Wanna dance with me?
By Marie B.
«Chapter 3: The zombies dance»
Everybody were in the ball room, sitting on the floor. All were bored. Chris heavily sighed.
"What do we do, now?" he asked.
No one responded. Chris sighed some more. Suddenly, they all heard a big growl behind the main door.
"ROOARRR!!!! STARS!!!!"
Jill's eyes widened. She stood up and hid in a corner. "Everybody!! Go hide somewhere!!! It'll kill all of us!!"
"Not all. Some persons here are not with STARS," added Steve.
"It'll kill you anyway!!" shouted Jill.
The door suddenly crashed. The gang could see Nemesis entering with 10 zombies.
"Oh damn...we're all dead!" said Carlos.
Nemesis stared at them, and smiled. (How can he smile?) And, a music started to play. Claire saw Brad and Leon who turned into zombies, joining Nemmy and the other zombies. They all took a different position, and then...they started to dance, the "Thriller dance" of Michael Jackson. Chris and co backed off, terrorised. The monsters continued to dance and even sing.
"Cauz tis iz Thriller, Thriller dansssse!!!" sang Nemesis.
"Chris...go take our rocket launchers...this is TOO MUCH too weird...." said Jill.
"I'm on my way..." replied Chris, hesitating.
The music stopped. All expected to be attacked, but a new music started to play. Claire almost lost conscious as she heard the "YMCA" music playing.
Making two line, Nemesis in front of the zombies, they started to dance again.
"Yooungrrr maaannn...ther'zzz no neeed to fillll dowwwnrr..." started Nemmy.
Imitating Nemesis, the zombies made the super moves, putting their arms in the air, and making a "Y", a "M", a "C" and a "A".
The human people were all traumatized. Some were getting crazy. Chris finally came back with the rocket launchers. He gave one to each person. Carlos went talking to the DJ. After, they took an attacking position, the weapon on their shoulder. They wait the song to finish, and when it stopped, the DJ put another music. Now, it was a N'Sync song, and for the humans. Chris looked at the others, waving his hand. It was the signal to shoot. And all together shouted:
"BYE BYE BYE !!!!"
"KABOOUMM!!!"
Pieces of body flied in the air, with a shower of blood. Barry looked at the others. "Boy...it was too weird for me!!" "Yeah!!" responded the others.
"Hum...I think we should clean all of this mess..."added Chris.
"Hey!! I think that Brad and Leon were with those zombies!!" said Claire.
"Yea. And?" replied Steve.
"And?? We just killed them !!!" shouted Claire.
"Claire...they were already dead!" added Alexia.
Sweats dropped from Claire's forehead. She then decided to go to the toilets. Chris saw her going and cocked an eyebrow. "So? Why don't we get drunk, again?" asked Chris, wanting to cheer up the others.
"Great idea, Chris!! And then...we could do funny things together...you know what I mean?" said Jill, smiling in a sexy way to Chris.
"That girl is a real pervert..."sighed Wesker.
"What???" Jill approached Wesker and slapped him again. And now, it really hurt!! Wesker suddenly started to cry.
"Oww....you hurt me...I'll tell my hunters to kill you...and my mommy too!! Bou hou hou...."
Jill felt guilty about what she had done. She then took Wesker in her arms and hugged him. His head on Jill's shoulder, Wesker looked at Chris, and smiled, showing his thumb. Chris's eyes then lit up, flames in them. Alexia who was beside him, stepped back. "Oh my god...he'll take in fire like I do!!" Showing his fists, Chris walked towards Jill and Wesker.
"Jill, go away. This is an affair between men."
