High School From HELL-Daniel Ocean
All typical warnings and other stuff like that apply. Hey, now that Relena's gone nuts, its almost as if the plot is moving!
Wufei shifted in his seat uneasily. No matter how much he had felt good in defying the puppet of the invaders of his homeland, he was beginning to feel like one uneasy dude. Mostly because his bladder was full. Holding it was one bad thing that pride brought someone.
He looked to the door as another mini-criminal moved their way to the tiny room he was in, the principal's office. "Come this way please, young lady."
"Yes." The voice was far too familiar to Wufei. He called out tentatively, "Uh.Relena.that wouldn't be you, would it?"
"Yeah, it is." Her face has red, but it looked a tad more irritated than upset.
"Crazy onna. Just the moment that I was going to call you in as my attorney.seeing as you are so much against fighting.and you do your crazy sweet Jesus monkey business behind my back and get yourself in the office." He freed up a seat for her by taking his backpack off of a chair. "Did you beat up your object of your stalking?"
"No, it was Duo."
"Ha! Could just see it now."
She just nodded. He was winning when she caught him, up until the moment she started to pull his hair. It was not a pleasant experience for him, shown by his high-pitched screaming. If no one noticed the fight before, then they sure did afterward. "I don't want to talk about it right now, okay, Wufei?"
"Whatever, Darlian. I just wish it was me that got the first shot at him."
The principal at this moment came on in and seated himself. "I think I'll wait to deal with you, Ms. Darlian. Now Wufei, I am going to have to arrange-wait a second." Someone ushered him out of the door and back into the main office. After a five-minute long wait, Wufei and Relena turned to the door to see Duo on his way into the office.
".the hell." Wufei said.
"I broke the teacher's desk in fifth period," he said. "I didn't know that it would be so very flimsy."
"I see." Relena looked at the braided boy. "I still wait to stuff all of your hair down your throat."
"I guess I should sit next to Wu-man."
"Don't call me that, onna."
"I won't if you didn't call me onna, Wu-man!"
"Onna!"
"Wu-man!"
"Onna!"
"Onna Wu-man!"
"Why, I ought to-"
Relena's pacifist side kicked in. She got between the two. "Stop it! Fighting won't solve any problems! Besides, this has got to be the worst place in the whole damn town to do it in that's not a police station!"
"Maybe you could practice what you preach, onna," replied Wufei coldly.
"I will not take any swings at you just to show you that what happened today is an utter freak. If it wasn't for Lockwood or Latin or Duo it would have never happened. Get it?" Relena was really getting into his face now.
They were interrupted by the principal coming in. "You two better stop it or else I will make sure that the two of you go straight to the Sunshine School." The aforementioned school was where all of the really awful kids went, where you could expect to see at least ten guttings a day. Relena paled.
The principal looked like he was about to go on, but he brought with him another kid to be put under his immediate supervision. Heero Yuy came in without a struggle.
"Heero?" said Relena, seeing her boyfriend walk in with the principal, who had a face of growing irritation. "Now what did you do to get here?"
"Uh, I went after Duo."
"It wasn't me," said Duo, from his location.
"Yeah.I know that now." Silence. "Hey, there was one other girl here with his hair and almost the exact same clothes, okay? You would have made the mistake too, I'll bet."
"So you mistook a girl for Maxwell," said Wufei, who seemed to be slipping into deep thought. "So it would just prove that he is an onna."
"I am not an onna. I'll like to see an onna do this." Duo took a hearty swing at Wufei, not a smart idea with the principal being there. He tried to get between the two, but by then the whole room as in an uproar. He sighed and thought, Only twenty-two more learns until retirement.
The parade in lasted all afternoon.
Just after sixth period began, Quatre came on in, a very embarrassed look on his face. "Well. I certainly didn't know those couldn't be in school."
"What those?" asked Duo.
"Fountain pens."
"I knew Relena was cheating when she chased me with one! Oooh, Relena, you're in even bigger trouble now."
"Shut up, Maxwell. I have a headache even without your ranting.
Halfway into sixth period:
"Trowa! What are you doing here?"
"Could ask the same of you, Quatre."
"Did you beat someone up, Trowa? Or punched the teacher's desk and all of his stuff fell out?" Duo was getting a little hyper from his stash of Pixie Stix.
"The teacher sent me because I reused to answer a question."
"Why not?"
"I did."
Silence fell over the room as this soaked on in. "This could only happen to you," said Relena. "It really could only happen to you."
As seventh period dragged on:
"Hilde! What the hell?"
"Hi Heero.uh, I can honestly say that this whole thing is Dorothy's fault. If she hadn't called me a Nazi, she wouldn't have had to pay the price."
"What was the price?"
"You have gotta know her eyebrows."
"Of course we do. All of us. So what-she has big eyebrows." Duo had reached the stage of being really dense from the sugar.
"I hope you didn't like them or anything."
What had dawned on all of the others finally dawned on Duo. "Oh."
