: MUHAHAHA!
Kain: Crap! Elexis! She's twice as bad!
Me: HEY! (punches Kain)
Kain: Grrrrrrrr…….
Raziel: Damn………no more togas….PLEASE! No more togas!
Me: Don't worry, no togas this time…
All: WHEW!
Me: Yep. Just grass hula skirts for you guys, not me………..I don't do skirts….
All: Whe-! WHAT?!
Me: (evil grin) hehehe…… (grabs hula grass skirts and, at the blink of an eye, removes swim trunks, and replaces then with…………GRASS SKIRTS!!!!!!!!)
All but me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Kain: Why do you keep redressing us?
Me: (shrugs)
Zephon: AAAAHHHHHHHHH! THE SAND IS HOT! AAAAHHHHHHH! THE WATER….IT BURNS!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Me: What's with him?
Dumah: You don't want to know.
Me: Gotcha.
(in the distance, a potato explodes)
Turel: What the hell was that?!
Me: A potato has exploded…….
Rahab: Elexis, why do potatoes explode?
Me: It is a potato's nature to explode. Now…..DANCE!
Vampires: What?
Me: DANCE! And do the tango with these weasels! (tosses a weasel for each of them, the each catch one)
Raziel: Uh……weasels?
Me: Yep.
Raziel: HEY! I'm not taking orders from YOU!
Me: Its not an order. Its something fun for you to do other than burn yourselves in the sun or in the water.
Raziel: But I don't wanna……..
Rahab: Me neither!
Kain: I guess I'll agree..
Dumah: Hmmmmm……
Turel: WEASELS! YAY! (dances)
Me: See? He's enjoying himself….
Melchiah: That's because he's nuts.
Me: We all know that. But you also know that I am, too.
Kain: Any 5 year old knows that.
Me: They sure do.
Kain: -. -.
Raziel: Hehe….weasel!
Kain: No…not you, too!
Raziel: @_@ Weasel……I DANCE NOW! (dances)
Kain: What did you do?
Me: I put a crazy spell on the weasels……you should be reacting any minute now……
Kain: You WHAT?! I'll…..@_@ Weasel……………………..HAHAHAHAHAHA! (drops to the floor and rolls around)
(Not long after, the rest start acting crazy, excluding Zephon, of course, who is still running in and out of the water)
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhh….nothing like a relaxin' day at the beach….right?
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!