GUYSSSSS! I'm banned from internet use so e-mail me an application if you wanna be in dis fic. Hmmm......well let's see......uh, let's recap. Basically we went to....here.....and then some BUM fans broke in and using an Irken gun they killed me and I was poked. They died. And so I'm dead. Yeah. We also picked up Irken Insane, the newest member to this doom squad. I like Time Squad.
Disclaimer: Umm....you know what I own and don't own. My three skool-friends who make their arrivals (Emma, Stephen, and Adam) own themselves and their Irkens and robots. Umm...be forewarned......They are quite horrendisly insane and Stephen is a Roman Dirge maniac........it's scary......
Oh yeah, and apologizes to whoever sent me this desc:
species- irken? human?
SIR unit- ZIR?

has purple hair
maybe shes irken?
NOOOboDY KnOWSSSS.......... (i know email me)

I can't e-mail you or even look up who you are due to my current bannment. And I am fearful that I'll screw up your character cuz the personality appears invisible. Or maybe I'm just loosing it. *looses chicken* NOOO! I KNEW IT!
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pRiz: Okay, make a left. LEFT! No, wait......yeah..HEY! I said left!!!
pSqueak: *yawn* Do you even know what we are doing?
pRiz: We're going to get RG's friends, aren't we?
pII: And Nny.
pPsycho: Forget Nny! The fangirls took him anyway. He's probably dead by now.
pII: *gasp*
pSqueak: *rolls eyes*
pThe peoples are all riding on Eff's cow self. He's a big cow. Moo. RG has a big hole in her head where she was shot and is tied to Eff's back. But she oftenly comes loose and whacks into trees and crap. They are all lost.
pEveryone: ARE NOT! (MOOOO!)
pRiz: Hey, since RG's kinda not livin' no more, wouldn't that lift Cow-boy's curse?
pSqueak: It'll also send us into NonexistantLand.
pRiz: So.....nothing happens?
pSqueak: *shrugs*Hey, look! We're here!
pEvery looks straight ahead and they see a spooooooooky looking house. Umm...think a house like a cross between the one in The Others and Lenore. Outside of it there are three peoples playing some card game, two male and one female. She looks like a prep.
pRiz: *cringe*
pPsycho: Can we just get 'em and go already?
pRiz: Yeah, good plan, Doughboy. You do it Squeak.
pSqueak: *annoyed sigh* Fine. *sprouts her wings and zooms off to the three idi--I mean, peoples*
pMale #1: CHEAT!
pMale #2: Aw damnit.....
pFemale: I'm still winning.
pMale #2: But if we're all gunna die, what does it matter?
pFemale: Nothing! YAY!
pMales: YAY!
pSqueak: Ooooh.........can I play? Pleeeeeeaaaaaase? I love Cheat!
pOthers: *blink*
pRiz:*hidden in the bush**slaps forhead*
pFemale: Hey, wait a minute......*gets up and looks at Squeak, eyeing her badaged tail and wings* You're SQUEAK!!
pMale #2: THE Squeak?
pSqueak: There's others?
pMale #1: Oooh, you're the one who tried to eat Le--
pSqueak: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
pAll three: *blink**back away*
pSqueak: Look, I came here to fetch ya all. We've gotta doom some Butt-uglys. Not to mention my creator.....erm.......ain't livin'. Wait......you guys ARE RG's friends, rite? I got the right peoples?
pFemale: Erm.....yes. I be Emma the alien ballerina. By the way, the world's gunna end. So be happy! Cuz I'm a lifeguard........Eggs are good.
pSqueak: You're not an alien.
pEmma: Am too!
pSqueak: o.0;;;
pMale #1: I'm Stephen. I think. Wait...yes.....uh.....yeah. I am. Yup. Scary Miss Mary must die!
pSqueak: Who?
pStephen: *suddenly very evil looking* It's an evil take off of Lenoooooore........ROMAN DIRGE ROCKS!!!
pSqueak: *blink blink* Okaaaaaay......
pMale #2: I'm Adam. Mmmyep.
pSqueak: Hey......dontcha all have head noise?
