Notes: As promised, here's the next installment of the talkshow! Due to school constraints, I'm only keeping this up as long as I have enough descent questions to make a chapter... so ask questions! Lots of them!
Blade: School! It's here! Noooo!
Obi-Wan: Stop screaming! You're hurting my delicate eardrums.
Blade: And our art teacher left three days ago... leaving us art-teacher-less. What's an artist to do??
Jabba: Eat?
Blade: ...no Jabba. Not eat.
Jabba: Throw pretty girls to rancors?
Blade: No!
Boba Fett: Sell some hard merchandise for good credits?
Blade: Hmm... there's a possibility... (eyes Boba) I hear you're wanted by a lot of people.
Boba: ...
Blade: On another note, guess what??
Everyone: What?
Blade: I think Luke is hot!
Everyone: (faints)
Blade: ...well, that went over well... (pours water on everyone)
Anakin: (whining) That's not fair! You called me an ugly little rat-boy!
Blade: What can I say? I was watching Eppy V and I suddenly realized that Luke Skywalker is, indeed, hot. Not as hot as Obi-Wan younger of course...
Luke: Wee! The author thinks I'm hot!
Anakin: (cries)
Blade: On with the questioners!
SingingMachine88: Leia:I would just like to say that what you said about your father was very disturbing...but true. Love you Anakin!! (Gives Anakin huge bear hug and a kiss on the cheek!)
Anakin: Well, at least someone loves me...
Blade: (smacks Anakin with a dead trout)
Anakin: Oww!
Blade: Go on, Felicia, ask.
Felicia: Miss Celebare: The only talkshow I love is back! *cheers happily*
And me, biggest Luke - Fan in the whole known and unknown galaxy is back, too.
So beware, Luke - Bashers!
Blade: (comes to a startling realization) I'm not a Luke-basher anymore!
Anakin: That means Ani-bashing will increase, huh?
Blade: Yep.
Felicia: Qui - Gon: Are you playing Bingo yourself or just watching it?
I mean, you could do that AND teach Anakin.
Qui-Gon: I happen to be one of the best Bingo players up there. Besides, Anakin has to be evil in order to bring balance to the Force. Am I the only one who gets that?
Aquel: I DO! (glomps Qui-Gon)
Blade: Fie, you evil inner Qui-Glomping Jedi!
Aquel: Nya!
Felicia: Obi - Wan: I just don't know, what's so special about you. You are a bad teacher, a bad jedi, a disappointment for your master and you're damned to live on a desert planet and to die old and lonesome by Vader's lightsaber. You are so poor!
Obi-Wan: Wow... harsh...
Luke: If he's such a bad Jedi... then how come I kick so much ass? I mean, he did teach me and all.
Qui-Gon: And he didn't disappoint me... in fact, he did rather well considering the pressures placed on his shoulders.
Felicia: Yoda: Do you have a fanclub? I think you should.
Yoda: Fanclub, I have. Hmmm, yes.
Felicia: Vader: You are the coolest Sith - Lord. Maul is nothing against you.
Vader: I know. I strike terror into the hearts of everyone. I also look good in black.
Felicia: Amidala: Yeah! I had that feeling that Luke is the older twin and now I'm right! Hehehe!
Leia: (pouts)
Felicia: Luke: Please tell me what's your favorite meal! I'm going to cook it for you!
Luke: Well, I'm rather partial to spaghetti with meatballs...
Blade: (cooks Luke a pot of spaghetti and meatballs)
Obi-Wan: Ooo, do I sense competition?
Blade: (glomps Obi-Wan)
Obi-Wan: ...it's hopeless...
Felicia: Anakin: Just don't listen! You were great in EP II. Do you understand those Obidala - Nonsense? I don't and I can't stand it. You and Padmé are the greatest couple in the whole galaxy!
Leia and Han: What about us??
Blade: Sorry to interrupt, but honestly, Anakin's acting in both Eppy I and Eppy II stank like Rancor droppings. He even managed to ruin some of Obi-Wan's parts! (glower) I think only little Anakin and the guy who played Bowin in Dragonheart even come close to the stinkiness of Anakin's acting in Eppy II.
Anakin: (glowers)
Felicia: C - 3PO: What were you usually doing for Shmi?
C3PO: Oh you know, the usual, cooking, cleaning, etcetera...
Felicia: Miss Celebare: Could you please bring a bantha on stage? I like that animals.
Blade: (hauls a Bantha on stage and makes it sit on Anakin)
Anakin: Mmmmf!!!
