Disclaimer:I do not own DBZ why is life unfair? :(
A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'
Just in case you forgot:
Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku
Scooby What?
Chapter 3
Sounds in the night!
Sounds in the night, in the haunted abandoned Playboy Mansion, you'd expect to hear sounds in the night. Ghosts moaning, spirits screaming, hold up, Ghosts and spirits don't scream this loud?
Bulma and Vegeta are in the other room yelling, more like moaning and screaming.
"Geez! You'd think that they'd be a bit more quiet." Chi Chi muttered.
"Roing Regeta, ris will gret rouder!" Goku said while he covered his ears with his paws.
~ In the room across the hall ~
"Oh Yes! Oh YES! OH YESSSSSSS!" Bulma screamed.
"Hush woman! God damn you!"
"Oh Vegeta, I didn't know you could do that with my ascott!" Bulma complimented.
"There are a lot of things I can do." Vegeta replied.
"Oh My Kami!!!!!!!!!"
~ back in the room filled with nerds ~
"I can't take this anymore, I'm hungry, I'll see if the kitchen has anything to eat." Yamcha reasoned with himself.
"But Yamcha, this place has been abandoned for years, what could you possibly find?" Chi Chi asked.
"It could happen, and besides, Goku's nose will find the food for us!" Yamcha replied.
"Whatever!" Chi Chi replied.
"Reah Reah! Sniff rout!" Goku shouted happily.
Goku and Yamcha hopped out of bed and descended the stairs to eat. Goku used his nose and found some food. He wasn't going to tell Yamcha though. He found a juicy ham.
"Hey Goku, did you find anything?" Yamcha asked.
"Ruh....Rope!"
Goku stuffed the food down and smiled devishly.
"I guess we'll have to starve. Let's go back upstairs."
"Rokay!" Goku replied.
Goku and Yamcha ascended the stairs and still could hear the screaming.
~ Bulma and Vegeta's room ~
"Oh Vegeta, Thankyou Thankyou!" Bulma shouted.
"You're welcome woman!"
"Vegeta?"
"What woman?"
"Since when did this become a threesome?" Bulma asked curiously.
"Threesome?"
Bulma and Vegeta screamed to the top of their lungs, not in pleasure but in fear. They came running out, butt naked. Vegeta covered himself with his ascott while Bulma hid behind him.
"Ruts goin ron?" Goku asked.
"Th-There's a guy in there."
Goku stuck his nose through the doorway and saw a ghost, looking like Jackie Chun.
"Rahhhhhh! Rah grost!" Goku screamed.
"I want my porn mags!" The Ghost of Jackie Chun moaned!
Everyone screamed and ran into the room Chi Chi was in.
"What's going on guys?" Chi Chi asked.
"Some ghost disturbed me and Vegeta!" Bulma replied.
Bulma then looked down and noticed that she and Vegeta were clothed again.
"Hey Vegeta, why are we clothed?"
"Why the hell would I know?"
The "Gang" settled down in the room and thought of their situation.
That's chapter 3. More to come. Just give me 5 - 10 more reviews! Thanx Ja ne'
A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'
Just in case you forgot:
Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku
Scooby What?
Chapter 3
Sounds in the night!
Sounds in the night, in the haunted abandoned Playboy Mansion, you'd expect to hear sounds in the night. Ghosts moaning, spirits screaming, hold up, Ghosts and spirits don't scream this loud?
Bulma and Vegeta are in the other room yelling, more like moaning and screaming.
"Geez! You'd think that they'd be a bit more quiet." Chi Chi muttered.
"Roing Regeta, ris will gret rouder!" Goku said while he covered his ears with his paws.
~ In the room across the hall ~
"Oh Yes! Oh YES! OH YESSSSSSS!" Bulma screamed.
"Hush woman! God damn you!"
"Oh Vegeta, I didn't know you could do that with my ascott!" Bulma complimented.
"There are a lot of things I can do." Vegeta replied.
"Oh My Kami!!!!!!!!!"
~ back in the room filled with nerds ~
"I can't take this anymore, I'm hungry, I'll see if the kitchen has anything to eat." Yamcha reasoned with himself.
"But Yamcha, this place has been abandoned for years, what could you possibly find?" Chi Chi asked.
"It could happen, and besides, Goku's nose will find the food for us!" Yamcha replied.
"Whatever!" Chi Chi replied.
"Reah Reah! Sniff rout!" Goku shouted happily.
Goku and Yamcha hopped out of bed and descended the stairs to eat. Goku used his nose and found some food. He wasn't going to tell Yamcha though. He found a juicy ham.
"Hey Goku, did you find anything?" Yamcha asked.
"Ruh....Rope!"
Goku stuffed the food down and smiled devishly.
"I guess we'll have to starve. Let's go back upstairs."
"Rokay!" Goku replied.
Goku and Yamcha ascended the stairs and still could hear the screaming.
~ Bulma and Vegeta's room ~
"Oh Vegeta, Thankyou Thankyou!" Bulma shouted.
"You're welcome woman!"
"Vegeta?"
"What woman?"
"Since when did this become a threesome?" Bulma asked curiously.
"Threesome?"
Bulma and Vegeta screamed to the top of their lungs, not in pleasure but in fear. They came running out, butt naked. Vegeta covered himself with his ascott while Bulma hid behind him.
"Ruts goin ron?" Goku asked.
"Th-There's a guy in there."
Goku stuck his nose through the doorway and saw a ghost, looking like Jackie Chun.
"Rahhhhhh! Rah grost!" Goku screamed.
"I want my porn mags!" The Ghost of Jackie Chun moaned!
Everyone screamed and ran into the room Chi Chi was in.
"What's going on guys?" Chi Chi asked.
"Some ghost disturbed me and Vegeta!" Bulma replied.
Bulma then looked down and noticed that she and Vegeta were clothed again.
"Hey Vegeta, why are we clothed?"
"Why the hell would I know?"
The "Gang" settled down in the room and thought of their situation.
That's chapter 3. More to come. Just give me 5 - 10 more reviews! Thanx Ja ne'