Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z! Why Why WHY???


A/N: This is totally diffrent from the kind of love stories I usually do. This is a B/V and K/CC story. Vegeta must chose a mate, but he refuses a woman of his own race. Think about it, would you want to spend the rest of your life with a muscular woman? Didn't think so. So Vegeta and Goku/Kakarott go on the search for the beautiful women of their dreams.



.: Steal My Sunshine :.


Chapter 9
Hostages and Etiquette




~ In the Saiya-jin Palace ~



Vegeta had finnaly gotten Bulma asleep in his bed. She insisted that he show her all over the place, meaning the whole planet. When they had returned to the palace, she was hungry so she ran to th kitchen and outfed the 2nd class saiya-jin army. After carting Bulma's body back to his quaters, he sat her on the bed and insisted that she go to sleep. She was just like a juvenile. vegeta was worn out. He stepped back into his shower and turned the water to blasting hot. He wanted to wash away today. The soar muscles aswell as his arousal for the sleeping mistress.


*I can't believe a mere woman has changed me. In such a short amount of time, it's just bizarre. What magic does that little thing possess?* Vegeta thought as the streams of water rolled down his muscles, past his calming arousal, down his strong legs, and to his feet. (A/N: You know this was a drooling moment for the ladies! ^.^)


Vegeta stepped out and toweled. He opened the door, releasing steam into the room and noticed his newest problem.


*Obviously I can't sleep in my bed.*


Vegeta muttered silent curses, pulled on some black pajame bottoms and went to his couch, leaned back and closed his eyes, letting the darkness embrace him.



~ Next morning ~


Vegeta titled his head from side to side. He knew it was later than usual, and he would've been up by now, but he was tied down to the furniture he had proclaimed to be his bed. Yeah it felt like hell, but it was comforting in a sickening way.


He decided it was time to open his eyes. He opened them werely only to see blue. When his vision came into focus...


"AHHHH!"


Vegeta screamed extremely loud. He wasn't expecting to wake up and look straight into the blue orbs of his new roomate.


"I wondered when you were gonna wake up?" Bulma said inocently.


Vegeta was growling angrily. He was mad that he was so disturbed by waking up to see her that way. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. Bulma got up from her kneeling posttion on the floor and opened the door.


"It's you!"


"Hiya!"


Kakarott made his way inside Vegeta's chambers. Chi Chi was close behind, grinning happily. The two girls reunited and began to chitter and chatter ecsatically in a corner. Kakarott made his way to the couch and fell on it tiredly.


"I assume your hands are filled to the brim?" Vegeta asked.


"Everything's over filling! I've never been so tired in my life!" Kakarott sighed.


"And to think we have more to do"


"Huh?" Kakarott asked in a scared tone.


"If they will become our mates, we have mush to teach them"


"Oh boy!" Kakarott said tiredly.


"Some slaves will be down here shortly with all we'll need"


"Need for what?" Bulma asked.


"Oh, Vegeta's gonna teach you some stuff" Kakarott said with his face in his hands.


"Like what?" Bulma and Chi Chi asked eagerly.


"To be refined ladies"


"Huh?" Chi Chi and Bulma said.



~ Royal Dining Room ~



Chi Chi and Bulma were seated at the table, servants surrounding them. Kakarott stood off to the side, while Vegeta was talking to a middle aged woman.


"Good Evning ladies!"


Bulma and Chi Chi winced at the weird sounding voice coming from the woman's mouth.


"I am Gertrude Barbway, Vegeta no ouji has instructed that I teach you ettiquitte and manners"


"O...kay?" Bulma said slowly.


"Let's begin!" Gertrude giggled.


"First take the napkin in front of you and open it and cover your lap"


Bulma and Chi Chi looked at each other and did what they were asked to do hesitantly.


"Why are we doing this?" Chi Chi asked.


"That way when you eat, and you accidentlly drop food, you don't drop it on your clothes"


Bulma and Chi Chi were still new to the idea of clothing, so their response wasn't quick.


"Oh!" Bulma and Chi Chi said slowly.


"Now, the utensils in front of you are 'silverware'. Eating with your hands is not ladylike, you must use these tools, to pick up, cut and eat your food." Gertrude said.


