'You have an elevator in the wilderness?' I pondered to myself before realising how stupid something strange like that sounded when I'd just fallen through a dimensional portal underneath my bed. Pretty much anything was going today. Glaring as nastily as I could at the guy with the stick I flounced into the elevator and only just stopped myself from pushing the down button before my stalker could get in. The familiar cheesy notes of elevator music drifted to my ears as I groaned loudly and rolled my eyes...in every reality, someone has the misjudgement to play that rubbish. Movement in the corner of my eye caught my attention...i turned to see what was going on and was met with the most disturbing scene of my young life..was the wizard guy..dancing? Indeed he was; shaking his hips in time with the rhythm. O dear lord what had I gotten myself into this time..that's what I get for cleaning my room.