Disclaimer:I do not own DBZ why is life unfair? :(

A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'



Just in case you forgot:


Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku



Scooby What?


Chapter 4


Clues and Fools



"So what are we gonna do?" Chi Chi asked worriedly.


"Ron't rask me!" Goku replied.


"Since we are in the Scooby Doo realm, maybe we should solve the mystery?" Bulma suggested.


"Perhaps. If we solve this, this foolish dream may end!"


"Well let's look for clues!" Yamcha said.


"Wait!" Vegeta yelled.


Everyone turned and looked at Vegeta.


"We don't even understand our situation."


"What's they're to understand? Jackie Chun's ghost is haunting the abandoned Playboy Mansion and is stealing porn mags." Yamcha said simply.


"Shut up fool! Or I'll shove a scooby snack in a place other than your mouth!" Vegeta said warningly.


"Scooby Snacks? Yum!" Goku said happily.


Vegeta slapped his forhead while Yamcha ducked behind Chi Chi.


"Listen, let's just find the clues and get the hell out of here!" Bulma said impatiently.


"I say we find this porn mag bastard and kill him head on!" Vegeta suggested.


".......Um....that to." Bulma replied.


"Alright then, we'll split up and search for Jackie Chun. Goku you go with vegeta and......" Chi Chi tried to finish.


"Not so fast Wench!"


Everyone turned to Vegeta in wonder.


"Bulma goes with me. The rest of you go together."


Vegeta grabbed Bulma from her waist and dragged her down the hallway. Goku, Chi Chi and Yamcha, were left to act foolish and think of their strategy plan.


"Rut rus rat all rabout?" Goku asked.


"I don't know." Chi Chi replied.


"Let's just look for the clues." Yamcha suggested.


The trio began making their way down the hallway.


"Now I think I know why there were rumors about what Daphne and Fred were doing when they were suposedly looking for clues." Chi Chi muttered to herself.



Far away in another part of the house..........



Bulma and Vegeta had come across a secret room. Bulma leaned against a arm on a statue and it turns out it was their way into a secret room. The wall moved to the side and a bench filled the small room. Bulma and Vegeta put that area to work.


"Bulma.."


"Yes?.." Vegeta asked sweetly.


"You're smart!"


"I know."


Vegeta continued to ravish Bulma's body while she sat atop his strong thighs. If only their were aware of the eyes that were watching them.






Sorry the chapter was short but I wanted people to know where the story was right now. Please review! Ja ne'