Access Saga- Part 2.0000000000000000000000000000001
We Get Signal!
(Damn school computer! It didn't include the page breaks I had typed in! BTW: I apologize for the general oddness of this chapter. I wrote this in something like 10 to 15 minutes, right before I took the final exam to my English class. Anyway, Enjoy)
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A deal was finally worked out between the actors.
Sakura would have her days...and nights with Ryu, Cammy would be allowed to beat the crap snot out of Bison at least once every day, and Iori would have his Ferrari Testarossa, his condo in Miami, and his 1 million dollars (he cursed himself for not asking for more.) This deal was worked out because they really needed to something about Iori's slight disagreement the general production.
It started like this.
"I'm playing IlPalazzo?" Iori asked Sakura one day.
"Yeap!" Chirped Sakura with her usual exuberance.
Her cheerfulness was totally lost on the depressive angry red headed Japanese man.
"This is IlPalazzo from Excel Saga, right?" Asked Iori of his co-star.
"That's right. Is there a problem with that Iori-kun?" Said Cammy, emphasizing the 'kun', as she walked into the room.
Iori replied by glaring at her with evil stare #245, which meant 'dammit woman, I'm gonna tear your throat out!' Which was usually confused with evil stare #199, which meant 'dammit you insect, I'm gonna tear you're throat out!'
"IlPalazzo right? He's the white haired bishounen boss of Excel and Hyatt, right?"
"Wow, you sure know you're Excel Saga, don't you Iori!"
Iori stared at Sakura. "I take it you're playing Excel?"
Sakura gave him a thumbs up, "That's right! I Sakura Kasugano, will try my hardest to mimic the main character of Excel Saga, Excel! Although, I'm not sure if I'm cheerful enough to do the role right, but that's not to say I'm depressed at all! It'snotlikeI'm takingProzac, which is an eeeevil eeevil drug that makes you too happy, like youtookoomuchmarijuanaandyouwanttojumpinfrontofacar!"
Cammy and Iori stared at Sakura as she tried to catch her breath after her long tirade.
Iori then looked to Cammy, who grinned nervously and shrugged.
Iori then stared at Sakura again. Then he turned on his heel and threw out the script he was holding. "I quit."
"Cannon Drill!"
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Later on, after tying Iori to a chair, they worked out a deal where he would get everything that he asked for, as long as he played along. He was actually quite surprised they played along with him, but hey.he had no complaints as long as he was getting his cherry red Ferrari.
Then it hit him.
"Hey, how are you gonna afford a Ferrari?"
Sakura looked at Cammy.
Cammy looked at Sakura.
"Well, our producer should be able to pay for all that. I heard he's rich." Said Sakura to Cammy.
Cammy gave her a confused look, "Hey, I've been meaning to ask you that. Who in the hell is producing this anyway?"
Sakura blinked, then smiled brightly, "Oh you don't know? I thought I told you before!"
Cammy shook her head.
Iori suddenly had a very bad feeling about this.
"Well its..."
Suddenly a large man walked into the room. A large man in an expensive red suit, who had a mustache better fitted for a character in Miami Vice than a fighting character.
"Hello my friends!" Bellowed Rugal Bernstein.
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After pulling Iori off Rugal, they told their producer about the deal they worked out with Iori. Rugal wasn't very happy about it, but he didn't dare say anything in front of the drooling slathering growling Iori. Watching the two, Sakura and Cammy realized how good a bargaining chip Iori was, and they used him to make their own deals.
"I want to beat the crap out of Bison every day!" Screamed Cammy.
Rugal shook his head. "You can't do that! I'm working out a major arms deal with him right now!"
"Oh Iori!" She cooed.
"Growwr, snarl, Grr!!!"
"OK OK, you can beat the crap out of Bison as much as your want!" Whined Rugal as he backed away fearfully."
And thus the current contracts were made.
Iori looked at his two compatriots.
"Do we really have to do this?" He asked.
"Yeah!" Exclaimed Sakura.
Cammy turned aside to him and whispered, "C'mon just play along with this for a while. I get the beat the crap out of Bison as much as I want out of this. And with you around, we can make more deals right."
Iori grinned slyly at her, "You're an evil woman, Cammy White."
She shrugged indifferently, "Well I am partially a clone of M.Bison y'know."
He stared at her a bit longer, looking her up and down. Then he turned his head away and made face.
"Dammit!"
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Current Cast:
Sakura Kasugano- Excel (Sakura: Wai!)
Cammy White- Hyatt (Cammy: ...why?)
Iori Yagami- Ilpalazzo (Iori: #^&@^#&!^#)
Rugal Bernstein- Koshi Rikudo (Rugal: Gawdammit why in blazes am I the frickin manga-ka! You're writing this Edward, so you should be Koshi! I'm producing this frickin thing, apparently, so I should be able to give myself a bigger part! Like Nabeshin or something!)
(Leftwing Extremist Edward appears. He (she?) appears as Radical Edward from the Cowboy BeBop series. Except...er...it wears Camouflage print military pants, sneakers, and a painfully bright red Hawaiian shirt. It still sports the goggles, red afro, and dark skin though.)
(Edward: Oh quit yer bitchin. I refuse to make myself a self insert character, so you're gonna take my place. OK?)
(Rugal: You bastard! *pause*...Waitaminnit...I was named producer, right? Heh heh. BWAHAHAHAHA!!)
(Edward: Oh god...)
