A:N/ This is the chapter that makes Heero look like the biggest ASSHOLE but it's really funny too. I think that this is one of the best stories that I have come up with yet! *taps head* ::sounds empty:: ^_^() Heh well thank you all for the reviews that you also sent me. I would appreciate more but be careful with the flames...their hot!
Make-Up Maid
By: AznxAngel
Relena sat next to the window after putting her luggage on the over head shelf. She smiled at the view of her little hometown. She had grown up there raised by her brother and her only other living relative, her grandmother. She was an old fashioned pioneer, churning butter every morning and making ice cream with the fresh milk they bought down in the little supermarket. She loved Millardo and her grandmother very much. She never knew what to call her when she was a child. Her grandmother's name was too hard to pronounce so she stuck with Grandma Angeline. She loved that name. Relena smiled lightly at the name as the train started to rock as the brakes were lifted and they moved. She closed her eyes snuggling back into the warm and soft chair.
"Miss I think that we're here" Relena fluttered her eyes open to the sound of a little voice. She focused her vision to a little girl who was dressed in her Sunday best. She was wearing a little yellow dress with a white collar and a straw hat. The little girl's cherubic face was round and glowed to the warmth of the sun. Relena smiled as she stood to get her things.
"Thank you," she waved to the girl. She waved and ran to catch up with her mother. Relena tossed her golden locks over her shoulder and straightened her clothes before getting off the train. She had never seen so many skyscrapers in her life. They were breath takingly beautiful. She smiled and lifted a piece of paper in her pocket. She cringed looking at Trieze's slanted handwriting. She read the address and called out onto the roaring street for a cab. Relena frantically waved her hands at the passing cars. Finally a taxi pulled up and she went in without hesitation.
"40 Clayton St." She heaved a huge breath as she relaxed in the cab.
Relena saw all the buisness men and women in a blur of colors. She put her hand up to glass almost to make herself familiar with her new home. She frowned. She was miles and hours away from home and she didn't know exactly when she would be going home. All she hoped was that the people she worked for were kind. She sat in the car for a whole hour in silent contemplation until she reached the house. There was only one word to desribe it. Gorgeous. The house was surrounded by iron fences painted white. The house itself was the main event, covered in a light cream shade with large victorian style glass windows. Relena paid the man and took her luggage quickly to gawk at the size some more. This was no house but a mansion. The gates stood a good 6 yards away from the house which was lead by a red brick path surrounded on either side with perennial tulips. She smiled and pressed the intercom on the side of the gate doors. Pressing it twice she waited.
"Une residence, who is this?" Relena jumped at the voice emitting from where her finger had been. Relena was confused as how to talk back.
"Press the talk button hun while you talk ok?" Relena smiled and pressed the talk button.
"I'm the new maid."
~*~*~*~
"Heero I must say that you did quiet a job on the photo shoots for our new posters. The concept was nice but you didn't have to do this stunt you know," Lady Une said pouring herself some piping hot coffee. She sipped the black liquid occasionally stirring it with her spoon.
"Thank you Une. I will do everything in my power to keep this company on the right track. I was going to ask you about the position of vice president. Have I proven my worth yet?" Heero said tilting his head. Lady Une chuckled heartily as she heard this.
"I'll be throwing a congradulations party for you tonight. Come down to my house by seven. I'm sure you can invite some of your co-workers" Heero nodded and left the office. He smiled lightly and put his hand to the inside of his collar searching for his necklace. He frowned as soon as he noticed that his fingertips never felt cool metal. Frantically ruffling his shirt to his dismay he still didn't find it. Thinking back to the past events of the few days his horrible realization made his blood boil.
"That girl!" Heero shouted as he reved up his silver beamer. He zoomed through every red light racing towards the small town where he left his most precious gift.
~*~*~*~
"Hi I'm Cathrine. You can call me Cathy for short. There is really nothing to do here all you have to do is take care of one of Lady Une's best employers. Got it? Here is the address. Just tidy up his house and make some food make it look alittle livlier. That's all she asks. You spend the nights here and you get paid at the end of the month. Ok?" Relena nodded as she took her luggage to a small room on the second floor. She looked at the neatly scribbled address and opened the gate doors and started to walk to the house. Relena needed to familiarize where she was and thought walking would do the perfect job. The whole street stretched out with large houses and scattered little shops. The old woman running one of the stores waved welcoming the newbee to the city. Relena waved back as she smiled widely at the sweet lady. She came across a street sign that read Skylark St.