Blade: Pixie Wildfire had an offer...
Pixie Wildfire: I'll pay Anakin 50,000 credits to dump Padme and marry me!
Anakin: Make it 60,000 and we have a deal.
Padme: WHAT??
Blade: JeMi LaKaNo, aka Master Jemi, has some questions.
LaKaNo: JeMi LaKaNo: Obi-Wan: Hey, from the other chp you said that ure givin lightsaber session to Padawan Brant.... um.... CAN I JOIN TOO??? Okay, maybe a few pointers.
Obi-Wan: Sure... you just have to swear to be my slave for all eternity and haul heavy things up stairs for me.
Blade: O.o
Obi-Wan: Just kidding...
LaKaNo: Blade, I can I just give him a hug and smooch on the cheek?? *makes puppy eyes* That beard so seductive.. ^_^
Blade: No! He's mi-yun! (glomps Obi-Wan)
Obi-Wan: ...
JeMi: Anakin: Was it love at first sight when you saw, Padme? Plus your padawan braid is seductive, too *wink*
Anakin: Yes-
Blade: (interrupting) More like lust at first sight. (bonks Anakin on the head)
Anakin: Hey! Ow!!
JeMi: Padme & Leia: Did you marry your husbands for no reason at all, or because they're wicked hot??
Padme & Leia: *looks at each other and at the same time* They are wicked hot.
Blade: Obi-Wan is wicked hot!! You know, so is Luke, to a lesser degree.
Everyone but Luke: O.o
JeMi: Yoda: Yo, Yoda! ^_^ Let's go sing 'Yoda'!! I love that song!!!
Yoda: Sing later, we will.
JeMi: Aww *pouts*
Jabba: Hmm, there is no song for me... (eats a goat)
JeMi: Mace: I'm wondering where did you get your purple crystal, for your lightsaber? Why can't you get a blue or green one, like any other regular Jedi's? *uses the Force to take everyone's lightsaber from their belt, and ignites each one* (don't tell me how i hold all the lightsabers, let's just say talent, ^_^)
All the Jedis: HEY!!
JeMi: Look at Yoda, he's just got green, like the other ppl that has green. Anakin's, Obi's, and mine are blue. *changes accent* And the evil dudes have the bloody red one. *coughs* Sorry, I turn either British or Scottish when I'm about to say 'bloody'
Obi-Wan: Umm... JeMi?
JeMi: Yes?
Obi-Wan: Can we have our lightsabers back?
JeMi: Uh.... NO!!! GO MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!!
Blade: *tackles JeMi, making her uncouncious*
JeMi: @_@ ow..
Blade: *takes the lightsabers and gives them back, except Obi-Wan's* Heeee...
Obi-Wan: ...O.o
Blade: What will you give me for this saber?
Obi-Wan: NOTHING!
Blade: Then no saber. Nyaaa!
Obi-Wan: -.-
Blade: (clips Obi's saber to her belt) Silverwolfprincess, ask away.
Silver: Qui: Can I marry you?
Aquel: He's mine!
Qui-Gon: Sorry, I'm taken... and dead.
Silver: 2. Why in the world did you ever let that stupid twit anakin tag along with you from tatooine? He's nothing but trouble. ::gives anakin evil glare::
Anakin: oy!
Blade: I agree!
Qui-Gon: Well... he's the chosen one... duh...
Silver: Dooku, palpy and voldemort, go jump off a cliff, and take anakin with you.
Dooku, Palpy, and Voldy: (valley-girl giggles) Like, no wa-ay!
Silver: padme: what did you ever see in ani?
Padme: Er, I dunno... he must have mind-tricked me...
Blade: So, the secret is out! Hah! (decks Anakin)
Anakin: x_x
Silver: 2. How could you stand to have some of those heavy headdresses on? didn't they give you a headache?
Padme: The secret is aspirin. Lots of it.
Silver: obi: this is my last offer. what's say you ditch the blonde twit? I'd be a much better apprentice, and i wouldn't turn on you and kill you.
Obi-Wan: Er, you're my fiftieth offer today... so I'd have to say no.
Blade: Thanks for the tip about the Vong thingies. After I finish the Bounty Hunter Wars series, I'll start on New Jedi Order. But, damnit, the books are 7$ each! I remember when a paperback was 4$, tops! Grrr... All right, Saturn T, it's your turn.
Saturn: Obi dear, do you have an obsession with the word focking?? lol
Obi-Wan: Yes I focking do! Do you have a focking problem with it? Huh??
