Warning: this fiction is insane!!!! Oh yeah, and I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.
Sorry I haven't updated in so long, but I had a major writer's block with this fic. In the end I just posted this chapter cuz I was like - aww, what the hell!!! It's not bad, just insane!!!!
Kaiba: I take no responsibility for ANY of the following actions!!!!
Chapter 2: (?)
Ever been really, really bored? Ever experience that strange empty feeling of wasting your time? Well you've come to the right place!!!!
It was 11 at night at Kaiba's Café. The most busy time of the night. If you were to walk in at that time, you would have no chance of finding a table anywhere, even though there are 3 floors. Music blared loudly from speakers on the sides of the walls, and there was a continuous drone of people talking.
Yami was enjoying all the excitement. Anzu really hated all the noise but had just come there because of Yami. Isis had come for pretty much the same reason, and to beat Anzu at her own game. It was going to be one interesting night. One of them had to walk away with Yami.
They had been there since 9 already. It had been Yami's idea to come and annoy Kaiba. Kaiba himself sat behind the counter pretending to read a magazine. Unfortunately for himself, he hadn't looked at the cover and seen that it was a Playgirl. Yami had been plotting the whole time and was waiting for just the right time to burn him. In the meanwhile, nobody else was really enjoying the time except Malik and Ryou who had a table for two on the other side of the room.
Thus, it was 11 at night, and everyone was starting to get bored. Even Malik and Ryou had decided to come join their table. At the time, Yami's idea sounded good. But was it really such a good idea??...The idea was Truth or Dare. And the first person to ask was going to be Anzu, because they were going in alphabetical order. Everyone was gathered around a circular wooden table in the middle of the room.
Yami: now, before we begin...*walks over to Kaiba* (mentally: let the burning begin!!!!! mwahahaha)
Kaiba: *pretends not to notice Yami*
Yami: that must be an interesting magazine Kaiba!!! You've been reading it the WHOLE time I've been here! What is it?
Kaiba: for your information it's *face turns bright red as he sees the cover* (mentally: how am I going to get out of this?)
Yami: PLAYGIRL!!! (so loud that heads turn). Kaiba!!!! Who would've guessed!!!!
Kaiba: Yami *lowers his voice* please keep quiet about this!!! I'll do anything!!!
Yami: anything? *grins mischievously*
Kaiba: Yes!! Just..(mentally: I can't BELIEVE I'm doing this...) don't tell anyone..
Yami: ^_^ okay, then come play truth or dare! *drags Kaiba over*
Kaiba: why, WHY ME!!
Yami: okay, we're just playing basic truth or dare. We're going in alphabetical order.
Honda: Yay!!! That means I'm first!!
Everyone: *anime fall*
Malik: *restraining himself*
Anzu: ANYways, I'm going to ask Yami. Truth or Dare?
Isis: (mentally: DIE bitch!!! DIE!!) *smiles outwardly*
Honda: (mentally: wowwww, Isis has a beautiful smile!)
Yami: Truth.
Anzu: so WHO do you like better? ME *flutters eyes sickeningly*!!!! or Isis?
Yami: I like you both the same.
Anzu: _NO YOU DON'T!!!
Isis: You have to choose between us Yami!!!!!!
Suddenly, Yami finds himself in the middle of tug-of-war. Anzu is pulling him one way, and Isis is pulling him the other.
Isis: he's mine!!!!
Anzu: HE'S MINEEEE!!!!
Yami: help me!!! They've gone insane!!!
Honda: *stands up* No, he's MINE!!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Suddenly the table is hushed. Nobody moves as everyone stares at Honda.
Kaiba: *laughs inwardly like an insane person*
Yami: 0_0
Anzu: Honda likes YAMI?????
Honda: I had to say something to stop them!! *forced laugh*
Yami: *sigh of relief*
Jounouchi: *cough* okaaayy...so next it's your turn Honda.
Honda: uhhh.I'll pass.
Yami: you can't pass!!! It's against the RULES!!! *fire burns in eye*
Kaiba: and we all know how much Yami loves to play by the rules
Yami: *glare* shut up or I'll tell them
Kaiba: *deadly silence*
Isis: well, I guess it's my turn then *heh heh* Anzu, Truth or Dare?
Anzu: dare.
Isis: I dare you to pie Yami in the face, and then go home and stay there for the rest of the night.
Yami: uhh.. I didn't agree to this!!!
Isis: a dare is a dare!! *pie appears*
Anzu: (mentally: no!! How can I do this to my precious Yami!! That bitch Isis...)
Malik: (note to self: sister can BURN, proceed in future with caution)
Anzu: sorry Yami!!! I don't want to do this.*cries*
Suddenly, Anzu trips over her own feet with the pie in hand and the pie flys in the air in slow motion. Everyone is looking up at the pie as it flies through the air and lands on a head. A scream is heard suddenly and loudly.
The end of chapter 2!!!!
So, who really ended up getting pied?? What will the rest of the gang decide to dare each other? Is there any hope for Yugi in this story? And what's this about a Stainless Steel Chef? Be prepared for lots of caffeine next time on Kaiba's Café!!!!
Yami-shadow: yay, another chapter done!!!
Kaiba: my café is supposed to be sophisticated!! What kind of mad franchise have you turned it into?!!! And a Playgirl?
Yami-shadow: It was Yami's idea. I only set the stage..
Yami: mwahahahaha!!!!!
Yami-shadow: review everyone!!!! Suggestions are welcome as always. Tell me what YOU think should happen!!!! Ja ne, minna!!
