by SakuraBubbles
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Hiya people!!
DISCLAIMER: For my disclaimer, please press 1. To get on with the fic, ignore this.
Ham-Ham Words in This Chapter: Shmubby-wubby= A sound of effection between hamsters
Zoidtaro!!
Chapter Four: The Trouble's Just Beginning!
Harry stood above the cage of the hamsters, watching Leena with joy and Bit with anger.
"How dare he sleep so close to her…Why couldn't I be a hamster? I'd be a little smart hamster ((with a blue book, thus Maxwell!!)) and I'd get Leena to love me in a second!" he remarked, glaring at the hamster named Bit.
"Harry," moaned a familiar feminine voice, "Shut up!"
"Leena?" asked Harry, looking as the small creature yawned and waddled out of the house.
"No, Naomi. Of course its me you idiot!" exclaimed Leena. "Now quiet the hell down. What time is it?"
"Nine in the morning."
"How long have you been there?"
"An hour."
"Harry?"
"Yes darling?"
"You have no life."
"Khrrm-khrrm…"
Bit had no idea where Leena was, but that didn't mean his stomach didn't growl beyond belief. He continued to chew away at the food until the worry of where Leena was chewed at him.
"I bet she's been turned back into a human….unlike me…"
He pondered more.
"Nah, she's prolly ((probably)) with Harry. Khrrm-khrrm…"
Bit blinked. "HARRY?!" He dropped his sunflower seed and ran to the window of the cage, smacking into it. "Ow, ow, ow!" He rubbed his nose, "Kushi-kushi," and then tried to claw his way out.
"Lemme outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere!!!!!!!!!!"
"Khrrm-khrrm…I'm surprised Bit hasn't woken up yet. I'd be sure he'd be the first to get to the sunflower seeds…"
Doc looked at his daughter for a moment.
"Well, maybe he's overwhelmed by the whole situation."
"Or maybe I was worried that Liger had turned Leena back and not me!" yelled Bit. Brad held the angry hamster in his hand.
"He was screaming at the top of his lungs. He had shoved a bunch of the stuff together to try to climb out, but his legs got caught back in the wheel so he was close to falling out and breaking his little legs," explained Brad with a smirk. Bit glared.
"If I wasn't a hamster I'd break your legs!"
Leena laughed at that.
"I never thought I would hear that from anyone."
Jamie finished gulping down his milk and then looked at Leena.
"Have you decided what you're going to do about Zoid battles?" he asked. Both hamsters shook their heads.
"I know," started Naomi, "why don't you just use the little Zoid models that Doc is so fond of?"
"In battle?!" exclaimed the pair of hamsters. The humans all laughed, except for Harry, who just didn't get it.
"What? What's the problem? Why don't you?"
"Must I say it twice in one chapter?! ((:-D)) Harry, shut up!!" yelled Leena. The others sighed.
"Ticky-ticky…ticky-ticky…ticky-ticky…ticky-ticky…" Leena paced around the cage. She stopped and looked to Bit, who was stuffing his face. "How can you eat at a time like this? We should be trying to figure out why the Liger turned us into hamsters!"
"He's probably mad at me. Give it some time," said Bit, then he continued stuffing his face, literally. Hamsters have large cheeks so they can store food in them ((a fun fact by SB!)). Leena ran over and kicked him, causing him to spit out the seed he just tried to store.
"Well that's fine and dandy, but why did he punish ME too?! Does he want me to be less of a threat to Harry?!" she roared. Bit recovered the seed and threw it at her.
"Maybe Liger just doesn't like you!" he shot back. Leena shoved her nose up to his.
"Oh yeah?"
Bit shoved against her as well.
"YEAH!"
They continued to bark at each other until two hands grabbed them, Leena in one hand, Bit in the other.
"All right you two, hush up. We're going to one of Naomi's battles today. I hear the younger sister of the leader of the team has a hamster, so I figured we could take you two to have some fun," said Doc, who held Leena. Harry held Bit.
"Doc, can we switch hamsters?" Harry asked.
"NO!" yelled Leena.
Bit and Leena found themselves in a different cage. It had been thirty long minutes in the car with Brad, Naomi, Doc, and Harry. And now the two hamsters, after waiting about five or ten minutes, were taken to the little girl's room with the hamster cage inside it. The girl, Julie, plopped them inside.
"Now place nice! I'm gonna go watch the battle!" exclaimed the girl, running out of the room. Bit and Leena turned around to see an all-white hamster walk over to them, murmuring, "Ticky-ticky…ticky-ticky…" Of course, even if hamsters couldn't speak like Leena and Bit could, they still spoke their language. No humans can hear the faint sound, however.
"She's looking right at me…" groaned Bit.
"I wonder if someone has a crush…" Leena mused with a Ham-Ham smirk. Bit glared.
"That's not funny!"
The white hamster walked right up to Bit and rubbed her cheek against his cheek.
"Shmubby-wubby…" she sighed dreamily. Bit froze and Leena burst out laughing.
"I was right! The hamster likes you! Haaaahhahahahahaha!" she laughed, falling over. The white hamster glared at her and walked over. She chomped her teeth at her.
"A fight? Bring it on!" Leena exclaimed. Bit blinked.
"I'll need some sunflower seeds for this fight…this'll be better than a Zoid battle!"
Heh heh heh…Next chappie'll come soon! ::bows and runs away::
*~~*SakuraBubbles*~~*