Disclaimer:I do not own DBZ why is life unfair? :(
A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'
Just in case you forgot:
Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku
Scooby What?
Chapter 9
Launch's Underwear!?
"Okay, Okay, I give up!" Turtle cried.
Yamcha smirked triumphantly.
"Now tell us who's behind this madness!?" Vegeta yelled.
"It's...."
Turtle couldn't finish because he was shot in the back of the head by a tranqulizer dark the shape of a cone to Madoonna's pointy bra. (A/N: Hope you got that! :P) Vegeta and everyone looked up and a shadowed figure. It scurried off, Vegeta was about to chase after the figure, but Bulma's hand stopped him.
"No, he's long gone!"
Vegeta growled, but he stopped when he heard the shadowed figures laughing louder than ever, it was echoing against the walls of the mansion.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I'll tell you who I am, once I get what I desire!" The guy said errily.
"W What is it that you want?" Bulma stuttered.
"I want the royal underware set from the infamous model Launch!"
Yamcha and Vegeta gasped.
"But that dissapeared years ago old man! There's no way we can find it!" Vegeta shouted.
"What's he talking about?" Chi Chi asked.
"Launch's underware is the best underware ever. It's so soft, never cold, always warm as if someone recently got out of them, they smell sweet, and they are covered with silk, lace, and tiny diamonds. It dissapeared along with the ghost of Launch!" Yamcha made aware.
"Why you guys hold such pride to that informaion is beyond me!" Bulma muttered.
"Just find the underware and I'll reveal to you my identity!"
The voice faded to nearly nothing.
"Rell rif re rav do rart rooking, rare do re regin?" Goku asked.
Vegeta nodded to Yamcha, who then broke out a large map and dusted it off. It was tittled, Map of Playboy House (Old). They looked and pointed out the places everyone had already been.
"Well, let's check the dining room, Launch's room, the main bedroom, the jacuzzi's and the shed."
"Right" Everyone agreed.
Everyone chose where they were going to. Bulma and Vegeta to the main bedroom (A/N: Figures!). Goku to the shed. Yamcha to the jacuzzi's, and Chi chi to Launch's room.
~ Launch's Room ~
Chi Chi looked around, she looked to one side of the room and saw a picture of a smiling young girl with purple hair, and on the other side she saw a girl with blond hair smiling evily. Chi Chi shivered. She checked some of the drawers and came up empty, only to find a box. She gasped and dusted off the object and opened it.
*Could it be the underwear?* Chi Chi thought.
All she saw was a note...
If your looking for my undies
they are not here
try looking where Heff (Hue Heffner)
would hide my brasiere
Chi Chi thought.
"Hmmmm! Ah! The Main Bedroom" Chi Chi said, she headed towards the bedroom, hopeful that Bulma and Vegeta found something.
~ Main Bedroom ~
Chi Chi reached the bedroom door and heard the low moaning again.
*Oh god will they stop doing that!* Chi chi thought.
She busted down the doors and saw Bulma and Vegeta on the bed, on their stomachs, watching a porno movie in a vcr.
"You were right Vegeta, this is pretty cool"
"Wait, here ome the best part!"
Obviously you could tell the porno stars just climaxed. Chi chi shivered and cough to get their attention.
"What the hell are you doing here beast woman?"
Chi Chi held up her note. Bulma examined it, they began to look for a clue in the main bedroom.
How are Yamcha and Goku's searches coming along? What will Bulma, Veeta, and chi chi find, why did Heff leave a Porno movie in a vcr? (Not like that question's going to be answered!) But anywho, wait until next time!
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A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'
Just in case you forgot:
Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku
Scooby What?
Chapter 9
Launch's Underwear!?
"Okay, Okay, I give up!" Turtle cried.
Yamcha smirked triumphantly.
"Now tell us who's behind this madness!?" Vegeta yelled.
"It's...."
Turtle couldn't finish because he was shot in the back of the head by a tranqulizer dark the shape of a cone to Madoonna's pointy bra. (A/N: Hope you got that! :P) Vegeta and everyone looked up and a shadowed figure. It scurried off, Vegeta was about to chase after the figure, but Bulma's hand stopped him.
"No, he's long gone!"
Vegeta growled, but he stopped when he heard the shadowed figures laughing louder than ever, it was echoing against the walls of the mansion.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I'll tell you who I am, once I get what I desire!" The guy said errily.
"W What is it that you want?" Bulma stuttered.
"I want the royal underware set from the infamous model Launch!"
Yamcha and Vegeta gasped.
"But that dissapeared years ago old man! There's no way we can find it!" Vegeta shouted.
"What's he talking about?" Chi Chi asked.
"Launch's underware is the best underware ever. It's so soft, never cold, always warm as if someone recently got out of them, they smell sweet, and they are covered with silk, lace, and tiny diamonds. It dissapeared along with the ghost of Launch!" Yamcha made aware.
"Why you guys hold such pride to that informaion is beyond me!" Bulma muttered.
"Just find the underware and I'll reveal to you my identity!"
The voice faded to nearly nothing.
"Rell rif re rav do rart rooking, rare do re regin?" Goku asked.
Vegeta nodded to Yamcha, who then broke out a large map and dusted it off. It was tittled, Map of Playboy House (Old). They looked and pointed out the places everyone had already been.
"Well, let's check the dining room, Launch's room, the main bedroom, the jacuzzi's and the shed."
"Right" Everyone agreed.
Everyone chose where they were going to. Bulma and Vegeta to the main bedroom (A/N: Figures!). Goku to the shed. Yamcha to the jacuzzi's, and Chi chi to Launch's room.
~ Launch's Room ~
Chi Chi looked around, she looked to one side of the room and saw a picture of a smiling young girl with purple hair, and on the other side she saw a girl with blond hair smiling evily. Chi Chi shivered. She checked some of the drawers and came up empty, only to find a box. She gasped and dusted off the object and opened it.
*Could it be the underwear?* Chi Chi thought.
All she saw was a note...
If your looking for my undies
they are not here
try looking where Heff (Hue Heffner)
would hide my brasiere
Chi Chi thought.
"Hmmmm! Ah! The Main Bedroom" Chi Chi said, she headed towards the bedroom, hopeful that Bulma and Vegeta found something.
~ Main Bedroom ~
Chi Chi reached the bedroom door and heard the low moaning again.
*Oh god will they stop doing that!* Chi chi thought.
She busted down the doors and saw Bulma and Vegeta on the bed, on their stomachs, watching a porno movie in a vcr.
"You were right Vegeta, this is pretty cool"
"Wait, here ome the best part!"
Obviously you could tell the porno stars just climaxed. Chi chi shivered and cough to get their attention.
"What the hell are you doing here beast woman?"
Chi Chi held up her note. Bulma examined it, they began to look for a clue in the main bedroom.
How are Yamcha and Goku's searches coming along? What will Bulma, Veeta, and chi chi find, why did Heff leave a Porno movie in a vcr? (Not like that question's going to be answered!) But anywho, wait until next time!
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD