Note From Author: Ughhhhhh...too early to be writing *yawn*, but I dreamt about this so if I don't write it down I'll probably hate myself later. *whiny voice* But its STILL so EARLY! No fair! But...at least...I'm not sure...THERE MAY BE A PLOT! *gasp*
Disclaimer: OK, I mean, what's the likelihood that Slayers producers go around looking at EVERY single chapter, of EVERY single fanfic in the world? Not very likely, so I don't think I'll-*sirens start to go off* umm...*runs away while saying:* Fine, fine! Keep Slayers! They're not mine, their yours! Ahhhhhh!
She's WHERE?
Lina woke up with a great, big yawn and sat up to stretch. She immediately wished she hadn't.
'OWW...stiff back...HURTS!' Gourry appeared at the door to her tent.
'What'd you say, Lina?' asked Gourry with his usual sleepy-eyed look.
Lina froze. Then Lina blushed. And then finally Lina screamed. 'GET OUTTA MY TENT! HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF DECENY! STUPID JELLYFISH!' She flung out her hands and proceeded to fireball Gourry out of her tent, and up a tree. 'Yeesh, talk about no sense of privacy! Oh well, I'm awake and I'll just make everyone feel as bad as I feel.' Lina walked off whistling towards the tents. She was so busy thinking of evil ways to wake her companions up that she didn't notice the pair of eyes, watching every move she made.
'HEY AMELIA! I'VE DECIDED TO TURN TO THE SIDE OF INJUSTICE AND AM NOW GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!' screamed Lina, into Amelia's tent, waiting to see the reation of everyone's favorite Sailoon princess.
'WHAT?! MS.LINA HOW COULD YOU!' came Amelia's shout. She burst from the tent in her Justice uniform, shouting: 'By the Justice in me I will vanquish the Injustice of-' she was cut off when Lina simply walked past her to Zel's tent.
'Sorry, Ame-chan, but there was no other way to wake you up and make sure you got dressed! But don't worry I'm not going to do it just to you.' Lina leaned right up to Zel's door. 'See?'
Amelia knew she should stop Lina from making Mister Zelgadiss die from shock, but she thought about what she'd rather see...a mad Lina, or a embarassed chimera. 'I'll choose the chimera anyday!' she thought to herself.
'HEY ZEEEEEEL! GUESS WHAT! I FOUND YOUR CURE AND I'M STANDING ON A BIIIIIG ROCK, AND IF I SLIP-' Lina shouted into the tent. She didn't even need to finish, Zelgadiss was already out of bed, buckling on his sword. Amelia saw his face and giggled. He whipped around at her and then saw Lina, sitting next to his tent, winking. 'Sorry, Zelly. Guess I forgot to mention I was just getting you out of bed fast!'said Lina. Zelgadiss just facefaulted. But then, the sound of shouting attracted Zelgadiss' ear. He decided to ignore it for the moment, or at least until he got to see someone shouted out of bed.
But meanwhile...
Xellos and Filia awoke to the sound of a fireball hitting something...but knowing who was casting that fireball, it was more likely hitting someone. Filia yawned and snuggled up against Xellos. Xellos simply down at her and then almost had a heart attack.
'FILIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY TENT! I THOUGHT LAST NIGHT WAS ALL A DREAM, BUT IF YOU'RE HERE THAN IT MEANS IT WASN'T AND ZELAS IS STILL GOING TO KILL ME AND-' he was cut off when Filia's pillow smashed over his head.
'Shut up, Xellos! It's too early to be screaming...so don't do it.' Xellos got a sly smile on his face.
'Is the little dragon-' he froze for a moment, hearing Lina and Amelia shouting.
'I hear it too...what to you think they're shouting about?' asked Filia.
'Probably Lina's in a bad mood...I think Lina is waking everyone up.' answered Xellos. Filia paled noticeably.
'L-l-lina?! Lina's waking everyone up?! NOT GOOD! What are they going to do when they find out I'm not in my tent!' Filia panicked. (A/N: With reason! I mean, imagine Lina finding out that YOU had spent a night in your worst enemy's tent!)
Xellos thought for a moment and then plastered on his genki grin. 'They'll do exactly what we want them to...Listen...' he drew Filia in as they started to plan how to play with the minds of Lina and Co.
As Xellos and Filia came up with a plan to mess up Lina, Lina and the others were in fact headed towards Filia's tent. Zelgadiss saw which one they were headed for and slowed down.
