Ai No Senshi 2!
Legend of the Seven Stars.
Note: This is a fic that crosses over with Super Smash Bros Melee and Super Mar...
HOLD IT!!!!
Due to insults from a pitiful soul, Chapter 15 shall be delayed. So, we bring you a rant written by the author instead!
So none of you fellow readers shall see what's going happen with YingGirl, Johnathan Jones & his crewmates, Mallow, Katrice, Koko, Giga Bowser, YangGeril, and Boshi as they are heading closer towards challanging Smithy...on his own grounds.
Will they save the Melee World and the Smashers? That's if this fic gets no support with reviews. It'll end unfinished.
If you have any problems with this, please send your complaints to the Link Supportes, "chibi fairy" and "Lady Rose". These are the two danty little bitches had caused me to get agervated with writting this fic.
Enjoy!
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Rant-O-Rama: "NO MORE WHINNY 13 YEAR OLDS!!!!!!"
(Or My Slight Obssession of Dissing Link and Rooting For Link At the Same Time!)
The reading public are a bunch of seals when you think about it. All they care is reading fics for their own enjoyment...
Not giving a bloody damn of how much work and time an author has placed in their fics. If you read "Ai No Senshi"; in one of the chapters, I gave my personal opinion of how I felt of this behavior.
I'm not going continue telling everthing all over again. Go find it there, ya lazy bards.
So, you tell me...has the public change? Had they finally seen and respected your work?
Wee! I'm thankful that there are some people reading my fics. Although one thing still ticks me off...
And that thing is Link.
~~~~
Gah...where to begin? Normally, I hate Link. I don't like a elf boy who has a strange resemblance to Peter Pan go and rescue me from a butt ugly pig face (maybe even a pig f---er) dark wizard who called Ganon.
And yet I do.
The only main reason I diss the "Hylian Bastard" Link is because in a fighting game called Super Smash Bros., Link decided to go freaky on my Yoshi fighter....
By shoving the so called "Master Sword" up the dino's rear. No, his weapon sword...not THAT SORT OF "SWORD"!!!
You'll be bloody pissed too if you had a 5 inch wide and 2 feet long piece of steel being shoved up your ass for amusement.
Do I get a mere simple apology? Do I at least get at least someone at least being nice to my Yoshi fighter for once? Or get someone to give me a review on my Legend of Zelda fics?!!
HELL NO!!!!
So with great anger and rage boiling in my skin, I've created up a fic to safisty my poor Yoshi being mistreated by a tunic wearing elf Hylian jerk...
It was called "Ways To Beat Up Link". I think I went a bit overboard, but I'm happy with what I wrote.
Sure Link is not a "bastard", but what he did with my Yoshi would be a reason to be called a "bastard" anyways.
After writting that ficcy, I begun to write ficcies that don't end up having elf boy trying to kill himself and helping me soften up on my dissing of Link.
Henceforth, I created the "Ai No Senshi" saga! A story that tells about Young Link being friends with my other half...the other half being YingGirl, an identity I take on very well. She's the better half and most regonizable on the net.
She appeared in CastleVania: Senshi For Hire, YingGirl: The Sailor Princess Chronicles, and A New Legend.
(SPOILER ALERT! DO NO READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!! SKIP THIS PART!: And why do you think I made Link the Mole in the SSBM version of ABC's show? Sure, I may hate him...but I think he deserves it. He does have the abilities to outwit his fellow Smashers in pyshical and metal enduring challanges, if he wanted to. Yet, no one will suspect that he's the Mole until the very end, just like the actual show when Bill was revealed to be "The Mole". :-) )
And so, I tend to be on an okay scale with Link. I won't diss Link anymore as long as he doesn't diss Yoshi. I was finally calm with letting out my rage...
That was until I received this "review" from a whinny pathetic 13 year old BRAT!
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chibi fairy
grrrrrrr!!! your a real peice of of shit to write bad about Link. I hope you know that know you have been officially hated by everyone in the legend of zelda part of fanfiction.net, AND a good peice of those here in the super smash bro. melee!!! how could you write this?! and no one cares a damn about ruto. everyone hates her. and every one hates you, so why don't you just go join her in the house of the damned. you belong there.
~chibi fairy o3
I'm a real piece of shit? Hey if Elf Boy did know where he shoved his sword in Smash Bros, then maybe I wouldn't be a constant pissed of bitch about the subject of my "Link Bashing".
Hmmm...that's funny when you say some people hate me when in reality they don't even know me. I'm getting tons of reviews for "Peaches & Cream", "The SSBM Mole", "Ai No Senshi 2!-Legend of the Seven Stars", and "Peaches". So I am getting some respect.
