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DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hamtaro or Zoids
Ham-Ham Words in this Chapter: Khrrm-khrrm: (pronounced Crumb-crumb) the sound of hamsters eating

Zoidtaro!

Chapter Two: Trouble with Liger



"Kushi-kushi…What a day!"
"Yeah, really."
Bit and Leena were resting under a chair where Harry couldn't see them. After they were chased, they couldn't keep going without a good stop. Bit rubbed his belly.
"I'm starving…"
"Shut up…You'll make me even hungrier," snapped Leena. Bit sighed.
"How are we supposed to get food? We need someone else to get us food…"
"…I know…argh. Why are we hamsters anyway? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS??!!"
"Quiet! Someone's coming! It could be Harry!" Bit scolded. The two rodents fell silent as they both heard two sets of footsteps nearing them.
"I haven't seen Bit nor Leena all morning…Kinda weird. They weren't even at breakfast."
"Hey! That's Brad! Brad can help us!" exclaimed Bit. Leena looked confused.
"But who is he talking to?"
"I dunno where Bit is, but I bet Leena's out getting some lessons in target practice. She certainly needs it."
As the two humans laughed, Leena's furry face grew red with anger.
"Naomi…"
"Now Leena," Bit tried his best to calm her down, "I'm sure Naomi was just making a bad joke and she really doesn't--"
"I bet Bit is reading a book on how to keep his ego below the millions," said Brad, finishing Naomi's "joke." Bit narrowed his big black eyes.
"All right now that was just plain dirt! Let's teach 'em a lesson!"
"Oopaa!" the hams said in unison and they climbed up the chair. They saw Brad and Naomi sitting on the couch so they headed over. They hid on the back of the couch, on top of the cushions until Bit made his move.
"That Brad…he's a bit slow in combat…"
Brad heard it, but didn't know where the voice was coming from.
"And Naomi," chuckled Leena, "where do I begin? She has so many flaws in battle I lost count!"
"Who's sayin' that?" asked Naomi.
"Your inner voices…It's not right to talk about people behind they're backs…" said Bit.
"You might make them sneeze…" added Leena ((that's a superstition in Japan: if you sneeze, someone might be talking about you behind your back)).
"How come we can both hear you?" asked Brad.
"Because we're special, and you suck!" yelled Leena.
Naomi got up.
"That sounded like Leena. Where are you guys?"
"On the couch stupid!" Leena shouted. Brad and Naomi looked at each other, and then looked to where they saw two small hamsters. In unison, both of the hamsters greeted, "Hiya!"
Naomi was freaked and Brad looked very surprised. Brad picked up the brown hamster, or Leena, and looked at her.
"Who…?"
"I'm Leena."
Brad stared a bit longer before cracking a smile and bursting into laughter.
"You're a hamster!!"
"Very observant!" yelled Leena. Naomi started laughing too and sat back down on the couch, looking at Bit.
"And you're Bit?"
The hamster nodded and said, "We're hungry because Harry kept chasing us. Could you feed us?"
"What do hamsters eat?" asked Brad.
"Well…I used to have a hamster when I was little…They eat nuts, seeds, and lettuce. More stuff, but I can't really remember right now," answered Leena, putting her paw to her mouth.
"Well, we have lettuce, but we're probably going to have to buy you some real hamster food if you two are gonna be like that a while…" said Brad.
"I hope not! What are we gonna do about battles?" asked Leena sadly. Bit seemed to jump out of his coat.
"THE LIGER!" he yelled as he jumped down from the couch and ran off. Leena sighed.
"What an idiot…Kushi-kushi…"

"Chik-ah-chik-ah-chik-ah!" exclaimed Bit as he ran and ran and ran. He eventually made it to the hangar where he scampered to his Zoid. He face faltered; he had never realized how big the Liger was before this.
"H-H-hey Liger!" he yelled. The Ultimate X bent down to see the rodent better. It roared and Bit flew backwards.
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaah! Watch it partner!"
The Liger seemed to laugh a bit, as strange as it may be to hear the mighty Zoid chuckle. Bit glared.
"What are you laughing at?"
The Liger growled and then roared softly. Bit's big eyes widened, blinked about three times, and then were narrowed again.
"You WHAT?"

"This lettuce tastes really good!" exclaimed Leena, "Khrrm-khrrm"-ing. Naomi looked at the hamster and smiled.
"I like you this way."
"Huh? Why?"
"You don't have any power over me!"
"Pah! You should talk to Harry about that! Bit and I did a number on him!"
Speaking of Bit, the small hamster ran in and then climbed up the stool and onto the table. He was gasping for air.
"L-Liger did this!" he huffed. Leena blinked and with her nose she pushed the lettuce closer to Bit.
"Have some lettuce and--WHAT? Whattaya mean?"
"He said something about the Organoid system isn't the only power he has…He also has the power to--"
"TURN PEOPLE INTO HAMSTERS?" yelled Leena.
"In our case, yes, but he has the power to alter people's shapes," Bit answered calmly.
"Then why did he do it?" asked Brad.
"He's not telling; he says it's a secret," replied the Liger's pilot.
"Why hasn't he ever done this before?" asked Naomi, and then Leena added, "Yeah! My father had never found anything like that."
Bit shrugged.
"I don't understand it either but oh well. He says it'll wear off soon enough."
"'Soon' in his terms might mean days! Weeks! Months! Y-Y-Years…" Leena gasped. She then toppled over and fainted.
"Uh-oh…" breathed Brad and Naomi. Bit looked at the lettuce.
"Is she gonna finish that or can I eat it?"
Brad and Naomi fell over, suffering of large sweat drops.

"So you're saying that the Liger Zero had another power that neither Doc nor I ever found?" asked Jamie. Bit nodded. They were all in the Tactics Room, even Harry, who was waving a fan onto Leena; she was still out cold.
"This is very weird. Why hamsters of all things?" asked Steve.
"Because he feels like being a nuisance. I would have a talk with him but…" Bit looked down. "I'm so small I'm scared of him."
"Scared of your own Zoid…that's a little sad," said Naomi.
"What's sad is that Bit and I are HAMSTERS!" yelled Leena, jumping up suddenly.
"Leena!"
"Harry, shut up!"
"We should go and buy some hamster chow for them," suggested Brad. Bit and Leena sighed.
"I hope we like it…"
"You don't have much of a choice guys! I'll get a cage for you as well! Ooh! A nice little wheel too! And tunnels to climb through and--"
Bit and Leena were staring angrily at Steve.
"That's not at all funny Doc…"



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