'What gives Zel?' asked Lina, 'Why are you stopping? I thought you WANTED to see someone else get a rude awakening!'
'Well...' Zelgadiss hesitated, 'I just remember the last time I didn't do what Filia wanted me to...' He rubbed his head. 'It hurt.'
Lina stood there and started to laugh. 'Awww...did poor little Zelly get his head hurt? Well, if you're not going it looks like it'll just be me and Amelia, right Amelia? Amelia?' Lina looked around, and then spotted her hiding behind Zelgadiss. 'Amelia? You too?'
'Well, if even Mister Zelgadiss got hurt by Ms.Filia's mace, I don't want to have an encounter with it.' Amelia faltered.
Lina winked. 'Yeaaaah, and the fact that it's Zel staying out here makes no difference? Lina sighed. 'Fine, you're all babies. Oh well, so I do it alone!' Lina walked up to Filia's tent, while Amelia grabbed Zelgadiss' arm.
Zelgadiss looked down at her and asked, 'Umm...Amelia? Would you mind letting my arm have some circulation?'
Amelia dropped said arm very quickly, and sweatdropped. 'Heh heh heh...sorry, 'bout that Mister Zelgadiss.'
'It's OK...or at least I think it is...depends on what you're talking about...its fine that you grabbed my arm, but my arm is not OK'
Amelia just looked confused. 'You know what Mister Zelgadiss?'
'What?' asked Zel.
Amelia looked up at Zelgadiss and said, with a tiny smile, 'I think, for a split second, I felt like Mister Gourry.' (A/N: Awww...AMELIA! That wasn't very nice *giggle*, if true!)
And Zelgadiss gave Amelia one of those uncommon genuine smiles.
'HEY! You two lovebirds! Cut it out!' shouted Lina, making Amelia and Zelgadiss blush. 'Aren't you gonna watch me wake Filia up?'
'Sure Ms.Lina! Go for it!' called Amelia.
Lina leaned towards the door and shouted, 'FILIA! XELLOS JUST ADMITTED HE TOOK ALL YOUR GARTERS AND THEY'RE HANGING IN THE TREES IN THE FOREST!' (A/N: Don't ask me where this forest came from, because it just appeared! So don't be mean to the forest!)
There was no answer.
Lina fell over. 'What? How could she not wake up?' She looked in the tent and, 'OH GODS! GUYS WE LOST FILIA!'
Gourry, who seemed to have gotten out of the tree by now, said,' She's gone? I though she was in Xellos' tent!'
Lina whipped around. 'IN Xellos' tent! XELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!'
'Don't bother,' said...Filia? Coming out of Xellos' tent?
'It's not really worth it', said Xellos emerging from the tent as well.
Gourry caught Lina just before she hit the ground.
'Oopsy,' said Xellos, with his genki grin, 'She fainted!'
'Any fool could see that!' replied Zelgadiss.
'Guys,' interrupted Gourry,' Why isn't Lina moving?'
Xellos and Zelgadiss facefaulted.
'Well...almost any fool' said Amelia. 'Oh well...Mister Zelgadiss would you please get some water?'
'Uh, sure.' Said Zelgadiss and off he went to the small creek near by the campsite.
As he returned, he heard a scream come from the campsite. It had sounded like Filia. 'Damn it all! What was Filia doing in Xellos' tent? This makes no sense at all...' said Zelgadiss to himself. Just then a purple blur sped past him, and then stopped and turned around.
'Actually it does, you just need to know the details!' said Xellos.
'WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?' shouted Zelgadiss.
'Obviously running away from Filia,' said Xellos, before he sped off back towards the campsite.
Zelgadiss just stood there in stunned shock.
Soon Filia came racing up towards him, mace in hand. This brought Zelgadiss back to life. He was slowly backing away from her when she said, 'WHERE'S XELLOS!'
'What did he do this time?' asked Zelgadiss, 'No, wait, nevermind, I don't want to know. But to answer your question, he's back at the campsite by now.'
'GAH...THAT LITTLE-' but she was interuppted by the sight of Xellos a few steps away.
'Now, now Fi-chan, just forgive me and everything will be all right.'
To his amazement, Zelgadiss saw Filia put her mace back and go hug Xellos, but then it became a hug-turned-headlock, and Filia was beating Xellos on the head with her mace.
