Blade: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that the Lord of the Rings
DVD rules!! In honor of it's complete excellentness, I'm bringing
everyone's favorite elf onto the show.
Legolas: (walks in all elegantly like an Elf should) Greetings, everyone.
Obi-Wan: Legolas! How are you?
Legolas: Hey, Obi-Wan! I'm fine. I see you survived that beach house fic.
Obi-Wan: Barely.
Blade: Yeah, only through the grace of the Fanfic Goddesses, aka me 'n Celeb!
Obi-Wan: We worship the very ground you walk upon, believe me.
Blade: Will you sleep with me later?
Obi-Wan: (horrified) No!
Blade: Aww. Legolas?
Legolas: Forget it! I have Eowyn. Nyaa!
Blade: O.o Eowyn marries Faramir, doesn't she?
Legolas: Yeah, well. anything's possible in your nutty fanfictions.
Blade: Riiight. let's get to the questions before we scare people. Biblehermione, before I begin, let me mention that you are the sole reason I'm going to continue Jedi Fellowship.
Biblehermione: *sees Boba and gets an evil idea* *in spooky voice* Hello, Curly...
Boba: My name is not curly!! (goes breserk and shoots the Iguanas named Bob)
Biblehermione: Voldie, are you addicted to pink frilly tutus?
Voldemort: Why. yes. Yes I am. Palpatine and I like to dance ballet together. (giggle)
Biblehermione: Anakin, I am so sorry about your split personality! *goes and hugs him* Y'know, I have a split personality too...
Anakin: Will you join my dark crusade to kill the Jedi?
Obi-Wan: .O.o I kick your ass in Episode III, you know that right?
Anakin: (sulks)
Biblehermione: Luke, when did you first realize you loved Mara?
Luke: When we first met. actually, when we first met she was trying to assassinate me.
Biblehermione: Blade, I am looking forward to the next chappie of "The Jedi Fellowship." :)
Blade: Well, you'll have to wait a bit more. see the author note at the bottom for details.
Biblehermione: Everyone, I brought you chocolate chip cake and mint ice cream with M&M's in it.
Everyone: We love you, biblehermione!! (all hug, except Jabba)
Biblehermione: Padme, Didja know that Boba had a HUGE crush on you when he first saw you? *slaps hands over mouth* I just said waaay too much!
Boba: What?? I did not!
Anakin: Die!
Blade: Not this again. MordorianNazgul, you're up!
Mordorian: Boba: You're right. Mace is gonna die in Episode III. I have forseen it.
Boba: Yes. (evil)
Mace: (sweatdrop)
Mordorian: Padme: I'm sorry I have to say this, but I have a feeling you will also die in Episode III.
Padme: Well, we all knew that was coming. (sigh)
Mordorian: Anakin: I finally have something to say to you! I knew your mum was gonna die. I had also forseen that. I'm surprised the Yuuzhan Vong haven't kidnapped me yet because of my forseeing powers...
Anakin: (cries)
Blade: Arg! This Yuuzhan Vong thing! Someone tell me which book series they're in!! They're all over my Essential Character Guide.
Mordorian: To all the guys: Okay, no one's asked this yet, so I just have to. Boxers or Briefs?
Obi-Wan: Boxers. with Spider-Man on them.
Anakin: Boxers.
Luke: Briefs.
Han: Boxers.
Yoda: Swim trunks, yes.
Everyone: .O.o
Jabba: Nothing!
Blade: You don't count. You're a hermaphrodite with a male personality.
Jabba: Oh.
Mordorian: Yoda: Okay, silly question. Do you know Invader Zim, and what are your thoughts towards him?
Yoda: Know Zim, I do. Talk about him with the tallest at lunch, I do. Laugh at him, we do, yes.
Blade: (leaps at Obi-Wan and grabs his collar) Take me to the Space-meat, stinky Jedi worm baby!
Obi-Wan: What the hell??
Blade: Eherm. (brushes self off) Now we've got a question from a good friend of mine, Trinity Liger.
Trinity: To Obi... Just how long is that "light saber"?
Obi-Wan: (ignites saber) Well, I'd say about a meter-
Blade: That's not exactly what she meant.
