Hhehehe..I'M NOT DONE WITH THIS LINE YET!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ISHALL
NEVER DIE!!! Also, I will be going on a trip to australia for three weeks.
I will leave in 3 days. So I leave with this until I get back, the next one
WILL be a song parody!!!!!!!
SPLEEN
(Raziel is pushed onto the stage by me, he stands quiet for a moment)
Raziel: (ahem) Ladies and gentlemen, you're psychopathic-(is poked with a cattle prod from off stage) OWWW!!!! Is forcin-(poked again) I mean…I will entertain you willingly for the evening.
Umm….what shall I do? I know! You want to see me as PANTS, don't you?
(zooms across the stage wearing GIANT pants that covering his whole body)
WITNESS ME IN PANTS FORM!!! (attempts to leave, but is hit with a beaver on the head)
WELL! You better get ready! 'Cause here comes 'da super-(toast hits him on the head) AAAARG! WHY MUST I ENDURE THIS?!
(I toss Kain in)
Kain: You are SO dead, Raziel. I AM FULL OF HATE!
Raziel: Well….NOW what?
Me: (off stage) DANCE!
Raziel: WHAT?
Kain: NEVER!
Me: DANCE! DANCE I TELL YOU! DANCE!
(Raziel growls, then does a nasty spite jig)
(Kain…….sits on the floor and pouts)
Kain: You just HAD to drag me in this, didn't you?
Raziel: (still doing jig) Yes.
*pan to me off stage*
Me: So I think: "yeah! It'll be fun! Gotta make sure the people are happy! It'll be a quicky, but good!" NOW LOOK AT ME! (drinks another gallon of coffee) I have turned into a coffely monster thing!!
(pan back to Raziel and Kain, who sit eating corn)
Raziel: Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrn……..
Kain: Yeah……corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn…….
(pan back to me, sitting under spotlight)
Me: Don't look at me like that. Hmm…this fic needs spices.
Kain and Raziel: GOOD GOD! SPICES! (they run)
Me: OH NO YA DON'T! (throws rubber pigs at them)
Kain: NOW THE PIGS!! STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!
Raziel: WHY DOES GOD HATE US SO MUCH?
(they both trip and fall)
Me: Now! Your gonna make the people HAPPY until they soil their beloved PANTS!
(They trudge over to center stage)
(I send a monkey after them)
Raziel: HEY! A monkey! I like monkeys!
Kain: Since WHEN?
Raziel: I LIKE MONKEYS!
Kain: Since….
Raziel: I LIKE MONKEYS!
Kain: Since…
Raziel: MONKEYS!!
(pan back to me shaking my head, and then I make toast and hand it out to the watching crowd)
(back to Raziel and Kain)
Kain: Stop with the damn monkeys! (punches Raziel)
(Raziel stops and blinks)
Raziel: I…..I'm normal again….I'm A REAL BOY!
(Kain punches him again)
Raziel: I love you……You love me…
(Kain kicks him in the butt)
Raziel: And THAT'S what happened today….now to making meat with-!
(Kain hits him)
Raziel: (blink blink) Ok….I think I'm better n-
(Kain hits him again)
Me: KNOCK IT OFF, KAIN!………the reception is bad here!
Kain: Sorry….are we done, yet?
Me: Yes….for NOW! (maniacal laughter echoes)
I'M ALIVE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I REFUSE TO DIE!!
SPLEEN
(Raziel is pushed onto the stage by me, he stands quiet for a moment)
Raziel: (ahem) Ladies and gentlemen, you're psychopathic-(is poked with a cattle prod from off stage) OWWW!!!! Is forcin-(poked again) I mean…I will entertain you willingly for the evening.
Umm….what shall I do? I know! You want to see me as PANTS, don't you?
(zooms across the stage wearing GIANT pants that covering his whole body)
WITNESS ME IN PANTS FORM!!! (attempts to leave, but is hit with a beaver on the head)
WELL! You better get ready! 'Cause here comes 'da super-(toast hits him on the head) AAAARG! WHY MUST I ENDURE THIS?!
(I toss Kain in)
Kain: You are SO dead, Raziel. I AM FULL OF HATE!
Raziel: Well….NOW what?
Me: (off stage) DANCE!
Raziel: WHAT?
Kain: NEVER!
Me: DANCE! DANCE I TELL YOU! DANCE!
(Raziel growls, then does a nasty spite jig)
(Kain…….sits on the floor and pouts)
Kain: You just HAD to drag me in this, didn't you?
Raziel: (still doing jig) Yes.
*pan to me off stage*
Me: So I think: "yeah! It'll be fun! Gotta make sure the people are happy! It'll be a quicky, but good!" NOW LOOK AT ME! (drinks another gallon of coffee) I have turned into a coffely monster thing!!
(pan back to Raziel and Kain, who sit eating corn)
Raziel: Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrn……..
Kain: Yeah……corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn…….
(pan back to me, sitting under spotlight)
Me: Don't look at me like that. Hmm…this fic needs spices.
Kain and Raziel: GOOD GOD! SPICES! (they run)
Me: OH NO YA DON'T! (throws rubber pigs at them)
Kain: NOW THE PIGS!! STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!
Raziel: WHY DOES GOD HATE US SO MUCH?
(they both trip and fall)
Me: Now! Your gonna make the people HAPPY until they soil their beloved PANTS!
(They trudge over to center stage)
(I send a monkey after them)
Raziel: HEY! A monkey! I like monkeys!
Kain: Since WHEN?
Raziel: I LIKE MONKEYS!
Kain: Since….
Raziel: I LIKE MONKEYS!
Kain: Since…
Raziel: MONKEYS!!
(pan back to me shaking my head, and then I make toast and hand it out to the watching crowd)
(back to Raziel and Kain)
Kain: Stop with the damn monkeys! (punches Raziel)
(Raziel stops and blinks)
Raziel: I…..I'm normal again….I'm A REAL BOY!
(Kain punches him again)
Raziel: I love you……You love me…
(Kain kicks him in the butt)
Raziel: And THAT'S what happened today….now to making meat with-!
(Kain hits him)
Raziel: (blink blink) Ok….I think I'm better n-
(Kain hits him again)
Me: KNOCK IT OFF, KAIN!………the reception is bad here!
Kain: Sorry….are we done, yet?
Me: Yes….for NOW! (maniacal laughter echoes)
I'M ALIVE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I REFUSE TO DIE!!