Disclaimer:I do not own DBZ why is life unfair? :(
A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'
Just in case you forgot:
Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku
Scooby What?
Chapter 2
The Case of the Porn Mag Ransack!
Vegeta faced the front of the van, and rested his head on the steering wheel.
"Vegeta?"
"What woman?" Vegeta muttered.
"You look tired, you want me to drive?" Bulma offered.
NO! I may LOOK like shit but I don't fell like it, well almost."
"Forget it!"
"Geez! Guys, For some reason I'm hungry." Yamcha whined while he scratched the nappy hairs on his chin.
"Well go eat ass for all I care!" Vegeta yelled.
"I thought there was a picnic basket back here?" Chi Chi said.
"Reary?/Really?" Goku and Yamcha asked happily.
Goku and Yamcha begin to search the car roughly.
"I round rit!" Goku shouted.
Goku and Vegeta opened the basket and gawked at the overwhelming amount of food. They began to shovel all the food down, leaving crumbs for the others.
"Well damn Goku, thanks for starving us all!" Bulma yelled at the happy mut.
"You're relcome!"
Bulma sighed and masaged her temples, trying to relieve some stress in her head. Vegeta, some how started the van and they were driving down the road.
An Hour later.........
*Car breakdown sound*
"Vegeta, what the hell did you do?" Bulma asked angrily.
"I did nothing woman?"
"Sure you did, then why did we stop?"
"It appears, that we're out of Gas." Chi Chi analyzed.
Bulma sighed and looked around.
"Hey, theres a farm over there!" Bulma shouted to everyone.
Bulma pointed east.
"Fine woman!" Vegeta replied.
Vegeta got out of the car and pushed the car to the farm. Luckily, he still had super strength in his dream, so pushing the van was no problem. Everyone hoped out of the car and approached the door of the farm.
*Knock Knock Knock*
Bulma knocked on the door. The door opened and a man, with a trench coat, a hat, and a crooked mustache came out.
"Yeah?" A weird old man asked.
"Um, our car has run out of Gas, do you have some or know where we could get any?" Bulma asked politely.
"I have a little. What you kids doing out here?" the weird old man asked.
"I'd like to know the same thing to!" Vegeta muttered beneath his breath.
"Do you know a place we can stay?"
"Nope! I'd let you stay with me but my house is a mess from me tearing it up."
"Why did you tear it up?" Chi Chi asked.
"My Porn Mags have dissapeared and I don't know where they are. I'm hoping they're in the house, but I know HE took them!" the weird old man replied.
"Ewww!" Bulma whined.
"Hush Woman, it's just porn mags."
"That's right! Porn mags are disgusting!" Bulma replied.
"What do you know? You're just a stupid woman!"
"I'am not Vegeta. And besides, when have YOU seen a porn mag?"
"What do you think I did before we mated other than train, eat, and sleep?"
"I don't know. I thought you would choke you're weasel for relief." Bulma honestly said.
"Hell no woman." Vegeta screaming.
"Any way, what do you mean HE?" Chi Chi asked iritatedly.
"There's this thief, more like a ghost."
"A Ghost?" Everyone said together.
"Yep?" the weird old man replied.
"A ghost of who?" Yamcha asked.
"Couple of years back, a man, went by the name of Jackie Chun, loved women. And when his popularity died, and the women left, he died. And his spirit has come back from the dead in search for the largest collection in porn mags!"
"You're kidding right?" Bulma asked.
"Nope!"
"Don't worry, WE'LL solve the case!" Yamcha said reasuringly.
"I hope you do, I'd REALLY like my porn mags back!"
"We'll try our best!" Yamcha replied.
"Ewww!" Bulma whined yet again.
Everyone's on their way to leave when Vegeta turns around and stares at the Weird Old Man.
"There's something about you. I feel we have met before." Vegeta said to the weird old man.
"Yeah, I fell I know you from some where to!" Bulma said aswell.
