Disclaimer: For the upteenth time, I DON'T OWN INU-YASHA!! Inu-Yasha
belongs to Rumiko Takahashi (and Viz).
Author's Note: Thanks to those who are reviewing!! I LOVE getting feedback. ^_^ And I hope my usage of Japanese doesn't confuse anybody. . .;;
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"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, . . . . "
"Miroku, just get ON with it!!"
". ..duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, . . . . . ."
The group was sitting in a circle, playing 'Duck, duck, goose' in hopes to choose who gets to slaughter the duck. The duck waddled in the middle of the circle, running around stupidly without a clue what was going to happen to him.
"Look, this is insane. . ." Sango looked as if she was about to pop every vein inside her demon-slaying body.
". . duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!!"
Miroku snatched up the abandoned saucepan and smacked Sango directly on the butt.
"AUGH! You JERK, THAT HURT!!"
The two of them ran around the room in circles while the remaining three simply sat staring at the duck with glaring eyes.
"Inu-Yasha, I know you're not willing to. . .Inu-Yasha?"
"duck teriyaki, duck tempura, duck donburi, duck udon, duck, duck, duck, duck. . . . ."
Inu-Yasha was drooling as he gaped at the duck. Kagome, realizing he was tranced, got shivers up her spine just LOOKING at him.
"You didn't have dinner last night did you?"
"DINNER? Where?"
"*sigh* The things that I'm gonna go through for the next month . .. Are you two done yet?"
In fact, the two of them were still playing tag with the saucepan and were not listening.
"Looks like I've got no choice. Shippo, c'mere."
Shippo obediently went to Kagome to be picked up in her arms.
"Oh well, they're not listening, but I hope this will give them a clue. . ."
She nudged closer to Inu-Yasha, and brought her mouth up to his ear.
"OOOH!! Kagome, are you gonna kiss him??!!"
With that Sango and Miroku stopped dead in their tracks and stared at her.
"Shippo, forgive me. . ."
Kagome knocked him out with a hard bap on the head. Sango noted that a few veins were popping. Kagome repeated the action and paused. She took a deep breath.
"DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Miroku: "Duck? Where?"
Sango: "She means 'duck' you idiot!"
She knocked him to the floor and she lay sprawled out. Inu-Yasha gave a delirious roar and charged at the duck.
"Quack!"
"DUCK!"
"Quack!!"
He clutched it by its neck and swung it in circles. He turned his back against everybody and a series of hazardous noises came from the feathered thing.
"Quack. . quack.. . .queek! quack quackqquack!! Quaaaackk!!!"
Piles of feathers swung out in every direction. Inu-Yasha finally got out of his trance and dropped his. .well. . antagonist. .as you might say. The 'antagonist' duck waddled around featherless.
"Yeek! Get it out of my sight, it's NAKED!!"
"WHO? WHERE??"
Sango gave Miroku a hard time with her boomerang bone for that, as you might expect. Kagome rolled up her sleeves with a gleeful smile.
"Alright Inu-Yasha, you know what to do next!!"
"What?"
She gave him a look that merely said, 'duh!'
"Kill it!"
"You expect me to kill that thing?"
"How else do we eat it?"
"Grr. . .fine . . c'mere duck."
The duck glared at him from the opposite side of the room.
"QUACK!"
"Bring it on!"
The duck charged at him, going directly for the throat. It's aim was true, and it fastened its beak right on the sore part of his neck.
"AUGHHHH!! ITS AT IT AGAIN!!"
"Stay still Inu-Yasha, I've got him!!"
Kagome charged at the two of them with her oden pot (which is big, heavy, and is made from ceramic material).
"NONONONONONO!! STAY AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT THING!! AUGH!!"
The hopeless Inu-Yasha with the stupid duck on his neck ran around the room for the second time with Kagome and her oden pot hard at his heels. Miroku and Sango, as well as Shippo sat in the corner to observe.
"I'll bet you two scallions that the vampire duck's gonna eat everybody here."
"I'll bet you five potatos that Kagome's gonna cook both the insane dog demon AND the vampire duck with that oden pot!"
"I'll bet BOTH of you Inu-Yasha's life that Kagome's gonna slaughter that duck!!"
"DEAL!"
"HEY! I HEARD THAT!"
"Inu-Yasha DUCK!!"
"Stupid woman! I KNOW THAT THE DUCK'S TRYING TO EAT M-"
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!!!
