TEKKEN CAMPING CLUB II


The fighters are already tired and doesn't have much power to continue hiking.
They're sitting on the benches and are starting to rest.

KAZUYA: "Hey ! Are you all already soft ? How could you just enter the tournament
with a power like this..."

HEIHACHI: "Leave them alone ! I'm tired, too."

KAZUYA: "You're too old! And old men are overrated..."

HEIHACHI: "What the.... You stupid boy !"

KAZUYA: "Don't call me like that!"

HEIHACHI: "I'm your father, you punk !"

KAZUYA: "Hey, we're here not in Star Wars... In fact i'm also tired of hiking."

MARDUK: "Grrr.... I'm hungry..."

GANRYU: "Me, too..."

MICHELLE: "You already told us!"

GANRYU: "Whatever i'm hungry and i can't hold on..."

JIN: "I'm also hungry..."

HWOARANG: "I agree..."

JIN: "Ha Ha. Since when do you agree what i'm saying...."

HWOARANG: "What the fuck...."

Ling stands up and everybody looks at her. Some of them are looking really hungry
and almost tired to dead.

LING: "Hi... I bought some marshmallows ! My parents told me i should take it if i'm
going hiking or something. Why don't we toast it and eat it?"

LEI: "Uh, Thank God !"

BRYAN: "U-Hahahaha.... You belive in him ?"

Lei Wulong begins to sweat and gives to Bryan an very angry expression.
Bryan grins and continues laughing.

GANRYU: "Woo-Hoo ! Marshmallows..."

EVERYONE: "Shut up Ganryu !"

GANRYU: "Sorry ! I'm sorry. Really sorry..."

EVERYONE: "Just shut up and don't talk, you fat sumo !"

After an half-hour everyone finished to eat the marshmallows what Ling brought.
All were pretty full except Ganryu.

GANRYU: "I'm still hungry !"

JULIA: "Why don't you just eat yourself?"

HWOARANG: "Bwahaha... I like this one."

PAUL: "I guess we need some beer!"

KING+ARMOR KING: "We agree......"

PAUL: "Marshall ! Pour some beer to us..."

MARSHALL: "I don't have anymore... Forest drank it all..."

ARMOR KING: "What the..."

Forest Law is totally drunken and is fully red. He has drunk almost 10 cans during
the adventure.

PAUL: "Arrrgh ! Forest... Since when are you drinking like Barney Gumble ?"

FOREST: "What ? I can't hear you..."

MARSHALL: "See that... He's drunken."

PAUL: "And that's all your fault !"

MARSHALL" "Hey, Why me ?"

PAUL: "Because you are his father!"

Jun comes to them and break them up.

JUN: "Hey Stop Fighting !"

LEE (imitates female voice): "Yay! Stop Fighting, dudes!"

Kazuya excutes a flash punch to Lee. Lee is knocked out and is lying with a
blue eye in the ground.

KAZUYA: "That for insulting my wife !"

Heihachi attacks Kazuya from behind. He kicks him into his back and as Kazuya
is looking back, he launches a painful Jumping Power Bomb.

Kazuya is also knocked out and is nose-bleeding.

HEIHACHI: "And that's for attacking my step-son without any reason !"

JIN: "Hey that was not fair to attack my dad... I'll get you !"

JUN: "Hey, I said STOP FIGHTING, guys !"

JIN: "Sorry mom..."

HWOARANG: "Hahaha.. What are pansy boy."

JIN: "Hey don't call me so !"

HWOARANG: "Bwahahaha... I didn't say it to you. But you replied...So that means
you're a pansy boy?"

BRYAN: "Hey! Don't laugh like me... That's my trademark...Bwahahaha...."


(...Chapter 3 coming soon!)