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The Doomsquad has gathered itself together and has begun heading off to find Nick studios. They are still lost in a forest and have been for the past...uh.....42 hours. Riz, Zam, Ele, RG(still dead), Emma, and Stephen are all too tired(and/or dead) or just too damn lazy to actually walk, and are riding Effcow who looks like he's in annoying yet agonizing pain. II, Kami, Adam, Pshyco D-boy, Cir, Mir, and Dir walk beside them. Squeak flies above and a little before them.
II: Hey, I've been in doomy things before!
Kami: Well me too. We know where to go and stuff!
II: Yeah!
Stephen: I'm riding a cow! I'm riding a cow! ^-^
Riz: *leaning back, taking up more cow-space and squishing the other riders* Yes will this being RG's doom-turn she gets to direct us. AND in the event of, let's say, her death, I get to take over.
Squeak hovers and everyone else stops. She turns around.
Squeak: What was that, Riz?*ears go back*
Riz: *glares* I'm taking over this doom-mission.
Squeak: MREOW!! *tackles Riz off Effcow* I'm RG's creation too, RIZ! I get to lead! I'm a vampire cat with wings! You're just a.....green alien thingy!
Riz: Grrrrr.....*gets up* Well I'M her alter-ego!
Cir: AND I'M......um.....hehe, I dunno! ^^ *eats frosting out of no where*(yesh...I stole it...it's been in mah head)
Everyone watches the two fight.
II: $30 bucks on the cat.
Kami: You're on.
Squeak: So?! Who cares if your the alter-ego of some dead girl!
Stephen: Really, where?! *looks around frantically*
Riz: SO I get to lead!
Squeak: No, ME!
Riz: ME!
Squeak: ME!
Dir, Mir, Adam, and Kami: NEE!
Riz: ME!
Squeak: ME!
Riz: *runs off screen and returns only in the cockpit of her C3-Catapult 'Mech* MEEEEEE!!
Squeak: *pupils dialate* Okay, it's you.
Riz: Thank you.
Everyone else: *gazes in awe at the Mech*
And the awe gets all over their shoes/hooves!(I stole this one from CryingChild..please forgive me!:( )
Zam: Wow.....that's a BIG robot.
Ele: Mmmyep.
Zam: Hey Riz, can I drive?
Riz: *turns mech to face him* No. *shoots him with a laser*
Zam: Ow........the massive pain......it hurts.......kinda like pain..........*crumples into ashes*
II: Well that thingy should be useful in our doomquest!
Kami: Uh-huh!
Riz: Well duh, that's why I brought it.
Ele: Show us what it can do!
Everyone else: YEAH! (Moo)
Riz: OKAY! *turns mech to face sky* LRMs, PPCs, LASERS, FLAMER!
Out of the 'Mechs 'arms'(Catapults dun really have arm-like arms) shoot several missiles and some lasers, while the 'torso'(they don't really have a torso either..) shoots blue balls of concentrated energy and electricity and out of a nearly invisible hole underneath the cockpit comes a ball of fire.
Everyone else: WOW! (MOOOOOOO!)
Riz: HAH! Impressive, isn't it?
But the gang soon becomes aware of a whistle like sound. They look up to see a large flaming speckley. It crashes behind them. They take a few steps forward.
II: Maybe you shot down a BUM!
Kami: Yeah!
Stephen: Cow...I loves yooooouuu...*is hugging Effcow*
Effcow: Moo? o.0;;
Emma: Let's hope she did. I gotta go be an egg-filled quaffle eater at a lifeguard gathering!
The smoke clears, revealing the remains of what used to be a massive spacecraft.
Voice #1: Oh.....my head....
Everyone else: .....*turn to face each other, then back to the remains*.....AHHHHHHHH!!!
Kami: Hey, wait! *points to two robots and some guy who've come out of the ship*
Servo: Well THAT was one hell of a trip.
Mike: You said it.
Crow: Hey, anyone seen my arm?
Everyone else: *blinks*
Riz: *shoots them*
Ele: *looks up at Riz* What was that for?!
Riz: Dunno.
And so they are off again! Wheeeee!(A/N: Dun worry. Mike and da 'bots be fine after a nice recovery at some place that starts with an 'h'.(hell! XD)
II and Kami: AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Everyone else who's not a cow: What?!
II, Adam, Kami, Stephen, and Mir : *pointing at a TV that came from nowhere(where dat purple dog lives!)*
Riz: Ack, no wonder! Why is it on the Forbidden Channel?!*shoots it*
Adam: Look! 9:30!
Ele: GASP!
Stephen: Grrrr.......um......oh yeah, rrrrrrrrrrrr!
Zam: *oblivous to the whole thing and somehow no long dust* Hehe.....it said Timmy was gunna die at 9:30.
Riz: *glares in direction of Florida* Damn straight.
Ele: I heard them say spleen twice! And they had a piggy!
Squeak: *singing in the shadowy moonlight* Gunna take me a Rocket Geek, take out it's intestines.....Gunna take me a Rug-brained Rat and try to find it's brain......Gunna take me an oddparent and steal their eyeballs all whilst singin' this sooooooooooong!