Kagome shut her eyes tightly together as she let the oden pot swing up and down on whoever she was beating.
"Inu-Yasha. . .I'm sorry. . .;;"
"Curse you. . .haaack. . ."
"Quack?"
Inu-Yasha lay sprawled on the floor with half a flat face and a duck sitting on his head.
"Quack?"
"That's IT duck, I've had ENOUGH of you!!"
Kagome withdrew her houchou (a Japanese style cooking knife) and pointed it at the duck.
"Inu-Yasha, looks like you're gonna have to trust me with my aim this time."
He wasn't listening.
"HYAA!"
She threw the knife at the duck, the duck dodged it and let it sink into the floor right next to Inu-Yasha's head. Kagome withdrew five other houchous from hidden places in her clothing and continuously bombarded the duck with showers of them. As stupid as the duck looked, it still dodged all of them.
"Damn duck!!"
Right then, Inu-Yasha oustretched his arms to grab hold of the oden pot nearby. He lifted it and smashed it right on the duck, who apparently wasn't paying attention.
". . .die. . ."
". . . . quack. . .?"
The duck at last fell motionless.
"He did it! Inu-Yasha killed it!"
Shippo looked at Sango and Miroku.
"Ok, you can have his life now. She didn't kill it after all."
Inu-Yasha's eyes popped open.
"You wouldn't DARE!!"
Kagome stood there holding Shippo with a dazed look.
"So THEY won the bet eh?"
"Yep!"
"Well YOU ought to get some spanking! Don't you DARE bet on someone's life!"
"Ooh, that's ANOTHER sign you LIKE him!!"
Shippo looked at her gleefully.
"Shuddup!!"
Thus the day ended with a half dead, half flattened faced Inu-Yasha, a spanked Shippo, a happy looking Miroku and Sango, an exhausted Kagome, and triumphantly, a dead duck.
"If you bet my life on a bet again, I'm gonna drag you to Kagome's world and sue you. . ." Inu-Yasha growled in his sleep. Shippo whimpered as he nudged closer to Kagome. "Is this what I'm gonna be facing for one month??"
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Yes, I'm sorry to all you Shippo fans, I HAD to do something. . .and did you like this chapter? I'm not very certain if it's as funny. My humor level isn't as high today. I'm waiting for feedback!! R+R!!
Author's Note: Thanks to those who are reviewing!! I LOVE getting feedback. ^_^ And I hope my usage of Japanese doesn't confuse anybody. . .;;
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"Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, . . . . "
"Miroku, just get ON with it!!"
". ..duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, . . . . . ."
The group was sitting in a circle, playing 'Duck, duck, goose' in hopes to choose who gets to slaughter the duck. The duck waddled in the middle of the circle, running around stupidly without a clue what was going to happen to him.
"Look, this is insane. . ." Sango looked as if she was about to pop every vein inside her demon-slaying body.
". . duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE!!"
Miroku snatched up the abandoned saucepan and smacked Sango directly on the butt.
"AUGH! You JERK, THAT HURT!!"
The two of them ran around the room in circles while the remaining three simply sat staring at the duck with glaring eyes.
"Inu-Yasha, I know you're not willing to. . .Inu-Yasha?"
"duck teriyaki, duck tempura, duck donburi, duck udon, duck, duck, duck, duck. . . . ."
Inu-Yasha was drooling as he gaped at the duck. Kagome, realizing he was tranced, got shivers up her spine just LOOKING at him.
"You didn't have dinner last night did you?"
"DINNER? Where?"
"*sigh* The things that I'm gonna go through for the next month . .. Are you two done yet?"
In fact, the two of them were still playing tag with the saucepan and were not listening.
"Looks like I've got no choice. Shippo, c'mere."
Shippo obediently went to Kagome to be picked up in her arms.
"Oh well, they're not listening, but I hope this will give them a clue. . ."
She nudged closer to Inu-Yasha, and brought her mouth up to his ear.
"OOOH!! Kagome, are you gonna kiss him??!!"
With that Sango and Miroku stopped dead in their tracks and stared at her.
"Shippo, forgive me. . ."
Kagome knocked him out with a hard bap on the head. Sango noted that a few veins were popping. Kagome repeated the action and paused. She took a deep breath.
"DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Miroku: "Duck? Where?"
Sango: "She means 'duck' you idiot!"
She knocked him to the floor and she lay sprawled out. Inu-Yasha gave a delirious roar and charged at the duck.
