(After running a few errands, the Ladies come back and find Sean's note. Jackie, Nessa, Beth, and Shelly went over to the park while the others got the lunches ready. When they get to the park, they are surprised to see Rogue and Sean chasing after about twenty little 5 year olds.)
Nessa: Who are all those kids?
Beth: (yells) Hey, Rogue! You adopt some playmates for Chibi chibi and didn't tell us?
(Rogue runs over to the others. By the time she gets there, she's slightly out of breath.)
Rogue: Huh? Oh.. no... Ya see.. That's what I wanted to talk to you about...
Beth: You want some help?
Rogue: Umm.. sure... Just give me a minute... O_O (yells) Bradshaw! You stop that Three Card Monty game right this minute! You know you're too young to gamble!
Shelly: Did she just say...
Beth: ...Bradshaw?!
Jackie: Ummm... Rogue... What's goin on? Are these our guys?
Nessa: No way.. Can't be...
(Before she can fish her sentence, Rogue dashes across the grass.)
Rogue: (yells) Matthew! Get your brother out of that headlock!! Play nice you two!
(Shelly sees Nessa's about the faint and guides her to a bench.)
Nessa: Matt?! My Matt?! A.... child?! How did this happen?
(Sean comes over to the bench and plops down a muddy, screaming child.)
Sean: I guess Booker T finally invented something that worked.
Nessa: But how?!
Sean: Don't know... Rogue and I came back and they were like this. We've been trying to hold onto our sanity ever since... And our hearing.. Keep an eye on Kurt, will ya? Kane and Kevin need help gettin off the seesaw.
Beth: How do you know that?
Kevin and Kane: Sean! Get us off dis crazy thing?
Sean: -___- Call it a hunch... (leaves)
Shelly: Well, we might as well make the best of things... (sits next to Kurt) What happened to you?
Kurt: (sniffle) Big Show pushed me in da mud!! (sniffle sniffle) Can I sit on your lap?
Shelly: Ummm... (yells) Sean! Sean: Check Rogue's Backpack... There might be something in there. (runs across the grass) Billy! Chuck! If you're gonna jump rope with the girls, you have to give them their turns!
Hunter: Dog pile on Sean!
(Several of the boys knock Sean down and jump on top of him)
Sean: Oww!! Get your knee out of my stomach!
Austin: Whose elbow is in my eye? WHAT? Move your dang arm!
Beth: I guess we can help them out... until we get things figured out...
(Shelly pulls blanket out of Rogue's A.B.B. and puts it over her lap.)
Shelly: Come on, Kurt. Let's wipe those tears away, okay?
Kurt: (sniffle) Okay... (sits in Shelly's lap) You're a nice lady... Ya wanna see my medals?
Rogue: (shouts) Jackie-chan! Jungle gym!
Jackie: Huh... (looks over at the jungle gym) Oh dear... (runs to the gym, shouting) Jeffrey Nero Hardy! Don't you dare jump from all the way up there! You'll break your lil neck!
Nessa: (pulls out her cell phone) The girls aren't gonna believe this...
(At thee top of the slide's ladder, Hurricane finds a bit of trouble.)
Hurricane: (cries) Help meeee!!! It's too high!! Too high!!
Edge: (from below him) Aww man.. not again!!
Christian: Super hero, my sweet fannie! I thought he said he could fly!
Edge: Ooohhh... I'll make him fly...
(Rogue is busy trying to get X-Pac and Scott out of a tree.)
Rogue: (grumbles) Damn that boy! Didn't I tell him not to go up there again! (shouts) Sean! Slide!
(Unfortunately, Sean is preoccupied....)
Sean: (still lying beneath a pile of kids) Medic... @__@
Beth: I got him! (rushes over to the slide)
Shelly: I hope those sandwiches are almost ready...
Kurt: Will you blow my nose?
(Meg, Judi, Lady Cat, Patti, and Vicky were standing in the entrance hall of the Complex. Nessa had called them and told them about what happened and that they would be on their way back soon.)
Judi: (paces back and forth) Wait until I get my hands on that Booker T!!!
Meg: Don't worry, sis. We'll make him pay...
Vicky: Here they come!
Patti: Oh my...
(The kids slowly trickle into the room. Matt is holding Nessa's hand. Jeff is happily riding on Jackie's shoulders. A muddy Kurt is clinging to Shelly's leg. Chris Jericho, who had a bandage on his leg, holds Beth's hand. In her arms, Rogue is carrying a slightly heavy Kane. A sniffling Taker is at her side.)
Vicky: (kneels down in front of Chris) And what happened to you?
Chris: We was playin soccer and I fell down... (excited) Ya wanna see it? ^_______^
Vicky: Umm.. No.. It's okay...
Judi: Where's Taker? We wanna see him.
Patti: And Kane.