Riz: *shoots into the sky with all lasers* Let's get'em!!!
And so the angry mob, after a week's worth of aimless hunting and gathering, have finally decided to seek revenge! YAY! Somehow they arrive at the studio within 42 seconds. But this portion of the fic ends now! Which is odd since I've only just now gotten into the true-doomers mood. I shouldn't be wrapping it up now. Oh well. ByEEEEEEEEE. WAIT! Only two-pages? I have more then that in mah! LET'S GO DOOM!
And so with the doomfilled enuthesiam, RG's shot body twitches! YA--oh yeah, she gets up. Now we may yay(or boo, depending on who the*guys in white coats walk in* HELL ARE YOU?!).
Emma: *blinks* Uh.....yeah....I'm going home now. *leaves the doomfic*
Ele: *blink**follows*
Everyone else: *blinks*...................................LET'S KICK BUM BUT!!! YEAH!!
Muttering, frantic voices are heard coming from inside the badly repaired building. They've had to repair after all dat doom, ya know...
Riz: Shhhhh........
The group listens, everyone's ears to a wall..
Voice 1: -And there's bound to be more of them!
Voice 2: More?! But sir, we've made records of all the...*voice quiets* doomers. There can't possibly be anymore! Even if they regrouped!..........Again!
Voice 1: You're right. Let's go burn more IZ episodes.
Back outside...
Kami: Oh those evil.....EVIL......freaks!!!
II: *implodes due to over stimulation of evil-dookey heads*
RG: Whoa, we're already here?! What the hell'd I miss?
Squeak: A lot but no time for that. And this doomsquad isn't very big. I was hoping for a mob.
RG: Well now wait a sec Squeaky, there's you, three fangirls, a homicidal mani--HEY! Where's Nny?!
Zam: You weren't referring to Riz?
Psycho: Gimme more lines.
RG: No. But we never got him back?! JOHNNY IS ESSENTIAL TO DOOMYFULNESS OF THE WICKED AND/OR RANDOM!
Effcow: Moooooooo! MOOMOOMOOMOMOMOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *starts beating up RG*
RG: Awww...I forgot about you. Sure, I'll change ya.
POOF!
The doomsquad silents, looking at Eff.
Eff:......................................meo-! *covers mouth*0.0*(camera close up)slowly removes his hands to see that they are paws**camrea moves back adruptly to view him as a kitty now*
Group: *blink blink*
RG: *looks at hands* I gotta get these things fixed......
Eff:....................*slams paws into ground sobbing*
Riz: *points and snickers*
Kami: Hey, can we doom now?*has been putting II back together with cheap tape and glue*
II: YEAH! *arm and jaw break off* Oops, that was bad, huh?
Kami: *very injured due to falling body parts**shurgs* Eh.
Riz, Kop, and Zam:*having a electrical shock through their antennae* GAAAAAH!
RG, Steven, and Adam: *blink* Okaaaaay....
Riz: Aw shit, I hate that.
Zam: My head.....ACK!*aftershock*
Kop: I'm good now..yeah. Me am.
RG: Since when does that happen to you three?
Zam: *counting off using fingers* When I chew on electrical wires, throw hosehold appliances into a bathtub, annoy Riz to the point of her issuing Doom-Zam plan #9864957467554653246521.2, when Mir e--
Kop: Never really happens unless the ultimate evil is plotting.
Riz: Mmmyep.
Zam: -after fusing myself to a battery, whenever I try to repair a robot--aw, I'm out of fingers.
Riz: *mutters* I could arrange that to be literal...
Zam: *frightened for a good reason* Meep. Don't hurt me...
Riz: Meep? Meep?! What the hell kinda word is that? MEEP?! I HATE THAT WORD!!
Kami: JtHM ref! JtHM ref!
RG: Okay, well if we're gunna doom stuff th--Riz, put the Zam down and your spider legs a-nevermind. We need weapons guys.
Squeak: *shows claws* Gotcha covered.
RG: *puts Squeak on head* Now you do.
Riz: I got all the weapons we need with my Mech and these. *shows bloody spider legs off*
Zam: I have no more limbs...this sucks.....
Dir: No......This do!*puts a giant, Courage The Cowardly Dog-style leech on Zam's head*
II: *grins* I like leeches.
RG: *makes it so Eff can talk*
Eff: Oh my GOD......I'm somehow attracted to SQUEAK.....
Everyone else except Squeak: Meep!
Meanwhile, Squeak: Yeah..*makes a tick tick noise and a sexy-cat tail wave*
Eff: .......................AHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs far away*
RG: Yay, Squeak! Another guy gone!
Squeak: Shut up.
Kami: Hey, lookit everyone!
Everyone: *gathers*
Riz: A conveniently placed open window into Nickelodeon Studios?
II: Aww, that's no fun.
Everyone: *unhappy cuz it's too easy and no guards to kill*
RG: Hey, cheer up peoples! I'm the author, I'll just use my super author po--
Voice far off: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Everyone else: o.0;;
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Geeze, I'd better stop before I lose more members of this squad! o.0;;