HAHAHAHA! TOLD YOU ID BE BACK! Or didn't I tell you? Did I?
Ummmmmm…….*thinks and head explodes*
MEATS 2
*open to a stage with curtains at side, typical talk show setting, but with no audience*
Three people tied in chairs: HEY! LET US GO! PLEEEEEEEASE! I WANNA GO HOME!
Announcer: SHUT UP! Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd welcome to Meats 2!
*I don't come out from the curtain*
Announcer: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd welcome to Meats 2!
(still nothing)
Announcer: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd welcome to…..of forget it! Where the hell are you, Elexis?
(I suddenly drop from the ceiling)
WHAP!
(I hit the floor)
Me: I'M ok!
Announcer: Damn!
Me: (stands up and blinks) Heheh…I JUST FLEW IN FROM………someplace!!!! And my arms are tired!!
(crickets chirp)
Me: I told you that piece was old, Bob!
Bob: (off stage holding cue card, slumps down and walks away)
Me: Anyway, it turns out the LoK cast loved being here so much last time, that they wanted to pay another visit!
(pan to the entire LoK casts tied up to steel walls backstage)
BO2 Kain: WHY?!
S. Raziel: That's the 57940753904750934759034th time you asked! Shut up! I don't know!
Janos: Where has my pineapple gone?! (squeek)
Raziel: That little running gag is getting SO old.
BO Kain: Agreed.
(pan back to me)
Me: Now let's bring 'em out!
(guards drag them in, they are all kicking and screaming)
Vorador: I WANT MY MOMMY!
Janos: THE PINEAPPLE! THE PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!
Aeriel: WHINERS!
Zephon: No one asked for your opinion, Aeriel.
Aeriel: Can it, Zephon.
(the guards plop them down next to me)
PLOP!
Me: Sooooooooo…..Kain……How's your spleen?
Kain: Which Kain?
Me: You.
BO2 Kain: Me?
Me: No, the other one.
BO Kain: Me?
Me: NO! The future one! The green one!
Janos: Me?
Me: NO!
Kain: Me?
Me: YES!
Kain: What was the question?
Me: (sigh)
Kain: Is that a question?
Me: SHUT UP!
Kain: (cringe)
Melchiah: Hey guys….um….problem.
Dumah: What?
Melchiah: There's a moose on my head.
Rahab: AGAIN?!
Melchiah: Yes…….AGAIN.
Me: I LIKE MOOSE! (runs over to Melchiah and tears it off him bald, shiny head)
Melchiah: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Aeriel: WHINER!
(the moose runs away)
Me: Poo…hmmmmm…..well, I'm out of things to say.
S. Raziel: Finally.
Me: (glares)
(nothing happens for a few moments)
(a piggy flies across the room)
Kain: Ok……
Raziel: I like squirrels…..
BO2: Shut up, Raziel. No one gives a crap.
Raziel: (sniff) I know…….
Me: WAIT! This is a breakthrough! We actually learned something on this show!
Turel: Show?
Mobious: Learn?
Me: Yeah…..Now we know Raziel likes squirrels!
DEE END!
MEATS 2
*open to a stage with curtains at side, typical talk show setting, but with no audience*
Three people tied in chairs: HEY! LET US GO! PLEEEEEEEASE! I WANNA GO HOME!
Announcer: SHUT UP! Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd welcome to Meats 2!
*I don't come out from the curtain*
Announcer: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd welcome to Meats 2!
(still nothing)
Announcer: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd welcome to…..of forget it! Where the hell are you, Elexis?
(I suddenly drop from the ceiling)
WHAP!
(I hit the floor)
Me: I'M ok!
Announcer: Damn!
Me: (stands up and blinks) Heheh…I JUST FLEW IN FROM………someplace!!!! And my arms are tired!!
(crickets chirp)
Me: I told you that piece was old, Bob!
Bob: (off stage holding cue card, slumps down and walks away)
Me: Anyway, it turns out the LoK cast loved being here so much last time, that they wanted to pay another visit!
(pan to the entire LoK casts tied up to steel walls backstage)
BO2 Kain: WHY?!
S. Raziel: That's the 57940753904750934759034th time you asked! Shut up! I don't know!
Janos: Where has my pineapple gone?! (squeek)
Raziel: That little running gag is getting SO old.
BO Kain: Agreed.
(pan back to me)
Me: Now let's bring 'em out!
(guards drag them in, they are all kicking and screaming)
Vorador: I WANT MY MOMMY!
Janos: THE PINEAPPLE! THE PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!!!
Aeriel: WHINERS!
Zephon: No one asked for your opinion, Aeriel.
Aeriel: Can it, Zephon.
(the guards plop them down next to me)
PLOP!
Me: Sooooooooo…..Kain……How's your spleen?
Kain: Which Kain?
Me: You.
BO2 Kain: Me?
Me: No, the other one.
BO Kain: Me?
Me: NO! The future one! The green one!
Janos: Me?
Me: NO!
Kain: Me?
Me: YES!
Kain: What was the question?
Me: (sigh)
Kain: Is that a question?
Me: SHUT UP!
Kain: (cringe)
Melchiah: Hey guys….um….problem.
Dumah: What?
Melchiah: There's a moose on my head.
Rahab: AGAIN?!
Melchiah: Yes…….AGAIN.
Me: I LIKE MOOSE! (runs over to Melchiah and tears it off him bald, shiny head)
Melchiah: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Aeriel: WHINER!
(the moose runs away)
Me: Poo…hmmmmm…..well, I'm out of things to say.
S. Raziel: Finally.
Me: (glares)
(nothing happens for a few moments)
(a piggy flies across the room)
Kain: Ok……
Raziel: I like squirrels…..
BO2: Shut up, Raziel. No one gives a crap.
Raziel: (sniff) I know…….
Me: WAIT! This is a breakthrough! We actually learned something on this show!
Turel: Show?
Mobious: Learn?
Me: Yeah…..Now we know Raziel likes squirrels!
DEE END!