'THAT'S FOR TEASING ME, AND THAT'S FOR LOOKING UP MY SKIRT, AND THAT'S FOR TRYING TO KISS ME IN PUBLIC, AND THAT'S...' Zelgadiss just walked away, he had an idea this would be going on for a while. But by the time he got back to the campsite it looked as though Xellos had teleported back, but forgotten that Filia was still in contact with him.
'AND THAT'S FOR THE TIME YOU ATE MY FOOD, AND THAT'S FOR THE TIME YOU...' It was still going on.
But Lina chose this moment to wake up. 'WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HIS TENT, FILIA!'
Filia stopped hitting Xellos. 'Pardon?'
Lina walked over to Filia and whacked her on the back of the head. 'What...were...you...doing...in...Xellos'...tent?'
'Oh! Sleeping' said Filia happily.
Lina facefaulted. 'WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING IN HIS TENT AND NOT YOUR OWN!'
'Ohhhhhhh. I was lonely.'
Lina had been in the process of getting up. She hit the ground again.
'And you chose Xellos for company...'she asked weakly.
'Uh huh!' nodded Filia.
'Why not anybody else?!' said Lina getting up, as well as getting mad.
'Because I love him.' said Filia.
And for the third time that morning Lina bit the dust. But this time she was not alone. Everybody (except Gourry, but is that really all surprising?), besides Filia and Xellos, hit the ground.
'LOVE?!' shouted everybody.
'Uh huh!' They both said.
And everybody fainted. Well...everyone except Filia and Xellos (Gourry went along because he figured he better do what Lina was doing)...and the stranger who muttered, 'Well, well, well Lina Inverse, looks as though my plan might be quicker than I thought.' And the person in the bushes sat there, quietly laughing like a maniac.
Author's Notes: So, so, so? You like? Whose dat in the bushes?! Will we ever know?! The next chapter...in the bush...a strange, and yet familiar face!
Thanks to all who reviewed *gives out wolf plushies, dragon plushies, and jellyfish plushies*
Digi-riven, sorry it was so scrunched, I'm trying to fix that, though.
I hope you're enjoying, and I'd love to have some feed back, so go ahead, review it! You know you want to! Oh well, till the next chapter, see ya! Gotta go sleep more *falls asleep at keyboard* ZzzzzZzzzzzZzzz...tea...ZzzzzZzzzzz
~Dragon Demon~
Disclaimer: OK, I mean, what's the likelihood that Slayers producers go around looking at EVERY single chapter, of EVERY single fanfic in the world? Not very likely, so I don't think I'll-*sirens start to go off* umm...*runs away while saying:* Fine, fine! Keep Slayers! They're not mine, their yours! Ahhhhhh!
She's WHERE?
Lina woke up with a great, big yawn and sat up to stretch. She immediately wished she hadn't.
'OWW...stiff back...HURTS!' Gourry appeared at the door to her tent.
'What'd you say, Lina?' asked Gourry with his usual sleepy-eyed look.
Lina froze. Then Lina blushed. And then finally Lina screamed. 'GET OUTTA MY TENT! HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF DECENY! STUPID JELLYFISH!' She flung out her hands and proceeded to fireball Gourry out of her tent, and up a tree. 'Yeesh, talk about no sense of privacy! Oh well, I'm awake and I'll just make everyone feel as bad as I feel.' Lina walked off whistling towards the tents. She was so busy thinking of evil ways to wake her companions up that she didn't notice the pair of eyes, watching every move she made.
'HEY AMELIA! I'VE DECIDED TO TURN TO THE SIDE OF INJUSTICE AND AM NOW GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!' screamed Lina, into Amelia's tent, waiting to see the reation of everyone's favorite Sailoon princess.
'WHAT?! MS.LINA HOW COULD YOU!' came Amelia's shout. She burst from the tent in her Justice uniform, shouting: 'By the Justice in me I will vanquish the Injustice of-' she was cut off when Lina simply walked past her to Zel's tent.
'Sorry, Ame-chan, but there was no other way to wake you up and make sure you got dressed! But don't worry I'm not going to do it just to you.' Lina leaned right up to Zel's door. 'See?'
Amelia knew she should stop Lina from making Mister Zelgadiss die from shock, but she thought about what she'd rather see...a mad Lina, or a embarassed chimera. 'I'll choose the chimera anyday!' she thought to herself.
