Blade: Can anyone explain to me what toy dogs and Obi-Wan have in common?
Obi-Wan: O.o what?
Blade: I was searching for pictures of you on google, and I got a bunch of random pictures of small dogs and cats. and then there was this picture of an abnormally large cat.
Obi-Wan: What the hell??
Anakin: Maybe because you're a big, whining p-
Obi-Wan: (decks Anakin)
Blade: Wow. Strong, are we?
Obi-Wan: Very.
Blade: So, on that note, let's get to the questioning! MaStEr JeMi, ask away.
MaStEr JeMi: Padme: Are you a Jedi and you don't actually know it? Cuz to me you're like so tough and strong. By the way you're sooooo pretty. :-D
Padme: A Jedi? Gee, I never thought of that. I suppose I could be. After all, I fell several stories out a speeding ship and suffered no lasting damage. And as for being pretty, thank you for the compliment.
MaStEr JeMi: Young Obi-Wan: How old are you supposed to be wen Qui-Gon was still alive?
Obi-Wan: 25, I believe.
MaStEr JeMi: Anakin: do you have any reason, you have all those really creepy dreams?
Anakin: (rubbing his forehead and standing up dizzily) Cheesy poofs?
Blade: No, Anakin, question.
Anakin: (blinks) Oh, right. It's probably because I'm really, really evil at heart. it's my evilness trying to escape. Muahahaaa!
Blade: O.o On to Aleena Tarlana's questions.
Aleena: soers, Obi-Wan, have you ever really smoked deathsticks??
Obi-Wan: No! The only drug I've ever done was drinking Absinthe. but that was your fault, Aleena!
Aleena: same to the rest of you!! LOL...I want to know if I'm the only one who's been smoking them...lol (jk of course)
Han: I only do spice. No death sticks for me.
Leia: Same here.
Luke: I tried to get some once, but Uncle Owen caught me.
Everyone else: O.o
Luke: What??
Aleena: my darling Ben, what were you thinking when I got drunk on Absinthe the FIRST time we met?? I must know.. (go read my fic if you dont get it)
Obi-Wan: I was very, very, very disturbed.
Blade: What did you think when you caught Aquel and Qui-Gon making out in the flight lounge?
Obi-Wan: Don't even get me started.
Aquel: (appears out of nowhere) The door was locked! You should have known better than to walk into a locked room!
Obi-Wan: It was time to leave! I was afraid Master Qui-Gon was in trouble!
Aquel: Sure.
Obi-Wan: -.-
Blade: Arylin is up next. By the way, to everyone who's confused right now, go read Aleena's fic 'Obi-Wan's Choice' and then read my 'Twinsabers' fanfiction. Oh, the shameless plugs!
Arylin: Qui-Gon: I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE SO COOL! Why did you have to die ::cries:: Obi-Wan still coulda trained Anakin with you alive! If you weren't dead I'd ask you to marry me.
Aquel: He's taken!
Qui-Gon: O.o I believe I was fated to die.
Aquel: (cries) Why did you dieeee???
Blade: Aquel!
Aquel: Yes?
Blade: Shut up!
Aquel: All right. (sniffles)
Arylin: Padme: If you didn't like Anakin at the time of first going to the Lake Retreat, why did you where that dress?! T'was pretty and all but it did call attention to you.
Padme: For the same reason a lot of High-school girls wear their really short cloths, and then complain about catcalls...
Blade: dEmInEmNsYnCgUrL, you are the next questioner. Hello!
Jabba: Weakest Link! I love that show!
Everyone: .O.o
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Qui-Gon - Hey, in the last talkshow you said you disciplined Obi-Wan. While he was your padawan, did you have any OTHER methods?
Qui-Gon: No, not really. I just made him see the error in his decisions.
Obi-Wan: Talk about error in decisions. rescuing Anakin was a huge mistake.
Anakin: Hey!
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Leia - Have you ever wanted to make out with any other family members besides your brother?
Leia: Well, my father is pretty damn hot-
Blade: All right, stop right there! That's so wrong!
Anakin: Hehehehe.
Blade: .
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Anakin - What exactly IS under the Jedi temple, and can I go see whatever it is with you?