"Nope! You don't know me!" the weird old man said quickly.
"What's up with you're voice? You sound like a child." Bulma noticed.
"It's allergies."
"Okay" Bulma replied.
Everyone continued to the van. Yamcha filled the vehicle with gas, and everyone hopped in. As the car was driving down the road, and out of clear site, the Weird Old Man stopped his waving and snickered under his breath.
"Do you think they noticed?"
"No way!"
Goten then peaked through the trench coat and looked up.
"Well then hurry and get off my shoulders, you're heavy!"
"Sorry! At least we'll be getting our free porn mags!" Trunks replied.
"You're a genius!" Goten said.
Goten and Trunks High Five each other and re enter the house, thinking of the gifts they will soon recieve. Else where the "Gang" has been driving for quite some time and sleep is taking over their bodies.
"Come on Vegeta. We ALL need to rest, namely me, I need my beauty sleep!" Bulma reasoned.
"Fine then woman." Vegeta agreed.
Vegeta contiunes to drive till he see's an old mansion. He pulls up to it.
"Hey, it looks like the old Playboy Mansion!" Yamcha realised.
"It is, after that one party, they had to move, I guess they left the building here." Vegeta remembered.
"Yuck!" Bulma whined yet again.
"Hush Woman! Let's just get some sleep!"
The "Gang" enters the house and gawk at it's large splendor. They all go up stairs!
"Ok, Kakarott, Weakling, and the nerd sleep in this room, while you and me sleep in this room."
"Vegeta, I thought Girls were supposed to have one room, and the guys were supposed to have the other?"
"Fine, if you want to have sex with the nerd then that's Fine with me." Vegeta replied.
"Forget it!"
"Thankyou!" Vegeta said thankfully.
Everyone goes into their rooms and prepares for sleep. Small chuckling is heard in small parts of the house!
Break to Comercial. Yeah another comercial break. Want to know what the "Gang" Face in the next chapter? Give me 5 - 10 - 15 more reviews, and you're wish will be granted! :)
A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'
Just in case you forgot:
Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku
Scooby What?
Chapter 2
The Case of the Porn Mag Ransack!
Vegeta faced the front of the van, and rested his head on the steering wheel.
"Vegeta?"
"What woman?" Vegeta muttered.
"You look tired, you want me to drive?" Bulma offered.
NO! I may LOOK like shit but I don't fell like it, well almost."
"Forget it!"
"Geez! Guys, For some reason I'm hungry." Yamcha whined while he scratched the nappy hairs on his chin.
"Well go eat ass for all I care!" Vegeta yelled.
"I thought there was a picnic basket back here?" Chi Chi said.
"Reary?/Really?" Goku and Yamcha asked happily.
Goku and Yamcha begin to search the car roughly.
"I round rit!" Goku shouted.
Goku and Vegeta opened the basket and gawked at the overwhelming amount of food. They began to shovel all the food down, leaving crumbs for the others.
"Well damn Goku, thanks for starving us all!" Bulma yelled at the happy mut.
"You're relcome!"
Bulma sighed and masaged her temples, trying to relieve some stress in her head. Vegeta, some how started the van and they were driving down the road.
An Hour later.........
*Car breakdown sound*
"Vegeta, what the hell did you do?" Bulma asked angrily.
"I did nothing woman?"
"Sure you did, then why did we stop?"
"It appears, that we're out of Gas." Chi Chi analyzed.
Bulma sighed and looked around.
"Hey, theres a farm over there!" Bulma shouted to everyone.
Bulma pointed east.
"Fine woman!" Vegeta replied.
Vegeta got out of the car and pushed the car to the farm. Luckily, he still had super strength in his dream, so pushing the van was no problem. Everyone hoped out of the car and approached the door of the farm.
*Knock Knock Knock*
Bulma knocked on the door. The door opened and a man, with a trench coat, a hat, and a crooked mustache came out.
"Yeah?" A weird old man asked.
