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RAZIEL'S CULINARY POWER! SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY……………..ME! yay? WE BEGIN AT RAZIEL STANDING AT THE COUNTER IN THE FOOD COURT OF THE SANCTUARY OF THE CLANS! LETS WATCH!
(Kain and Raziel's brethren are sitting at a table, Raziel is in the kitchen)
Melchiah: HURRY UP, I'M STARVIN' OVER HERE!
Dumah: Yeah!
Raziel: SHUT UP AND WAIT! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY CULINARY POWER! (chopping sounds are heard) HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zephon: Raziel seems to be off edge lately.
Kain: You just NOW noticed he's not right in the head?
Turel: BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGH! DO NOT PANIC OVER ZEE LEADERHOSEN! GOOBERS OR RAISINETES?!
Kain: It's ok, Turel. Eat your blood pancakes.
(Turel shoves his head on a plate)
Kain: You doin' alright in there, Raziel?
(crashing noises)
Raziel: YES! (CRASH!) EVERYTHING'S……(CRASH!) FINE! (CRASH!)
Dumah: Wish he'd hurry up………
Rahab: Are you so sure? He's never cooked before……..
Dumah: You're right! I think I can wait…….
(I suddenly go running threw for no real reason)
Kain: (blinks) Anyway, just be patient, remember your first time---
(BANG! CRASH! SPLAT!)
Kain: (sigh)
(Raziel appears from the kitchen, half charred, he is holding a big platter with all kinds of blood type yummies on it)
Raziel: BEHOLD!
(sets it on the table, blood cakes, drinks, and different raw meats lay there…..Not too appetizing)
Rahab: Uh……………….
Dumah: Hm..
Turel: GIMME! (grabs a blood cake an shoves it in his mouth……….then spits it out) GARG! AB BLOOD! WHERE IS DA O?
Raziel: Its in the corner over here…….
Turel: OK! (grabs it all)
(Kain takes a bite)
Kain: MMM! HEY! Not too shabby!
Raziel: ^________________________^
Dumah: (takes bite) AHHHHH! THIS IS SHABBY IF I'VE EVER HAD SHABBY!
Melchiah: Who are YOU to judge what is shabby and not too shabby?! (punches Dumah)
Zephon: (munches) This is……not shabby….but not not TOO shabby! (???????)
Rahab: What the hell are you talking about, Zephon?
Raziel: Do we ever know what he's talking about?
Kain: Yes.
Raziel: Oh.
Zephon: I mean it's tasty enough to be NOT too shabby……but it is also kinda shabby as well.
Raziel: (blinks) Ok.
Kain: Pass the AB+ please.
Rahab: NO! Its MINE! MIIIIIIIINE!
Kain: MINE!!!
Rahab: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!
Kain: GIMME!
Rahab: (sniffle and hands it to Kain)
Kain: HAHAHAHA!
Raziel: Sooooooooooooooo………..How is it?
(mixed responses)
Raziel: WHAT?
Kain: MMFMF, mfmf! (some food hits Dumah)
Dumah: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFMFMF! (spits food back!)
Raziel: You don't like it?
Turel: I DO!!!! SPUNT!
Raziel: ?
Melchiah: Mhmmfmfmf! Ith gooth!
Raziel: Swallow the food!
(everyone swallows)
Kain: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELICIOUS!
Raziel: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
DEE END!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAZIEL'S CULINARY POWER! SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY……………..ME! yay? WE BEGIN AT RAZIEL STANDING AT THE COUNTER IN THE FOOD COURT OF THE SANCTUARY OF THE CLANS! LETS WATCH!
(Kain and Raziel's brethren are sitting at a table, Raziel is in the kitchen)
Melchiah: HURRY UP, I'M STARVIN' OVER HERE!
Dumah: Yeah!
Raziel: SHUT UP AND WAIT! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY CULINARY POWER! (chopping sounds are heard) HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zephon: Raziel seems to be off edge lately.
Kain: You just NOW noticed he's not right in the head?
Turel: BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGH! DO NOT PANIC OVER ZEE LEADERHOSEN! GOOBERS OR RAISINETES?!
Kain: It's ok, Turel. Eat your blood pancakes.
(Turel shoves his head on a plate)
Kain: You doin' alright in there, Raziel?
(crashing noises)
Raziel: YES! (CRASH!) EVERYTHING'S……(CRASH!) FINE! (CRASH!)
Dumah: Wish he'd hurry up………
Rahab: Are you so sure? He's never cooked before……..
Dumah: You're right! I think I can wait…….
(I suddenly go running threw for no real reason)
Kain: (blinks) Anyway, just be patient, remember your first time---
(BANG! CRASH! SPLAT!)
Kain: (sigh)
(Raziel appears from the kitchen, half charred, he is holding a big platter with all kinds of blood type yummies on it)
Raziel: BEHOLD!
(sets it on the table, blood cakes, drinks, and different raw meats lay there…..Not too appetizing)
Rahab: Uh……………….
Dumah: Hm..
Turel: GIMME! (grabs a blood cake an shoves it in his mouth……….then spits it out) GARG! AB BLOOD! WHERE IS DA O?
Raziel: Its in the corner over here…….
Turel: OK! (grabs it all)
(Kain takes a bite)
Kain: MMM! HEY! Not too shabby!
Raziel: ^________________________^
Dumah: (takes bite) AHHHHH! THIS IS SHABBY IF I'VE EVER HAD SHABBY!
Melchiah: Who are YOU to judge what is shabby and not too shabby?! (punches Dumah)
Zephon: (munches) This is……not shabby….but not not TOO shabby! (???????)
Rahab: What the hell are you talking about, Zephon?
Raziel: Do we ever know what he's talking about?
Kain: Yes.
Raziel: Oh.
Zephon: I mean it's tasty enough to be NOT too shabby……but it is also kinda shabby as well.
Raziel: (blinks) Ok.
Kain: Pass the AB+ please.
Rahab: NO! Its MINE! MIIIIIIIINE!
Kain: MINE!!!
Rahab: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!
Kain: GIMME!
Rahab: (sniffle and hands it to Kain)
Kain: HAHAHAHA!
Raziel: Sooooooooooooooo………..How is it?
(mixed responses)
Raziel: WHAT?
Kain: MMFMF, mfmf! (some food hits Dumah)
Dumah: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFMFMF! (spits food back!)
Raziel: You don't like it?
Turel: I DO!!!! SPUNT!
Raziel: ?
Melchiah: Mhmmfmfmf! Ith gooth!
Raziel: Swallow the food!
(everyone swallows)
Kain: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELICIOUS!
Raziel: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
DEE END!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!