Saturn: yoda, ur singing Area Codes in my Kareoke fic *evil laugh*
Yoda: Crazy, you are, Saturn, yes.
Saturn: Anakin: god why cant you just keep your focking trap shut for 5 minutes??!? and ur a poopheaded dried up stumpy fruitbar....oh my question why didnt Obi-Wan kill you when he had the chance?!
Anakin: (whines) You're all so mean to me! You made me sing that Brittany Spears song with Palpatine and Dooku! I'm scarred for life now! Wait... stumpy fruitbar?? What the hell??
Saturn: Padme: I still cant see why you choose Mr. Reject over there over Obi-Wan...look at what happened! you have incest freaks for children! *poits at Luke and Leia*
Luke: Incest freak?? I didn't do anything! (pouts)
Blade: Of course you didn't, Luky-chan...
Everyone: ....O.o
Saturn: o.O the end is near
Blade: Yes... yes it is. Here's MordorianNazgul.
Mordorian: Legolas: CUTE ELF-BOY! *glomps* Me an' all mah friends LUV you. You're the official "hot guy of the Month!"
Legolas: Finally, someone's paying attention to me! (falls off the stage) Whaaaa! (crash, thunk) Oww...
Mordorian: Boba: You know, you're really cute when you're evil.
Boba: I am??
Mordorian: Obi-Wan: Don't worry. Not all of us fangirls are that die-hard. And, no offense, but I think I'd rather have Legolas. *suggestive look at Legolas*
Legolas: (creeps out from under a pile of boxes) Oww... pain... lots of pain... (collapses)
Mordorian: Luke: Okay, so you DO look good in black... I'm just wondering why you got all angsty and solemn in Return of the Jedi.
Luke: Wouldn't you be angsty and solemn if you were trying to turn your evil father back to the good side?? I was under a lot of emotional stress...
Mordorian: Anakin: I'd join your crusade to kill the Jedi, but I have to destroy the world with Sarevok first. *points to the seven-foot-tall man in black, spiked armor behind her* He asked first. And besides, that would mean hurting cute Obi...
Obi-Wan: I don't know whether to run in terror or be relieved.
Blade: Biblehermione, you're up with the last questions.
Biblehermione: Zam:What is your real name? And Il ike your human form's hair colour!
Sam: My real name is... #$^@#$%$#&%... but I doubt you could pronounce it in your human tongue. And yes, my hair is pretty, in't it?
Biblehermione: Palpy and Voldie: *hands them pink glittery shirts, pink glittery boots, and pink glittery pants* Have fun.
Palpy, Voldy, and Dooku: Weee!! (run off to dance to some Brittany Spears music)
Blade: God save us...
Biblehermione: Qui-Gon,: I stepped in gum on the way here. What is up with the universe?!
Qui-Gon: There are those with no regard for the sanity of others... (sigh)
Biblehermione: I feel loved! *hugs Blade and everyone else, but especially Blade, 'cause she rules*
Blade: Wee! I rule! Thankies! (gives Biblehermione a cookie)
Biblehermione: Anakin, PLEASE do not kill Boba. I mean, Padme doesn't kill the legions of fangirls that kiss the ground you walk on. BTW, who's your favorite actress?
Anakin: Is this a trick question?? (squints)
Padme: (hides a a blaster) Yeah, no killing from me! Heheheh...
Biblehermione: Voldie, how many pink things do you own exactly?
Voldemort: More than I can count... (giggles)
Biblehermione: Boba, I am soooooo sorry about you having to watch your dad get murdered. That is enough to make anyone a mean bounty hunter *goes and hugs him* A child's mind is very fragile. By the way, do you like rap?
Boba: (in a flat voice) I have no emotion. Emotion is a weakness. But... yes, I do enjoy rap from time to time.
Blade: Ooo, he's vicious... Boba, let me be your bounty-hunting partner! You can't kill or ditch me, 'cos I'll just shoot you first!
Boba: ...right...
Biblehermione: Obi-Wan, do you ever get super sick of running from fangirls?
Obi-Wan: All the time.
Biblehermione: Legolas, run. Run very far away and don't look back.
Legolas: (snoozing unconscious under a pile of boxes)
Blade: Too late! (cackles)
Biblehermione: To everyone, what do all of you think of Lizzie McGuire the TV show?
Everyone but Jabba: We love it!
Jabba: (eats the TV)
Everyone: O.o
Blade: Well, that wraps up today's show. But before we leave, I'd like to mention right here and not in author notes because no one ever reads those... Jedi Fellowship, Star Wars: Beach House Style, and Twinsabers: The Master have been updated. Tata!