Rogue: The sniffling boy on my left is Taker. The one I'm holding... that is getting kind of heavy... is Kane.
Kane: Not heavy...
Rogue: If you say so, sweetie.
(Lady Cat and Judi rush to Taker's side. Patti takes Kane from Rogue.)
Lady Cat: Our poor Undertaker. He's been turned into a kindergartner!
Judi: Uhhh.. Rogue... What happened to him? Why is he so upset?
Kevin: It's all his fault... He deserved it...
Taker: (sniffle) Nuh uuhhh...
Rogue: Kevin.. Why don't you tell the nice ladies what happened?
Kevin: Umm.. okay... ^___^ Umm.. Me and Kane.. We was pullin up some grass...
Meg: Pulling up grass?
Kevin: Yeah.. We was lookin fer ants... Anyway.. We was pullin up some grass and then Taker came over wif his bike that Sean gave him...
Lady Cat: (to Sean) A bike?
Sean: A toy bike.. Kinda like a peace offering.
Rogue: You gave him a bike!
Sean: Hey! I had to do something to keep him from beating me up.
Rogue: Ain't it sad? A grown man afraid of a toddler.
Sean: (mumbles) A mean toddler.
Kevin: Will you let me finish?! Like I said, Taker came over and he said that his bike was extra cool and that it could fly and stuff.. And Kane was like, "Bikes don't fly." And then Taker got really, really mad... and he kicked Kane right in his boom boom!
Patti: (to Kane, sounding extremely upset) In your boom boom?
Kane: (nods) In my boom boom...
Meg: Then what happened?
Kane: I bit him.
Judi: You bit him?!
Taker: (wails) HE... BIT... ME!!!!! (wipes his nose on his sleeve)
Lady Cat: Oh! You poor thing! Where'd he bite you?
Taker: (sniffle) On.. my.. ARM!! See! You can still see the teef marks!
Sean: I checked him out.. He didn't even break the skin.. He'll be fine.
Vicky: Who knew Kane was a biter?
Meg: Well.. No one ever kicked him in his boom boom before...
(Once they got the kids cleaned up, they set them in front of the television and served them their sandwiches and juice. Billy and Chuck had a bit of an argument over who was funnier: Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck. Taker and Kane apologized to each other and promised never to bite or kick each other ever again. After everyone had finished their lunch and gone to the bathroom, the ladies put them down for their naps in the Lounge.)
Shelly: Well... That certainly was exhausting.
Judi: They're devils when they're awake.. but kinda cute when they're sleeping...
Rogue: Seems a shame to make em have to grow up so soon...
(She's suddenly pelted with throw pillows)
Rogue: Umm.. or not...
(Booker T bursts through the door.)
Booker: Oh happy day!! I'm in the club for sure! Well.. that was a good amount of celebrating I did...
Lady Cat: Would you be quiet? We finally got them down for bed!
Meg: And you'd better change them back to normal... before I have to get out the whip!
Rogue: And she will, too!
Booker: Hehehehehe... Yeah.. Sorry about that.. I guess I was a bit excited. Don't worry though. I'll change em back in no time.
(He leads them into the Lounge. They silently stepped over the adorable sleeping bodies. Booker flips a switch on his machine and it begins to whir.)
Booker: I suggest we get out of here unless we want to be aged as well.
(They leave the room. After they saw the faint red glow from behind the door begin to fade away, they went back into the Lounge. All the Superstars had been turned back to their normal selves.)
Booker: See! All fixed!
(The ladies huddle into a circle and start talking. After a few minutes, the huddle breaks up. Judi and Lady Cat approach Booker T while the others lead the wrestlers out of the room.)
Lady Cat: Gee.. That's some really great machine.
Booker: Thanks! I know! I spent a long time making it.
Judi: And it's so easy to use! Just flip a switch, huh?
(While Booker's back is turned, Judi flips the switch on the machine and turns it on.)
Booker: Yeah! It's sure to make me famous.
Lady Cat: Well.. We'll leave you alone to your invention. Come on, Judi.. The guys are waiting.
(Both rush out of the room. There was the expected red glow from behind the door. Then they opened it to find a miniature Booker T, mad scientist's jacket and all.)
Booker: Hey! What's da big idea?
Lady Cat: Not you, little man!
Judi: That'll teach you to use these boys as guinea pigs! (calls) Oh boys...
(The Superstars enter the room and see Booker T, reduced in status. They surround him.)
Rock: Aww.. Look at the cute iddle Booker....
Hunter: But he hasn't been a very good boy lately, has he, Chris?
Chris: No, he hasn't, Hunter... But we know how to deal with naughty boys, don't we, Taker?
Taker: We sure do... -laughs wickedly-
(Kane slowly closes the door.)
Booker: (muffled) No! No! Noooooo!!!
The End! ^_______^