"Um, our car has run out of Gas, do you have some or know where we could get any?" Bulma asked politely.
"I have a little. What you kids doing out here?" the weird old man asked.
"I'd like to know the same thing to!" Vegeta muttered beneath his breath.
"Do you know a place we can stay?"
"Nope! I'd let you stay with me but my house is a mess from me tearing it up."
"Why did you tear it up?" Chi Chi asked.
"My Porn Mags have dissapeared and I don't know where they are. I'm hoping they're in the house, but I know HE took them!" the weird old man replied.
"Ewww!" Bulma whined.
"Hush Woman, it's just porn mags."
"That's right! Porn mags are disgusting!" Bulma replied.
"What do you know? You're just a stupid woman!"
"I'am not Vegeta. And besides, when have YOU seen a porn mag?"
"What do you think I did before we mated other than train, eat, and sleep?"
"I don't know. I thought you would choke you're weasel for relief." Bulma honestly said.
"Hell no woman." Vegeta screaming.
"Any way, what do you mean HE?" Chi Chi asked iritatedly.
"There's this thief, more like a ghost."
"A Ghost?" Everyone said together.
"Yep?" the weird old man replied.
"A ghost of who?" Yamcha asked.
"Couple of years back, a man, went by the name of Jackie Chun, loved women. And when his popularity died, and the women left, he died. And his spirit has come back from the dead in search for the largest collection in porn mags!"
"You're kidding right?" Bulma asked.
"Nope!"
"Don't worry, WE'LL solve the case!" Yamcha said reasuringly.
"I hope you do, I'd REALLY like my porn mags back!"
"We'll try our best!" Yamcha replied.
"Ewww!" Bulma whined yet again.
Everyone's on their way to leave when Vegeta turns around and stares at the Weird Old Man.
"There's something about you. I feel we have met before." Vegeta said to the weird old man.
"Yeah, I fell I know you from some where to!" Bulma said aswell.
"Nope! You don't know me!" the weird old man said quickly.
"What's up with you're voice? You sound like a child." Bulma noticed.
"It's allergies."
"Okay" Bulma replied.
Everyone continued to the van. Yamcha filled the vehicle with gas, and everyone hopped in. As the car was driving down the road, and out of clear site, the Weird Old Man stopped his waving and snickered under his breath.
"Do you think they noticed?"
"No way!"
Goten then peaked through the trench coat and looked up.
"Well then hurry and get off my shoulders, you're heavy!"
"Sorry! At least we'll be getting our free porn mags!" Trunks replied.
"You're a genius!" Goten said.
Goten and Trunks High Five each other and re enter the house, thinking of the gifts they will soon recieve. Else where the "Gang" has been driving for quite some time and sleep is taking over their bodies.
"Come on Vegeta. We ALL need to rest, namely me, I need my beauty sleep!" Bulma reasoned.
"Fine then woman." Vegeta agreed.
Vegeta contiunes to drive till he see's an old mansion. He pulls up to it.
"Hey, it looks like the old Playboy Mansion!" Yamcha realised.
"It is, after that one party, they had to move, I guess they left the building here." Vegeta remembered.
"Yuck!" Bulma whined yet again.
"Hush Woman! Let's just get some sleep!"
The "Gang" enters the house and gawk at it's large splendor. They all go up stairs!
"Ok, Kakarott, Weakling, and the nerd sleep in this room, while you and me sleep in this room."
"Vegeta, I thought Girls were supposed to have one room, and the guys were supposed to have the other?"
"Fine, if you want to have sex with the nerd then that's Fine with me." Vegeta replied.
"Forget it!"
"Thankyou!" Vegeta said thankfully.
Everyone goes into their rooms and prepares for sleep. Small chuckling is heard in small parts of the house!
Break to Comercial. Yeah another comercial break. Want to know what the "Gang" Face in the next chapter? Give me 5 - 10 - 15 more reviews, and you're wish will be granted! :)