A/N:  Brushes away dust from the keyboard…  "wait…I can see!  I can see!!!!!"  Proceeds to sit down, missing the computer chair entirely… "No…no I can't"

(Just a little scene stealing from Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

::starts singing::  Guess who's back?  Back again?  I am back, tell a friend!  ::readers stare:: O.o  Hmm, well, good news!!  I actually can see!!!  Hooray!!  And because I can see, that means I can type, which means I can give you guys another chapter!!  ::everyone cheers and hoots in excitement::  AND  ::everyone quiets down in anticipation::  Because you guys have waited so long, and so patiently……….in less than a few days I'm going to give you guys another chapter!!!!  ::everyone cheers again::  ^_^  I figured that'd make you guys happy!!

Anywho, I'm making my own plot with this story, (well, that's kinda of a DUH), but I'm gonna incorporate some actual scenes from the series………sorta, kinda, not really. heeheehee ^_^().  Just read, and you'll find out!   :o)

Warning:  Much Silliness, (I hope), up ahead, some Vejiita bashing, (literally), and another character comes into this story!!!  That, and I apologize, but this is not one of my better chapters……it is necessary to the plot……but it is not one of my better chapters.

Disclaimer:  I claim that I own this story…….and some cd's…….and my purse….and my stereo---no, my parents bought me that….and my new clothes---nope, mom bought that too  ::sighs:: man, I don't even own my car…….

And now, on with the story.

Hello, hello Kitty!

'Bulma, you are evil'  She grinned maliciously.  Bulma let out a sinister chuckle that eerily sounded like Cruella DeVil as she menacingly rubbed her hands together that eerily looked like……well, looked like someone evil.

"Zip-a-dee-do-da, zip-a-dee-day.  My, oh, my what a wonderful day…"  The female chikyuu-jinn skipped along back to the capsule corporation building, happy as ever.  The picture set was almost laughable in a nostalgia way, except for the disturbing demonic glint in her eyes.

As she came closer to the compound, her eyes befell on a silhouette…….a man's siloutte….one with spikey hair.

Stopping, the blue haired onna fixed her hazard hair, straightened her top, and then confidently strode in through the door.

"Everything is fixed and raring to go.  The gravity room is ready when you are."  She smirked, 'This is going to be great!  Oh, Bulma dear, sometimes you even surprise myself……..er I surprise yourself….er, I mean…….oh, forget it.'  Her puzzlement switched back from Jeckyll to Hyde, donning the grin as the icing on the cake, as she went back to daydreaming.  She almost drooled as she silently giggled at the pictures of Vejiita being----

"Great, babe!  I can't wait to try it out!" 

Startled, she blinked.

'Since when is his royal assness so chipper?  And since when did he refer to me as "babe"?  Wait a minute…….that's not Vejiita….that's…….'

She let her eyes focus as she came out of her daydream.

"Yamucha!?!?!?!"

He stared at her, "Who else did you expect?"

"Well," She sputtered, "To be honest, Vejiita."

He laughed, "Which is why I'm here!"  He grinned as she stared, stupefied.

"Okay, now I'm confused…"

He smiled as he leaned over a pecked her on the cheek, "That's okay, you're cute when you're confused."

She cocked an eyebrow, which Yamucha noticed jarringly resembled Vejiita's look of, if one can call it, confusion.

"I'm here to use the gravity room."

Bulma paled at the response.  He had stated it, as if it were nothing.  But sadly, it would be everything after what Bulma had done.  She gasped as she imagine all her previous thoughts of Vejiita happening to her boyfriend.  She cringed, 'Not pretty, definitely not a pretty sight.'

"Well," She fumbled, "See, I would let you use it, but, um, you see, it's Vejiita's gravity room."

He stared at her, "Yeah, so what?"

Bulma closed her eyes and sighed, 'This might be harder than I thought.'

"See, Vejiita doesn't like other people using his toys.  And, I'd be worried that he'd hear the gravity room being used, and he would get upset."

Yamucha arched his eyebrows, "Since when do you care if Vejiita's upset?"

Bulma flushed, "I don't!  I mean," She shuffled around her mind for a good excuse, but her boyfriends curious gaze was unraveling her.

She scrunched her nose up, "Ooh, what does it matter!!  You've gotten me off the subject!"  She pinched the bridge of her nose, trying to fight off an oncoming headache she was getting.

'This is what you get for telling me to shut up.'

'Oh, not you again!  Please, I'm just trying to find a way to divert Yamucha.'

'Why don't you just tell him your plan?'  The voice responded.

'Are you kidding?  He already thinks I'm violent enough, I don't need to add on to it.  Besides, he doesn't hate Vejiita, I think he only really, really, dislikes him.'

The voice humphed, 'Fine, whatever you say.'

"Look, Yamucha, to be honest, I'd be worried that he'd find out you had used his gravity room and he would beat you to a bloody pulp."

"Well, thanks for your vote of confidence in my strength."  He said sarcastically.

Bulma sighed, and looked up at her boyfriend with a loving half smile.

"You know I believe in you, but it's the truth whether you like it or not.  Vejiita is stronger than you……by a lot."

Yamucha sighed, (A/N: the characters seem to be sighing a lot, don't they, ^_^ ), "Alright, alright.  Hey, speaking of Vejiita, where is he?"

Bulma waved a hand, "Oh, he's off somewhere.  Who knows?"  She shrugged, as she wound her arms around Yamucha's neck, "It's a lot quieter without him here, anyway."  She leaned in, inching her face to his.

"So you're certain he's not here?"  He stared in her eyes.

"Positive,"  She replied as she leaned in closer, her lips so close to his she could feel his breath.

"Well, then I guess I can use the gravity room!"  He cried out in excitement as he lunged for the door.

Bulma fell over, not expecting that to happen.  She twitched as she followed him out, her worry forgotten as her anger took control.

"Yamucha!"  She bellowed, "That is NOT what I meant by 'he's not here'.

He turned around, well aware of her anger, "I know babe," He pecked her on the cheek, "But I'm probably not going to get another opportunity to try out this gravity training thing."  He smiled at her, then turned to open the door to the chamber.

Reality came rushing back to her, and Bulma's anger left her as quickly as it had entered her.  The blood rushed down from her face as she raced to the door.

'Please, don't, please!'

She dashed forward, stepping inside the room before he could close it.

"Umm, there will be plenty of time for the gravity room!!  Why, uh……..why don't you just love the view of the woods?"  She was ranting now, but she didn't care.  She had to get him out of there……NOW.

He looked at her perplexed, "Um, it's great, Bulma.  But, this probably is a once in a life time opportunity.  Besides," He lifted her up, placing her outside the room, "You can't stay here or else you get as flat as a pancake."  He chuckled at his comment, but Bulma paled even more.

"But-----"

He smiled as he shook his head, "No buts, I'll see you in a few."  He winked as he closed the door, sealing the room off from the outside world.

Bulma's eyes widened, "KUSO"  She squeezed her eyes shut, hoping it would be a dream.  She opened them.

'Nope, still the same.  Yamucha's inside the gravity room, ready to turn it on, and become a pile of mush.'

"Shit!!!!  Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit…."

She paced back and forth in front of the door, watching every second go by as Yamucha's hand inched closer and closer to the start button.

Closer.

Closer.

His finger was almost touching it.

Closer still.

Bingo.

She shut her eyes, not wanting to watch the carnage as she heard the gravity room whirr to life.

Silence.

'What?'  She opened an eye in confusion, then opened the other.  She stared mystified as Yamucha stared at the panel, with an exact copy of her look.  He was alive!!!!!

'YES!'

'But how…….?'

"WOMAN!"

'Oh, good Lord, she was not about to deal with this.'

She turned to find none other than the Prince himself standing next to her, with a finger on a bright red button.

She gaped.

'Of course!  The emergency shut down!  How could I have been so STUPID!'

She grimaced as she turned and hit her head against the gravity room.

'Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPID……..'  With each stupid, Bulma banged her head against the room, as Vejiita stared at her incredulously.

'STU-----'

"Ow."  She rubbed her hand against her now aching cranium.

"Woman," The voice brought her back to attention, "As much as I enjoy seeing your stupidity bring about pain, I would appreciate it if you would remove the human from my chambers, seeing as this is MY training facility!"

Her head to throbbing to argue, she embarrassingly opened the door.

"Yamucha, out."

"But, Bulma, I didn't even get to start!"

"I know," She pleaded, "But just please!  Get out?"

"Babe----"  He stopped as aflame of black hair came into view.

Vejiita sneered viciously "Leave now, before I decide to beat you to a pulp as a warm-up."

Yamucha gulped.

"Uh, sure.  No problem."  He nervously laughed as he quickly exited the room.

Vejiita entered the gravity room, growled, and then turned to Bulma, "You realize, woman, that no one is to enter this but myself?!  And only you are allowed to enter because you are needed for the repairs!  If such a mistake like this ever, ever happens again I will not hesitate to repeat this morning's incident.  Although, I'm sure you would be happy if I did."  He leaned over, glowering, "Understood?"

Bulma shot daggers at the Ouji, as Yamucha watched, wary and puzzled, "Yes," She replied, "You're as clear as crystal."  Her mouth formed a thin line as the saiya-jinn smirked in triumph, slamming the door shut.

"Serves you right," Bulma muttered under her breath, 'You are SO going to get what you deserve.'

She folded her arms as she watched Vejiita start up the gravity room.

"Hey, Bulma?" 

She inclined an ear, her eyes never leaving Vejiita's form.

"Yes?"  She continued to watch, like a hawk stalking it's prey.

"What happened this morning?"  Yamucha was concerned.  He didn't really think Vejiita would ever hurt Bulma, but, 'You never know with that guy.'

"Nothing that is worth discussing."  She ended.  Seeing as he wasn't going to get much out of her, Yamucha turned towards the compound.

"Well, I'm going to head in then, are you com------"  He stopped as he heard a loud clang, and stream of muffled curses, and a chuckling Bulma.

"What the……?"

CLANG!

"Shimmata!"

"Heeheehee"

BOING!

"Shit!!"

"Hehhehhehhehheh"

BAM!

"Fuck!"

"Bwahahahaha!!"

Yamucha stood, mouth agape, as he watched the saiya-jinn no ouji flailing vicariously around the gravity room as his girlfriend stood wickedly cackling.

Yamucha ran up to Bulma.

"Turn it off!"

She turned around, thoroughly baffled.  "Why on earth would I do such a stupid thing like that?!?!?"

"Bulma!  He could get brain damage or something from being knocked around like that!"  He watched the amount of gravity rocket around from zero to 300 back to zero then to fifty then to 273 then to three, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

"Like that'll ever happen.  He'd too hard headed to even get a bruise."  The couple glared at each other as they continued to argue, neither noticing the cursing having come to a complete stop, and the only noise was the sound of the saiya-jinns body being thrown around like a rag doll.

Bulma and Yamucha were still arguing when--------

KABOOM!

Both stopped and stared at each other in silence, turning their heads at the same time to watch the smoke billowing out of the gravity room.

Yamucha stared in horror as Bulma reacted by reaching for the emergency shut off.

"Fuck, this wasn't supposed to happen."

The gravity room whirred down into silence, signaling it was relatively safe for the two to go in.

Bulma raced for the door, throwing it open, and Yamucha soon acted after that.  They two humans coughed as smoke can pouring out through the door.  Yamucha was busy calling Vejiita's name, as Bulma stared at the sparking control panel.

'This wasn't supposed to happen.  He was only supposed to get a bit banged up.  I didn't think it would cause this much damage!'

'That's where you went wrong, you didn't think.'

'Fuck it, I am in NO mood to deal with voices now.'

The smoke was beginning to clear, and she was able to clearly see all the burnt wires and circuitry.  She pushed the remaining smoke out of her eyes as she heard Yamucha calling.

"Bulma, over here!  I found him!"

She raced over to find Yamucha trying to get a response out of Vejiita.

Yamucha looked up, "This is why you didn't want me to use it?!"

Bulma nodded, feeling herself tear up, "I didn't mean for it to go this far, this wasn't supposed to happen.  He was only supposed to get beat up a little bit!"

"Does this look like a little bit!?!?!"  Yamucha yelled at her.  He sighed, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to yell."

"Is he---" She couldn't bring herself to say it, she didn't want to think she might be the cause of Vejiita's-----

"Wench," They heard a weak cough as Vejiita's eyes  squinted open.  Bulma rushed down, kneeling by the saiya-jinn.

"Vejiita, don't talk.  We'll get you to the infirmary, just hang on----"

She felt a hand clamp over her mouth, and looked as Vejiita removed his hand.

"Well, as you Chikyuu-jinns say….'Touché'"  And he collapsed, exhausted.

Bulma blinked, "Well," She said to Yamucha, "at least we know he's alive."

But Yamucha wasn't listening.  He was leaning over the control panel, pushing away various wires that weren't going to burn his hand, to get to the main computer chip.  He paused as something caught his eye.

Gasping, he whispered, "So that's the cause of all this mess!?!?"  He quickly grabbed the object and faced Bulma.  He paused; there she was, caressing Vejiita's face, barely holding in tears.  It was bizarrely beautiful, causing Yamucha to give a sad smile.  Shaking himself out of his reverie, he spoke.

"Oh, Bulma." 

She turned, staring up at him.

"Can you tell me what is the meaning of this?"  He pointed to the object in his possession.

Bulma stared………….blinked………then spoke……

"Oops."

There, in Yamucha's hand, was a very singed, very kawaii looking, red and white, Hello Kitty magnet.

A/N:  Heeheehee.  As you should know, computer chips don't do very well around magnets.  As for if a Hello Kitty magnet would do damage?  I don't know, but, personally, I'm not going to ruin my computer just to find out!  LoL.  Anywho,  whew!  That took me two whole hours of sitting on my butt to type this out for you guys!!

I hope you guys enjoyed it!  See?  I suffered for a week for you people (sorta, lol) and now you've got one of my longest chapters and another to soon be on the way!!!!  So, I'm off, and I shall see you all later!  Oh, and as always [Please] review, review, review!!

Oh!  And please read my other story/essay.  It's in originals, just go to my profile, and it's there.  Please read and review it!  I need constructive criticism!