'HEY ZEEEEEEL! GUESS WHAT! I FOUND YOUR CURE AND I'M STANDING ON A BIIIIIG ROCK, AND IF I SLIP-' Lina shouted into the tent. She didn't even need to finish, Zelgadiss was already out of bed, buckling on his sword. Amelia saw his face and giggled. He whipped around at her and then saw Lina, sitting next to his tent, winking. 'Sorry, Zelly. Guess I forgot to mention I was just getting you out of bed fast!'said Lina. Zelgadiss just facefaulted. But then, the sound of shouting attracted Zelgadiss' ear. He decided to ignore it for the moment, or at least until he got to see someone shouted out of bed.
But meanwhile...
Xellos and Filia awoke to the sound of a fireball hitting something...but knowing who was casting that fireball, it was more likely hitting someone. Filia yawned and snuggled up against Xellos. Xellos simply down at her and then almost had a heart attack.
'FILIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY TENT! I THOUGHT LAST NIGHT WAS ALL A DREAM, BUT IF YOU'RE HERE THAN IT MEANS IT WASN'T AND ZELAS IS STILL GOING TO KILL ME AND-' he was cut off when Filia's pillow smashed over his head.
'Shut up, Xellos! It's too early to be screaming...so don't do it.' Xellos got a sly smile on his face.
'Is the little dragon-' he froze for a moment, hearing Lina and Amelia shouting.
'I hear it too...what to you think they're shouting about?' asked Filia.
'Probably Lina's in a bad mood...I think Lina is waking everyone up.' answered Xellos. Filia paled noticeably.
'L-l-lina?! Lina's waking everyone up?! NOT GOOD! What are they going to do when they find out I'm not in my tent!' Filia panicked. (A/N: With reason! I mean, imagine Lina finding out that YOU had spent a night in your worst enemy's tent!)
Xellos thought for a moment and then plastered on his genki grin. 'They'll do exactly what we want them to...Listen...' he drew Filia in as they started to plan how to play with the minds of Lina and Co.
As Xellos and Filia came up with a plan to mess up Lina, Lina and the others were in fact headed towards Filia's tent. Zelgadiss saw which one they were headed for and slowed down.
'What gives Zel?' asked Lina, 'Why are you stopping? I thought you WANTED to see someone else get a rude awakening!'
'Well...' Zelgadiss hesitated, 'I just remember the last time I didn't do what Filia wanted me to...' He rubbed his head. 'It hurt.'
Lina stood there and started to laugh. 'Awww...did poor little Zelly get his head hurt? Well, if you're not going it looks like it'll just be me and Amelia, right Amelia? Amelia?' Lina looked around, and then spotted her hiding behind Zelgadiss. 'Amelia? You too?'
'Well, if even Mister Zelgadiss got hurt by Ms.Filia's mace, I don't want to have an encounter with it.' Amelia faltered.
Lina winked. 'Yeaaaah, and the fact that it's Zel staying out here makes no difference? Lina sighed. 'Fine, you're all babies. Oh well, so I do it alone!' Lina walked up to Filia's tent, while Amelia grabbed Zelgadiss' arm.
Zelgadiss looked down at her and asked, 'Umm...Amelia? Would you mind letting my arm have some circulation?'
Amelia dropped said arm very quickly, and sweatdropped. 'Heh heh heh...sorry, 'bout that Mister Zelgadiss.'
'It's OK...or at least I think it is...depends on what you're talking about...its fine that you grabbed my arm, but my arm is not OK'
Amelia just looked confused. 'You know what Mister Zelgadiss?'
'What?' asked Zel.
Amelia looked up at Zelgadiss and said, with a tiny smile, 'I think, for a split second, I felt like Mister Gourry.' (A/N: Awww...AMELIA! That wasn't very nice *giggle*, if true!)
And Zelgadiss gave Amelia one of those uncommon genuine smiles.
'HEY! You two lovebirds! Cut it out!' shouted Lina, making Amelia and Zelgadiss blush. 'Aren't you gonna watch me wake Filia up?'
'Sure Ms.Lina! Go for it!' called Amelia.
Lina leaned towards the door and shouted, 'FILIA! XELLOS JUST ADMITTED HE TOOK ALL YOUR GARTERS AND THEY'RE HANGING IN THE TREES IN THE FOREST!' (A/N: Don't ask me where this forest came from, because it just appeared! So don't be mean to the forest!)
There was no answer.