Anakin: (nervous cough) You really don't want to see it. Do I have to answer that question??
Blade: Yes. It is demanded by the gods.
Anakin: (sigh) Fine. the Council put a bunch of untrained Force-sensitive beings down there, and when it is needed, Knights are send down to. uh. make more Force-sensitives, to put it lightly.
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Amidala - I'm hating you right now. I saw you on the MTV Movie Awards and you weren't happy for my Jedi friend and Satine. Blade, please let me throw a dart at her.
Blade: (the mention of those MTV movie awards has melted Blade into a fangirl goo puddle) (bubbles) Erm, after the show.
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Yoda - I'm wondering, what do you think of Eminem? Do you go around singing "Guess who's back, Shady's back, tell a friend.."?
Yoda: Eminem, I do not like. Sing 'Backstreet's Back', I do.
Everyone: ...O.o
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Anakin - How about you? You seem the angry white type. Are you a fan of Slim Shady?
Anakin: I'm a fan of those cool pink guys from the Cantina.
Blade: Well, that was weird. Padawan Bant, you're up. By the way, sorry for re-starting the fic, but after the delay with the old one, I thought making a new one was probably a better idea.
Padawan Bant: To Blade: I think you didn't mention Darth Maul being on this talkshow, but I have something to say to him, so bring him in, please.
Blade: In all my preparations, I forgot Maul!
Aquel: If you bring Maul on, can I maul him?
Blade: Stop with the puns, and no.
Aquel: Aww.
Darth Maul: (walks onstage) You interrupted my lunch. I was halfway through the Mu Shu pork at P.F. Chengs.
Blade: Did you bring me any?
Maul: Yes. (hands Blade a to-go container)
Blade: Wee! (eats)
Padawan Bant: To Maul: YOU'RE SO COOL! Not that you need the ego boost. But those are really cool tattoos. Say, how far down do they go?
Maul: They go quite far down. Care to see just how far?
Everyone: Eew.
Padawan Bant: To Yoda: Love the way you talk, I do! By the way, since you know Kermit, d'you know Gonzo? (I mean, he wasn't even from Earth, so I figured you might have come across him at some point ...)
Yoda: Gonzo, I know, yes. Neighbor he was, hmm.
Padawan Bant: To Palpatine, Sauron, and Voldemort: Tell me, do you guys ever cross-dress?
Three Evil Old Guys: (look at their robes) Yes.
Padawan Bant: To Anakin and Vader: You guys are cool too. But Anakin, you need to work on your expressions and do things other than glare all the time and stare at Padme.
Anakin: But Padme's hot!
Blade: Anakin, your acting in Episode II was possibly the worst thing I've ever experienced. aside from Jar-Jar Binks.
Anakin: (sulks)
Padawan Bant: To Padme: You're my favorite female character, even though some of those hairstyles are a bit ... frightening.
Padme: Some of them are a bit heavy too.
Padawan Bant: To Blade again: Wicket was in the last show too. And I owe him a hug. So bring him in for a minute, okay?
Wicket: (walks in)
Padawan Bant: To Wicket: You're sooooo cute! ::gives him a big hug::
Wicket: Yub Yub!
Padawan Bant: To Obi-Wan: ::bows:: I promise to not go rabid or turn into a puddle of fangirl goo, but I was wondering if perhaps you could arrange to give me some lightsaber lessons after the talkshow. I understand Anakin is already your Padawan, but if you'd just put aside a few minutes for me ...
Obi-Wan: After being chased by an apparently harmless fan the other evening, I'm wary of you fangirls. you can have a lesson, but I have bodyguards now!
Blade: Shadowz, you're on.
Shadowz: Anakin, I'd just like to mention that you're really cool (as if you didn't know that).
Anakin: I'm the best damn character in the series!
Obi-Wan: .
Shadowz: JarJar, don't listen if they pick on you. I like you!
Jar-Jar: Thanka-yousa!
Blade: MordorianNazgul, your turn.
MordorianNazgul: Mace: What were you SMOKING when you killed Boba Fett's dad?! I almost cried because of that!!! SHAME ON YOU!
Mace: He had to go!
Boba: Well, you're kicking the bucket in Episode III.