"This must be the street," Relena said walking to the correctly marked house. "The employer lives in a huge house for one. He must be lonely sometimes," she said twisting the key to the house. She walked inside to see a very modern interior. Navy blue cotton sofas, large open windows with sheer drapes, gold chandelier hanging over a small fireplace, expensive oriental rugs and oak wood dining table all neatly spaced in the large house. Relena sighed at the thought of having to clean this. She looked around for a place to start and her eyes began to wander and landed on something that seemed to keep her mind distracted. She saw a picture of a young woman and man with a small boy on their laps. He had chocolate brown hair falling over his eyes shadowing his facial features. His smile was evident and so was his brightly colored cobalt eyes. Relena stared at the picture and noticed that the rings the two parents wore were identical to the ones on "The necklace" Relena breathed. She reached into her jacket pocket and pulled out the necklace with the rings. She shrugged it off and rolled her sleeves up. Walking down to the kitchen she noticed an aquarium filled with useless items. Heading over to it she began to dump the contents of the aquarium and nealty spreading the pebbles that lay at the bottom. An idea that popped in her head sent her out the door. Relena ran down the street with her house slippers on as she raced to the old lady's store.
" Miss may I help you?" the old woman asked smiling.
"I want goldfish please," Relena panted. "How much can I get for..." Relena dug into her jean pockets collecting three dollars in bills and cents, "three dollars?" The old woman smiled taking the money and putting them in a box. The old woman grabbed a green net and plunged it into the tank chasing after the goldfish that swam away. She caught three in one shot and put them in a bag. She got six more and filled the bag with extra water and tied it tightly.
"Here you go darling. You ever need more just come on down and I'll give you some extra. No fee," Relena thanked the lady and went back to the house. She looked to her left and to the right and crossed the street. She began to turn the corner when a silver blur sped towards her in a hurry. The last thing she remembers leaving her mouth was a blood hurdling scream.
Heero turned the corner sharply and instantly stepped on the brakes when he saw a girl standing in front of his car. The car haulted and he got out of the car to see who he had hit. "Why the hell are you so careless! I could have hit you and killed you!"
Relena groaned as she used her arms to hold the rest of her body from hitting the pavement again. She looked around for her bag of fish and saw that the water had left the bag. The water left the lungs of the fish too. Relena kneeled scooping the bag and dead fish off the floor.
"You killed my fish."
"You...you're that girl!" Relena shot her head up at his comment. Her eyes almost left their sockets. She saw the man that had fallen from the sky onto her. She put her hands on her hips defying his temper.
"And? What do you want from me? Huh?" Relena said smuggly. Heero lunged and grabbed her wrist harshly. Relena whimpered at the rough touch.
"Return my necklace you sneaky little thief."
"Excuse me but I'd appreciate it if you'd SHUT YOUR RUDE MOUTH and LET GO of my wrist. It's CUTTING off my CIRCULATION!" Relena said tugging away from his grasp.
"RETURN IT!" Heero said tightening his grip.
"I will just let go of me!" Relena rubbed her bruised hand as Heero let go. She turned back to walk to Lady Une's house when Heero pulled at her hurt wrist again.
"Get in the car." Relena gratefully went in the passenger's side and buckled her seat belt. The car jerked foward causing her head to slam into the head rest of the seat. Heero smirked at this and continued to drive. Relena muttered a curse under her breath and let it slip.
"The house is 40 Clayton St." Relena said crossing her arms in front of her chest.
'That's Lady Une's house. Why is she staying there?' Heero thought silently. He shook off the thought and pulled over on the side of the road in front of the house.
"Wait here," Relena said slamming the door shut. She spoke into the intercom and Heero got out of the car. Leaning on it as the gate buzzed open. She stepped in quick little steps and reached the front door. Heero looked down at his feet and kicked at some of the pebbles that lay in the road. Taking a cigarette out of his suit he lit it with his zippo and began puffing away as Relena took her time getting his necklace. When he threw the filter of his cigarette away he heard the iron gate open with Relena stepping out with a small roll of newpaper.
"Here's your necklace...Mr...?" Relena said trailing off.
"You don't need to know." Heero said tearing the packaging away to reveal his necklace. He hooked it on behind his neck and looked Relena in the eye.
"Wait here...I have something else for you," Relena said turning on her heel to face the house. She ran inside in a hurry. Heero ran his hand through his hair in fustration. He heard a car pull up behind him and he turned to see lady Une's car pull up. Heero straightened his posture as she climbed out of the car with her daughter Dorothy. She scrunched her brows in confusion.
"I'm surprised Heero, your here early. I just got here to make sure things are being prepared right now. I just bought some cake too," she was cut off by her anxious daughter.
"HEERO! I bought you a congratulation cake! You have to see it! Trowa! Don't move the car!" Dorothy said chasing after the parking car.
