High School From HELL
Daniel Ocean
All standard warnings
The principal looked at then group of seven teens warily. "You are telling me that all of you are friends with each other? No wonder you are all in here at once. It spreads through everyone."
"Not all of us are bad," said Heero. "Relena's a fine individual."
"All I know is that she chased after Braid Boy over here and tried to attack him with a weapon. She is probably facing Safe School charges and may be suspended for a very long time."
"Never knew that a fountain pen was a 'weapon'," she flatly replied.
"Trust me, they are. Now if all of you will excuse me, I have one more thing to do for the day, and then all of your parents, one by one, will be called. Your parents will be the first to hear about it, you can rest assured, young lady."
He left, leaving them all with their own thoughts. Relena leaned over in her seat to put her head on Heero's. "My God, I am so screwed." She sniffed and looked like she was next to tears. "What will my mother say? What'll people think? I can't be sent to the Sunshine School! I won't live one day! I'll-"
"Calm down," he said gently. "This happens to all of us. Duo was really out of line anyway."
"Hey!" He looked indignant and tried to whip Heero with his hair, but it was too clumsy. "If only we were anywhere else."
"We ain't," said Hilde. "We have all got to face the music. There's no way around it-why, hello, Dorothy. I must get the number of the guy that does your 'brows."
Dorothy came in sulking, with one of her oversized, dirty-dirty blond eyebrows still intact, and the area where the other one once was covered by a bandage. "Oh, go suck on Duo." She made it to one of the last remaining standing spots in the room. It was getting more crowded than a Tokyo subway.
"I didn't hear that, did I, Dorothy?"
"You better believe that you did." Dorothy crossed her arms. "Now, what are you going to do about it, huh?"
"I hope you aren't to attached to that other eyebrow of yours, Caledonia." Hilde started to cross the room to where the blond was standing, but Trowa got in the way. "No time to fight now," he said simply.
"Really," said Wufei. "Don't want him to walk into a catfight, that'll make all of us look bad." That ended the discussion for a minute, until Wufei wrinkled his eyebrows and got up. "Huh. If the main office is right next door to here, then why is it that it is so quiet?"
"Soundproof door?" Quatre went up to the smoked glass door, to the office. "Can't see a thing. I'll crack the door open, and say that we needed some air."
He did, and peered outside. "There's no one there."
"What do you mean, there's no one there?" Heero went over to the door and looked out, then said, "Unusual. There is no one there, but none of the computers out there have their screensaver out."
"Did all of them just leave?" asked Duo. "Maybe this is a test. Maybe they are hiding to see if we leave here without suspensions being dispensed."
"Duo, you're paranoid." Quatre kept one eye looking out of the door. "Whoa, okay, that was a lit-tle freaky."
"Now what happened?" Dorothy sighed and came on over to him, and pushed the door further open. "What is it? I don't see a thing."
"All of the screensavers went on at the same time."
"So?"
"It wasn't one, then the other, then the other. All of them went on at once. I saw three go up in the exact same moment." He turned. "The _exact_ same moment."
"Fine, I will go to investigate to quell girlie-man's fears." Wufei went into the regular office and around a corner out into the hallway. He stayed out for a few minutes, and came back with a quizzical look on his face. "There's no one anywhere. I went all the way to the music rooms in the other building and I didn't see a soul."
"Hello?"
"Is there anybody out here left?"
"Honk if you're horny."
Everyone turned to face Duo. "Come on, you guys. Think of all the guys that would have honked if there was anyone listening."
"Okay," said Hilde. "I think that we have affirmed that the school is completely empty. We can just think were are saved and go home, or we could look around for anything that might have driven everyone off."
"Yeah," said Dorothy. "Maybe there are a thousand bodies all piled up in the auditorium and the killers are looking for us now."
"Right." Hilde looked around one more corner, and said, "Definitely empty. We could explore around better if we split into pairs-so if anything threatening is in here, then we can save each other."
"I was kidding."
"Now I figure that me and Duo could go together, and Relena and Heero, and Trowa and Quatre.and I guess that Dorothy and Wufei would be the last group."
"No, seriously, Hilde, I was just fooling around." Dorothy's voice took a note of alarm. "Don't leave me with Crazy Chinese Boy here."
"I guess we will meet up at the main entrance in.an hour? So back in the front at around 4:15." Hilde went off in one direction. "Come with me Duo, we can go this way."
"All right, babe." He faithfully went off at her heels. Relena with Heero went up a flight of stairs, and the Quatre/Trowa group wet in the direction opposite that of Hilde and Duo.
Wufei and Dorothy were alone, standing well away from each other and looking at us suspiciously. "I sure as hell didn't ask to be with you, Wu- Wu."
"Same goes here, Eyebrow Girl."
"You didn't call me that." She approached him, and he her. "you will hope that you never caught sight of my beautiful eyebrows!
Will Dorothy and Wufei beat each other up? Will the Gundam kids find anything.out of this world? What _is_ up with Dorothy's eyebrows, anyway? Stay tuned to find out!
