Disclaimer: I don't own GW. I only own the bar (which only exists in the downtown, back-alley, red-light district of cyberspace), myself, and Eddie (actually he's my dead brother and besides his girlfriend, i own him more than anyone else). Occasionally my friends Raven, Krysten and Kimmie are here (actually they never leave) and they own themselves. I also don't own any songs. There's also Drew, Josh and Terrence. They're Kim's, Kris' and my boyfriends, respectively. And don't flame if i totally screw-over or bash one of your favorite characters, i bash my own faves too!!! Now, on to the story!!!

The Random Insanity Karaoke Bar (RIKB) Featuring: Gundam Wing *yaoi version

Relena regained conciousness (dammit...) and was crying as she rummaged through the trunk of CDs in search of a song. She pulled out a Roberts Flack CD. She chucked it at Kris, but it hit her cast, ricocheted up and was caught by Meg.

Kris *howling in pain* : INJUSTICE!!!

Wufei *backhands Kris on the back of her head* : Dammit that's MY word!!!

Kris began to scream incoherently about her leg, which everyone ignored. By the way, Duo's still high, and will be for quite a while.

Relena *sniff* : Song number one. *sniff* *sniff*

Meg *looks at song number one* : Awww... I almost feel sorry for her.

Everyone except Trowa and Relena: O.O

Trowa: ///.O
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*music starts*

Relena *singing* : I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style
And so I came to see him to listen for a while
And there he was this young boy, a stranger to my eyes, he was...
Strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words, killing me softly with his song

Kris *sniff* *sniff* : That's so bee-yoo-tee-ful! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Relena *singing* : I felt all flushed with fever, embarrassed by the crowd
I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud
I prayed that he would finish, but he just kept right on...
Strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words, killing me softly with his song

Kris is still sobbing. Meg starts to bang her head on the wall again. Kim grabs a steak knife (she's fucking obsessed with those knives ain't she?) and chucks it at Kris. It gets lodged in her cast but (suprisingly) doesn't get through to the skin.

Kris *screams* : INJUSTICE!!!

Wufei: THAT'S MY WORD YOU STUPID ONNA!!!

Relena *singing* : He sang as if he knew me in all my dark despair
And then he looked right through me as if I wasn't there
But he was there this stranger, singing clear and strong, he was...
Strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song, killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words, killing me softly with his song

Kim : I am so fucking tired of that bitch's damn singing!!!

Kim grabs the knife in Kris's cast, yanks it out and chucks it at Relena, hitting her square in the forehead.

Relena: x.x

Everyone except Trowa and Relena: O.O

Trowa: ///.O

Kris *squeaks* : The bitch is dead!!! YAY!!!

Duo and Kim hold hands and skip around the RIKB singing: Ding, Dong, The bitch is dead, the bitch is dead, the bitch is dead!!!
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A/N:Relena Peacecrap's dead!!! Sorry all youse Relena fans out there!!!