Oh God, not another disclamer!!!! AARRRRRGGGGG *strangling noises and sqeaks of a rubber chicken*. Yeah yeah yeah Blizzard own all the chars, places and all the stuff mentioned in this fanfic execept the rock throwers Fred and Sal which are owned totally and compleatly by ME!!! all this stuff is here so Blizzard don't throw a tanrtrum and sue my ass.
Now... on with the story. TALLY HOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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*Last time the heroes introduced themselves and had an argument. Not much else happend*
*Akara walks up and taps Fred on shoulder and Fred jumps a few feet into the air and unfortunatly lands in the fire.*
Fred: *Owwwwww, OWWWWWWWWW, IT BURNS!!!!! ITS BUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!!"
*He quickly jumps into a stream and cools off. By the time he gets back to Akara and Sal, Akara has already expained what they have to do.*
Sal: "Hey guess what?"
Fred: [sighs] "What?"
Sal: "We have to go to the Den of Evil and clean it of some sort of evilness."
Fred: "Ok, cool."
*As the heros leave the town Sal takes a glance up at the sky and screamed*
Fred: "What the hell are you screaming at?"
Sal: "Uh, uh, uh UP THERE!!!!!!!"
Fred: "Huh?"
*Fred looks up*
Fred: "HOLY SHIT"
*Hovering above them is a swarm of red letters saying "ENTERING THE BLOOD MOOR"!!!!*
Sal: "RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!"
*They ran into the rogue encampment but found more red letters above them saying "ENTERING THE ROGUE ENCAMPMENT." After Several screams and running back and forth between the Rogue Encampment and the Blood Moor the two heros finaly realised that the letters were not going to hurt them and were mearly guides placed there by the kind people at Blizzard.*
Fred: "Who is Blizzard?"
*You don't wanna know*
Sal: "Ooookay... let us continue."
*After they had killed several monsters in the Blood Moor they were terrified to see two red boxes with arrows on them witch said "NEW STATS" and "NEW SKILL" respectivly.*
*Fred cautiously moved up close and poked the "NEW STATS" box with a spear he found on the ground*
Sal: "Wow!"
*The box opend up to reveal a table with numbers and words all over it. (I am not going to describe the table here. If you want to know what it looks like go play diablo 2") It was truly a sight to behold.*
*Before Sal could do anything Fred put all the stat points in usless places and wasted them.*
Sal: "You are an idiot! We could have put them to more use"
Fred: "Oh well, shit happens
* Sal took the spear off Fred and poked the "NEW SKILL" button. He chose to put the point in "FIRE ROCK."*
Sal: "Sweet..."
*Sal picks up a rock and somehow ignites it.*
Fred: "Fire Rocks!!! BOOOH YAHHH!!!!"
*The activity keeps the heros occupied for a while before the activity deteriorated into a mass drinking session leaving the two heros so drunk that they forgot how to use "FIRE ROCK."*
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And so ends another not so exiting chapter of New heroes!!! I would really like some feedback! Good comments are always appreciated but hey, I could use the flames to reteach the heros to use "FIRE ROCK" ^_^.
Now... on with the story. TALLY HOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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*Last time the heroes introduced themselves and had an argument. Not much else happend*
*Akara walks up and taps Fred on shoulder and Fred jumps a few feet into the air and unfortunatly lands in the fire.*
Fred: *Owwwwww, OWWWWWWWWW, IT BURNS!!!!! ITS BUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!!"
*He quickly jumps into a stream and cools off. By the time he gets back to Akara and Sal, Akara has already expained what they have to do.*
Sal: "Hey guess what?"
Fred: [sighs] "What?"
Sal: "We have to go to the Den of Evil and clean it of some sort of evilness."
Fred: "Ok, cool."
*As the heros leave the town Sal takes a glance up at the sky and screamed*
Fred: "What the hell are you screaming at?"
Sal: "Uh, uh, uh UP THERE!!!!!!!"
Fred: "Huh?"
*Fred looks up*
Fred: "HOLY SHIT"
*Hovering above them is a swarm of red letters saying "ENTERING THE BLOOD MOOR"!!!!*
Sal: "RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!"
*They ran into the rogue encampment but found more red letters above them saying "ENTERING THE ROGUE ENCAMPMENT." After Several screams and running back and forth between the Rogue Encampment and the Blood Moor the two heros finaly realised that the letters were not going to hurt them and were mearly guides placed there by the kind people at Blizzard.*
Fred: "Who is Blizzard?"
*You don't wanna know*
Sal: "Ooookay... let us continue."
*After they had killed several monsters in the Blood Moor they were terrified to see two red boxes with arrows on them witch said "NEW STATS" and "NEW SKILL" respectivly.*
*Fred cautiously moved up close and poked the "NEW STATS" box with a spear he found on the ground*
Sal: "Wow!"
*The box opend up to reveal a table with numbers and words all over it. (I am not going to describe the table here. If you want to know what it looks like go play diablo 2") It was truly a sight to behold.*
*Before Sal could do anything Fred put all the stat points in usless places and wasted them.*
Sal: "You are an idiot! We could have put them to more use"
Fred: "Oh well, shit happens
* Sal took the spear off Fred and poked the "NEW SKILL" button. He chose to put the point in "FIRE ROCK."*
Sal: "Sweet..."
*Sal picks up a rock and somehow ignites it.*
Fred: "Fire Rocks!!! BOOOH YAHHH!!!!"
*The activity keeps the heros occupied for a while before the activity deteriorated into a mass drinking session leaving the two heros so drunk that they forgot how to use "FIRE ROCK."*
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And so ends another not so exiting chapter of New heroes!!! I would really like some feedback! Good comments are always appreciated but hey, I could use the flames to reteach the heros to use "FIRE ROCK" ^_^.