Blade: School! It's here! Noooo!
Obi-Wan: Stop screaming! You're hurting my delicate eardrums.
Blade: And our art teacher left three days ago... leaving us art-teacher-less. What's an artist to do??
Jabba: Eat?
Blade: ...no Jabba. Not eat.
Jabba: Throw pretty girls to rancors?
Blade: No!
Boba Fett: Sell some hard merchandise for good credits?
Blade: Hmm... there's a possibility... (eyes Boba) I hear you're wanted by a lot of people.
Boba: ...
Blade: On another note, guess what??
Everyone: What?
Blade: I think Luke is hot!
Everyone: (faints)
Blade: ...well, that went over well... (pours water on everyone)
Anakin: (whining) That's not fair! You called me an ugly little rat-boy!
Blade: What can I say? I was watching Eppy V and I suddenly realized that Luke Skywalker is, indeed, hot. Not as hot as Obi-Wan younger of course...
Luke: Wee! The author thinks I'm hot!
Anakin: (cries)
Blade: On with the questioners!
SingingMachine88: Leia:I would just like to say that what you said about your father was very disturbing...but true. Love you Anakin!! (Gives Anakin huge bear hug and a kiss on the cheek!)
Anakin: Well, at least someone loves me...
Blade: (smacks Anakin with a dead trout)
Anakin: Oww!
Blade: Go on, Felicia, ask.
Felicia: Miss Celebare: The only talkshow I love is back! *cheers happily*
And me, biggest Luke - Fan in the whole known and unknown galaxy is back, too.
So beware, Luke - Bashers!
Blade: (comes to a startling realization) I'm not a Luke-basher anymore!
Anakin: That means Ani-bashing will increase, huh?
Blade: Yep.
Felicia: Qui - Gon: Are you playing Bingo yourself or just watching it?
I mean, you could do that AND teach Anakin.
Qui-Gon: I happen to be one of the best Bingo players up there. Besides, Anakin has to be evil in order to bring balance to the Force. Am I the only one who gets that?
Aquel: I DO! (glomps Qui-Gon)
Blade: Fie, you evil inner Qui-Glomping Jedi!
Aquel: Nya!
Felicia: Obi - Wan: I just don't know, what's so special about you. You are a bad teacher, a bad jedi, a disappointment for your master and you're damned to live on a desert planet and to die old and lonesome by Vader's lightsaber. You are so poor!
Obi-Wan: Wow... harsh...
Luke: If he's such a bad Jedi... then how come I kick so much ass? I mean, he did teach me and all.
Qui-Gon: And he didn't disappoint me... in fact, he did rather well considering the pressures placed on his shoulders.
Felicia: Yoda: Do you have a fanclub? I think you should.
Yoda: Fanclub, I have. Hmmm, yes.
Felicia: Vader: You are the coolest Sith - Lord. Maul is nothing against you.
Vader: I know. I strike terror into the hearts of everyone. I also look good in black.
Felicia: Amidala: Yeah! I had that feeling that Luke is the older twin and now I'm right! Hehehe!
Leia: (pouts)
Felicia: Luke: Please tell me what's your favorite meal! I'm going to cook it for you!
Luke: Well, I'm rather partial to spaghetti with meatballs...
Blade: (cooks Luke a pot of spaghetti and meatballs)
Obi-Wan: Ooo, do I sense competition?
Blade: (glomps Obi-Wan)
Obi-Wan: ...it's hopeless...
Felicia: Anakin: Just don't listen! You were great in EP II. Do you understand those Obidala - Nonsense? I don't and I can't stand it. You and Padmé are the greatest couple in the whole galaxy!
Leia and Han: What about us??
Blade: Sorry to interrupt, but honestly, Anakin's acting in both Eppy I and Eppy II stank like Rancor droppings. He even managed to ruin some of Obi-Wan's parts! (glower) I think only little Anakin and the guy who played Bowin in Dragonheart even come close to the stinkiness of Anakin's acting in Eppy II.
Anakin: (glowers)
Felicia: C - 3PO: What were you usually doing for Shmi?
C3PO: Oh you know, the usual, cooking, cleaning, etcetera...
Felicia: Miss Celebare: Could you please bring a bantha on stage? I like that animals.
Blade: (hauls a Bantha on stage and makes it sit on Anakin)
Anakin: Mmmmf!!!
Blade: Pixie Wildfire had an offer...
Pixie Wildfire: I'll pay Anakin 50,000 credits to dump Padme and marry me!