People made a circle around them. Chris and Albert were at opposite place. In the same time, they undressed, showing a little slip that sumos wear when they fight. Bending, their hands on their thighs, they looked at each other, smoke coming out of their nose and their ears. Alexia, who was the ref, rang the gong. Running fast, both rammed together. Chris fell on the ground, cuz Wesker was taller and more muscular than him. Chris could hear people shouting "Ooouuuhhh...!!!" Wesker smiled at him, and was about to punch him in the belly, but Chris rolled on the side, and quickly stood up. He then gave a side kick in Wesker's ribs. Wesker fell at his turn, on the floor, moaning in pain. Chris turned around, to face his public. He then made his "Mister Muscles", showing his o-how-muscular body. The girls laughed (Claire was back) and the guys looked down, red of shame. Chris still didn't understand why people didn't like him...but he was cut of his thoughts when he felt Wesker
grabbing his legs. Chris fell down and touched the floor so hard, that his nose was now bleeding. Wesker then went on his back and ordered: "Do the horse, Chris! Like you were doing with your sweet sister when you were little!" Chris groaned at this and quickly got up, making Wesker falling on the back. Taking a good inspiration, Chris made a body-slam over Albert. Wesker struggled, drool and blood coming out of his mouth. Alexia ran towards the two men, and knelt next to them. "One! Two! Three! Four! Five!! KO!!!!" Ding ding ding!!
Standing up again, Chris made waves to the crowd, grinning. Chris really didn't understand when people started to laugh at him.
"What??" he asked.
"Chris!! There's two of your teeth that are missing!! Hahahahaha!!!" laughed Claire.
Chris immediately put an hand over his mouth, reddening. Alexia came beside him and lifted his arm in the air.
"Here is our new champion !!!" she exclaimed.
Surprising the crowd, the blonde woman fell on the floor, unconscious.
"What happened to her??" asked Jill.
"I think it's because my dear brother stinks..." said Claire, sarcasm in her voice.
Chris reddened some more. He decided that it was enough for him. He went to the bar, to drink some beers.
"And Chris, I wanna tell you that you are really sexy with your little blue slip!!" laughed Jill.
The rest of the gang started to laugh. They then decided to join Chris at the bar and to get drunk again...
To be continued...maybe...
«Author notes: Wow...a new chapter...but I'll tell you...this one is REALLY stupid...lol anyway, for this story, I'll add a chapter every times that I have some silly ideas...so, I hope you enjoyed it...somehow. Leave a comment !!»
By Marie B.
«Chapter 3: The zombies dance»
Everybody were in the ball room, sitting on the floor. All were bored. Chris heavily sighed.
"What do we do, now?" he asked.
No one responded. Chris sighed some more. Suddenly, they all heard a big growl behind the main door.
"ROOARRR!!!! STARS!!!!"
Jill's eyes widened. She stood up and hid in a corner. "Everybody!! Go hide somewhere!!! It'll kill all of us!!"
"Not all. Some persons here are not with STARS," added Steve.
"It'll kill you anyway!!" shouted Jill.
The door suddenly crashed. The gang could see Nemesis entering with 10 zombies.
"Oh damn...we're all dead!" said Carlos.
Nemesis stared at them, and smiled. (How can he smile?) And, a music started to play. Claire saw Brad and Leon who turned into zombies, joining Nemmy and the other zombies. They all took a different position, and then...they started to dance, the "Thriller dance" of Michael Jackson. Chris and co backed off, terrorised. The monsters continued to dance and even sing.
"Cauz tis iz Thriller, Thriller dansssse!!!" sang Nemesis.
"Chris...go take our rocket launchers...this is TOO MUCH too weird...." said Jill.
"I'm on my way..." replied Chris, hesitating.
The music stopped. All expected to be attacked, but a new music started to play. Claire almost lost conscious as she heard the "YMCA" music playing.
Making two line, Nemesis in front of the zombies, they started to dance again.
"Yooungrrr maaannn...ther'zzz no neeed to fillll dowwwnrr..." started Nemmy.
Imitating Nemesis, the zombies made the super moves, putting their arms in the air, and making a "Y", a "M", a "C" and a "A".
The human people were all traumatized. Some were getting crazy. Chris finally came back with the rocket launchers. He gave one to each person. Carlos went talking to the DJ. After, they took an attacking position, the weapon on their shoulder. They wait the song to finish, and when it stopped, the DJ put another music. Now, it was a N'Sync song, and for the humans. Chris looked at the others, waving his hand. It was the signal to shoot. And all together shouted:
"BYE BYE BYE !!!!"