How can I write such a Link Bashing ficcy? *sacastically* Ow! I'm so hurt! Here are my simple reasons.
1. I'm old enough to say what I want!
2. Link was an" evil bastard" at the time, which drove me to write such a fic that expressed my rage at him in a humorous way.
3. The people in the LoZ fanfic section are a bunch of a-holes for not even giving in a single review on my first LoZ fic for someone who hasn't even played the game. I had to beg a friend to give a review, which I hate doing so. If I've got a few reviewers for my first Loz Fic, then I wouldn't act so hostile on Link or send my Yoshi on a "Link Killing Rampage" when I play Smash Bros. (But then "Ai No Senshi" sagas will cease to exist if that happened.) SO SUCK ON THAT, BRAT!!!
4. And after writting "Ways To Beat Up Link", it inspired me to create the "Ai No Senshi" series, which is highly popular with everyone. It's a fic that has something everyone should like! Action, adventure, Smashers, the Giant Glove Hands, revenge, betrayal, Geno, lyrics, and humor too! Whoo hoo!
So what if I make enemies? I have shitloads of IRL friends and computer buddies that stand up that can back me up whenever I'm down. So I don't need to take your bullshit of saying everyone "hates me".
Gah, no wonder the best years in life are wasted on the young and stupid. ¬.¬;;
-The Clow Hatter
oh ya. i'm going to personnaly humiliate you in front of everyone on my story. and i'm going to humiliate you in the reviews of Lady Rose's fic. everyone who's anybody has read it. oh, and have a nice day!
I think I'll be the one *personally* humiliating you, "darling" by showing how pointless and pathetic your cheap attempts of trying to diss one of my fics in a pathetic way and all written in lower case too.
I'll bet you'll just use cheap sterotypes of me saying "I hate Link" just like Somebody says "I hate pokemon" in Dr. Nick's fics.
Anyone else willing to place some bets on this to see if I'm right?
Thanks to morons like you, you caused everyone who enjoys my fics to have to wait another day or so till I can write up the continuation of this fic. I can't write "The SSBM Mole" because of whinny idiots like you and I have a bad cause of writer's block. Ugh....
Go away writer's block!!!
Nice day? it's 11:36 PM here.
-The Clow Hatter
Legend of the Seven Stars.
Note: This is a fic that crosses over with Super Smash Bros Melee and Super Mar...
HOLD IT!!!!
Due to insults from a pitiful soul, Chapter 15 shall be delayed. So, we bring you a rant written by the author instead!
So none of you fellow readers shall see what's going happen with YingGirl, Johnathan Jones & his crewmates, Mallow, Katrice, Koko, Giga Bowser, YangGeril, and Boshi as they are heading closer towards challanging Smithy...on his own grounds.
Will they save the Melee World and the Smashers? That's if this fic gets no support with reviews. It'll end unfinished.
If you have any problems with this, please send your complaints to the Link Supportes, "chibi fairy" and "Lady Rose". These are the two danty little bitches had caused me to get agervated with writting this fic.
Enjoy!
****
Rant-O-Rama: "NO MORE WHINNY 13 YEAR OLDS!!!!!!"
(Or My Slight Obssession of Dissing Link and Rooting For Link At the Same Time!)
The reading public are a bunch of seals when you think about it. All they care is reading fics for their own enjoyment...
Not giving a bloody damn of how much work and time an author has placed in their fics. If you read "Ai No Senshi"; in one of the chapters, I gave my personal opinion of how I felt of this behavior.
I'm not going continue telling everthing all over again. Go find it there, ya lazy bards.
So, you tell me...has the public change? Had they finally seen and respected your work?
Wee! I'm thankful that there are some people reading my fics. Although one thing still ticks me off...
And that thing is Link.
~~~~
Gah...where to begin? Normally, I hate Link. I don't like a elf boy who has a strange resemblance to Peter Pan go and rescue me from a butt ugly pig face (maybe even a pig f---er) dark wizard who called Ganon.
And yet I do.
The only main reason I diss the "Hylian Bastard" Link is because in a fighting game called Super Smash Bros., Link decided to go freaky on my Yoshi fighter....
By shoving the so called "Master Sword" up the dino's rear. No, his weapon sword...not THAT SORT OF "SWORD"!!!
You'll be bloody pissed too if you had a 5 inch wide and 2 feet long piece of steel being shoved up your ass for amusement.
Do I get a mere simple apology? Do I at least get at least someone at least being nice to my Yoshi fighter for once? Or get someone to give me a review on my Legend of Zelda fics?!!