Mace: O.o
MordorianNazgul: Boba Fett: You're still my favorite character. It's just... cooliness.
Boba: Why thank you. By the way, I didn't die when I fell in the Sarlacc. I'm alive! Woo!
Everyone: O.o
MordorianNazgul: Jango Fett: Wow. I've really been itching to talk to you! So, did Boba turn out how you hoped? You like the job he's doing at bounty hunting?
Jango: Boba turned out very well. I like his style.
Boba: Thank you.
MordorianNazgul: Emperor Palpatine: Two words. Wrinkle Cream.
Palpatine: Oh, I know! I use it all the time! It just doesn't do a thing for me!
MordorianNazgul: Count Dooku: I think I'll just call you Darth Tyrannus. Every time I say Dooku I start giggling. *sniggers*
Dooku: (pouts) I happen to like my name!
Han: Someone's mother had bad taste.
MordorianNazgul: Anakin: *points at Anakin, opens her mouth to say something, closes her mouth again, and shakes her finger* Just... no. No. No. No.
Anakin: What did I do??
MordorianNazgul: Obi-Wan: Even if my friends don't think so, I still think you're cute with a beard.
Obi-Wan: I'm downright sexy!
Blade: Got that right.
Obi-Wan: (edges away slowly)
MordorianNazgul: Jabba: Okay, that was REEEEAAALY disgusting, but thanks for getting rid of him.
Jabba: (burps) You're welcome.
MordorianNazgul: Satine and Sauron: You both just ROCK! But not as much as the Fetts... No one rocks as much as them... And Obi...
Blade: No one rocks as much as Obi!
Obi-Wan: .permission to run?
Blade: No!
Obi-Wan: O.o
Blade: Well, that wraps up the first segment of this Talkshow. stay tuned everyone!
Obi-Wan: You know how you rated this R?
Blade: Yes.
Obi-Wan: Where's the 'R' part?
Blade: Here! (jumps at Obi-Wan)
Obi-Wan: Gak!! (trips)
Blade: 'till next time, folks! Please, please ready my Twinsabers fic! I need reviews. I must have reviews.
Obi-Wan: O.o what?
Blade: I was searching for pictures of you on google, and I got a bunch of random pictures of small dogs and cats. and then there was this picture of an abnormally large cat.
Obi-Wan: What the hell??
Anakin: Maybe because you're a big, whining p-
Obi-Wan: (decks Anakin)
Blade: Wow. Strong, are we?
Obi-Wan: Very.
Blade: So, on that note, let's get to the questioning! MaStEr JeMi, ask away.
MaStEr JeMi: Padme: Are you a Jedi and you don't actually know it? Cuz to me you're like so tough and strong. By the way you're sooooo pretty. :-D
Padme: A Jedi? Gee, I never thought of that. I suppose I could be. After all, I fell several stories out a speeding ship and suffered no lasting damage. And as for being pretty, thank you for the compliment.
MaStEr JeMi: Young Obi-Wan: How old are you supposed to be wen Qui-Gon was still alive?
Obi-Wan: 25, I believe.
MaStEr JeMi: Anakin: do you have any reason, you have all those really creepy dreams?
Anakin: (rubbing his forehead and standing up dizzily) Cheesy poofs?
Blade: No, Anakin, question.
Anakin: (blinks) Oh, right. It's probably because I'm really, really evil at heart. it's my evilness trying to escape. Muahahaaa!
Blade: O.o On to Aleena Tarlana's questions.
Aleena: soers, Obi-Wan, have you ever really smoked deathsticks??
Obi-Wan: No! The only drug I've ever done was drinking Absinthe. but that was your fault, Aleena!
Aleena: same to the rest of you!! LOL...I want to know if I'm the only one who's been smoking them...lol (jk of course)
Han: I only do spice. No death sticks for me.
Leia: Same here.
Luke: I tried to get some once, but Uncle Owen caught me.
Everyone else: O.o
Luke: What??
Aleena: my darling Ben, what were you thinking when I got drunk on Absinthe the FIRST time we met?? I must know.. (go read my fic if you dont get it)
Obi-Wan: I was very, very, very disturbed.