Sorry I haven't updated in so long, but I had a major writer's block with this fic. In the end I just posted this chapter cuz I was like - aww, what the hell!!! It's not bad, just insane!!!!
Kaiba: I take no responsibility for ANY of the following actions!!!!
Chapter 2: (?)
Ever been really, really bored? Ever experience that strange empty feeling of wasting your time? Well you've come to the right place!!!!
It was 11 at night at Kaiba's Café. The most busy time of the night. If you were to walk in at that time, you would have no chance of finding a table anywhere, even though there are 3 floors. Music blared loudly from speakers on the sides of the walls, and there was a continuous drone of people talking.
Yami was enjoying all the excitement. Anzu really hated all the noise but had just come there because of Yami. Isis had come for pretty much the same reason, and to beat Anzu at her own game. It was going to be one interesting night. One of them had to walk away with Yami.
They had been there since 9 already. It had been Yami's idea to come and annoy Kaiba. Kaiba himself sat behind the counter pretending to read a magazine. Unfortunately for himself, he hadn't looked at the cover and seen that it was a Playgirl. Yami had been plotting the whole time and was waiting for just the right time to burn him. In the meanwhile, nobody else was really enjoying the time except Malik and Ryou who had a table for two on the other side of the room.
Thus, it was 11 at night, and everyone was starting to get bored. Even Malik and Ryou had decided to come join their table. At the time, Yami's idea sounded good. But was it really such a good idea??...The idea was Truth or Dare. And the first person to ask was going to be Anzu, because they were going in alphabetical order. Everyone was gathered around a circular wooden table in the middle of the room.
Yami: now, before we begin...*walks over to Kaiba* (mentally: let the burning begin!!!!! mwahahaha)
Kaiba: *pretends not to notice Yami*
Yami: that must be an interesting magazine Kaiba!!! You've been reading it the WHOLE time I've been here! What is it?
Kaiba: for your information it's *face turns bright red as he sees the cover* (mentally: how am I going to get out of this?)
Yami: PLAYGIRL!!! (so loud that heads turn). Kaiba!!!! Who would've guessed!!!!
Kaiba: Yami *lowers his voice* please keep quiet about this!!! I'll do anything!!!
Yami: anything? *grins mischievously*
Kaiba: Yes!! Just..(mentally: I can't BELIEVE I'm doing this...) don't tell anyone..
Yami: ^_^ okay, then come play truth or dare! *drags Kaiba over*
Kaiba: why, WHY ME!!
Yami: okay, we're just playing basic truth or dare. We're going in alphabetical order.
Honda: Yay!!! That means I'm first!!
Everyone: *anime fall*
Malik: *restraining himself*
Anzu: ANYways, I'm going to ask Yami. Truth or Dare?
Isis: (mentally: DIE bitch!!! DIE!!) *smiles outwardly*
Honda: (mentally: wowwww, Isis has a beautiful smile!)
Yami: Truth.
Anzu: so WHO do you like better? ME *flutters eyes sickeningly*!!!! or Isis?
Yami: I like you both the same.
Anzu: _NO YOU DON'T!!!
Isis: You have to choose between us Yami!!!!!!
Suddenly, Yami finds himself in the middle of tug-of-war. Anzu is pulling him one way, and Isis is pulling him the other.
Isis: he's mine!!!!
Anzu: HE'S MINEEEE!!!!
Yami: help me!!! They've gone insane!!!
Honda: *stands up* No, he's MINE!!!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Suddenly the table is hushed. Nobody moves as everyone stares at Honda.
Kaiba: *laughs inwardly like an insane person*
Yami: 0_0
Anzu: Honda likes YAMI?????
Honda: I had to say something to stop them!! *forced laugh*
Yami: *sigh of relief*
Jounouchi: *cough* okaaayy...so next it's your turn Honda.
Honda: uhhh.I'll pass.
Yami: you can't pass!!! It's against the RULES!!! *fire burns in eye*
Kaiba: and we all know how much Yami loves to play by the rules
Yami: *glare* shut up or I'll tell them
Kaiba: *deadly silence*
Isis: well, I guess it's my turn then *heh heh* Anzu, Truth or Dare?
Anzu: dare.
Isis: I dare you to pie Yami in the face, and then go home and stay there for the rest of the night.
Yami: uhh.. I didn't agree to this!!!
Isis: a dare is a dare!! *pie appears*
Anzu: (mentally: no!! How can I do this to my precious Yami!! That bitch Isis...)
Malik: (note to self: sister can BURN, proceed in future with caution)
Anzu: sorry Yami!!! I don't want to do this.*cries*
Suddenly, Anzu trips over her own feet with the pie in hand and the pie flys in the air in slow motion. Everyone is looking up at the pie as it flies through the air and lands on a head. A scream is heard suddenly and loudly.
The end of chapter 2!!!!
So, who really ended up getting pied?? What will the rest of the gang decide to dare each other? Is there any hope for Yugi in this story? And what's this about a Stainless Steel Chef? Be prepared for lots of caffeine next time on Kaiba's Café!!!!
Yami-shadow: yay, another chapter done!!!
Kaiba: my café is supposed to be sophisticated!! What kind of mad franchise have you turned it into?!!! And a Playgirl?
Yami-shadow: It was Yami's idea. I only set the stage..
Yami: mwahahahaha!!!!!
Yami-shadow: review everyone!!!! Suggestions are welcome as always. Tell me what YOU think should happen!!!! Ja ne, minna!!