Disclaimer:I do not own DBZ why is life unfair? :(
A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'
Just in case you forgot:
Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku
Scooby What?
Chapter 8
Turtle Soup Anyone?
The gang walked down the losse set of stairs and arrived at the bottom. Chi Chi corrected her slanted glasses, and dusted her skirt of filty non see-able residue. She growled at how no one cared of her current condition.
"This place sure is freaky!" Bulma muttered.
"There has to be a damned light switch somewhere" Vegeta growled. "Everyone grope the walls"
Everyone did as vegeta barked. As they were on their fruitless search, Goku with his accute dog hearing heard a low errie moaning.
"What's up Goku?"
"Rye rear somefing"
"I don't hear anything, your crazy" Yamcha replied.
They continued to search, only till the low moanig that Goku heard early return.
"Wha What's what?"
"Ree rye rold rue!" Goku barked.
The moaning grew even louder.
"Please don't tell me what I think that is!" Chi Chi muttered.
She looked around her and saw Bulma and Vegeta off in a corner, but they weren't in a intimate embrace.
"Oh my god" Chi Chi whispered.
Suddenly sinister laughing filled the entire mansion. Bulma screached in pain, Vegeta covered his eyes, Chi Chi's eyebrow rose, and Goku and Yamcha clung to each other out of fear.
"How dare you enter this domain! Leave at once or else!" The vocie said loudly.
"Or else what!?" Vegeta said with humor in his voice.
"I'll torture you all with swimsuit pictures of people in political news! The US President in a thong, Monica Lewenski giving the 42nd president a blow job, and worse, America's greatest company's CEO's having a big orgy!"
A picture formed infront of everyone of what the freaky voice fortold. They all screamed, even Vegeta, all except for Goku's who's nose was on a investigation of it's own. Goku walked over to a curtian and grabbed the end with his teeth to reveal a large elderly sounding turtle.
"Yes, all of you scream and pee in your pants!"
Everyone turned to what Goku uncovered and became angered. They all approached the unsuspected turtle.
"You know what, I'm in the mood for turtle soup?" Yamcha sneered.
"I'm game" everyone replied.
The turtle replied and tried to scurry away at 1 mph! Goku sat on the turtle and stopped the turtle from moving.
"Are you behind all this?" Bulma asked.
"Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not" the turtle said.
Yamcha reached in his pocket and began to dust salt on the turtle's shell. The turtle began trying to get away.
Well, I heard that if you put salt on a turtles back it does something. Either kill them or soemthing! Anywho, will Turtle tell who's behind all this!?
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD
A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'
Just in case you forgot:
Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku
Scooby What?
Chapter 8
Turtle Soup Anyone?
The gang walked down the losse set of stairs and arrived at the bottom. Chi Chi corrected her slanted glasses, and dusted her skirt of filty non see-able residue. She growled at how no one cared of her current condition.
"This place sure is freaky!" Bulma muttered.
"There has to be a damned light switch somewhere" Vegeta growled. "Everyone grope the walls"
Everyone did as vegeta barked. As they were on their fruitless search, Goku with his accute dog hearing heard a low errie moaning.
"What's up Goku?"
"Rye rear somefing"
"I don't hear anything, your crazy" Yamcha replied.
They continued to search, only till the low moanig that Goku heard early return.
"Wha What's what?"
"Ree rye rold rue!" Goku barked.
The moaning grew even louder.
"Please don't tell me what I think that is!" Chi Chi muttered.
She looked around her and saw Bulma and Vegeta off in a corner, but they weren't in a intimate embrace.
"Oh my god" Chi Chi whispered.
Suddenly sinister laughing filled the entire mansion. Bulma screached in pain, Vegeta covered his eyes, Chi Chi's eyebrow rose, and Goku and Yamcha clung to each other out of fear.
"How dare you enter this domain! Leave at once or else!" The vocie said loudly.
"Or else what!?" Vegeta said with humor in his voice.
"I'll torture you all with swimsuit pictures of people in political news! The US President in a thong, Monica Lewenski giving the 42nd president a blow job, and worse, America's greatest company's CEO's having a big orgy!"
A picture formed infront of everyone of what the freaky voice fortold. They all screamed, even Vegeta, all except for Goku's who's nose was on a investigation of it's own. Goku walked over to a curtian and grabbed the end with his teeth to reveal a large elderly sounding turtle.
"Yes, all of you scream and pee in your pants!"
Everyone turned to what Goku uncovered and became angered. They all approached the unsuspected turtle.
"You know what, I'm in the mood for turtle soup?" Yamcha sneered.
"I'm game" everyone replied.
The turtle replied and tried to scurry away at 1 mph! Goku sat on the turtle and stopped the turtle from moving.
"Are you behind all this?" Bulma asked.
"Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not" the turtle said.
Yamcha reached in his pocket and began to dust salt on the turtle's shell. The turtle began trying to get away.
Well, I heard that if you put salt on a turtles back it does something. Either kill them or soemthing! Anywho, will Turtle tell who's behind all this!?
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD