(When we last saw our heroes they had just discovered the effects of Mad Scientist Booker T's latest invention... He had somehow turned everyone's favorite wrestlers into iddle kids! And now.. the saga continues.)

Sean: (shaking Rogue) Wake up! Wake up! You can't leave me alone with these little ankle biters! I know! I'll get the smelling salt from the first aid kit... Be back in no time!

(He runs out the room. Meanwhile, all the kiddies stand around Rogue's unconscious self. Rogue slowly wakes up and sees she's surrounded.)

Rogue: Gee... Now I know what Gulliver felt like... (sits up) Hey! Where's Sean?

Chibi chibi: He went to get da first aid kit.

RVD: You fainted... It was cool!

(Sean finally returns with the kit and sees that Rogue has come around.)

Sean: Oh.. You're awake...

(Rogue stands up and dusts herself off)

Rogue: Yeah.. No thanks to you... How could this have happened? What are we gonna do?

Sean: Well, let's think logically...

Rogue: o_o

Sean: Okay... I'll think logically.. You just stand there and smile.

Rogue: Okay! That I can do! ^____^

Sean: o_O... Okay... The only thing we can do is wait for Booker T to come back.

Rogue: But that might be hours from now. He's out on the town living it up... while he can... Thunder and Lady Cat are gonna have fits when they see Taker.. and Bradshaw... Oohh.. We are SO in trouble.

(Rogue falls to her knees and begins to cry.)

Rogue: What are we gonna do?!

Chibi chibi: Let's go to da park!!

Kurt: Yeah! Let's go to da park!

Sean: Umm.. I don't know about that...

Rock: Listen here! The Rock wants to go to da park or else!

Sean: Or else what?

Kane: Ya shouldn'ta asked him dat.

Rock: Or else I'll hold my breath till I turn blue!

X-Pac: Hey! You didn't say "The Rock"!

Rock: Shuddup, Jabroni!

Rogue: (whispers to Sean) It looks like we're about to have a pay per view match right here if we don't take em out.

Sean: (whispers back) Are you sure it's safe to take the unruly kids outside?

Rogue: Don't worry. You go get a few toys for them to play with once we get there... I'll get em ready.

Sean: Umm.. Are you sure about that?

Rogue: (rolls up sleeves) I can handle this.

Sean: Okay... be back in a snap. (leaves)

(Chaos was beginning to take over among the kiddie Superstars. Stephanie was chasing Trish. Chris and Hunter were arguing about who was the best counter. And Taker was going on and on about respect. Rogue pulls a bullhorn from her Almighty Bottomless Backpack.)

Rogue: Now here this! We are getting ready to leave! So everyone fall in and get a buddy. The sooner we do this, the sooner we can leave!

(Billy and Chuck immediately joined up and stood in front of Rogue. Matt and Jeff did the same as well as Farooq and Bradshaw. The others were less enthusiastic.)

Austin: I'm Stevie Austin and I don't need no stinkin buddy! WHAT? I said I don't need no stinkin buddy!

Rogue: You mean you don't want to pick a guy to be your buddy?

Austin: Yeah!

Rogue: And is that the same for the rest of you?

Everyone else: Yeah!

Rogue: Well.. Then I'll pick for you!

(Everyone groans)

Rogue: And if you don't like it, you can stay behind and watch the History Channel. Well.. Since there are no more protests... Let me see... (thinks for a minute) Okay... Trish and Stephanie can get in line together.

Stephanie: No way!! I'm not standin in line wif that Barbie Doll!

Trish: I'm not walkin wif her either!

(Rogue pulls out TV Guide from her A.B.B.)

Rogue: Hmmm.. Crimes and Trials are on in a few minutes.. Sounds very educational...

Steph and Trish: It's okay!

(They both get in line.)

Rogue: I'm so glad you feel that way.. Now.. For the rest of you rugrats... Here's the last chance for you to choose before I choose for ya! So.. Hunter.. Who do you choose?

Hunter: I choose... Chibi chibi!

X-Pac: Ha ha! She's a girl!

Chibi chibi: You got a problem wif girls? Cause I'll punch your nose in!

X-Pac: Umm.. I'm gonna line up wif Scott now!

(After a while, Sean comes back and sees that all the children have fallen in line.)

Sean: Well, I'm quite impressed! You really got control over the situation, didn't you?

Rogue: Yup yup!

Sean: Well, I've got all the supplies. I left a note for the ladies telling them to meet us at the park when they've arrived. Maybe we'll have thought of something to tell them by then. Well, I guess we're off.

Rogue: Great! So..... Where're we going? ^_______^

~*~

(In minutes, Rogue, Sean, and the cute kiddies were at the park. A few ran over to the slide and began lining up. A couple ran over to the jungle gym and the monkey bars. The rest just ran about, looking for something interesting. Seeing all of them running around, Sean and Rogue figured they'd have their hands full. They both take a seat on a nearby bench.)

Sean: Have you ever taken care of twenty kids at once?

Rogue: Well, I did work in a daycare center one summer... But there were about four of us against sixteen of them... The odds were in our favor.

Sean: Well, we'll have to keep our eyes open until we get some back up. I told your sisters to make a few dozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches...

Rogue: O__O A few dozen?!

Sean: Well.. these are some growing boys. And we've got plenty of juice boxes in the fridge. I asked for some of them to come down here once everything was ready to help us wrangle the children together. Hopefully, we'll have thought up something to tell them by then.

Rogue: We might as well tell them the truth.. No sense in putting it off. Besides, they hate lies.

Kevin: Miss Rogue! Me and Kane wanna get on da see-saw!

X-Pac: Kevin, you traitor! You're supposed to play wif us!

Kevin: You guys aren't big enough to get on it wif me! Besides, me and Kane were buddies on da line and now we're gonna be buddies in da park. Right, Kane?

Kane: (blinks) Whatever...

Rogue: (to Sean) I'll be right back.. Keep your eyes open. (leaves)

Sean: (sighs) I'm gonna hurt that mad scientist.

(He feels someone poking his leg and looks down.)

Sean: Can I help you, Taker?

Taker: (very serious) You respect me, right? Cause if not, we're gonna have problems.

(Sean reaches into Rogue's A.B.B. and pulls something out.)

Sean: You know, I really don't want us to have problems. So how about we make a little deal.

Taker: A deal?

Sean: Yeah... If I let you have this toy motorcycle, can we be friends?

Taker: Yeah! Yeah! (takes the bike) Thanks! (runs off) Sean respects me!! VROOOMMM!!!

Sean: Well.. That was easy enough...

Stephanie: (yells from the swings) Sean! Come push me and Trish on the swings!

Sean: Oh bother....