"Quack!"
"DUCK!"
"Quack!!"
He clutched it by its neck and swung it in circles. He turned his back against everybody and a series of hazardous noises came from the feathered thing.
"Quack. . quack.. . .queek! quack quackqquack!! Quaaaackk!!!"
Piles of feathers swung out in every direction. Inu-Yasha finally got out of his trance and dropped his. .well. . antagonist. .as you might say. The 'antagonist' duck waddled around featherless.
"Yeek! Get it out of my sight, it's NAKED!!"
"WHO? WHERE??"
Sango gave Miroku a hard time with her boomerang bone for that, as you might expect. Kagome rolled up her sleeves with a gleeful smile.
"Alright Inu-Yasha, you know what to do next!!"
"What?"
She gave him a look that merely said, 'duh!'
"Kill it!"
"You expect me to kill that thing?"
"How else do we eat it?"
"Grr. . .fine . . c'mere duck."
The duck glared at him from the opposite side of the room.
"QUACK!"
"Bring it on!"
The duck charged at him, going directly for the throat. It's aim was true, and it fastened its beak right on the sore part of his neck.
"AUGHHHH!! ITS AT IT AGAIN!!"
"Stay still Inu-Yasha, I've got him!!"
Kagome charged at the two of them with her oden pot (which is big, heavy, and is made from ceramic material).
"NONONONONONO!! STAY AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT THING!! AUGH!!"
The hopeless Inu-Yasha with the stupid duck on his neck ran around the room for the second time with Kagome and her oden pot hard at his heels. Miroku and Sango, as well as Shippo sat in the corner to observe.
"I'll bet you two scallions that the vampire duck's gonna eat everybody here."
"I'll bet you five potatos that Kagome's gonna cook both the insane dog demon AND the vampire duck with that oden pot!"
"I'll bet BOTH of you Inu-Yasha's life that Kagome's gonna slaughter that duck!!"
"DEAL!"
"HEY! I HEARD THAT!"
"Inu-Yasha DUCK!!"
"Stupid woman! I KNOW THAT THE DUCK'S TRYING TO EAT M-"
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!!!!!
Kagome shut her eyes tightly together as she let the oden pot swing up and down on whoever she was beating.
"Inu-Yasha. . .I'm sorry. . .;;"
"Curse you. . .haaack. . ."
"Quack?"
Inu-Yasha lay sprawled on the floor with half a flat face and a duck sitting on his head.
"Quack?"
"That's IT duck, I've had ENOUGH of you!!"
Kagome withdrew her houchou (a Japanese style cooking knife) and pointed it at the duck.
"Inu-Yasha, looks like you're gonna have to trust me with my aim this time."
He wasn't listening.
"HYAA!"
She threw the knife at the duck, the duck dodged it and let it sink into the floor right next to Inu-Yasha's head. Kagome withdrew five other houchous from hidden places in her clothing and continuously bombarded the duck with showers of them. As stupid as the duck looked, it still dodged all of them.
"Damn duck!!"
Right then, Inu-Yasha oustretched his arms to grab hold of the oden pot nearby. He lifted it and smashed it right on the duck, who apparently wasn't paying attention.
". . .die. . ."
". . . . quack. . .?"
The duck at last fell motionless.
"He did it! Inu-Yasha killed it!"
Shippo looked at Sango and Miroku.
"Ok, you can have his life now. She didn't kill it after all."
Inu-Yasha's eyes popped open.
"You wouldn't DARE!!"
Kagome stood there holding Shippo with a dazed look.
"So THEY won the bet eh?"
"Yep!"
"Well YOU ought to get some spanking! Don't you DARE bet on someone's life!"
"Ooh, that's ANOTHER sign you LIKE him!!"
Shippo looked at her gleefully.
"Shuddup!!"
Thus the day ended with a half dead, half flattened faced Inu-Yasha, a spanked Shippo, a happy looking Miroku and Sango, an exhausted Kagome, and triumphantly, a dead duck.
"If you bet my life on a bet again, I'm gonna drag you to Kagome's world and sue you. . ." Inu-Yasha growled in his sleep. Shippo whimpered as he nudged closer to Kagome. "Is this what I'm gonna be facing for one month??"
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Yes, I'm sorry to all you Shippo fans, I HAD to do something. . .and did you like this chapter? I'm not very certain if it's as funny. My humor level isn't as high today. I'm waiting for feedback!! R+R!!