Lina fell over. 'What? How could she not wake up?' She looked in the tent and, 'OH GODS! GUYS WE LOST FILIA!'
Gourry, who seemed to have gotten out of the tree by now, said,' She's gone? I though she was in Xellos' tent!'
Lina whipped around. 'IN Xellos' tent! XELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!'
'Don't bother,' said...Filia? Coming out of Xellos' tent?
'It's not really worth it', said Xellos emerging from the tent as well.
Gourry caught Lina just before she hit the ground.
'Oopsy,' said Xellos, with his genki grin, 'She fainted!'
'Any fool could see that!' replied Zelgadiss.
'Guys,' interrupted Gourry,' Why isn't Lina moving?'
Xellos and Zelgadiss facefaulted.
'Well...almost any fool' said Amelia. 'Oh well...Mister Zelgadiss would you please get some water?'
'Uh, sure.' Said Zelgadiss and off he went to the small creek near by the campsite.
As he returned, he heard a scream come from the campsite. It had sounded like Filia. 'Damn it all! What was Filia doing in Xellos' tent? This makes no sense at all...' said Zelgadiss to himself. Just then a purple blur sped past him, and then stopped and turned around.
'Actually it does, you just need to know the details!' said Xellos.
'WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?' shouted Zelgadiss.
'Obviously running away from Filia,' said Xellos, before he sped off back towards the campsite.
Zelgadiss just stood there in stunned shock.
Soon Filia came racing up towards him, mace in hand. This brought Zelgadiss back to life. He was slowly backing away from her when she said, 'WHERE'S XELLOS!'
'What did he do this time?' asked Zelgadiss, 'No, wait, nevermind, I don't want to know. But to answer your question, he's back at the campsite by now.'
'GAH...THAT LITTLE-' but she was interuppted by the sight of Xellos a few steps away.
'Now, now Fi-chan, just forgive me and everything will be all right.'
To his amazement, Zelgadiss saw Filia put her mace back and go hug Xellos, but then it became a hug-turned-headlock, and Filia was beating Xellos on the head with her mace.
'THAT'S FOR TEASING ME, AND THAT'S FOR LOOKING UP MY SKIRT, AND THAT'S FOR TRYING TO KISS ME IN PUBLIC, AND THAT'S...' Zelgadiss just walked away, he had an idea this would be going on for a while. But by the time he got back to the campsite it looked as though Xellos had teleported back, but forgotten that Filia was still in contact with him.
'AND THAT'S FOR THE TIME YOU ATE MY FOOD, AND THAT'S FOR THE TIME YOU...' It was still going on.
But Lina chose this moment to wake up. 'WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN HIS TENT, FILIA!'
Filia stopped hitting Xellos. 'Pardon?'
Lina walked over to Filia and whacked her on the back of the head. 'What...were...you...doing...in...Xellos'...tent?'
'Oh! Sleeping' said Filia happily.
Lina facefaulted. 'WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING IN HIS TENT AND NOT YOUR OWN!'
'Ohhhhhhh. I was lonely.'
Lina had been in the process of getting up. She hit the ground again.
'And you chose Xellos for company...'she asked weakly.
'Uh huh!' nodded Filia.
'Why not anybody else?!' said Lina getting up, as well as getting mad.
'Because I love him.' said Filia.
And for the third time that morning Lina bit the dust. But this time she was not alone. Everybody (except Gourry, but is that really all surprising?), besides Filia and Xellos, hit the ground.
'LOVE?!' shouted everybody.
'Uh huh!' They both said.
And everybody fainted. Well...everyone except Filia and Xellos (Gourry went along because he figured he better do what Lina was doing)...and the stranger who muttered, 'Well, well, well Lina Inverse, looks as though my plan might be quicker than I thought.' And the person in the bushes sat there, quietly laughing like a maniac.
Author's Notes: So, so, so? You like? Whose dat in the bushes?! Will we ever know?! The next chapter...in the bush...a strange, and yet familiar face!
Thanks to all who reviewed *gives out wolf plushies, dragon plushies, and jellyfish plushies*
Digi-riven, sorry it was so scrunched, I'm trying to fix that, though.
I hope you're enjoying, and I'd love to have some feed back, so go ahead, review it! You know you want to! Oh well, till the next chapter, see ya! Gotta go sleep more *falls asleep at keyboard* ZzzzzZzzzzzZzzz...tea...ZzzzzZzzzzz
~Dragon Demon~