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So this here is just a little madness before I get to the good parts of spanking Rikku and stuff ^_^ I feel really sorry for Auron now, I shouldn't make him suffer like this. Oh well, anything for ART, right?
The Standard Babble: No, I still haven't bought Square, they won't sell the rights to FFX for gil. Wonder why?
---------- Chapter 3 or Yevon have mercy on me! I'm bad! ----------
Auron woke up covered in sweat, panting. It took him a while to realize he had a nightmare. He couldn't have slept long, an hour at most. But Yevon help him, did that dream seem real! It gave him cold shivers only thinking about it.
****************** The Dream *********************
He was fighting some pesky fiends. As he slayed the last one, he saw a crowd approaching him. Soon he identified them as a mob of drooling fan girls, armed with black leather miniskirts and t-shirts proclaiming "I'm Auron's No. 1 Bitch!". Some were carrying placards saying "Marry me Auron" or "Who's got the coolest sword? Auron!" If that wasn't enaugh to freak him up, the girl leading the mob looked a lot like Rikku. In fact, it /was/ Rikku, handcuffs clinking on her waist belt and sporting a long sturdy rope in her hands.
Auron was definitely not going to stick around and find out what they planned to do to him, so he took off running as fast as he could. But the harder he kept running, the more difficult it was. First he had to shoo off a sea of red butterflies, then he was attaced by lightning bolts. He was very pleased to see a chocobo dallying about. With a swift move he was riding the bird, trying to navigate it through the plains. Blitzballs came flying around them, each bumping into the unfortunate duo and knocking the chocobo dizzy for precious seconds. Finally Auron realized he had to catch some balloons if he ever wanted to get safe fast enaugh.
When he reached his goal he was pleased to find the mob gone. So he walked forward in a relaxed manner. Little did he know more trouble was on the way.
And trouble came in the form of Yuna. She was dressed in a weird white robe, hopping up and down. Then she saw Auron and swiftly ran up to him. Before he had the chance to say hi, she glomped him, yelling, "Oh Auron, you finally came! I've got the altar ready, hurry up!" Then she danced around him, throwing rose petals in the air.
Having had enaugh Auron took off again. He opened the door to a cottage that had magically appeared in front of him. He took a deep breath as he closed the door behind him. Auron fumbled to turn on the lights. That was his last mistake. Right across the room was Tidus dressed like a French maid, fluffing the pillows on the king size bed. Auron tried to move, but found his legs refused to cooperate. Next he tried to say something, but his tongue stuck in his throat. As he struggled with his unwilling body he saw Tidus wobbling his bottom towards him, and with every step another Tidus accompanied him. Auron's vision blurred and he managed to scream.
************** The dream /cut off/ *****************
This was short, but I thought I'd have to keep you people happy * smiles at her loyal fans * I'm trying my best to write some more. And hey, this chapter was a nightmare, so it's supposed to sound irrational. So drop me a line and tell me exactly how demented I am ^_^
So this here is just a little madness before I get to the good parts of spanking Rikku and stuff ^_^ I feel really sorry for Auron now, I shouldn't make him suffer like this. Oh well, anything for ART, right?
The Standard Babble: No, I still haven't bought Square, they won't sell the rights to FFX for gil. Wonder why?
---------- Chapter 3 or Yevon have mercy on me! I'm bad! ----------
Auron woke up covered in sweat, panting. It took him a while to realize he had a nightmare. He couldn't have slept long, an hour at most. But Yevon help him, did that dream seem real! It gave him cold shivers only thinking about it.
****************** The Dream *********************
He was fighting some pesky fiends. As he slayed the last one, he saw a crowd approaching him. Soon he identified them as a mob of drooling fan girls, armed with black leather miniskirts and t-shirts proclaiming "I'm Auron's No. 1 Bitch!". Some were carrying placards saying "Marry me Auron" or "Who's got the coolest sword? Auron!" If that wasn't enaugh to freak him up, the girl leading the mob looked a lot like Rikku. In fact, it /was/ Rikku, handcuffs clinking on her waist belt and sporting a long sturdy rope in her hands.
Auron was definitely not going to stick around and find out what they planned to do to him, so he took off running as fast as he could. But the harder he kept running, the more difficult it was. First he had to shoo off a sea of red butterflies, then he was attaced by lightning bolts. He was very pleased to see a chocobo dallying about. With a swift move he was riding the bird, trying to navigate it through the plains. Blitzballs came flying around them, each bumping into the unfortunate duo and knocking the chocobo dizzy for precious seconds. Finally Auron realized he had to catch some balloons if he ever wanted to get safe fast enaugh.
When he reached his goal he was pleased to find the mob gone. So he walked forward in a relaxed manner. Little did he know more trouble was on the way.
And trouble came in the form of Yuna. She was dressed in a weird white robe, hopping up and down. Then she saw Auron and swiftly ran up to him. Before he had the chance to say hi, she glomped him, yelling, "Oh Auron, you finally came! I've got the altar ready, hurry up!" Then she danced around him, throwing rose petals in the air.
Having had enaugh Auron took off again. He opened the door to a cottage that had magically appeared in front of him. He took a deep breath as he closed the door behind him. Auron fumbled to turn on the lights. That was his last mistake. Right across the room was Tidus dressed like a French maid, fluffing the pillows on the king size bed. Auron tried to move, but found his legs refused to cooperate. Next he tried to say something, but his tongue stuck in his throat. As he struggled with his unwilling body he saw Tidus wobbling his bottom towards him, and with every step another Tidus accompanied him. Auron's vision blurred and he managed to scream.
************** The dream /cut off/ *****************
This was short, but I thought I'd have to keep you people happy * smiles at her loyal fans * I'm trying my best to write some more. And hey, this chapter was a nightmare, so it's supposed to sound irrational. So drop me a line and tell me exactly how demented I am ^_^