Disclaimer: I don't own GW. I only own the bar (which only exists in the downtown, back-alley, red-light district of cyberspace), myself, and Eddie (actually he's my dead brother and besides his girlfriend, i own him more than anyone else). Occasionally my friends Raven, Krysten and Kimmie are here (actually they never leave) and they own themselves. I also don't own any songs. There's also Drew, Josh and Terrence. They're Kim's, Kris' and my boyfriends, respectively. And don't flame if i totally screw-over or bash one of your favorite characters, i bash my own faves too!!! Now, on to the story!!!
The Random Insanity Karaoke Bar (RIKB) Featuring: Gundam Wing *yaoi version*
Kim and Kris gave themselves, the wild wing boys, Meg, Rave, Eddie, Josh (Josh, Drew and Terrence came downstairs), Drew, Terrence, Hilde and Dorothy drinks as soon as Meg started cooking. Meg had been cooking for about an hour now (and burned five pizzas) so everyone was pretty drunk.
Heero: I'll sing first, and I found the perfect song!
Meg: Okay! I'll set up the mic.
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Heero *onstage* : This song is for Duo! (Damn Heero's drunk!!!)
*music starts playing*
Heero *singing* : This is what ya do, this is what ya do.
Ya make me wanna leave the one I'm with, start a new relationship with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Ya make me wanna leave the one I'm with, start a new relationship with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Kris: How come the hot one's are always gay?!?
Josh: Wha?!?
Kris: Nothing!
Heero *singing* : Before anything began between us,
You were like my best friend.
The one I used to run and talk to,
When me and my girl was havin' problems.
You used to say it'd be okay,
Suggest little nice things I should do.
But when I go home at night and lay my head down,
All I seem to think about was you.
Everyone (except Relena, Sally and Catherine) was so drunk that they actually thought it was romantic. Rave and Eddie started to make out. Wufei and Dorothy *dissappeared* upstairs. Kris tried to kiss Josh but passed out when she was half an inch away.
Heero *singing* : And how you make me wanna,
Leave the one I'm with,
Start a new relationship, with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Ya make me wanna leave the one I'm with, start a new relationship with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Duo is just plain confused. He didn't think Heero was gay. Hell, he didn't think he was gay. He slowing started to realize his feelings for Heero,... until Drew brought out the weed. Duo's favorite ways to relieve stress were, 1) Blow something up, 2) Get drunk, or 3) Get high. He was already drunk, but that didn't help, so he grabbed a joint from Drew and lit up.
Heero *singing* : Now what's bad, is you're the one that hooked us up,
Knowin' it shoulda been you.
What's sad, is that I love her,
But I'm falling for you.
What should I do? Should I,
Tell my baby bye-bye?
Should I,
Do exactly what I feel inside?
Should I?
I don't wanna go, don't need to stay,
But I really need to get it together.
Duo is fully high right now, so nothing is keeping his mind from keeping some *nice* thoughts of Heero out of his head. Kris *finally* regained conciousness.
Kris: My leg hurts!!!
Meg begins to bang her head on the wall again.
Heero *singing* : And how you make me wanna,
Leave the one I'm with,
Start a new relationship, with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Ya make me wanna leave the one I'm with, start a new relationship with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Heero *singing* : At this point,
The situations outta control,
Never meant to hurt her but I,
Gotta let her go.
And as you, may not understand,
Why all of this is going on,
I tried, I tried to fight it,
But the feelings just to strong.
Ya make me wanna...
Meg: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The kitchen's on fire!!!
Kim: I knew we shouldn't have let her cook.
Wufei *who came back from upstairs* : Onnas are supposed to know how to cook and you can't even do that?!?
Kris: Shut your damn mouth, WU-MAN!!!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!
Heero jumps off the stage, grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire. Duo glomps him and Relena tries to bash Duo's head in with a wooden spoon.
Relena: Fuck you Duo!!! Hilde's absolutely nuts about you!!! Go glomp her!!! Stay away from my Heero!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Rave stops making out with Eddie, grabs a rolling pin and knocks Relena out with it.