HELL NO!!!!
So with great anger and rage boiling in my skin, I've created up a fic to safisty my poor Yoshi being mistreated by a tunic wearing elf Hylian jerk...
It was called "Ways To Beat Up Link". I think I went a bit overboard, but I'm happy with what I wrote.
Sure Link is not a "bastard", but what he did with my Yoshi would be a reason to be called a "bastard" anyways.
After writting that ficcy, I begun to write ficcies that don't end up having elf boy trying to kill himself and helping me soften up on my dissing of Link.
Henceforth, I created the "Ai No Senshi" saga! A story that tells about Young Link being friends with my other half...the other half being YingGirl, an identity I take on very well. She's the better half and most regonizable on the net.
She appeared in CastleVania: Senshi For Hire, YingGirl: The Sailor Princess Chronicles, and A New Legend.
(SPOILER ALERT! DO NO READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!! SKIP THIS PART!: And why do you think I made Link the Mole in the SSBM version of ABC's show? Sure, I may hate him...but I think he deserves it. He does have the abilities to outwit his fellow Smashers in pyshical and metal enduring challanges, if he wanted to. Yet, no one will suspect that he's the Mole until the very end, just like the actual show when Bill was revealed to be "The Mole". :-) )
And so, I tend to be on an okay scale with Link. I won't diss Link anymore as long as he doesn't diss Yoshi. I was finally calm with letting out my rage...
That was until I received this "review" from a whinny pathetic 13 year old BRAT!
~~~~
chibi fairy
grrrrrrr!!! your a real peice of of shit to write bad about Link. I hope you know that know you have been officially hated by everyone in the legend of zelda part of fanfiction.net, AND a good peice of those here in the super smash bro. melee!!! how could you write this?! and no one cares a damn about ruto. everyone hates her. and every one hates you, so why don't you just go join her in the house of the damned. you belong there.
~chibi fairy o3
I'm a real piece of shit? Hey if Elf Boy did know where he shoved his sword in Smash Bros, then maybe I wouldn't be a constant pissed of bitch about the subject of my "Link Bashing".
Hmmm...that's funny when you say some people hate me when in reality they don't even know me. I'm getting tons of reviews for "Peaches & Cream", "The SSBM Mole", "Ai No Senshi 2!-Legend of the Seven Stars", and "Peaches". So I am getting some respect.
How can I write such a Link Bashing ficcy? *sacastically* Ow! I'm so hurt! Here are my simple reasons.
1. I'm old enough to say what I want!
2. Link was an" evil bastard" at the time, which drove me to write such a fic that expressed my rage at him in a humorous way.
3. The people in the LoZ fanfic section are a bunch of a-holes for not even giving in a single review on my first LoZ fic for someone who hasn't even played the game. I had to beg a friend to give a review, which I hate doing so. If I've got a few reviewers for my first Loz Fic, then I wouldn't act so hostile on Link or send my Yoshi on a "Link Killing Rampage" when I play Smash Bros. (But then "Ai No Senshi" sagas will cease to exist if that happened.) SO SUCK ON THAT, BRAT!!!
4. And after writting "Ways To Beat Up Link", it inspired me to create the "Ai No Senshi" series, which is highly popular with everyone. It's a fic that has something everyone should like! Action, adventure, Smashers, the Giant Glove Hands, revenge, betrayal, Geno, lyrics, and humor too! Whoo hoo!
So what if I make enemies? I have shitloads of IRL friends and computer buddies that stand up that can back me up whenever I'm down. So I don't need to take your bullshit of saying everyone "hates me".
Gah, no wonder the best years in life are wasted on the young and stupid. ¬.¬;;
-The Clow Hatter
oh ya. i'm going to personnaly humiliate you in front of everyone on my story. and i'm going to humiliate you in the reviews of Lady Rose's fic. everyone who's anybody has read it. oh, and have a nice day!
I think I'll be the one *personally* humiliating you, "darling" by showing how pointless and pathetic your cheap attempts of trying to diss one of my fics in a pathetic way and all written in lower case too.
I'll bet you'll just use cheap sterotypes of me saying "I hate Link" just like Somebody says "I hate pokemon" in Dr. Nick's fics.
Anyone else willing to place some bets on this to see if I'm right?
Thanks to morons like you, you caused everyone who enjoys my fics to have to wait another day or so till I can write up the continuation of this fic. I can't write "The SSBM Mole" because of whinny idiots like you and I have a bad cause of writer's block. Ugh....
Go away writer's block!!!
Nice day? it's 11:36 PM here.
-The Clow Hatter