---[tbc?]---
We Get Signal!
(Damn school computer! It didn't include the page breaks I had typed in! BTW: I apologize for the general oddness of this chapter. I wrote this in something like 10 to 15 minutes, right before I took the final exam to my English class. Anyway, Enjoy)
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A deal was finally worked out between the actors.
Sakura would have her days...and nights with Ryu, Cammy would be allowed to beat the crap snot out of Bison at least once every day, and Iori would have his Ferrari Testarossa, his condo in Miami, and his 1 million dollars (he cursed himself for not asking for more.) This deal was worked out because they really needed to something about Iori's slight disagreement the general production.
It started like this.
"I'm playing IlPalazzo?" Iori asked Sakura one day.
"Yeap!" Chirped Sakura with her usual exuberance.
Her cheerfulness was totally lost on the depressive angry red headed Japanese man.
"This is IlPalazzo from Excel Saga, right?" Asked Iori of his co-star.
"That's right. Is there a problem with that Iori-kun?" Said Cammy, emphasizing the 'kun', as she walked into the room.
Iori replied by glaring at her with evil stare #245, which meant 'dammit woman, I'm gonna tear your throat out!' Which was usually confused with evil stare #199, which meant 'dammit you insect, I'm gonna tear you're throat out!'
"IlPalazzo right? He's the white haired bishounen boss of Excel and Hyatt, right?"
"Wow, you sure know you're Excel Saga, don't you Iori!"
Iori stared at Sakura. "I take it you're playing Excel?"
Sakura gave him a thumbs up, "That's right! I Sakura Kasugano, will try my hardest to mimic the main character of Excel Saga, Excel! Although, I'm not sure if I'm cheerful enough to do the role right, but that's not to say I'm depressed at all! It'snotlikeI'm takingProzac, which is an eeeevil eeevil drug that makes you too happy, like youtookoomuchmarijuanaandyouwanttojumpinfrontofacar!"
Cammy and Iori stared at Sakura as she tried to catch her breath after her long tirade.
Iori then looked to Cammy, who grinned nervously and shrugged.
Iori then stared at Sakura again. Then he turned on his heel and threw out the script he was holding. "I quit."
"Cannon Drill!"
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Later on, after tying Iori to a chair, they worked out a deal where he would get everything that he asked for, as long as he played along. He was actually quite surprised they played along with him, but hey.he had no complaints as long as he was getting his cherry red Ferrari.
Then it hit him.
"Hey, how are you gonna afford a Ferrari?"
Sakura looked at Cammy.
Cammy looked at Sakura.
"Well, our producer should be able to pay for all that. I heard he's rich." Said Sakura to Cammy.
Cammy gave her a confused look, "Hey, I've been meaning to ask you that. Who in the hell is producing this anyway?"
Sakura blinked, then smiled brightly, "Oh you don't know? I thought I told you before!"
Cammy shook her head.
Iori suddenly had a very bad feeling about this.
"Well its..."
Suddenly a large man walked into the room. A large man in an expensive red suit, who had a mustache better fitted for a character in Miami Vice than a fighting character.
"Hello my friends!" Bellowed Rugal Bernstein.
----------
After pulling Iori off Rugal, they told their producer about the deal they worked out with Iori. Rugal wasn't very happy about it, but he didn't dare say anything in front of the drooling slathering growling Iori. Watching the two, Sakura and Cammy realized how good a bargaining chip Iori was, and they used him to make their own deals.
"I want to beat the crap out of Bison every day!" Screamed Cammy.
Rugal shook his head. "You can't do that! I'm working out a major arms deal with him right now!"
"Oh Iori!" She cooed.
"Growwr, snarl, Grr!!!"
"OK OK, you can beat the crap out of Bison as much as your want!" Whined Rugal as he backed away fearfully."
And thus the current contracts were made.
Iori looked at his two compatriots.
"Do we really have to do this?" He asked.
"Yeah!" Exclaimed Sakura.
Cammy turned aside to him and whispered, "C'mon just play along with this for a while. I get the beat the crap out of Bison as much as I want out of this. And with you around, we can make more deals right."
Iori grinned slyly at her, "You're an evil woman, Cammy White."
She shrugged indifferently, "Well I am partially a clone of M.Bison y'know."
He stared at her a bit longer, looking her up and down. Then he turned his head away and made face.
"Dammit!"
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Current Cast:
Sakura Kasugano- Excel (Sakura: Wai!)
Cammy White- Hyatt (Cammy: ...why?)
Iori Yagami- Ilpalazzo (Iori: #^&@^#&!^#)
Rugal Bernstein- Koshi Rikudo (Rugal: Gawdammit why in blazes am I the frickin manga-ka! You're writing this Edward, so you should be Koshi! I'm producing this frickin thing, apparently, so I should be able to give myself a bigger part! Like Nabeshin or something!)
(Leftwing Extremist Edward appears. He (she?) appears as Radical Edward from the Cowboy BeBop series. Except...er...it wears Camouflage print military pants, sneakers, and a painfully bright red Hawaiian shirt. It still sports the goggles, red afro, and dark skin though.)
(Edward: Oh quit yer bitchin. I refuse to make myself a self insert character, so you're gonna take my place. OK?)
(Rugal: You bastard! *pause*...Waitaminnit...I was named producer, right? Heh heh. BWAHAHAHAHA!!)
(Edward: Oh god...)
---[tbc?]---