«Author's notes: February, 2nd 2002...That's the date of the last update I
did for that fanfic...hum...I think I ignored it for a moment...Well, I've
been working hard on my other fanfics!! Anyway, here I come with a new
fresh and funny as hell (I hope...) chapter !! I hope you'll enjoy it!
That's the last chapter for this story!»
«Disclaimer: I don't own RE, blah blah blah...The jokes are mine and I own Marie B., because she's me! Ha ha ! (what a lame joke...)»
Wanna dance with me?
Chapter 4: Chris, the drunk man
By Marie B.
"Chris...I think you've drank enough...you should stop now," said Jill, sitting beside her boyfriend at the bar.
"Wh-what?? I'm only at my tenth Margarita !!" stammered Chris, his cheeks as red as a tomato.
"Let him have some fun, Jill," said Wesker, coming behind the woman.
The drunk Chris turned back his head and looked at Wesker. "H-he's...right! I'm a big boy, Jill! I can do whatever I want! Hee hee !!"
Jill rolled her eyes and ordered a cup of red wine. Chris then stood up, dizzily, and passed an arm around Wesker's neck. The blond man looked at him in disgust. "Wesker...I have something to tell you..." started Chris, whispering in the man's ear. "What is it?" asked Wesker, almost vomiting from the scent of alcohol. Chris made sure that everybody in the room would hear him. "I love you !!!" shouted the hyper-happy STARS member.
Everyone stopped to talk. A long silence flowed in the air. Wesker looked at Chris. "You...really love...me?" said the captain, starting to shake. His friend (we can say that), still wearing his blue sumo slip, grinned at him. "Yesss !!!" Wesker continued to shake more violently. "What's the matter, Weskie? Are you crying?" asked Chris. Albert coughed and looked at him. "You...stupid piece of cake !!!" cried out Wesker, before punching the Redfield guy in the stomach. This time, we could see a flying Chris crossing the bal room and crashing against a wall.
"HOMERUN!!" shouted Carlos.
"Yeah !!" shouted back Wesker, starting to run around the room, before sliding between Alexia's legs (she was wearing her usual purple dress). Everybody gasped, watching the scene. Wesker nervously chuckled, waving a hand at the blonde woman. Alexia looked down at him, reddening at the speed of light. She then showed her teeth at Wesker, hissing like a cat. The man gulped, closing his eyes. He then felt Alexia lifting him up by the neck. Wesker dared to open slightly his eyes. The blonde woman's eyes were in fire.
"Prepare to die, you worthless worm !!" she hissed.
"Worthless worm? You couldn't find a more appropriated insult?" said Wesker, trying to breathe.
"Let me think..." she said, placing a hand on her chin. "How about "fried chicken"? I'm gonna burn you, after all."
"Hmm...this sounds like "Kentucky Fried Chicken"..." added Wesker. In the back, we could hear "KFC rules !!!" and then, the sound of a frying pan knocking someone out. "Shut up, Stevie!! We're assisting a dramatic scene!" cried out Claire, tapping her iron frying pan against her shoulder.
"Can we continue?" asked Alexia, glancing at Claire. The brunette nodded. "Good...where were we...?" continued the British woman.
"You insulting me," replied Wesker.
"Oh, yes! Herm...Prepare to die, you chicken-heart !!"
"Sorry Alexia, but that nickname was already taken for Brad," said Barry.
"Really? Sorry...hum...I have to think for an other..."
~One hour later...~
"I found one!!!" finally shouted out Alexia, waking up the others who were taking a nap.
"Prepare to die, you niggly shitty little tag nut !!!" (Reference to Conker's Bad Fur Day-N64)
Wesker's eyes widened like two pool balls. "Wait...I don't want to die! And...I'm not a niggly shitty...err...thingy!!"
Alexia stared at him in the eyes. "Give me one good reason to spare your insignificant life!"
"I...I..." People could see Wesker furiously blushing. "I love you, Alexia!"
The woman was so speechless that she dropped down Wesker. Albert tried to catch his breath and stood up, facing Alexia proudly.
"That's not fair!! He prefers that crazy bitch than a handsome guy like me!!!" cried out Chris, who came back to himself, but who was still drunk. Jill and Claire exchanged looks and nodded. Claire then walked towards her brother and knocked him down with her frying pan. She then came back to the scene, which turned suddenly romantic.