pAll: *nod*
pSqueak: *slyly* Prove it.
pSuddenly several things fall the sky with loud thuds and clangs and yelps of owieness. Three are Irkens, three are robots. They all stand up and dust themselves off.
pFemale Irken: Zam, you foolish thingy! I told you, blue button BAD! Red button GOOD!*softly yells at a male Irken who's missing half of his left antennae*
papparently Zam: Well sorry, Ele! *crosses arms* I'm currently colorblind thanks to one of your . Besides, Kop's the one who pushed me into the concel!
pOther Irken, apparently Kop: I tripped over YOUR robot!*points to a horribly discolored, two-antennaed Sir unit who atempting to eat his own butt*
pZam: Nuh-uh! Dir made Mir do it!*points to a blue Sir unit with three antennae, making it look like he has a joker hat on*
pKop: Dir would never!
pThe new comers are suddenly in a big ol fight but soon they all have scratch marks across their faces. Squeak's taken charge.
pSqueak: Shut up all of you! Sheesh! Look, we've all got to go doom stuff! Effcow, Riz, II, and Psycho D-boy are all waiting for us over there.*points to a foresty looking place*
pEveryone else: *amazed by trees*Ooooooooo.....
pSqueak: Hey.....who belongs to who anyway? And what's your noise's bio?
pEmma: *stand next to Ele, who's holding her face in pain* This one is mine. Ele. She's a female Irken, sent here to help Riz watch over Zam but has taken on her own self-assigned mission.
pEle: *smiles suddenly* Yup.
pEmma: However, she's a complete moron.
pStephen: *hops(literally) over to Kop and Dir* This is Irken Kop and his quoteendquote Sir unit, Dir. Dir is too an idiot while Kop likes not getting shot in the face. He's not too bright either.
pAdam: *walks over to Zam and Mir who's still trying to eat his own ass and has half-way succeeded.* This is Zam and HIS robot, Mir. Don't mind Mir, he's the dumbest thing since.....uh...something dumb. Zam is an Irken with a dumb mode and a smart one and an inventor. So beware. He's also lost and antennae due to one of his encounters with Riz. He likes her.
Stephen: *points at Zam and chants* Mr. Gosh...Mr. Gosh..
Zam: *glares**pulls out a laser gun*
Stephen: Shutting up.
The third robot, a female purple one with a star on her antennae, who's been sitting there the whole time silent, zooms off into the foresty place. Soon out comes the other part of the group, only dropped on top of everyone else by Cir(the purple robot). Everyone ows and yelps in pain and moans about.....pain. 'Cept for me, snce I'm a little dead at the moment. Wait...but then who's--oh forget it. After a while and untangling, everyone sorted themselves out, re-introduced, and junk like that. Suddenly, another thingy falls from the sky! With a thud! Yay!
Thing-what-landed(with-a-thud): Mooo.....I mean, oww......
Everyone else: Who the.....what the...?(Moo?)
Thing: Oh, is this RG's doomsquad?*gets up and dusts off*
Cir: Yup, it sure is! Like frosting. Mmmm.....
Zam: Really? It is? WHY AREN'T I TOLD THESE THINGS?!
Riz: Yes, it is, and here's RG herself. *holds up.....me.....who is dead with a big Nny-style hole in da head*
II: She's dead. See? Deadness.
Thing: Oh.....um.....ain't that bad?
Everyone: No.(Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.)
Thing: Oh...okay then. By the way, I'm Kami.
Everyone: *like a bored class* Hello Kami.
Zam: *still going on about how he's not told these things* Why...why Zark, why? I should be.....but I'm not...nope, not.....nuh-uh...ope.....no way.....I WANT TO BE TO--
Squeak: *has knocked him in the head with Mir's thrown up ass*
Zam: Thank you. @~O
Squeak: Anytime.
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Oh dear LORD, what have I DONE? How many people can FIT IN ONE DOOMSQUAD? WILL WE EVER MAKE IT TO NICK?! *snaps out of it* I just watched MST3K da Movie and and and and this other thingy bout this evil what turns dreams bad on screenblast. Moo.