I AM SOO SORRY FOR THE LACK OF ADDITIONS!!!!!!! REALLY, I AM! ANYONE IN
HIGH SCHOOL MIGHT UNDERSTAND. BUT I'M ON BREAK! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
P.S- THANKS TO DA PEOPLE WHO GAVE ME GOOD REVIEWS!!!!
PIGGIES!! WHEEEEE!!! DOES THIS REALLY NEED AN EXPLANATION?!
Kain: (quietly sitting on his throne) (blink)
(suddenly, a piggy falls from the sky and hits him on the head)
Kain: (blinks, then looks at the piggy) No……NO!
(then……A SUDDEN DOWN POUR OF PIGGIES FALL ON EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN THE SANCTUARY!!!!!)
(a door opens in the hall…….a lump in the piggies is seen approaching Kain)
Kain: ????
(Raziel pops up from the pile of piggies)
Raziel: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Kain: You suppose *I* know somehow?
(Dumah stomps in)
Dumah: Did I miss something?
Raziel: You miss a lot of things.
Dumah: I know……I was just wondering if I missed another thing.
Raziel: You did.
Dumah: Ok.
(Meanwhile…..Turel is seen doing the backstroke in the sea of piggies…….he spits out a few)
Kain: Idiot…..
(S. Raziel comes in, ready to fight, then sees the piggies)
S. Raziel: (puts hand on forehead) I don't want to know…..
Raziel: Wise decision.
S Raziel: Why is it that every time I come here something is……………out of the ordinary?
Raziel: Don't ask me.
Kain: (shrugs shoulders)
Dumah: What?
Turel: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Zephon: (appears and stares at the piggies) What the-?
(Rahab and Melchiah appear)
Rahab: AGAIN?!
Melchiah: SIGH. I hate it when this happens.
S. Raziel: This happened before? Who did it?
Melchiah: Oh, you cant tell me you don't know who did this.
S Raziel: Who? E-
Kain: SHUT UP! NEVER SAY THE 'E' WORD!
S. Raziel: OH! You mean Ele-!
Rahab: (dives at S. Raziel, covering his mouth) SHUT THE HELL UP!
Raziel: Do you not know the consequences of saying the 'E' word?!
S. Raziel: That's insane! Elexis is—!
(more piggys fall from the sky, followed by pineapples!)
Melchiah: Damn you! Look what you did! (strangles S. Raziel ala Homer Simpson)
(I swing in and kick Mechiah on the head)
Melchiah: Ow……..
(Kain runs)
(I through a disturbingly large parakeet at Kain, it hits him)
Kain: NO! I'M DOWN! I'M DOWN!
Raziel: Sh*t.
(Vorador comes in and pauses….glances at the piggies, then me)
Vorador: Oh, GOD no. Cant you just ONCE write a normal fic?
Me: You never learn anything from hanging around normal writers!
Vorador: I haven't learned anything from YOU! In fact, I think my I.Q. has just lowered about 100 points by just standing here.
Me: Oh, shut up.
Vorador: No.
Me: Yes.
Vorador: No.
Me: Do it!
Vorador: NO!
Me: YEAH!
Vorador: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Me:……..
(I duck tape Vorador's mouth shut)
Vorador: HMPHH!!!!!!
(I then hit him in the head with a piggy)
(Vorador tears the tape of his mouth)
RIIIIIIIIIIP!
Vorador: OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! (runs around)
Kain: So much for his dreaded five o'clock shadow. (snicker)
Me: Heheh. HEY! I could make millions with this. DUCT TAPE HAIR REMOVER!
Kain: Hmmmmmmmm…….
Melchaih: Ok. You guys can babble all you want…..but I'M getting these damned piggies outta here!
THE END! OKAY! I'LL TRY TO WRITE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S- THANKS TO DA PEOPLE WHO GAVE ME GOOD REVIEWS!!!!
PIGGIES!! WHEEEEE!!! DOES THIS REALLY NEED AN EXPLANATION?!
Kain: (quietly sitting on his throne) (blink)
(suddenly, a piggy falls from the sky and hits him on the head)
Kain: (blinks, then looks at the piggy) No……NO!
(then……A SUDDEN DOWN POUR OF PIGGIES FALL ON EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN THE SANCTUARY!!!!!)
(a door opens in the hall…….a lump in the piggies is seen approaching Kain)
Kain: ????
(Raziel pops up from the pile of piggies)
Raziel: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Kain: You suppose *I* know somehow?
(Dumah stomps in)
Dumah: Did I miss something?
Raziel: You miss a lot of things.
Dumah: I know……I was just wondering if I missed another thing.
Raziel: You did.
Dumah: Ok.
(Meanwhile…..Turel is seen doing the backstroke in the sea of piggies…….he spits out a few)
Kain: Idiot…..
(S. Raziel comes in, ready to fight, then sees the piggies)
S. Raziel: (puts hand on forehead) I don't want to know…..
Raziel: Wise decision.
S Raziel: Why is it that every time I come here something is……………out of the ordinary?
Raziel: Don't ask me.
Kain: (shrugs shoulders)
Dumah: What?
Turel: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Zephon: (appears and stares at the piggies) What the-?
(Rahab and Melchiah appear)
Rahab: AGAIN?!
Melchiah: SIGH. I hate it when this happens.
S. Raziel: This happened before? Who did it?
Melchiah: Oh, you cant tell me you don't know who did this.
S Raziel: Who? E-
Kain: SHUT UP! NEVER SAY THE 'E' WORD!
S. Raziel: OH! You mean Ele-!
Rahab: (dives at S. Raziel, covering his mouth) SHUT THE HELL UP!
Raziel: Do you not know the consequences of saying the 'E' word?!
S. Raziel: That's insane! Elexis is—!
(more piggys fall from the sky, followed by pineapples!)
Melchiah: Damn you! Look what you did! (strangles S. Raziel ala Homer Simpson)
(I swing in and kick Mechiah on the head)
Melchiah: Ow……..
(Kain runs)
(I through a disturbingly large parakeet at Kain, it hits him)
Kain: NO! I'M DOWN! I'M DOWN!
Raziel: Sh*t.
(Vorador comes in and pauses….glances at the piggies, then me)
Vorador: Oh, GOD no. Cant you just ONCE write a normal fic?
Me: You never learn anything from hanging around normal writers!
Vorador: I haven't learned anything from YOU! In fact, I think my I.Q. has just lowered about 100 points by just standing here.
Me: Oh, shut up.
Vorador: No.
Me: Yes.
Vorador: No.
Me: Do it!
Vorador: NO!
Me: YEAH!
Vorador: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Me:……..
(I duck tape Vorador's mouth shut)
Vorador: HMPHH!!!!!!
(I then hit him in the head with a piggy)
(Vorador tears the tape of his mouth)
RIIIIIIIIIIP!
Vorador: OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! (runs around)
Kain: So much for his dreaded five o'clock shadow. (snicker)
Me: Heheh. HEY! I could make millions with this. DUCT TAPE HAIR REMOVER!
Kain: Hmmmmmmmm…….
Melchaih: Ok. You guys can babble all you want…..but I'M getting these damned piggies outta here!
THE END! OKAY! I'LL TRY TO WRITE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!