Untitled: A story of pure randomness. I'm not in this one! I'm on break…….



NOPE! I'm NOT SPOILING THE INSANITY FOR YOU!! NUGAT!!!!!!!!





Somewhere, not in a grocery store, a story begins!



(Kain is sitting on his throne……..doing nothing)



Raziel(in the distance): MEATS!

Kain:?

Dumah: Calm down!

Zephon: NO!! THAT'S MY SQUEEKY MOOSE TOY!! DON'T-!

(POP!)

Zephon: Pop it…… -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; My moose……. (sniff)

Melchiah: Get over it.

Turel: Raziel! Stay! Don't move!

Raziel: YAAAAAAAARGH! MEATS!

(Kain runs to the scene)

Kain: What the hell-? Raziel! Put down that there beaver!

Raziel: Grr! (throws it at Kain)

Kain: What's his problem?!

Rahab: He wants some dee-lishious meats.

Kain: Won't o- blood work?

Rahab: Tried it already…..

Kain: Know any place where we can get MEAT?

Rahab: There's a McDonalds over there……

Kain: No, I said REAL meat.

Rahab: Burger King?

Kain: No.

Rahab: (GASP!) You don't mean-!

Kain: Yep……..ARBY'S!

Melchiah: oOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Scary!

(they head out, but…the fan girls have been waiting….and waiting…oh! how they waited!…..at last…….they attack!!)

All vampires: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Fangirls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (GLOMP!)

Vampires: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

(pan to some random guy sitting on a couch)

Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(back to the Vampires and fangirls)

Fangirls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Kain: WHY GOD, WHYYYYYYYYYYY???????????!!!!

Raziel: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!

(they are all seen running)

(thousands of fan girls follow)

Raziel: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND TEAR OFF MY WINGS?!

Kain: YOU ACT LIKE I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!!

Zephon: SHUT UP AND RUN YOU IDIOTS, RUN! RUUUUUUUUN!!!!

Rahab: They're gaining on us!!!

Dumah: Dear God, WHY?!

Melchiah: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!

Fangirl #65475668499476954730468564567586867509348065934.5: (snatches Zephon and huggles) ^_^

Raziel: CRAP! THEY GOT ZEPHON!!!!!!

(Kain gets caught in a net, then is glomped by fan girls)

Kain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Melchiah: FASTER! MUST RUN-(gets trapped in a bear trap) AHH! MY FEET!!!! FEEEEEEET!!! (fan girls grab)

Raziel: DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Turel: LOOK OUT!

Melchiah: ????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! (falls in hole in the ground) POO! THEY GOT ME!!

Raziel: They're pickin' us out! FASTER!!!!!!!!

Turel: AAAAAHHHHHHH- (runs right into a cage)

Raziel: ITS ONLY ME LEFT!

(A/N: Duh!)

Raziel: MUST HAVE MEATS!!!

(fan girls throw meats at Raziel)

Raziel: Stop tempting me, satanic dirt children!

Fan girl #597374592340654936704937659043705347690457609370967340680493750934.605804: BOLOGNA!

(the bologna hits Raziel's back)

Raziel: No! Stop! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aeriel: (points at Raziel) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Raziel: SHUT UP! THIS ISNT FUNNY!

Aeriel: Yeah…..ACTUALLY IT IS!!!!!

Raziel: -_-;;;;;;;;

Vorador: HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Fan girls: VORADOR!!!!!!!!! WE WUV YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vorador: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Raziel: Youll have to run faster than THAT to get away, Vorador!

Vorador: It's hard! I'm WEARING THAT FUNKY SKIRT I WORE IN BLOOD OMEN!!!!!

Raziel: WHHHHHHHHHHYYYY!!!!!!!

30 mins. Later……..

(All vampires are sitting in a dank cell, fan girls watching from every side)

Kain: Rock, paper, scissors anyone?

All but him: SHUT UP!

(Vorador tosses a pineapple at him)

Kain: Pineapple? HEY! They didn't get Janos!

Raziel: That bastard….I'll get him…..

Turel: How?

Raziel:……………Shut up………..