Daniel Ocean
All standard warnings
The principal looked at then group of seven teens warily. "You are telling me that all of you are friends with each other? No wonder you are all in here at once. It spreads through everyone."
"Not all of us are bad," said Heero. "Relena's a fine individual."
"All I know is that she chased after Braid Boy over here and tried to attack him with a weapon. She is probably facing Safe School charges and may be suspended for a very long time."
"Never knew that a fountain pen was a 'weapon'," she flatly replied.
"Trust me, they are. Now if all of you will excuse me, I have one more thing to do for the day, and then all of your parents, one by one, will be called. Your parents will be the first to hear about it, you can rest assured, young lady."
He left, leaving them all with their own thoughts. Relena leaned over in her seat to put her head on Heero's. "My God, I am so screwed." She sniffed and looked like she was next to tears. "What will my mother say? What'll people think? I can't be sent to the Sunshine School! I won't live one day! I'll-"
"Calm down," he said gently. "This happens to all of us. Duo was really out of line anyway."
"Hey!" He looked indignant and tried to whip Heero with his hair, but it was too clumsy. "If only we were anywhere else."
"We ain't," said Hilde. "We have all got to face the music. There's no way around it-why, hello, Dorothy. I must get the number of the guy that does your 'brows."
Dorothy came in sulking, with one of her oversized, dirty-dirty blond eyebrows still intact, and the area where the other one once was covered by a bandage. "Oh, go suck on Duo." She made it to one of the last remaining standing spots in the room. It was getting more crowded than a Tokyo subway.
"I didn't hear that, did I, Dorothy?"
"You better believe that you did." Dorothy crossed her arms. "Now, what are you going to do about it, huh?"
"I hope you aren't to attached to that other eyebrow of yours, Caledonia." Hilde started to cross the room to where the blond was standing, but Trowa got in the way. "No time to fight now," he said simply.
"Really," said Wufei. "Don't want him to walk into a catfight, that'll make all of us look bad." That ended the discussion for a minute, until Wufei wrinkled his eyebrows and got up. "Huh. If the main office is right next door to here, then why is it that it is so quiet?"
"Soundproof door?" Quatre went up to the smoked glass door, to the office. "Can't see a thing. I'll crack the door open, and say that we needed some air."
He did, and peered outside. "There's no one there."
"What do you mean, there's no one there?" Heero went over to the door and looked out, then said, "Unusual. There is no one there, but none of the computers out there have their screensaver out."
"Did all of them just leave?" asked Duo. "Maybe this is a test. Maybe they are hiding to see if we leave here without suspensions being dispensed."
"Duo, you're paranoid." Quatre kept one eye looking out of the door. "Whoa, okay, that was a lit-tle freaky."
"Now what happened?" Dorothy sighed and came on over to him, and pushed the door further open. "What is it? I don't see a thing."
"All of the screensavers went on at the same time."
"So?"
"It wasn't one, then the other, then the other. All of them went on at once. I saw three go up in the exact same moment." He turned. "The _exact_ same moment."
"Fine, I will go to investigate to quell girlie-man's fears." Wufei went into the regular office and around a corner out into the hallway. He stayed out for a few minutes, and came back with a quizzical look on his face. "There's no one anywhere. I went all the way to the music rooms in the other building and I didn't see a soul."
"Hello?"
"Is there anybody out here left?"
"Honk if you're horny."
Everyone turned to face Duo. "Come on, you guys. Think of all the guys that would have honked if there was anyone listening."
"Okay," said Hilde. "I think that we have affirmed that the school is completely empty. We can just think were are saved and go home, or we could look around for anything that might have driven everyone off."
"Yeah," said Dorothy. "Maybe there are a thousand bodies all piled up in the auditorium and the killers are looking for us now."
"Right." Hilde looked around one more corner, and said, "Definitely empty. We could explore around better if we split into pairs-so if anything threatening is in here, then we can save each other."
"I was kidding."
"Now I figure that me and Duo could go together, and Relena and Heero, and Trowa and Quatre.and I guess that Dorothy and Wufei would be the last group."
"No, seriously, Hilde, I was just fooling around." Dorothy's voice took a note of alarm. "Don't leave me with Crazy Chinese Boy here."
"I guess we will meet up at the main entrance in.an hour? So back in the front at around 4:15." Hilde went off in one direction. "Come with me Duo, we can go this way."
"All right, babe." He faithfully went off at her heels. Relena with Heero went up a flight of stairs, and the Quatre/Trowa group wet in the direction opposite that of Hilde and Duo.
Wufei and Dorothy were alone, standing well away from each other and looking at us suspiciously. "I sure as hell didn't ask to be with you, Wu- Wu."
"Same goes here, Eyebrow Girl."
"You didn't call me that." She approached him, and he her. "you will hope that you never caught sight of my beautiful eyebrows!
Will Dorothy and Wufei beat each other up? Will the Gundam kids find anything.out of this world? What _is_ up with Dorothy's eyebrows, anyway? Stay tuned to find out!