Gertrude clapped her hands quickly and the servants began to move all over the room, distributing containers of food infront of Bulma and Chi Chi.


"Lift up the hoods ladies!"


Bulma and Chi Chi took off the hoods and gsaped at the delicacies before them. Chi Chi's eyes boggled, whilst Bulma drooled.


"Now that ladies, is not how to act. Rude faces isn't ladylike." Gertrude chided.


Bulma stuck her hands out ready to grab at her food when Gertrude began to cough. Bulma looked her way and saw Gertrude pointing to the silverware. Bulma picked up the knife and fork and began to try to cut the meat.


Gertrude saw she was doing it wrong, so she walked behind Bulma and held her hands and began to help her. Chi Chi just did it naturally. Vegeta and Kakarott looked on, until a guard entered the room and whispered words to Vegeta. Vegeta growled and motioned for Kakarott to follow.


"There!" Gertrude said.


"I did it! I finnaly got it! Cutting meat is easy!" Bulma cheered.


"We'll have much more fun learning things Bulma"


"I hope so. Where's Vegeta! I wanna show him how i cut my meat!"


Bulam stood up and ran out the door. Gertrude tried to stop Bulma, but Bulma was to fast for her.


"Chi Chi, darling, can you go find Bulma and bring her back?"


"Okay"


Chi Chi scooted out of her chair and ran after Bulma.


"Bulma!....bulma?"




~ Up ahead ~




Bulma rounded corners, trying to find Vegeta. She heard his enraged voice up ahead, Bulma quieted her steps and came to a door. She listened intntly, ready to surprise him.



~ Under the sea ~




Yamcha rammed through the door. Latoya exited her meditation and Brianna turned to their new guest.


"What are you doing here?" Brianna growled angrily.


"I heard the princess's decision. I'm not pleased."


"It was for the best if you asked me!" Latoya muttered.


"No one asked you bitch. No matter, everyone will pay!"


"How?" Brianna and Latoya asked in unison.


Nappa and Radditz entered and walked towards the two female mersaiya-jins.


"get back!" Brianna screamed.


Nappa ignored and tackled her down and held her hands behind her back, which held her still, Radditz did the same to Latoya.


"Why Yamcha?" Brianna asked.


"Very simple. I had plans for your princess, but my plans will go accordingly, I assure you"


The blond haired concubine stood at the door beside the bald guard, wondering how she got herself into this.


"We're going to communicate with the princess, and I won't be releasing her till she comes back. Nappa let the brain go"


Nappa grunted and released the distressed Bulma from his grasp.


"You have a communicator that can communicate with diffrent civilizations?"


"Yes" Brianna whispered.


"What was that?" Yamcha screamed grabbing Brianna's chin roughly.


"I have one dammit!"


Yamcha grinned and shoved her face away.


"Turn on the communicator, I have a few saiya-jins to talk with." Yamcha said.




~ At the palace ~




"I want Bulma back you slime ball! She belongs among her own kind!" Yamcha screamed.


"Silence weakling, the woman's not going anywhere." Vegeta growled.


"I knew you'd say that, Nappa, bring the girl."


Nappa walked over to yamcha and stared into the screen, with a wriggling Brianna in his grasp.


"Nappa, what are you doing?" Vegeta screamed.


"Ignore him saiya-jin prince, hand over Bulma, or her little friends get what they deserve!"


Vegeta growled. Suddenly he heard the sound of an object hitting the floor. He turned and saw Bulma standing at the frame of the door, shaking and gasping for breath out of disbelief. Bulma had dropped her fork with them piece of meat still attached to it.


"Bulma"


Chi Chi came running up behind Bulma. She looked into the room and saw Brianna, Latoya, Yamcha, and other people on a screen.


"What's going on?" Chi Chi asked.


"Yamcha!" Bulma growled.







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Oh boy, the wrath of Bulma come out in the next chap. Things get weird, and you'll like it.

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Next Chappie..........
As the Situation Thinkens!


"What is the meaning of this?"


"You're majesty, Yamcha....he's threatening to destroy our world with everyone in it"


"Brianna, Yamcha can't do a thing by himself."


"I know, he has two saiya-jin guards with him, and their strong" Brianna said sadly.


"No" The king said softly.


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Dun Dun DUN! That's the preview! Stay tuned and review!