Meg, Kim, Kris, Heero, Duo, Quatre, Eddie, Josh, Drew, Terrence, Wufei, Hilde, Sally, Dorothy & Catherine *Blink Blink* : O.O
Trowa *Blink Blink* : ///.O
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A/N: Please review! Relena sings next!
The Random Insanity Karaoke Bar (RIKB) Featuring: Gundam Wing *yaoi version*
Kim and Kris gave themselves, the wild wing boys, Meg, Rave, Eddie, Josh (Josh, Drew and Terrence came downstairs), Drew, Terrence, Hilde and Dorothy drinks as soon as Meg started cooking. Meg had been cooking for about an hour now (and burned five pizzas) so everyone was pretty drunk.
Heero: I'll sing first, and I found the perfect song!
Meg: Okay! I'll set up the mic.
______________________________
Heero *onstage* : This song is for Duo! (Damn Heero's drunk!!!)
*music starts playing*
Heero *singing* : This is what ya do, this is what ya do.
Ya make me wanna leave the one I'm with, start a new relationship with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Ya make me wanna leave the one I'm with, start a new relationship with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Kris: How come the hot one's are always gay?!?
Josh: Wha?!?
Kris: Nothing!
Heero *singing* : Before anything began between us,
You were like my best friend.
The one I used to run and talk to,
When me and my girl was havin' problems.
You used to say it'd be okay,
Suggest little nice things I should do.
But when I go home at night and lay my head down,
All I seem to think about was you.
Everyone (except Relena, Sally and Catherine) was so drunk that they actually thought it was romantic. Rave and Eddie started to make out. Wufei and Dorothy *dissappeared* upstairs. Kris tried to kiss Josh but passed out when she was half an inch away.
Heero *singing* : And how you make me wanna,
Leave the one I'm with,
Start a new relationship, with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Ya make me wanna leave the one I'm with, start a new relationship with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Duo is just plain confused. He didn't think Heero was gay. Hell, he didn't think he was gay. He slowing started to realize his feelings for Heero,... until Drew brought out the weed. Duo's favorite ways to relieve stress were, 1) Blow something up, 2) Get drunk, or 3) Get high. He was already drunk, but that didn't help, so he grabbed a joint from Drew and lit up.
Heero *singing* : Now what's bad, is you're the one that hooked us up,
Knowin' it shoulda been you.
What's sad, is that I love her,
But I'm falling for you.
What should I do? Should I,
Tell my baby bye-bye?
Should I,
Do exactly what I feel inside?
Should I?
I don't wanna go, don't need to stay,
But I really need to get it together.
Duo is fully high right now, so nothing is keeping his mind from keeping some *nice* thoughts of Heero out of his head. Kris *finally* regained conciousness.
Kris: My leg hurts!!!
Meg begins to bang her head on the wall again.
Heero *singing* : And how you make me wanna,
Leave the one I'm with,
Start a new relationship, with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Ya make me wanna leave the one I'm with, start a new relationship with you,
This is what ya do.
You can buy a ring and all the things that come along with it,
Ya make me, ya make me.
Heero *singing* : At this point,
The situations outta control,
Never meant to hurt her but I,
Gotta let her go.
And as you, may not understand,
Why all of this is going on,
I tried, I tried to fight it,
But the feelings just to strong.
Ya make me wanna...
Meg: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The kitchen's on fire!!!
Kim: I knew we shouldn't have let her cook.
Wufei *who came back from upstairs* : Onnas are supposed to know how to cook and you can't even do that?!?
Kris: Shut your damn mouth, WU-MAN!!!
Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!
Heero jumps off the stage, grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire. Duo glomps him and Relena tries to bash Duo's head in with a wooden spoon.
Relena: Fuck you Duo!!! Hilde's absolutely nuts about you!!! Go glomp her!!! Stay away from my Heero!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Rave stops making out with Eddie, grabs a rolling pin and knocks Relena out with it.
Meg, Kim, Kris, Heero, Duo, Quatre, Eddie, Josh, Drew, Terrence, Wufei, Hilde, Sally, Dorothy & Catherine *Blink Blink* : O.O
Trowa *Blink Blink* : ///.O
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A/N: Please review! Relena sings next!