Alexia kept staring at Wesker, no words coming out of her mouth. "You...you love me?...You really do?" she asked, her voice trembling.
Wesker nodded, his face becoming a tomato wearing sunglasses. Claire, Jill and Rebecca chuckled at the sight. The blond man slowly walked towards Alexia. He then took her hand in his. "Alexia...I- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried out, taking off his hand from the woman's. Tears rolling down his cheeks, he blew off at his burned hand. "Argh!! Why didn't you tell me that your body was in fire?" cried out Wesker, pain in his voice. He then stared at her. Her face was turned upside down.
"I'm so sorry Weskie...I didn't want to...really!" she said, putting on her white gloves. "Do you forgive me?" she continued, getting closer to the man. Wesker could smell her sweet...and burned perfume. He read real compassion in the blue eyes of the British woman. Unconsciously, he put his hands on her waist and pulled her more closer to him. Alexia warmly smiled at him and both kissed.
"Awwwwwwwwwww......." exclaimed everyone, beside Chris who was still knocked out.
"This is the most beautiful thing I ever saw in my life..." said Rebecca, whipping the tears in her eyes.
"You didn't see much things in your life..." murmured Jill.
"Huh? What did you say, Jill?" asked Rebecca, looking at the STARS member.
"Ahh...nothing Becca..."
"Look Steve...this is how a real and perfect kiss should be..." said Claire to her boyfriend, pointing Wesker and Alexia who were still kissing.
"American soap kisses are old-fashioned now, Claire..." replied back Steve, his voice a bit lower.
"What do you have against my American soaps, Steven Burnside ?!!" shouted Claire, pointing her finger on the young man's chest.
Jill and Carlos who were watching Wesker and Alexia kissing, heard Claire and Steve arguing. They stared at them instead.
"Uh-oh...a couple fight..." said Jill.
"I prefer cat fights..." added Carlos, before receiving a slap coming from Jill, in the face. She really slapped him sharp and hard, as he stumbled back and fell on the ground. Everybody looked at them, including Alexia and Wesker, and started to laugh out loud. Carlos put his hands over his head, blushing in extreme shame. He then stood up and ran towards the toilets...which were the Women toilets, actually.
"Poor little boy..." hissed Jill.
"I hope he won't meet someone in the washroom..." added Claire.
Right after Claire said that, they heard a woman screaming. Then, they saw Carlos flying out of the toilets. Lucky for him, he didn't crash into a wall. He landed at the feet of the gang instead. He then went hiding behind Jill's legs. The woman looked down at him. He looked terrorized.
"What's wrong with you, Carlos Oliveira?!" shouted Jill at the poor young man.
"T-there's...una chica muy loca...in the toilets...!" he replied.
Jill sighed. With the help of Barry and Rebecca, she headed for the toilets. The others waited. They saw them entering in the room and heard some screams again. Then, Barry, Rebecca and Jill ran out of the washroom at high speed. The others looked at them, stunned.
"He's right...there's a strange woman in there..." breathed Barry.
Rebecca and Jill nodded, their eyes wide opened. It was now the turn of Claire to sigh. Holding up her gatling gun, she looked at Alexia. "Hey Ashford, you're coming with me." The blonde woman shot her back an evil glare. "Don't you dare to call me like that ever again!!" Claire groaned. "I'm sorry, 'Your Majesty' !" Alexia smirked and passed in front of the brunette graciously. Claire rolled her eyes and followed her. As they arrived at the door of the toilets, both stopped and nodded. Kicking the door, Claire and Alexia rushed in the place. The Redfield girl pointed her weapon everywhere, thinking that the crazy chick would jump on her at any moment. She then heard Alexia letting out a high-pitched cry of surprise. Claire looked back and saw someone putting some make-up in her face in front of the mirrors. The person looked back at Alexia and Claire, then the three of them screamed.
"Alfred ??!!" cried out Alexia.
"Alexia ??!!" replied Alfred.
"Alfred ??!!" chocked out Claire.
"Redfield ??!!" replied Alfred, looking at the girl beside his sister.
"Alexia ??!!" cried out Claire, staring at the woman beside her.
"Redfield ??!!" shouted back the blonde woman.
"Alfred ??!!" exclaimed the real Alfred, staring at his sister.
"Alexia ??!!" replied Claire, glancing Alfred.
"Redfield !!"
"Alfred !!"
"Alexia !!"
«SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!»
"Whoaaa !! Who said that ?!" asked Alfred, looking nervously around him.
"I dunno..." replied Alexia.
"Maybe it's..." added Claire.
«Your comportments are unacceptable!! I'm not proud of you, not at all ! What will people think when they'll read this chapter ? And by the way, why are you still in the story, Alfred ? I though I disintegrated you in the first chapter...»
"Marie...what a good surprise !! Hihi...Err...well, you know...I thought it would have been fun to put me back in your story, since you love me so much...so, with the help of someone, I came back."
«With the help of who...?»
"Err...I can't tell you ! If I do so, he will kill me!"
«If you don't, I'll kill you anyway !»
"It's...it's Redfield's brother..."
"My brother ?" asked Claire.
"That drunk rooster-head guy ?" added Alexia.
«Chris !!»
~Back to the bal room~
«Christopher Redfield !! Get your ass over here!!»
Chris, who was still knocked out, suddenly woke up and groaned. "Isssh...don't call me like that ! And who the hell are you?!"
«The author of this story, idiot !!»
Chris's eyes widened. He then fell on his knees, crossing his hands together. "Oh, I'm so sorry Miss B. !! But...I thought it was so sad to have killed Alfred. He had done nothing !! Please, don't kill me!!"
«.....fine. But, don't do that ever again, without my permission! Understood?»
"Yes!!"
~The author returns to her writing~
"Pff...what a pain in the ass, that chick!" sighed Chris, passing a hand in his hair...his hair... "Hey!! Where the hell are my hair ??!!"
"I think she heard you, Chris," said Barry, chuckling.
"Hahahahaha !!! Chris is bald ! Chris is bald !!" laughed Sherry (it's been a while that we saw her...)
All the gang started to laugh. Chris reddened and groaned in frustration. "I can see that I'm only here to make people laugh! Well, I'm leaving you disrespectful guys!!" said Chris, as he headed for the exit. He opened the double doors and saw a monster. Screaming, he lost conscious...again.
"What's wrong with that boy...maybe he saw his reflection in a mirror! Hehehehe!!" said the 'monster'.
The monster in question entered the place. Looking around the room, he saw what he was looking for. "Alexia Ashford !! I've already told you to not go to parties without my permission !!"
"Fa-father !! How did you find me?" asked the woman.
"It wasn't hard.there was that big poster outside, saying "BIG PARTY FOR 'RESIDENT EVIL' CHARACTERS, DEAD OR ALIVE. NO MONSTERS ALLOWED."" said the monster, who was actually Nosferatu (Alexander Ashford).
"True..." replied Alexia.
"So, now...you'll come back home, little girl. You've made enough the party for now!"
"But, Father! I'm a big girl now! And...Alfred is with me...he's also a big girl-err-boy ! I can live my own life. Please, leave us alone..."
"...Alright. But, promise me that you'll marry a bad guy and that you'll try to control the world."
"I promise you, Father," replied Alexia, grinning.
"And...take care of your sister...hum, brother!" added Alexander, before heading for the exit.
"Wait! Please, mister Nosferatu, wait !" cried out Steve, running behind the man.
Alexander turned back (he was in his monster form, don't forget). "Hey, I remember you...you were that boy that I slapped in Antarctica! Haha, that was funny!"
"Hum, yea...but, it wasn't really fun for me...anyways ! I wanted to ask an autograph from you!"
"An autograph ?"
"Yes. Even if you hurt me and almost killed me, I think you are a cool monster."
"Alright then." Alexander signed the autograph with one of his 'insect arms', since his real arms were still tied up.
"Thanks a lot! And, by the way...you don't think that your 'insect arms' are annoying you?"
"Not at all! They're really useful when it comes to wash the dishes!! Hahaha!!"
Steve laughed a little and joined the others when Nosferatu left the place. Claire looked at her boyfriend. "You really wanted his autograph?" Steve laughed. "No, that was for the little girl. She was too shy to ask him herself."
"Sherry?" asked Claire. The auburn-headed guy nodded, giving the autograph to the girl.
"Thank you very much, Steve! I'll add it in my monsters autographs' collection! Now...the only ones that are missing...are Nemesis...the Gulp worm, but I think that this one won't be able to give me one...and the Poisoned Hunter in 'Gun Survivor 2'!"
"Gun Survivor 2? What's that?" asked Claire.
"Well...the shooting game where you and Steve are starring in."
"What??!!" chocked out Steve and Claire.
"I was in another video game and I even didn't know about it ??!!" exclaimed Steve.
"I never heard about it...I hope that I was looking good in it. And that Steve didn't try to shoot me this time..." added Claire.
"He did try..." whispered Sherry.
"What?! What's your problem, Steve?! Why do you always try to kill me?!" shouted the girl at the boy.
"Hey! It wasn't my fault this time!! I wasn't even conscious that this game existed!" explained the boy.
Claire shook her head and went to the bar. When Steve was sure that she wouldn't hear him, he went closer to Sherry. "Did I kiss Claire in the game?" he whispered. "No..." replied the young girl. "Damn !! Damned Capcom !!!" groaned Steve.
"If I was you, I wouldn't say that," said Wesker.
"Why? What could happen to me?"
"They can cancel you for the next RE game..."
"What?! No...I don't want to be cancelled !! For the second time, I'll have the chance to kiss Claire!"
"I heard that, Burnside," said Claire, coming towards him. "So, since the beginning, your true goal was to kiss me in the games?
"Hum...yes-no!! I mean, it's really fun to play...hum, to fight with you and all..."
"You're sinking, Burnside..." said Claire, looking at her nails.
"Aw, c'mon Red! You should have looked at yourself in RECV...you were trying to ignore me, but I know that you wanted to kiss me!" replied Steve.
"That's not true!"
"Yes, it is!"
"No, it's not!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Here we go again..." sighed Jill.
"I read somewhere that when two people are arguing each other, it means that they really love each other..." said Barry.
"Really touchy..." added Becca.
"Please, Rebecca...keep your comments for yourself...When Wesker and I are arguing, it's not because we love each other..." said Alexia.
"You both are not supposed to get married, by the way?" asked Jill.
"Hum...yes...but this has nothing to do with Claire and Steve arguing!!"
"Will we be invited to your marriage???" asked Sherry, all excited.
"Surely...as I can see...Marie (the author :P) is trying to finish this story as soon as possible (I'm working on it !!!)...but, she'll surely (and we hope) do another funny story like this one...And it will be about our marriage!" said Wesker, grinning.
"It's good that she'll finish this story...it's now 6:00am...I think we should all go home and sleep," said Carlos.
"Yeah!" replied the rest of the gang.
Taking some bottles of beer for the road, the gang was slowly getting out of the bal room. Claire noticed her brother, who was still unconscious on the floor. She sighed and left him there.
"So...Claire...Was I looking good in that smoking?" asked Steve, as the couple headed for their motorcycle.
Claire looked at him and smile. "Of course, you were...you should keep it for Wesker's marriage..." said Claire, before putting her helmet on and placed herself on the motorcycle, wrapping her arms around Steve's waist. Steve started the machine and headed for the Main Street, rolling at high speed.
"You're right...I should keep it..." said Steve to himself, smiling.
~The End~
«Author's notes: The end...I don't know if I should stop this story...but, you know, it was only a night, so, the party had to stop. But, like Wesker mentioned it in the chapter, I'll write another story like this one...and it will be about Alexia and Wesker's marriage...strange match...I think I'm the only one who ever matched them...well, both always laugh like idiots, both are evil and both are cool...so, I think they are looking good together...that's my opinion..._;;...Anyway!! I hope you liked the story!! I know, it was really stupid...but I like to write stupid things, I'm feeling better after that lol. And poor Chris, he was my victim...Well, I needed one, and since everybody respects him (almost everybody), well, I thought it would be fun to make him really, really idiot. (Sorry for Chris's fans). So...that's it...Oh, I want to say that the idea of making that story came from a fanpicture that I saw on a Japanese site. And, at first, I wanted to make the story romantic and kinda serious...but as you can see, I quickly changed my mind lol. Another fanfic finished...wow...Depending on my mood, I'll try to work on the next story. Maybe I'll do it very soon, or just after that I finish to write my fanfic "Murderous Eyes". Anyway, we'll see. So, please, LEAVE A COMMENT !!! I want to know your impressions and your comments about this fanfic! Thanks a lot!»
«Disclaimer: I don't own RE, blah blah blah...The jokes are mine and I own Marie B., because she's me! Ha ha ! (what a lame joke...)»
Wanna dance with me?
Chapter 4: Chris, the drunk man
By Marie B.
"Chris...I think you've drank enough...you should stop now," said Jill, sitting beside her boyfriend at the bar.
"Wh-what?? I'm only at my tenth Margarita !!" stammered Chris, his cheeks as red as a tomato.
"Let him have some fun, Jill," said Wesker, coming behind the woman.
The drunk Chris turned back his head and looked at Wesker. "H-he's...right! I'm a big boy, Jill! I can do whatever I want! Hee hee !!"
Jill rolled her eyes and ordered a cup of red wine. Chris then stood up, dizzily, and passed an arm around Wesker's neck. The blond man looked at him in disgust. "Wesker...I have something to tell you..." started Chris, whispering in the man's ear. "What is it?" asked Wesker, almost vomiting from the scent of alcohol. Chris made sure that everybody in the room would hear him. "I love you !!!" shouted the hyper-happy STARS member.
Everyone stopped to talk. A long silence flowed in the air. Wesker looked at Chris. "You...really love...me?" said the captain, starting to shake. His friend (we can say that), still wearing his blue sumo slip, grinned at him. "Yesss !!!" Wesker continued to shake more violently. "What's the matter, Weskie? Are you crying?" asked Chris. Albert coughed and looked at him. "You...stupid piece of cake !!!" cried out Wesker, before punching the Redfield guy in the stomach. This time, we could see a flying Chris crossing the bal room and crashing against a wall.
"HOMERUN!!" shouted Carlos.
"Yeah !!" shouted back Wesker, starting to run around the room, before sliding between Alexia's legs (she was wearing her usual purple dress). Everybody gasped, watching the scene. Wesker nervously chuckled, waving a hand at the blonde woman. Alexia looked down at him, reddening at the speed of light. She then showed her teeth at Wesker, hissing like a cat. The man gulped, closing his eyes. He then felt Alexia lifting him up by the neck. Wesker dared to open slightly his eyes. The blonde woman's eyes were in fire.
"Prepare to die, you worthless worm !!" she hissed.
"Worthless worm? You couldn't find a more appropriated insult?" said Wesker, trying to breathe.
"Let me think..." she said, placing a hand on her chin. "How about "fried chicken"? I'm gonna burn you, after all."
"Hmm...this sounds like "Kentucky Fried Chicken"..." added Wesker. In the back, we could hear "KFC rules !!!" and then, the sound of a frying pan knocking someone out. "Shut up, Stevie!! We're assisting a dramatic scene!" cried out Claire, tapping her iron frying pan against her shoulder.
"Can we continue?" asked Alexia, glancing at Claire. The brunette nodded. "Good...where were we...?" continued the British woman.
"You insulting me," replied Wesker.
"Oh, yes! Herm...Prepare to die, you chicken-heart !!"
"Sorry Alexia, but that nickname was already taken for Brad," said Barry.
"Really? Sorry...hum...I have to think for an other..."
~One hour later...~
"I found one!!!" finally shouted out Alexia, waking up the others who were taking a nap.
"Prepare to die, you niggly shitty little tag nut !!!" (Reference to Conker's Bad Fur Day-N64)
Wesker's eyes widened like two pool balls. "Wait...I don't want to die! And...I'm not a niggly shitty...err...thingy!!"
Alexia stared at him in the eyes. "Give me one good reason to spare your insignificant life!"
"I...I..." People could see Wesker furiously blushing. "I love you, Alexia!"
The woman was so speechless that she dropped down Wesker. Albert tried to catch his breath and stood up, facing Alexia proudly.
"That's not fair!! He prefers that crazy bitch than a handsome guy like me!!!" cried out Chris, who came back to himself, but who was still drunk. Jill and Claire exchanged looks and nodded. Claire then walked towards her brother and knocked him down with her frying pan. She then came back to the scene, which turned suddenly romantic.
Alexia kept staring at Wesker, no words coming out of her mouth. "You...you love me?...You really do?" she asked, her voice trembling.
Wesker nodded, his face becoming a tomato wearing sunglasses. Claire, Jill and Rebecca chuckled at the sight. The blond man slowly walked towards Alexia. He then took her hand in his. "Alexia...I- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cried out, taking off his hand from the woman's. Tears rolling down his cheeks, he blew off at his burned hand. "Argh!! Why didn't you tell me that your body was in fire?" cried out Wesker, pain in his voice. He then stared at her. Her face was turned upside down.
"I'm so sorry Weskie...I didn't want to...really!" she said, putting on her white gloves. "Do you forgive me?" she continued, getting closer to the man. Wesker could smell her sweet...and burned perfume. He read real compassion in the blue eyes of the British woman. Unconsciously, he put his hands on her waist and pulled her more closer to him. Alexia warmly smiled at him and both kissed.
"Awwwwwwwwwww......." exclaimed everyone, beside Chris who was still knocked out.
"This is the most beautiful thing I ever saw in my life..." said Rebecca, whipping the tears in her eyes.
"You didn't see much things in your life..." murmured Jill.
"Huh? What did you say, Jill?" asked Rebecca, looking at the STARS member.
"Ahh...nothing Becca..."
"Look Steve...this is how a real and perfect kiss should be..." said Claire to her boyfriend, pointing Wesker and Alexia who were still kissing.
"American soap kisses are old-fashioned now, Claire..." replied back Steve, his voice a bit lower.
"What do you have against my American soaps, Steven Burnside ?!!" shouted Claire, pointing her finger on the young man's chest.
Jill and Carlos who were watching Wesker and Alexia kissing, heard Claire and Steve arguing. They stared at them instead.
"Uh-oh...a couple fight..." said Jill.
"I prefer cat fights..." added Carlos, before receiving a slap coming from Jill, in the face. She really slapped him sharp and hard, as he stumbled back and fell on the ground. Everybody looked at them, including Alexia and Wesker, and started to laugh out loud. Carlos put his hands over his head, blushing in extreme shame. He then stood up and ran towards the toilets...which were the Women toilets, actually.
"Poor little boy..." hissed Jill.
"I hope he won't meet someone in the washroom..." added Claire.
Right after Claire said that, they heard a woman screaming. Then, they saw Carlos flying out of the toilets. Lucky for him, he didn't crash into a wall. He landed at the feet of the gang instead. He then went hiding behind Jill's legs. The woman looked down at him. He looked terrorized.
"What's wrong with you, Carlos Oliveira?!" shouted Jill at the poor young man.
"T-there's...una chica muy loca...in the toilets...!" he replied.
Jill sighed. With the help of Barry and Rebecca, she headed for the toilets. The others waited. They saw them entering in the room and heard some screams again. Then, Barry, Rebecca and Jill ran out of the washroom at high speed. The others looked at them, stunned.
"He's right...there's a strange woman in there..." breathed Barry.
Rebecca and Jill nodded, their eyes wide opened. It was now the turn of Claire to sigh. Holding up her gatling gun, she looked at Alexia. "Hey Ashford, you're coming with me." The blonde woman shot her back an evil glare. "Don't you dare to call me like that ever again!!" Claire groaned. "I'm sorry, 'Your Majesty' !" Alexia smirked and passed in front of the brunette graciously. Claire rolled her eyes and followed her. As they arrived at the door of the toilets, both stopped and nodded. Kicking the door, Claire and Alexia rushed in the place. The Redfield girl pointed her weapon everywhere, thinking that the crazy chick would jump on her at any moment. She then heard Alexia letting out a high-pitched cry of surprise. Claire looked back and saw someone putting some make-up in her face in front of the mirrors. The person looked back at Alexia and Claire, then the three of them screamed.
"Alfred ??!!" cried out Alexia.
"Alexia ??!!" replied Alfred.
"Alfred ??!!" chocked out Claire.
"Redfield ??!!" replied Alfred, looking at the girl beside his sister.
"Alexia ??!!" cried out Claire, staring at the woman beside her.
"Redfield ??!!" shouted back the blonde woman.
"Alfred ??!!" exclaimed the real Alfred, staring at his sister.
"Alexia ??!!" replied Claire, glancing Alfred.
"Redfield !!"
"Alfred !!"
"Alexia !!"
«SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!»
"Whoaaa !! Who said that ?!" asked Alfred, looking nervously around him.
"I dunno..." replied Alexia.
"Maybe it's..." added Claire.
«Your comportments are unacceptable!! I'm not proud of you, not at all ! What will people think when they'll read this chapter ? And by the way, why are you still in the story, Alfred ? I though I disintegrated you in the first chapter...»
"Marie...what a good surprise !! Hihi...Err...well, you know...I thought it would have been fun to put me back in your story, since you love me so much...so, with the help of someone, I came back."
«With the help of who...?»
"Err...I can't tell you ! If I do so, he will kill me!"
«If you don't, I'll kill you anyway !»
"It's...it's Redfield's brother..."
"My brother ?" asked Claire.
"That drunk rooster-head guy ?" added Alexia.
«Chris !!»
~Back to the bal room~
«Christopher Redfield !! Get your ass over here!!»
Chris, who was still knocked out, suddenly woke up and groaned. "Isssh...don't call me like that ! And who the hell are you?!"
«The author of this story, idiot !!»
Chris's eyes widened. He then fell on his knees, crossing his hands together. "Oh, I'm so sorry Miss B. !! But...I thought it was so sad to have killed Alfred. He had done nothing !! Please, don't kill me!!"
«.....fine. But, don't do that ever again, without my permission! Understood?»
"Yes!!"
~The author returns to her writing~
"Pff...what a pain in the ass, that chick!" sighed Chris, passing a hand in his hair...his hair... "Hey!! Where the hell are my hair ??!!"
"I think she heard you, Chris," said Barry, chuckling.
"Hahahahaha !!! Chris is bald ! Chris is bald !!" laughed Sherry (it's been a while that we saw her...)
All the gang started to laugh. Chris reddened and groaned in frustration. "I can see that I'm only here to make people laugh! Well, I'm leaving you disrespectful guys!!" said Chris, as he headed for the exit. He opened the double doors and saw a monster. Screaming, he lost conscious...again.
"What's wrong with that boy...maybe he saw his reflection in a mirror! Hehehehe!!" said the 'monster'.
The monster in question entered the place. Looking around the room, he saw what he was looking for. "Alexia Ashford !! I've already told you to not go to parties without my permission !!"
"Fa-father !! How did you find me?" asked the woman.
"It wasn't hard.there was that big poster outside, saying "BIG PARTY FOR 'RESIDENT EVIL' CHARACTERS, DEAD OR ALIVE. NO MONSTERS ALLOWED."" said the monster, who was actually Nosferatu (Alexander Ashford).
"True..." replied Alexia.
"So, now...you'll come back home, little girl. You've made enough the party for now!"
"But, Father! I'm a big girl now! And...Alfred is with me...he's also a big girl-err-boy ! I can live my own life. Please, leave us alone..."
"...Alright. But, promise me that you'll marry a bad guy and that you'll try to control the world."
"I promise you, Father," replied Alexia, grinning.
"And...take care of your sister...hum, brother!" added Alexander, before heading for the exit.
"Wait! Please, mister Nosferatu, wait !" cried out Steve, running behind the man.
Alexander turned back (he was in his monster form, don't forget). "Hey, I remember you...you were that boy that I slapped in Antarctica! Haha, that was funny!"
"Hum, yea...but, it wasn't really fun for me...anyways ! I wanted to ask an autograph from you!"
"An autograph ?"
"Yes. Even if you hurt me and almost killed me, I think you are a cool monster."
"Alright then." Alexander signed the autograph with one of his 'insect arms', since his real arms were still tied up.
"Thanks a lot! And, by the way...you don't think that your 'insect arms' are annoying you?"
"Not at all! They're really useful when it comes to wash the dishes!! Hahaha!!"
Steve laughed a little and joined the others when Nosferatu left the place. Claire looked at her boyfriend. "You really wanted his autograph?" Steve laughed. "No, that was for the little girl. She was too shy to ask him herself."
"Sherry?" asked Claire. The auburn-headed guy nodded, giving the autograph to the girl.
"Thank you very much, Steve! I'll add it in my monsters autographs' collection! Now...the only ones that are missing...are Nemesis...the Gulp worm, but I think that this one won't be able to give me one...and the Poisoned Hunter in 'Gun Survivor 2'!"
"Gun Survivor 2? What's that?" asked Claire.
"Well...the shooting game where you and Steve are starring in."
"What??!!" chocked out Steve and Claire.
"I was in another video game and I even didn't know about it ??!!" exclaimed Steve.
"I never heard about it...I hope that I was looking good in it. And that Steve didn't try to shoot me this time..." added Claire.
"He did try..." whispered Sherry.
"What?! What's your problem, Steve?! Why do you always try to kill me?!" shouted the girl at the boy.
"Hey! It wasn't my fault this time!! I wasn't even conscious that this game existed!" explained the boy.
Claire shook her head and went to the bar. When Steve was sure that she wouldn't hear him, he went closer to Sherry. "Did I kiss Claire in the game?" he whispered. "No..." replied the young girl. "Damn !! Damned Capcom !!!" groaned Steve.
"If I was you, I wouldn't say that," said Wesker.
"Why? What could happen to me?"
"They can cancel you for the next RE game..."
"What?! No...I don't want to be cancelled !! For the second time, I'll have the chance to kiss Claire!"
"I heard that, Burnside," said Claire, coming towards him. "So, since the beginning, your true goal was to kiss me in the games?
"Hum...yes-no!! I mean, it's really fun to play...hum, to fight with you and all..."
"You're sinking, Burnside..." said Claire, looking at her nails.
"Aw, c'mon Red! You should have looked at yourself in RECV...you were trying to ignore me, but I know that you wanted to kiss me!" replied Steve.
"That's not true!"
"Yes, it is!"
"No, it's not!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Here we go again..." sighed Jill.
"I read somewhere that when two people are arguing each other, it means that they really love each other..." said Barry.
"Really touchy..." added Becca.
"Please, Rebecca...keep your comments for yourself...When Wesker and I are arguing, it's not because we love each other..." said Alexia.
"You both are not supposed to get married, by the way?" asked Jill.
"Hum...yes...but this has nothing to do with Claire and Steve arguing!!"
"Will we be invited to your marriage???" asked Sherry, all excited.
"Surely...as I can see...Marie (the author :P) is trying to finish this story as soon as possible (I'm working on it !!!)...but, she'll surely (and we hope) do another funny story like this one...And it will be about our marriage!" said Wesker, grinning.
"It's good that she'll finish this story...it's now 6:00am...I think we should all go home and sleep," said Carlos.
"Yeah!" replied the rest of the gang.
Taking some bottles of beer for the road, the gang was slowly getting out of the bal room. Claire noticed her brother, who was still unconscious on the floor. She sighed and left him there.
"So...Claire...Was I looking good in that smoking?" asked Steve, as the couple headed for their motorcycle.
Claire looked at him and smile. "Of course, you were...you should keep it for Wesker's marriage..." said Claire, before putting her helmet on and placed herself on the motorcycle, wrapping her arms around Steve's waist. Steve started the machine and headed for the Main Street, rolling at high speed.
"You're right...I should keep it..." said Steve to himself, smiling.
~The End~
«Author's notes: The end...I don't know if I should stop this story...but, you know, it was only a night, so, the party had to stop. But, like Wesker mentioned it in the chapter, I'll write another story like this one...and it will be about Alexia and Wesker's marriage...strange match...I think I'm the only one who ever matched them...well, both always laugh like idiots, both are evil and both are cool...so, I think they are looking good together...that's my opinion..._;;...Anyway!! I hope you liked the story!! I know, it was really stupid...but I like to write stupid things, I'm feeling better after that lol. And poor Chris, he was my victim...Well, I needed one, and since everybody respects him (almost everybody), well, I thought it would be fun to make him really, really idiot. (Sorry for Chris's fans). So...that's it...Oh, I want to say that the idea of making that story came from a fanpicture that I saw on a Japanese site. And, at first, I wanted to make the story romantic and kinda serious...but as you can see, I quickly changed my mind lol. Another fanfic finished...wow...Depending on my mood, I'll try to work on the next story. Maybe I'll do it very soon, or just after that I finish to write my fanfic "Murderous Eyes". Anyway, we'll see. So, please, LEAVE A COMMENT !!! I want to know your impressions and your comments about this fanfic! Thanks a lot!»