"But don't worry if you did. There's still one left."
All typical warnings and other stuff like that apply. Hey, now that Relena's gone nuts, its almost as if the plot is moving!
Wufei shifted in his seat uneasily. No matter how much he had felt good in defying the puppet of the invaders of his homeland, he was beginning to feel like one uneasy dude. Mostly because his bladder was full. Holding it was one bad thing that pride brought someone.
He looked to the door as another mini-criminal moved their way to the tiny room he was in, the principal's office. "Come this way please, young lady."
"Yes." The voice was far too familiar to Wufei. He called out tentatively, "Uh.Relena.that wouldn't be you, would it?"
"Yeah, it is." Her face has red, but it looked a tad more irritated than upset.
"Crazy onna. Just the moment that I was going to call you in as my attorney.seeing as you are so much against fighting.and you do your crazy sweet Jesus monkey business behind my back and get yourself in the office." He freed up a seat for her by taking his backpack off of a chair. "Did you beat up your object of your stalking?"
"No, it was Duo."
"Ha! Could just see it now."
She just nodded. He was winning when she caught him, up until the moment she started to pull his hair. It was not a pleasant experience for him, shown by his high-pitched screaming. If no one noticed the fight before, then they sure did afterward. "I don't want to talk about it right now, okay, Wufei?"
"Whatever, Darlian. I just wish it was me that got the first shot at him."
The principal at this moment came on in and seated himself. "I think I'll wait to deal with you, Ms. Darlian. Now Wufei, I am going to have to arrange-wait a second." Someone ushered him out of the door and back into the main office. After a five-minute long wait, Wufei and Relena turned to the door to see Duo on his way into the office.
".the hell." Wufei said.
"I broke the teacher's desk in fifth period," he said. "I didn't know that it would be so very flimsy."
"I see." Relena looked at the braided boy. "I still wait to stuff all of your hair down your throat."
"I guess I should sit next to Wu-man."
"Don't call me that, onna."
"I won't if you didn't call me onna, Wu-man!"
"Onna!"
"Wu-man!"
"Onna!"
"Onna Wu-man!"
"Why, I ought to-"
Relena's pacifist side kicked in. She got between the two. "Stop it! Fighting won't solve any problems! Besides, this has got to be the worst place in the whole damn town to do it in that's not a police station!"
"Maybe you could practice what you preach, onna," replied Wufei coldly.
"I will not take any swings at you just to show you that what happened today is an utter freak. If it wasn't for Lockwood or Latin or Duo it would have never happened. Get it?" Relena was really getting into his face now.
They were interrupted by the principal coming in. "You two better stop it or else I will make sure that the two of you go straight to the Sunshine School." The aforementioned school was where all of the really awful kids went, where you could expect to see at least ten guttings a day. Relena paled.
The principal looked like he was about to go on, but he brought with him another kid to be put under his immediate supervision. Heero Yuy came in without a struggle.
"Heero?" said Relena, seeing her boyfriend walk in with the principal, who had a face of growing irritation. "Now what did you do to get here?"
"Uh, I went after Duo."
"It wasn't me," said Duo, from his location.
"Yeah.I know that now." Silence. "Hey, there was one other girl here with his hair and almost the exact same clothes, okay? You would have made the mistake too, I'll bet."
"So you mistook a girl for Maxwell," said Wufei, who seemed to be slipping into deep thought. "So it would just prove that he is an onna."
"I am not an onna. I'll like to see an onna do this." Duo took a hearty swing at Wufei, not a smart idea with the principal being there. He tried to get between the two, but by then the whole room as in an uproar. He sighed and thought, Only twenty-two more learns until retirement.
The parade in lasted all afternoon.
Just after sixth period began, Quatre came on in, a very embarrassed look on his face. "Well. I certainly didn't know those couldn't be in school."
"What those?" asked Duo.
"Fountain pens."
"I knew Relena was cheating when she chased me with one! Oooh, Relena, you're in even bigger trouble now."
"Shut up, Maxwell. I have a headache even without your ranting.
Halfway into sixth period:
"Trowa! What are you doing here?"
"Could ask the same of you, Quatre."
"Did you beat someone up, Trowa? Or punched the teacher's desk and all of his stuff fell out?" Duo was getting a little hyper from his stash of Pixie Stix.
"The teacher sent me because I reused to answer a question."
"Why not?"
"I did."
Silence fell over the room as this soaked on in. "This could only happen to you," said Relena. "It really could only happen to you."
As seventh period dragged on:
"Hilde! What the hell?"
"Hi Heero.uh, I can honestly say that this whole thing is Dorothy's fault. If she hadn't called me a Nazi, she wouldn't have had to pay the price."
"What was the price?"
"You have gotta know her eyebrows."
"Of course we do. All of us. So what-she has big eyebrows." Duo had reached the stage of being really dense from the sugar.
"I hope you didn't like them or anything."
What had dawned on all of the others finally dawned on Duo. "Oh."
"But don't worry if you did. There's still one left."