Blade: What did you think when you caught Aquel and Qui-Gon making out in the flight lounge?
Obi-Wan: Don't even get me started.
Aquel: (appears out of nowhere) The door was locked! You should have known better than to walk into a locked room!
Obi-Wan: It was time to leave! I was afraid Master Qui-Gon was in trouble!
Aquel: Sure.
Obi-Wan: -.-
Blade: Arylin is up next. By the way, to everyone who's confused right now, go read Aleena's fic 'Obi-Wan's Choice' and then read my 'Twinsabers' fanfiction. Oh, the shameless plugs!
Arylin: Qui-Gon: I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE SO COOL! Why did you have to die ::cries:: Obi-Wan still coulda trained Anakin with you alive! If you weren't dead I'd ask you to marry me.
Aquel: He's taken!
Qui-Gon: O.o I believe I was fated to die.
Aquel: (cries) Why did you dieeee???
Blade: Aquel!
Aquel: Yes?
Blade: Shut up!
Aquel: All right. (sniffles)
Arylin: Padme: If you didn't like Anakin at the time of first going to the Lake Retreat, why did you where that dress?! T'was pretty and all but it did call attention to you.
Padme: For the same reason a lot of High-school girls wear their really short cloths, and then complain about catcalls...
Blade: dEmInEmNsYnCgUrL, you are the next questioner. Hello!
Jabba: Weakest Link! I love that show!
Everyone: .O.o
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Qui-Gon - Hey, in the last talkshow you said you disciplined Obi-Wan. While he was your padawan, did you have any OTHER methods?
Qui-Gon: No, not really. I just made him see the error in his decisions.
Obi-Wan: Talk about error in decisions. rescuing Anakin was a huge mistake.
Anakin: Hey!
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Leia - Have you ever wanted to make out with any other family members besides your brother?
Leia: Well, my father is pretty damn hot-
Blade: All right, stop right there! That's so wrong!
Anakin: Hehehehe.
Blade: .
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Anakin - What exactly IS under the Jedi temple, and can I go see whatever it is with you?
Anakin: (nervous cough) You really don't want to see it. Do I have to answer that question??
Blade: Yes. It is demanded by the gods.
Anakin: (sigh) Fine. the Council put a bunch of untrained Force-sensitive beings down there, and when it is needed, Knights are send down to. uh. make more Force-sensitives, to put it lightly.
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Amidala - I'm hating you right now. I saw you on the MTV Movie Awards and you weren't happy for my Jedi friend and Satine. Blade, please let me throw a dart at her.
Blade: (the mention of those MTV movie awards has melted Blade into a fangirl goo puddle) (bubbles) Erm, after the show.
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Yoda - I'm wondering, what do you think of Eminem? Do you go around singing "Guess who's back, Shady's back, tell a friend.."?
Yoda: Eminem, I do not like. Sing 'Backstreet's Back', I do.
Everyone: ...O.o
DEmInEmNsYnCgUrL: Anakin - How about you? You seem the angry white type. Are you a fan of Slim Shady?
Anakin: I'm a fan of those cool pink guys from the Cantina.
Blade: Well, that was weird. Padawan Bant, you're up. By the way, sorry for re-starting the fic, but after the delay with the old one, I thought making a new one was probably a better idea.
Padawan Bant: To Blade: I think you didn't mention Darth Maul being on this talkshow, but I have something to say to him, so bring him in, please.
Blade: In all my preparations, I forgot Maul!
Aquel: If you bring Maul on, can I maul him?
Blade: Stop with the puns, and no.
Aquel: Aww.
Darth Maul: (walks onstage) You interrupted my lunch. I was halfway through the Mu Shu pork at P.F. Chengs.
Blade: Did you bring me any?
Maul: Yes. (hands Blade a to-go container)
Blade: Wee! (eats)
Padawan Bant: To Maul: YOU'RE SO COOL! Not that you need the ego boost. But those are really cool tattoos. Say, how far down do they go?
Maul: They go quite far down. Care to see just how far?
Everyone: Eew.
Padawan Bant: To Yoda: Love the way you talk, I do! By the way, since you know Kermit, d'you know Gonzo? (I mean, he wasn't even from Earth, so I figured you might have come across him at some point ...)