Anakin: Make it 60,000 and we have a deal.
Padme: WHAT??
Blade: JeMi LaKaNo, aka Master Jemi, has some questions.
LaKaNo: JeMi LaKaNo: Obi-Wan: Hey, from the other chp you said that ure givin lightsaber session to Padawan Brant.... um.... CAN I JOIN TOO??? Okay, maybe a few pointers.
Obi-Wan: Sure... you just have to swear to be my slave for all eternity and haul heavy things up stairs for me.
Blade: O.o
Obi-Wan: Just kidding...
LaKaNo: Blade, I can I just give him a hug and smooch on the cheek?? *makes puppy eyes* That beard so seductive.. ^_^
Blade: No! He's mi-yun! (glomps Obi-Wan)
Obi-Wan: ...
JeMi: Anakin: Was it love at first sight when you saw, Padme? Plus your padawan braid is seductive, too *wink*
Anakin: Yes-
Blade: (interrupting) More like lust at first sight. (bonks Anakin on the head)
Anakin: Hey! Ow!!
JeMi: Padme & Leia: Did you marry your husbands for no reason at all, or because they're wicked hot??
Padme & Leia: *looks at each other and at the same time* They are wicked hot.
Blade: Obi-Wan is wicked hot!! You know, so is Luke, to a lesser degree.
Everyone but Luke: O.o
JeMi: Yoda: Yo, Yoda! ^_^ Let's go sing 'Yoda'!! I love that song!!!
Yoda: Sing later, we will.
JeMi: Aww *pouts*
Jabba: Hmm, there is no song for me... (eats a goat)
JeMi: Mace: I'm wondering where did you get your purple crystal, for your lightsaber? Why can't you get a blue or green one, like any other regular Jedi's? *uses the Force to take everyone's lightsaber from their belt, and ignites each one* (don't tell me how i hold all the lightsabers, let's just say talent, ^_^)
All the Jedis: HEY!!
JeMi: Look at Yoda, he's just got green, like the other ppl that has green. Anakin's, Obi's, and mine are blue. *changes accent* And the evil dudes have the bloody red one. *coughs* Sorry, I turn either British or Scottish when I'm about to say 'bloody'
Obi-Wan: Umm... JeMi?
JeMi: Yes?
Obi-Wan: Can we have our lightsabers back?
JeMi: Uh.... NO!!! GO MAKE ANOTHER ONE!!!
Blade: *tackles JeMi, making her uncouncious*
JeMi: @_@ ow..
Blade: *takes the lightsabers and gives them back, except Obi-Wan's* Heeee...
Obi-Wan: ...O.o
Blade: What will you give me for this saber?
Obi-Wan: NOTHING!
Blade: Then no saber. Nyaaa!
Obi-Wan: -.-
Blade: (clips Obi's saber to her belt) Silverwolfprincess, ask away.
Silver: Qui: Can I marry you?
Aquel: He's mine!
Qui-Gon: Sorry, I'm taken... and dead.
Silver: 2. Why in the world did you ever let that stupid twit anakin tag along with you from tatooine? He's nothing but trouble. ::gives anakin evil glare::
Anakin: oy!
Blade: I agree!
Qui-Gon: Well... he's the chosen one... duh...
Silver: Dooku, palpy and voldemort, go jump off a cliff, and take anakin with you.
Dooku, Palpy, and Voldy: (valley-girl giggles) Like, no wa-ay!
Silver: padme: what did you ever see in ani?
Padme: Er, I dunno... he must have mind-tricked me...
Blade: So, the secret is out! Hah! (decks Anakin)
Anakin: x_x
Silver: 2. How could you stand to have some of those heavy headdresses on? didn't they give you a headache?
Padme: The secret is aspirin. Lots of it.
Silver: obi: this is my last offer. what's say you ditch the blonde twit? I'd be a much better apprentice, and i wouldn't turn on you and kill you.
Obi-Wan: Er, you're my fiftieth offer today... so I'd have to say no.
Blade: Thanks for the tip about the Vong thingies. After I finish the Bounty Hunter Wars series, I'll start on New Jedi Order. But, damnit, the books are 7$ each! I remember when a paperback was 4$, tops! Grrr... All right, Saturn T, it's your turn.
Saturn: Obi dear, do you have an obsession with the word focking?? lol
Obi-Wan: Yes I focking do! Do you have a focking problem with it? Huh??
Saturn: yoda, ur singing Area Codes in my Kareoke fic *evil laugh*
Yoda: Crazy, you are, Saturn, yes.