"Dorothy be careful!" Lady Une said chasing after her daughter. Heero smacked his head in irritation. He hated Dorothy Catalonia Une. He despised her from the moment that she came running to him and grasped him until his oxygen supply was blocked. Heero shook his head to clear his thoughts. He turned to see Relena walking out with a pail in her hands. He moved slowly back unsure what she was going to do.
SPLASH!!!!!!
Relena dumped the whole pail of water on Heero soaking him from head to toe. He looked up with fire in his eyes. "With that much water those fish could have lived!" Relena said tearing. Heero growled as Dorothy stepped in. "Who the hell are you?! Why did you just come out of MY* house and why the hell did you just dump water on my fiance!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed in rage. Relena gasped as she was being reprimanded.
"Don't tell me that your the new maid. Please do not make me laugh. You're not are you?" Dorothy said mockingly. She sighed in disbelief.
"Well answer are you the new maid?" Lady Une asked. Relena nodded lightly as she averted her eyes to the suddlenly dazzling floor. She let the tear slip just this once.
Heero smirked and stalked inside with Dorothy sending a cold glare over his shoulder at Relena. She sighed heavily as Lady Une passed her, "I want to speak with you later." she said as she walked inside. Relena held herself tightly as she thought about her mistake. "That's three Relena, three" she said rubbing her hand up and down her arm creating warmth against the breeze. Relena began to walk to the gates when someone stopped her.
"Um..miss? You forgot your bag of goldfish" Relena turned to see a tall slim man with mustard brown hair obscuring one eye from view. The other colored a brilliant shade of emerald.
"Thank you," Relena said taking the bag from him. "I'm Relena, the new maid" she said sticking her hand out.
"Trowa Barton, their driver," he said taking her hand in his. He shook it vigorously before letting go. Relena smiled and paced herself for the yelling of her life. She reached the front door when it burst open with a very pissed off looking Heero. He was holding a bucket in his hands. Relena shielded her head as much as possible as Heero dumped all the water onto her.
"You seem to like water so much I thought it would be nice you give you a welcoming present" Heero said in a disgustingly sweet voice.
"Thank you Mr. Asshole!" Relena said. The two stood there glaring daggers. They were on the verge of a very strange beginning.
A:N/ I told you it was going to be good!!!!! YEY! Please keep reviewing and thank you for the ones I have so far! I have alot more fun chapters from where that came from. So please continue to read! Thank yoU! ^_^
AznxAngel
Make-Up Maid
By: AznxAngel
Relena sat next to the window after putting her luggage on the over head shelf. She smiled at the view of her little hometown. She had grown up there raised by her brother and her only other living relative, her grandmother. She was an old fashioned pioneer, churning butter every morning and making ice cream with the fresh milk they bought down in the little supermarket. She loved Millardo and her grandmother very much. She never knew what to call her when she was a child. Her grandmother's name was too hard to pronounce so she stuck with Grandma Angeline. She loved that name. Relena smiled lightly at the name as the train started to rock as the brakes were lifted and they moved. She closed her eyes snuggling back into the warm and soft chair.
"Miss I think that we're here" Relena fluttered her eyes open to the sound of a little voice. She focused her vision to a little girl who was dressed in her Sunday best. She was wearing a little yellow dress with a white collar and a straw hat. The little girl's cherubic face was round and glowed to the warmth of the sun. Relena smiled as she stood to get her things.
"Thank you," she waved to the girl. She waved and ran to catch up with her mother. Relena tossed her golden locks over her shoulder and straightened her clothes before getting off the train. She had never seen so many skyscrapers in her life. They were breath takingly beautiful. She smiled and lifted a piece of paper in her pocket. She cringed looking at Trieze's slanted handwriting. She read the address and called out onto the roaring street for a cab. Relena frantically waved her hands at the passing cars. Finally a taxi pulled up and she went in without hesitation.
"40 Clayton St." She heaved a huge breath as she relaxed in the cab.
Relena saw all the buisness men and women in a blur of colors. She put her hand up to glass almost to make herself familiar with her new home. She frowned. She was miles and hours away from home and she didn't know exactly when she would be going home. All she hoped was that the people she worked for were kind. She sat in the car for a whole hour in silent contemplation until she reached the house. There was only one word to desribe it. Gorgeous. The house was surrounded by iron fences painted white. The house itself was the main event, covered in a light cream shade with large victorian style glass windows. Relena paid the man and took her luggage quickly to gawk at the size some more. This was no house but a mansion. The gates stood a good 6 yards away from the house which was lead by a red brick path surrounded on either side with perennial tulips. She smiled and pressed the intercom on the side of the gate doors. Pressing it twice she waited.
