Disclaimer: I used the term 'writting' too many times up there. I also had coffee-stuff for the first time. I need more.
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Riz: Let's go!!!! I MUST KILL!!
RG: Riz, we fans *points to the humans from this 3rd dimension* seek doom. Revenge. Revenge opon the souls of Nickelodeon workers, for canceling our love, life, and stuff!!!
Riz: *points* Melodramatic doom.
RG: Thank ye.
Kami: Hey, shouldn't we have the actual IZ cast to help us? It's their vengence as much as it our's.
Kop: Do we gotta?
RG: No, she's right.
Zam: *takes out some nifty device* *gasps* They're.....*haunted eyes and points at the wall of Nick Studios* in THERE.....
All is quiet.
RG: *whisper*Doom.....
Others: *whisper*Doom...
A silent chant begins, progressively getting louder.
Everyone: doom.....doom........doom.....Doom......Doom......DOOM.....DOOM..DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! DOOM! DOOM!*march in through the wall, ignoring the window*
Zam: *takes out a CD player and plays Vootcruiser from wormbaby.com*
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Nickeloden Worker #1: *to Nick worker 2* Do you hear that?
NW2: What?
NW1: Shhhhhh.....
The sound of the music and doom chant gets louder, Irkens and fangirl voices being the most audible.
NW1: That!
A pause between the two. Then they turn to eachother.
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! THE DOOMERS!!!!!
An alarm sounds and the rescue crew of Doomers smile at the choas arising. They chant louder.
Fangirls: DOOM EM ALL TA HEAVEN!!!
Riz: Dontcha mean hell?
Kami: Nope.
Riz: K.
All: DOOOOOOM!! *finsh chant*
They strike some 'we've all gone insane and bloodthirsty' poses. Some random and confused Nick workers and toons see them and run the other way.
RG: Okay, the other fics had everyone spilt up into groups, so let's try that. Irkens and humans work for everyone?
All: *nod*
Squeak: Hey, wait, ya know that's not fair.....*no one heard her and they start walking away* Grrr.....HEY WHERE DO I GO!!
RG: Hmmm, oh yeah...well then lets go into pairs. Me and Squeak..
Squeak: K.
RG: Kami and II.
Kami: Yay!
II: Cupcakes! ^^
RG: Kop and Steven.
Steven: Why not a cow?
Kop: Ugh. Filthy human partner.
RG: And for comedy's sake, Riz and Zam.
Riz: *hisses*
Zam: *gulp*But Riz will doom me rather then the enemy! And what about dat guy? *points to Adam*
Adam: What'd you mean "dat guy"??? YOUR MY ALTER-EGO!!
Zam: So?
Adam: Good point.
Kami: So there's an uneven amount of us..
RG: All right, cancel the pairings.....
Zam: Whew!
By this time, the gang as been surrounded by Nick freaks and the freaks drop a net around us! *sarcasm* AHHH! Oh wow, this is just so frightening. Oh the danger.
Nick freaks: *run around dancing in victory*
Riz: *gets a very distrubing look in her eyes*
Zam: *knows that look all too well*
II: *knows that she wants a cupcake*
Riz: DIE!!*easily breaks out of the net and pounces onto a Nick person*
Everyone else: *follows suit*
The dooming begins, with horrible tortures like ripping out spines and whacking their owners heads off. A camrea looks on the action and from down into the very depths of Nick stuidos, this guy frowns.
This guy: Time to make things 'entertaining'.
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