"KABOOUMM!!!"
Pieces of body flied in the air, with a shower of blood. Barry looked at the others. "Boy...it was too weird for me!!" "Yeah!!" responded the others.
"Hum...I think we should clean all of this mess..."added Chris.
"Hey!! I think that Brad and Leon were with those zombies!!" said Claire.
"Yea. And?" replied Steve.
"And?? We just killed them !!!" shouted Claire.
"Claire...they were already dead!" added Alexia.
Sweats dropped from Claire's forehead. She then decided to go to the toilets. Chris saw her going and cocked an eyebrow. "So? Why don't we get drunk, again?" asked Chris, wanting to cheer up the others.
"Great idea, Chris!! And then...we could do funny things together...you know what I mean?" said Jill, smiling in a sexy way to Chris.
"That girl is a real pervert..."sighed Wesker.
"What???" Jill approached Wesker and slapped him again. And now, it really hurt!! Wesker suddenly started to cry.
"Oww....you hurt me...I'll tell my hunters to kill you...and my mommy too!! Bou hou hou...."
Jill felt guilty about what she had done. She then took Wesker in her arms and hugged him. His head on Jill's shoulder, Wesker looked at Chris, and smiled, showing his thumb. Chris's eyes then lit up, flames in them. Alexia who was beside him, stepped back. "Oh my god...he'll take in fire like I do!!" Showing his fists, Chris walked towards Jill and Wesker.
"Jill, go away. This is an affair between men."
People made a circle around them. Chris and Albert were at opposite place. In the same time, they undressed, showing a little slip that sumos wear when they fight. Bending, their hands on their thighs, they looked at each other, smoke coming out of their nose and their ears. Alexia, who was the ref, rang the gong. Running fast, both rammed together. Chris fell on the ground, cuz Wesker was taller and more muscular than him. Chris could hear people shouting "Ooouuuhhh...!!!" Wesker smiled at him, and was about to punch him in the belly, but Chris rolled on the side, and quickly stood up. He then gave a side kick in Wesker's ribs. Wesker fell at his turn, on the floor, moaning in pain. Chris turned around, to face his public. He then made his "Mister Muscles", showing his o-how-muscular body. The girls laughed (Claire was back) and the guys looked down, red of shame. Chris still didn't understand why people didn't like him...but he was cut of his thoughts when he felt Wesker
grabbing his legs. Chris fell down and touched the floor so hard, that his nose was now bleeding. Wesker then went on his back and ordered: "Do the horse, Chris! Like you were doing with your sweet sister when you were little!" Chris groaned at this and quickly got up, making Wesker falling on the back. Taking a good inspiration, Chris made a body-slam over Albert. Wesker struggled, drool and blood coming out of his mouth. Alexia ran towards the two men, and knelt next to them. "One! Two! Three! Four! Five!! KO!!!!" Ding ding ding!!
Standing up again, Chris made waves to the crowd, grinning. Chris really didn't understand when people started to laugh at him.
"What??" he asked.
"Chris!! There's two of your teeth that are missing!! Hahahahaha!!!" laughed Claire.
Chris immediately put an hand over his mouth, reddening. Alexia came beside him and lifted his arm in the air.
"Here is our new champion !!!" she exclaimed.
Surprising the crowd, the blonde woman fell on the floor, unconscious.
"What happened to her??" asked Jill.
"I think it's because my dear brother stinks..." said Claire, sarcasm in her voice.
Chris reddened some more. He decided that it was enough for him. He went to the bar, to drink some beers.
"And Chris, I wanna tell you that you are really sexy with your little blue slip!!" laughed Jill.
The rest of the gang started to laugh. They then decided to join Chris at the bar and to get drunk again...
To be continued...maybe...
«Author notes: Wow...a new chapter...but I'll tell you...this one is REALLY stupid...lol anyway, for this story, I'll add a chapter every times that I have some silly ideas...so, I hope you enjoyed it...somehow. Leave a comment !!»