"Une residence, who is this?" Relena jumped at the voice emitting from where her finger had been. Relena was confused as how to talk back.
"Press the talk button hun while you talk ok?" Relena smiled and pressed the talk button.
"I'm the new maid."
~*~*~*~
"Heero I must say that you did quiet a job on the photo shoots for our new posters. The concept was nice but you didn't have to do this stunt you know," Lady Une said pouring herself some piping hot coffee. She sipped the black liquid occasionally stirring it with her spoon.
"Thank you Une. I will do everything in my power to keep this company on the right track. I was going to ask you about the position of vice president. Have I proven my worth yet?" Heero said tilting his head. Lady Une chuckled heartily as she heard this.
"I'll be throwing a congradulations party for you tonight. Come down to my house by seven. I'm sure you can invite some of your co-workers" Heero nodded and left the office. He smiled lightly and put his hand to the inside of his collar searching for his necklace. He frowned as soon as he noticed that his fingertips never felt cool metal. Frantically ruffling his shirt to his dismay he still didn't find it. Thinking back to the past events of the few days his horrible realization made his blood boil.
"That girl!" Heero shouted as he reved up his silver beamer. He zoomed through every red light racing towards the small town where he left his most precious gift.
~*~*~*~
"Hi I'm Cathrine. You can call me Cathy for short. There is really nothing to do here all you have to do is take care of one of Lady Une's best employers. Got it? Here is the address. Just tidy up his house and make some food make it look alittle livlier. That's all she asks. You spend the nights here and you get paid at the end of the month. Ok?" Relena nodded as she took her luggage to a small room on the second floor. She looked at the neatly scribbled address and opened the gate doors and started to walk to the house. Relena needed to familiarize where she was and thought walking would do the perfect job. The whole street stretched out with large houses and scattered little shops. The old woman running one of the stores waved welcoming the newbee to the city. Relena waved back as she smiled widely at the sweet lady. She came across a street sign that read Skylark St.
"This must be the street," Relena said walking to the correctly marked house. "The employer lives in a huge house for one. He must be lonely sometimes," she said twisting the key to the house. She walked inside to see a very modern interior. Navy blue cotton sofas, large open windows with sheer drapes, gold chandelier hanging over a small fireplace, expensive oriental rugs and oak wood dining table all neatly spaced in the large house. Relena sighed at the thought of having to clean this. She looked around for a place to start and her eyes began to wander and landed on something that seemed to keep her mind distracted. She saw a picture of a young woman and man with a small boy on their laps. He had chocolate brown hair falling over his eyes shadowing his facial features. His smile was evident and so was his brightly colored cobalt eyes. Relena stared at the picture and noticed that the rings the two parents wore were identical to the ones on "The necklace" Relena breathed. She reached into her jacket pocket and pulled out the necklace with the rings. She shrugged it off and rolled her sleeves up. Walking down to the kitchen she noticed an aquarium filled with useless items. Heading over to it she began to dump the contents of the aquarium and nealty spreading the pebbles that lay at the bottom. An idea that popped in her head sent her out the door. Relena ran down the street with her house slippers on as she raced to the old lady's store.
" Miss may I help you?" the old woman asked smiling.
"I want goldfish please," Relena panted. "How much can I get for..." Relena dug into her jean pockets collecting three dollars in bills and cents, "three dollars?" The old woman smiled taking the money and putting them in a box. The old woman grabbed a green net and plunged it into the tank chasing after the goldfish that swam away. She caught three in one shot and put them in a bag. She got six more and filled the bag with extra water and tied it tightly.
"Here you go darling. You ever need more just come on down and I'll give you some extra. No fee," Relena thanked the lady and went back to the house. She looked to her left and to the right and crossed the street. She began to turn the corner when a silver blur sped towards her in a hurry. The last thing she remembers leaving her mouth was a blood hurdling scream.
Heero turned the corner sharply and instantly stepped on the brakes when he saw a girl standing in front of his car. The car haulted and he got out of the car to see who he had hit. "Why the hell are you so careless! I could have hit you and killed you!"
Relena groaned as she used her arms to hold the rest of her body from hitting the pavement again. She looked around for her bag of fish and saw that the water had left the bag. The water left the lungs of the fish too. Relena kneeled scooping the bag and dead fish off the floor.
"You killed my fish."
"You...you're that girl!" Relena shot her head up at his comment. Her eyes almost left their sockets. She saw the man that had fallen from the sky onto her. She put her hands on her hips defying his temper.
"And? What do you want from me? Huh?" Relena said smuggly. Heero lunged and grabbed her wrist harshly. Relena whimpered at the rough touch.
