Disclaimer:I do not own DBZ why is life unfair? :(

A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'




I gotta say something before I continue. I got a review from 'Chloe Dougal', who sent me a flame. I turned around and looked at her pro Yamcha shit, I left a little present:


You're pretty smart for a trash writting pro Yamcha fag fan ass licking bitch. Reviewing my story, and contaminating it with your foolish words and opinions. I can't remove it. But I'll do the same, not that you care? If you haven't noticed, Yamcha hate stories are so old. I'm the only one left writting one, which I'm bringing to a close shortly. Who could like a scar faced, girl phobia, ugly character? It's a waste of time honoring a character who is about the least favorite character of all. What are you brain dead? Most people would like Master Roshi, Turtle, Marron or even a plain dragonball compared to Yamcha? What good's he ever done? He played no part in GT, a pathetic part in Dragonball, and the only thing good he did in Z was die by a Saba man. You don't have to watch GT to know about it. You can read the script, episode summaries or download the episodes, but obviously you didn't know that since you've been assk kissing Yamcha. You Manwhore, how can you influence others to write pro Yamcha fics by flaming their fics? How smart is that? Why did you flame my fic where Yamcha was treated the same respect as all the other characaters you look down upon? Huh? If you wanted to flame something, flame my yamcha bashing fic, which I haven't recieved a flame for, on account that yamcha fans are extinct. Or maybe the words 'Flamers Welcome', was to big of a grasp for you to understand. I have worked hard to write my fanfiction, and so have other authors, you can't just write shit bad-mouthing characters and saying praises of Yamcha monotnously (that's repeatedly in retarded people language). I don't know what the hell you are, or why you bothered adding such filth to fanfiction.net, but your goal of promoting Yamcha pro fics failed miserably. And if this is a sick joke, then you need to go back to the fires of hell where you crawled from, learn how to convince people CORRECTLY, and learn anything in general. You are such a disgrace to fanfiction, it sickens me. It's Fiction! Stories, not the authors opinion or sick attempt at corrupting people's minds. Go to hell bitch, and take your Yamcha 382 worded shit with you!


*sighs* Thankfully her account was frozen, how lovely! :) That was good to let out, anywho, here's the fic, enjoy, where Yamcha is treated with the same respect as all the characters.


Just in case you forgot:

Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku


Scooby What?

Chapter 6

The Hour Tolls!




After their run in Jackie Chun, Yamcha and Goku were roaming down a deserted hallway.


"Man, that dude was FREEAAKY!" Yamcha muttered.


"Roo said it!" Goku replied.


Yamcha spotted something up ahead.


"Hey, what's that?"


"Rye don't know"


Yamcha stepped up to it and picked up the article. He sniffed it.


"Rut's rat?" Goku asked.


*sniff* "This" *sniff* "is a un-used "Victory secret brand black lace thong, year....98'!"


"Rindy Reight?!" Goku yelled.


"Yes!"


"Rey, there's more rup rahead!"


Yamcha and Goku followed the trail of panties, Yamcha scooping them and shoving them in his pockets.





~ somewhere else ~





Bulma was rejoicing happily.


"Yes! I always did want this silver thong Vegeta!"


"Woman, stop picking out thongs! Let's solve this damn mystery and go on with our lives!"


"Vegeta?" Bulam asked seductively.


"What is...it...now?"


"I'll model these for you if you'd like"


Vegeta grinned.






~ somewhere else again ~




"Hmmmm?"


Chi Chi was being observant as usual. She had her magnifying glass and was observing every crevice of the walls.


"What's this?"


Chi Chi picked up the article with a gloved hand.


"Eeewwwww!" Chi Chi screamed.


Chi Chi threw it ahead of her and heard a 'ooof' sound.


"Who's...there!?" Chi Chi asked.


There was suspicious noises around the corner. Chi Chi inched further and further till she heard a low moan. Was it a ghost?...or soemthing worse!?











What does Chi Chi hear around the corner? What terror awaits? I know it's a short chapter, but I'm not sure when this fic will be over? I;m thinking I wanna drag this out for as long as piccible, or finish it in the next chapter. Who knows. LOL ^o^


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