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A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'
Just in case you forgot:
Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku
Scooby What?
Chapter 11
It's Up To Me Now!
Chi Chi was getting tired of jumping up and down onto the dusty bed. She climbed off and made a small cough.
"It's all up to me! I can do this!" Chi Chi said with a new found determination.
Chi Chi walked out ofthe room, she had an idea of where everyone was, but how to get there was beyond her.
~ Cage ~
In the cage, Goku had mysteriously gotten his paws on a harmonica and was playing a sad slow jazzy number, with yamcha doing the sad vocals. Vegeta wondered if it was Goku's poor playing, or Yamcha's poor singing that made everything sound sad and depressing.
"Both" he muttered.
He and Bulm were in a corner groping and making out. Goku stopped his playing momentarily.
"Rye rope Ree Gee finds rus." Goku said.
He began to play 'Dixie Land' to lift everyone's spirits, but he wasn't succesful.
~ main hall ~
Chi Chi was on the floor, she got the idea to be bait. She used her current underwear and placed some diamonds from the back of a tapestry she found on them. She found some purple hair dye and placed it in her hai, she looked like Launch, she was hoping Jackie Chun would pick her up. She laid there for about a good 40 minutes, pretending to be unconcious, waiting, and then she heard footsteps and horny chuckling.
"Yes, this must be the ghost or zombie of Launch...wow, she's hot...and there's her underwear....MMMMM"
Jackie Chun picked up Chi Chi and carried her to where the others were, in the 'Panty Hall' where all the other panties of the Old Playboy Mansion were held.
~ Panty Hall ~
Chi Chi was placed onto a table, she turned her head to the side and saw everyone in the cage. Jackie Chun turned back towards her.
"Now my dear, to remove those lovely undies"
Before Jackie Chun could take or touch them, Chi Chi magically unleashed her frying pan of doom and bonked him in the head. She jumped up and let everyone out. Vegeta winced in disgust. Though she was only in her underwear, it was disgusting to Vegeta.
"Put THAT away, there are children here!"
"No there aren't!" Chi Chi replied.
Vegeta pointed to the readers under 13 or so.
"Oh" Chi Chi said dumbfoundedly.
"Let's see who this loser really is!" Yamcha shouted
That was the only thing he and Vegeta were agreeign on. They both tackled the hellmaker and beat the living snot out of him till all his desguise was strown about.
"Well I'll be damned" yamcha murmered.
"Master Roshi, the cause of the reason the Playboy Mansion moved, you ruined the party" Vegeta shouted.
"That's the reason?" Bulma asked in a bizarre manor.
"Yeah that's right, and I was after Launch's underwear so that Hue woud let me back in the party" Master Roshi said pathetically.
~ 30 minutes later ~
Everyone was heading out of the house, with the porn mags for the 'old man' down the road. Yamcha carried those and put them in the back of the van. Bulma stuffed her pockets with the best underwear she saw fit, and Chi Chi got back in her clothes.
"Time to get the hell out of here!" Vegeta yelled.
Yamcha threw Master Roshi's tied up body into the back and everyone hopped in and drove off.
"Vegeta"
"Vegeta"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wha?"
Vegeta snapped awake and looked around.
"Jinkies woman, do you have to be so loud?"
"Jinkies? I think you've been watching to much Scooby Doo"
"huh?"
Vegeta looked up and Trunks was jumping up and down at how cool the episode was.
"Dinner's almost ready, and I have some new articles of clothing I'd like to model for you. You've been a good boy Vegeta" Bulma whispered into his ear.
He grinned and picked her up and rushed her upstairs. Now that the close was clear, Trunks cracked open a Playboy Magazine hiden under the cushion of the couch.
That's it! No more! How was it? This has gone on long enough! Yay! Buh Bye
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A/N: Another Show Parody Folks. This involves Scooby Doo. Don't ask questions. Just R/R Ja ne'
Just in case you forgot:
Freddy: Vegeta
Daphne: Bulma
Velma: Chi Chi
Shaggy: Yamcha
Scooby Doo: Goku
Scooby What?