"Return my necklace you sneaky little thief."
"Excuse me but I'd appreciate it if you'd SHUT YOUR RUDE MOUTH and LET GO of my wrist. It's CUTTING off my CIRCULATION!" Relena said tugging away from his grasp.
"RETURN IT!" Heero said tightening his grip.
"I will just let go of me!" Relena rubbed her bruised hand as Heero let go. She turned back to walk to Lady Une's house when Heero pulled at her hurt wrist again.
"Get in the car." Relena gratefully went in the passenger's side and buckled her seat belt. The car jerked foward causing her head to slam into the head rest of the seat. Heero smirked at this and continued to drive. Relena muttered a curse under her breath and let it slip.
"The house is 40 Clayton St." Relena said crossing her arms in front of her chest.
'That's Lady Une's house. Why is she staying there?' Heero thought silently. He shook off the thought and pulled over on the side of the road in front of the house.
"Wait here," Relena said slamming the door shut. She spoke into the intercom and Heero got out of the car. Leaning on it as the gate buzzed open. She stepped in quick little steps and reached the front door. Heero looked down at his feet and kicked at some of the pebbles that lay in the road. Taking a cigarette out of his suit he lit it with his zippo and began puffing away as Relena took her time getting his necklace. When he threw the filter of his cigarette away he heard the iron gate open with Relena stepping out with a small roll of newpaper.
"Here's your necklace...Mr...?" Relena said trailing off.
"You don't need to know." Heero said tearing the packaging away to reveal his necklace. He hooked it on behind his neck and looked Relena in the eye.
"Wait here...I have something else for you," Relena said turning on her heel to face the house. She ran inside in a hurry. Heero ran his hand through his hair in fustration. He heard a car pull up behind him and he turned to see lady Une's car pull up. Heero straightened his posture as she climbed out of the car with her daughter Dorothy. She scrunched her brows in confusion.
"I'm surprised Heero, your here early. I just got here to make sure things are being prepared right now. I just bought some cake too," she was cut off by her anxious daughter.
"HEERO! I bought you a congratulation cake! You have to see it! Trowa! Don't move the car!" Dorothy said chasing after the parking car.
"Dorothy be careful!" Lady Une said chasing after her daughter. Heero smacked his head in irritation. He hated Dorothy Catalonia Une. He despised her from the moment that she came running to him and grasped him until his oxygen supply was blocked. Heero shook his head to clear his thoughts. He turned to see Relena walking out with a pail in her hands. He moved slowly back unsure what she was going to do.
SPLASH!!!!!!
Relena dumped the whole pail of water on Heero soaking him from head to toe. He looked up with fire in his eyes. "With that much water those fish could have lived!" Relena said tearing. Heero growled as Dorothy stepped in. "Who the hell are you?! Why did you just come out of MY* house and why the hell did you just dump water on my fiance!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed in rage. Relena gasped as she was being reprimanded.
"Don't tell me that your the new maid. Please do not make me laugh. You're not are you?" Dorothy said mockingly. She sighed in disbelief.
"Well answer are you the new maid?" Lady Une asked. Relena nodded lightly as she averted her eyes to the suddlenly dazzling floor. She let the tear slip just this once.
Heero smirked and stalked inside with Dorothy sending a cold glare over his shoulder at Relena. She sighed heavily as Lady Une passed her, "I want to speak with you later." she said as she walked inside. Relena held herself tightly as she thought about her mistake. "That's three Relena, three" she said rubbing her hand up and down her arm creating warmth against the breeze. Relena began to walk to the gates when someone stopped her.
"Um..miss? You forgot your bag of goldfish" Relena turned to see a tall slim man with mustard brown hair obscuring one eye from view. The other colored a brilliant shade of emerald.
"Thank you," Relena said taking the bag from him. "I'm Relena, the new maid" she said sticking her hand out.
"Trowa Barton, their driver," he said taking her hand in his. He shook it vigorously before letting go. Relena smiled and paced herself for the yelling of her life. She reached the front door when it burst open with a very pissed off looking Heero. He was holding a bucket in his hands. Relena shielded her head as much as possible as Heero dumped all the water onto her.
"You seem to like water so much I thought it would be nice you give you a welcoming present" Heero said in a disgustingly sweet voice.
"Thank you Mr. Asshole!" Relena said. The two stood there glaring daggers. They were on the verge of a very strange beginning.
A:N/ I told you it was going to be good!!!!! YEY! Please keep reviewing and thank you for the ones I have so far! I have alot more fun chapters from where that came from. So please continue to read! Thank yoU! ^_^
AznxAngel