Saturn: Anakin: god why cant you just keep your focking trap shut for 5 minutes??!? and ur a poopheaded dried up stumpy fruitbar....oh my question why didnt Obi-Wan kill you when he had the chance?!
Anakin: (whines) You're all so mean to me! You made me sing that Brittany Spears song with Palpatine and Dooku! I'm scarred for life now! Wait... stumpy fruitbar?? What the hell??
Saturn: Padme: I still cant see why you choose Mr. Reject over there over Obi-Wan...look at what happened! you have incest freaks for children! *poits at Luke and Leia*
Luke: Incest freak?? I didn't do anything! (pouts)
Blade: Of course you didn't, Luky-chan...
Everyone: ....O.o
Saturn: o.O the end is near
Blade: Yes... yes it is. Here's MordorianNazgul.
Mordorian: Legolas: CUTE ELF-BOY! *glomps* Me an' all mah friends LUV you. You're the official "hot guy of the Month!"
Legolas: Finally, someone's paying attention to me! (falls off the stage) Whaaaa! (crash, thunk) Oww...
Mordorian: Boba: You know, you're really cute when you're evil.
Boba: I am??
Mordorian: Obi-Wan: Don't worry. Not all of us fangirls are that die-hard. And, no offense, but I think I'd rather have Legolas. *suggestive look at Legolas*
Legolas: (creeps out from under a pile of boxes) Oww... pain... lots of pain... (collapses)
Mordorian: Luke: Okay, so you DO look good in black... I'm just wondering why you got all angsty and solemn in Return of the Jedi.
Luke: Wouldn't you be angsty and solemn if you were trying to turn your evil father back to the good side?? I was under a lot of emotional stress...
Mordorian: Anakin: I'd join your crusade to kill the Jedi, but I have to destroy the world with Sarevok first. *points to the seven-foot-tall man in black, spiked armor behind her* He asked first. And besides, that would mean hurting cute Obi...
Obi-Wan: I don't know whether to run in terror or be relieved.
Blade: Biblehermione, you're up with the last questions.
Biblehermione: Zam:What is your real name? And Il ike your human form's hair colour!
Sam: My real name is... #$^@#$%$#&%... but I doubt you could pronounce it in your human tongue. And yes, my hair is pretty, in't it?
Biblehermione: Palpy and Voldie: *hands them pink glittery shirts, pink glittery boots, and pink glittery pants* Have fun.
Palpy, Voldy, and Dooku: Weee!! (run off to dance to some Brittany Spears music)
Blade: God save us...
Biblehermione: Qui-Gon,: I stepped in gum on the way here. What is up with the universe?!
Qui-Gon: There are those with no regard for the sanity of others... (sigh)
Biblehermione: I feel loved! *hugs Blade and everyone else, but especially Blade, 'cause she rules*
Blade: Wee! I rule! Thankies! (gives Biblehermione a cookie)
Biblehermione: Anakin, PLEASE do not kill Boba. I mean, Padme doesn't kill the legions of fangirls that kiss the ground you walk on. BTW, who's your favorite actress?
Anakin: Is this a trick question?? (squints)
Padme: (hides a a blaster) Yeah, no killing from me! Heheheh...
Biblehermione: Voldie, how many pink things do you own exactly?
Voldemort: More than I can count... (giggles)
Biblehermione: Boba, I am soooooo sorry about you having to watch your dad get murdered. That is enough to make anyone a mean bounty hunter *goes and hugs him* A child's mind is very fragile. By the way, do you like rap?
Boba: (in a flat voice) I have no emotion. Emotion is a weakness. But... yes, I do enjoy rap from time to time.
Blade: Ooo, he's vicious... Boba, let me be your bounty-hunting partner! You can't kill or ditch me, 'cos I'll just shoot you first!
Boba: ...right...
Biblehermione: Obi-Wan, do you ever get super sick of running from fangirls?
Obi-Wan: All the time.
Biblehermione: Legolas, run. Run very far away and don't look back.
Legolas: (snoozing unconscious under a pile of boxes)
Blade: Too late! (cackles)
Biblehermione: To everyone, what do all of you think of Lizzie McGuire the TV show?
Everyone but Jabba: We love it!
Jabba: (eats the TV)
Everyone: O.o
Blade: Well, that wraps up today's show. But before we leave, I'd like to mention right here and not in author notes because no one ever reads those... Jedi Fellowship, Star Wars: Beach House Style, and Twinsabers: The Master have been updated. Tata!