Disclaimer: I don't own GW. I only own the bar (which only exists in the downtown, back-alley, red-light district of cyberspace), myself, and Eddie (actually he's my dead brother and besides his girlfriend, i own him more than anyone else). Occasionally my friends Raven, Krysten and Kimmie are here (actually they never leave) and they own themselves. I also don't own any songs. There's also Drew, Josh and Terrence. They're Kim's, Kris' and my boyfriends, respectively. And don't flame if i totally screw-over or bash one of your favorite characters, i bash my own faves too!!! Now, on to the story!!!

The Random Insanity Karaoke Bar (RIKB) Featuring: Gundam Wing *yaoi version

Here's a quick recap: Relena's dead, Duo's high, Hilde's psycotic, everyone except Catherine and Sally is drunk, the kitchen is burned down, Duo & Heero are gay, Kris's leg hurts, Kim is obsessed with steak knives, and Duo's singing next.

Duo was digging around inside the trunk and pulled out an Afroman CD. he tossed it to me and walked on stage. Kim, Kris and myself all knew what song he was gonna sing.

*music starts*

Duo *singing* : I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high La da da da da da

Meg: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kim: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kris *squeaks* : hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!!!

Duo *singing* : I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high La da da da da da

Dorothy: UWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hilde *laughs like Quatre when he went insane in episode twenty sumthin'* heheheheheh...

Duo *singing* : I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high La da da da da da

Catherine *laughs like a Catholic schoolgirl who just heard a dirty joke*

Sally *laughs like a normal, sane person*

Duo *singing* : I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high La da da da da da

Heero *laughs like he just blew something up*

Trowa: ...

Duo *singing* : I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high La da da da da da

Quatre: hee-hee-hee-*screech*-hee-hee-hee-*screech*

Wufei *stifling laughter*

Duo *singing* : I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high La da da da da da

Terrence *chuckling and lookin' fine (hey, stop lookin' at me like that)*

Josh *smirking evilly (y'know, like Duo, or Fushigi Yugi's Suboshi)*

Duo *singing* : I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high La da da da da da

Drew *smirks evilly*

Eddie *snickers*

Heero: WHAT THE FUCK?!? KIDS AND WIFE?!? WHAT THE HELL?!?

Drew: God, Heero, it's just a song!!! Like, get ov-ah it!!!

Kris: Oh shit, the King of PMS has emerged!!!

Drew: I detest that nickname!!!

Duo *singing* : I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy
cause I got high
cause I got high
cause I got high
la da da da da da, la da da, la da, la da da, la da da da, la da da da, la da da da da da, la da da da da da

Kim, in crazed, homicidal mode, chucks a steak knife at Duo. He dodges it, but it cuts off an inch of his braid.

Duo: UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Everyone except Duo *clutches their ears* : AAAH!!! MY EARS!!! AAAAAH!!!
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A/N: Damn, I hate Duo's ear-splitting scream!!! One more thing, I appreciate the song suggests, but me, Kim, Kris, Rave, Ashley (Ch.6) and Channing (Ch.11) came up with songs for everyone, sorry!!!