Chapter 11
It's Up To Me Now!
Chi Chi was getting tired of jumping up and down onto the dusty bed. She climbed off and made a small cough.
"It's all up to me! I can do this!" Chi Chi said with a new found determination.
Chi Chi walked out ofthe room, she had an idea of where everyone was, but how to get there was beyond her.
~ Cage ~
In the cage, Goku had mysteriously gotten his paws on a harmonica and was playing a sad slow jazzy number, with yamcha doing the sad vocals. Vegeta wondered if it was Goku's poor playing, or Yamcha's poor singing that made everything sound sad and depressing.
"Both" he muttered.
He and Bulm were in a corner groping and making out. Goku stopped his playing momentarily.
"Rye rope Ree Gee finds rus." Goku said.
He began to play 'Dixie Land' to lift everyone's spirits, but he wasn't succesful.
~ main hall ~
Chi Chi was on the floor, she got the idea to be bait. She used her current underwear and placed some diamonds from the back of a tapestry she found on them. She found some purple hair dye and placed it in her hai, she looked like Launch, she was hoping Jackie Chun would pick her up. She laid there for about a good 40 minutes, pretending to be unconcious, waiting, and then she heard footsteps and horny chuckling.
"Yes, this must be the ghost or zombie of Launch...wow, she's hot...and there's her underwear....MMMMM"
Jackie Chun picked up Chi Chi and carried her to where the others were, in the 'Panty Hall' where all the other panties of the Old Playboy Mansion were held.
~ Panty Hall ~
Chi Chi was placed onto a table, she turned her head to the side and saw everyone in the cage. Jackie Chun turned back towards her.
"Now my dear, to remove those lovely undies"
Before Jackie Chun could take or touch them, Chi Chi magically unleashed her frying pan of doom and bonked him in the head. She jumped up and let everyone out. Vegeta winced in disgust. Though she was only in her underwear, it was disgusting to Vegeta.
"Put THAT away, there are children here!"
"No there aren't!" Chi Chi replied.
Vegeta pointed to the readers under 13 or so.
"Oh" Chi Chi said dumbfoundedly.
"Let's see who this loser really is!" Yamcha shouted
That was the only thing he and Vegeta were agreeign on. They both tackled the hellmaker and beat the living snot out of him till all his desguise was strown about.
"Well I'll be damned" yamcha murmered.
"Master Roshi, the cause of the reason the Playboy Mansion moved, you ruined the party" Vegeta shouted.
"That's the reason?" Bulma asked in a bizarre manor.
"Yeah that's right, and I was after Launch's underwear so that Hue woud let me back in the party" Master Roshi said pathetically.
~ 30 minutes later ~
Everyone was heading out of the house, with the porn mags for the 'old man' down the road. Yamcha carried those and put them in the back of the van. Bulma stuffed her pockets with the best underwear she saw fit, and Chi Chi got back in her clothes.
"Time to get the hell out of here!" Vegeta yelled.
Yamcha threw Master Roshi's tied up body into the back and everyone hopped in and drove off.
"Vegeta"
"Vegeta"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wha?"
Vegeta snapped awake and looked around.
"Jinkies woman, do you have to be so loud?"
"Jinkies? I think you've been watching to much Scooby Doo"
"huh?"
Vegeta looked up and Trunks was jumping up and down at how cool the episode was.
"Dinner's almost ready, and I have some new articles of clothing I'd like to model for you. You've been a good boy Vegeta" Bulma whispered into his ear.
He grinned and picked her up and rushed her upstairs. Now that the close was clear, Trunks cracked open a Playboy Magazine hiden under the cushion of the couch.
That's it! No more! How was it? This has gone on long enough! Yay! Buh Bye
Wanna be on my update list? Just ask to join my Mailing List in a REVIEW or send a e-mail and ask and I'll invite you. XD