Obi-Wan: .O.o;
Blade: Shadowz, you're up.
Shadowz: Obi-Wan...what's with the long hair and beard? You look so much better in Episode One! I just hope you loose it by Episode Three. See the light!
Obi-Wan: Long hair is considered a mark of maturity and dignity among the Jedi.
Blade: Well, that explains why Mace Windu is bald.
Mace: .
Blade: Saturn T. Riddle, it's your turn.
Saturn: OH OBI!! I KNOW WHERE THE R PART IS!!! *snickers evily and looks at Obi-Wan evily*
Obi-Wan: .God save me from these focking creepy fangirls. (prays)
Saturn: Anakin: I HATE YOU YOU FRIUTBAR!! I HOPE YOU DIE!! oh yeh, you are a poophead and according to Blade, somewhat like a dry stump....*that was funny*
Anakin: I'm a what?? Poophead dried stump fruitbar??
Blade: Yes, that was funny.
Anakin: (cries)
Saturn: Yoda: do you like the song Area Codes by Ludacris??? if you dont ur still singing it in my kareoke fic
Yoda: Like small butts, I do.
Saturn: Obi darling: *grabs him and gives him a big smooch*
Obi-Wan: Mmmf!! (eyes get really wide and he struggles to escape the deadly fangirl)
Blade: Hey! No smooching on my talkshow! Especially not my Obi!
Saturn: *dodges the "no smooching sign" being throw by Blade* hehe sowwey...lol
Blade: .(sigh) Well, that's the end of chapter 3. This seems to be going well. Now time for the long and arduous list of Author notes. Chapter 8 of Gryffindor Rouge is up, wee!! Finally! The first chapter of Star Wars: Beach House Style is up, so go read it! It's hilarious! The next chapter of 'The Jedi Fellowship' and 'Twinsabers: The Master' are in the works, scheduled for release sometime around August 20th. I'm gonna be on vacation from now 'till then, so I won't be able to update, I don't think. Ta-ta until then! Fell free to ask questions of Legolas. He's my prisoner until such time as he is freed. muahahaaa!!
Legolas: (gulp)
Legolas: (walks in all elegantly like an Elf should) Greetings, everyone.
Obi-Wan: Legolas! How are you?
Legolas: Hey, Obi-Wan! I'm fine. I see you survived that beach house fic.
Obi-Wan: Barely.
Blade: Yeah, only through the grace of the Fanfic Goddesses, aka me 'n Celeb!
Obi-Wan: We worship the very ground you walk upon, believe me.
Blade: Will you sleep with me later?
Obi-Wan: (horrified) No!
Blade: Aww. Legolas?
Legolas: Forget it! I have Eowyn. Nyaa!
Blade: O.o Eowyn marries Faramir, doesn't she?
Legolas: Yeah, well. anything's possible in your nutty fanfictions.
Blade: Riiight. let's get to the questions before we scare people. Biblehermione, before I begin, let me mention that you are the sole reason I'm going to continue Jedi Fellowship.
Biblehermione: *sees Boba and gets an evil idea* *in spooky voice* Hello, Curly...
Boba: My name is not curly!! (goes breserk and shoots the Iguanas named Bob)
Biblehermione: Voldie, are you addicted to pink frilly tutus?
Voldemort: Why. yes. Yes I am. Palpatine and I like to dance ballet together. (giggle)
Biblehermione: Anakin, I am so sorry about your split personality! *goes and hugs him* Y'know, I have a split personality too...
Anakin: Will you join my dark crusade to kill the Jedi?
Obi-Wan: .O.o I kick your ass in Episode III, you know that right?
Anakin: (sulks)
Biblehermione: Luke, when did you first realize you loved Mara?
Luke: When we first met. actually, when we first met she was trying to assassinate me.
Biblehermione: Blade, I am looking forward to the next chappie of "The Jedi Fellowship." :)
Blade: Well, you'll have to wait a bit more. see the author note at the bottom for details.
Biblehermione: Everyone, I brought you chocolate chip cake and mint ice cream with M&M's in it.
Everyone: We love you, biblehermione!! (all hug, except Jabba)
Biblehermione: Padme, Didja know that Boba had a HUGE crush on you when he first saw you? *slaps hands over mouth* I just said waaay too much!
Boba: What?? I did not!
Anakin: Die!
Blade: Not this again. MordorianNazgul, you're up!
Mordorian: Boba: You're right. Mace is gonna die in Episode III. I have forseen it.
Boba: Yes. (evil)
Mace: (sweatdrop)
Mordorian: Padme: I'm sorry I have to say this, but I have a feeling you will also die in Episode III.
Padme: Well, we all knew that was coming. (sigh)
Mordorian: Anakin: I finally have something to say to you! I knew your mum was gonna die. I had also forseen that. I'm surprised the Yuuzhan Vong haven't kidnapped me yet because of my forseeing powers...
Anakin: (cries)
Blade: Arg! This Yuuzhan Vong thing! Someone tell me which book series they're in!! They're all over my Essential Character Guide.
Mordorian: To all the guys: Okay, no one's asked this yet, so I just have to. Boxers or Briefs?
Obi-Wan: Boxers. with Spider-Man on them.
Anakin: Boxers.
Luke: Briefs.
Han: Boxers.
Yoda: Swim trunks, yes.
Everyone: .O.o
Jabba: Nothing!
Blade: You don't count. You're a hermaphrodite with a male personality.
Jabba: Oh.
Mordorian: Yoda: Okay, silly question. Do you know Invader Zim, and what are your thoughts towards him?
Yoda: Know Zim, I do. Talk about him with the tallest at lunch, I do. Laugh at him, we do, yes.
Blade: (leaps at Obi-Wan and grabs his collar) Take me to the Space-meat, stinky Jedi worm baby!
Obi-Wan: What the hell??
Blade: Eherm. (brushes self off) Now we've got a question from a good friend of mine, Trinity Liger.
Trinity: To Obi... Just how long is that "light saber"?
Obi-Wan: (ignites saber) Well, I'd say about a meter-
Blade: That's not exactly what she meant.
Obi-Wan: .O.o;
Blade: Shadowz, you're up.
Shadowz: Obi-Wan...what's with the long hair and beard? You look so much better in Episode One! I just hope you loose it by Episode Three. See the light!
Obi-Wan: Long hair is considered a mark of maturity and dignity among the Jedi.
Blade: Well, that explains why Mace Windu is bald.
Mace: .
Blade: Saturn T. Riddle, it's your turn.
Saturn: OH OBI!! I KNOW WHERE THE R PART IS!!! *snickers evily and looks at Obi-Wan evily*
Obi-Wan: .God save me from these focking creepy fangirls. (prays)
Saturn: Anakin: I HATE YOU YOU FRIUTBAR!! I HOPE YOU DIE!! oh yeh, you are a poophead and according to Blade, somewhat like a dry stump....*that was funny*
Anakin: I'm a what?? Poophead dried stump fruitbar??
Blade: Yes, that was funny.
Anakin: (cries)
Saturn: Yoda: do you like the song Area Codes by Ludacris??? if you dont ur still singing it in my kareoke fic
Yoda: Like small butts, I do.
Saturn: Obi darling: *grabs him and gives him a big smooch*
Obi-Wan: Mmmf!! (eyes get really wide and he struggles to escape the deadly fangirl)
Blade: Hey! No smooching on my talkshow! Especially not my Obi!
Saturn: *dodges the "no smooching sign" being throw by Blade* hehe sowwey...lol
Blade: .(sigh) Well, that's the end of chapter 3. This seems to be going well. Now time for the long and arduous list of Author notes. Chapter 8 of Gryffindor Rouge is up, wee!! Finally! The first chapter of Star Wars: Beach House Style is up, so go read it! It's hilarious! The next chapter of 'The Jedi Fellowship' and 'Twinsabers: The Master' are in the works, scheduled for release sometime around August 20th. I'm gonna be on vacation from now 'till then, so I won't be able to update, I don't think. Ta-ta until then! Fell free to ask questions of Legolas. He's my prisoner until such time as he is freed. muahahaaa!!
Legolas: (gulp)