Yoda: Gonzo, I know, yes. Neighbor he was, hmm.
Padawan Bant: To Palpatine, Sauron, and Voldemort: Tell me, do you guys ever cross-dress?
Three Evil Old Guys: (look at their robes) Yes.
Padawan Bant: To Anakin and Vader: You guys are cool too. But Anakin, you need to work on your expressions and do things other than glare all the time and stare at Padme.
Anakin: But Padme's hot!
Blade: Anakin, your acting in Episode II was possibly the worst thing I've ever experienced. aside from Jar-Jar Binks.
Anakin: (sulks)
Padawan Bant: To Padme: You're my favorite female character, even though some of those hairstyles are a bit ... frightening.
Padme: Some of them are a bit heavy too.
Padawan Bant: To Blade again: Wicket was in the last show too. And I owe him a hug. So bring him in for a minute, okay?
Wicket: (walks in)
Padawan Bant: To Wicket: You're sooooo cute! ::gives him a big hug::
Wicket: Yub Yub!
Padawan Bant: To Obi-Wan: ::bows:: I promise to not go rabid or turn into a puddle of fangirl goo, but I was wondering if perhaps you could arrange to give me some lightsaber lessons after the talkshow. I understand Anakin is already your Padawan, but if you'd just put aside a few minutes for me ...
Obi-Wan: After being chased by an apparently harmless fan the other evening, I'm wary of you fangirls. you can have a lesson, but I have bodyguards now!
Blade: Shadowz, you're on.
Shadowz: Anakin, I'd just like to mention that you're really cool (as if you didn't know that).
Anakin: I'm the best damn character in the series!
Obi-Wan: .
Shadowz: JarJar, don't listen if they pick on you. I like you!
Jar-Jar: Thanka-yousa!
Blade: MordorianNazgul, your turn.
MordorianNazgul: Mace: What were you SMOKING when you killed Boba Fett's dad?! I almost cried because of that!!! SHAME ON YOU!
Mace: He had to go!
Boba: Well, you're kicking the bucket in Episode III.
Mace: O.o
MordorianNazgul: Boba Fett: You're still my favorite character. It's just... cooliness.
Boba: Why thank you. By the way, I didn't die when I fell in the Sarlacc. I'm alive! Woo!
Everyone: O.o
MordorianNazgul: Jango Fett: Wow. I've really been itching to talk to you! So, did Boba turn out how you hoped? You like the job he's doing at bounty hunting?
Jango: Boba turned out very well. I like his style.
Boba: Thank you.
MordorianNazgul: Emperor Palpatine: Two words. Wrinkle Cream.
Palpatine: Oh, I know! I use it all the time! It just doesn't do a thing for me!
MordorianNazgul: Count Dooku: I think I'll just call you Darth Tyrannus. Every time I say Dooku I start giggling. *sniggers*
Dooku: (pouts) I happen to like my name!
Han: Someone's mother had bad taste.
MordorianNazgul: Anakin: *points at Anakin, opens her mouth to say something, closes her mouth again, and shakes her finger* Just... no. No. No. No.
Anakin: What did I do??
MordorianNazgul: Obi-Wan: Even if my friends don't think so, I still think you're cute with a beard.
Obi-Wan: I'm downright sexy!
Blade: Got that right.
Obi-Wan: (edges away slowly)
MordorianNazgul: Jabba: Okay, that was REEEEAAALY disgusting, but thanks for getting rid of him.
Jabba: (burps) You're welcome.
MordorianNazgul: Satine and Sauron: You both just ROCK! But not as much as the Fetts... No one rocks as much as them... And Obi...
Blade: No one rocks as much as Obi!
Obi-Wan: .permission to run?
Blade: No!
Obi-Wan: O.o
Blade: Well, that wraps up the first segment of this Talkshow. stay tuned everyone!
Obi-Wan: You know how you rated this R?
Blade: Yes.
Obi-Wan: Where's the 'R' part?
Blade: Here! (jumps at Obi-Wan)
Obi-Wan: Gak!! (trips)
Blade: 'till next time, folks! Please, please ready my Twinsabers fic! I need reviews. I must have reviews.