Disclaimer... where did I put that... Ahh yes, here it is. I don't own the rights to anything in this fanfic except the idea of the story and the two main characters.
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*Last time on New Heroes something happened. I don't know what happened 'cause I must have joined the drinking session last time and as a result I don't remember much.*
Sal: "Whoa, major hangover..." he groaned
Fred: "Yeah, what a doosy."
*Fred falls on the ground dazed and Sal tries to help him up.*
Sal: "We better take a couple of healing potions"
*After taking the healing potions they are instantly sober and feel ready to continue on their journey. They also mysteriously gain their memories back and also remember how to use fire rock.*
Fred: "Ok, I remember what we have to do, we have to go to the Den of Evil"
Sal: "Well lets get movin."
*The two heros eventually find the Den of Evil*
Sal: "We have finally found the Den of Evil!"
*Dude, I have already talked to you about repeating me.*
Sal: "Sorry..."
*And just to make sure it doesn't happen again [sends down large lightning bolt and fries Sal],*
Sal: "Owie!" he squeaked
*The heros continue and begin to clear out the Den of Evil.*
Fred: "Wait I better check out quest log" [presses "Q" on his keyboard]
Fred: "Ok, there is one monster left."
Sal: "Groovy."
Fred: "Whatever..."
*After running 'round the Den of Evil a few times around the den the two heroes come across this funny looking zombie.*
Sal: "There it is KILL IT!"
Zombie: "Yo my brothers! What is up with youse now?"
Fred: "Oh god..."
Sal: "RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!"
*The two herose run as fast as they can all the way back to the rogue encampment*
Sal: "Oh man that was scary!"
Fred: "Let us never speak of that event ever again."
*It never was*
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And so ends another exiting episode of, NEW HEROES!!! (jeez I love being immature) I would just like to thank you guys in advance for reading my fanfic even thou its probably crap. If you think the chapters are too short.. Well too bad. Im adding a new chapter almost every day. (unless fanfiction.net keeps screwing up like it has been latley and preventing me from uploading chapters.)
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*Last time on New Heroes something happened. I don't know what happened 'cause I must have joined the drinking session last time and as a result I don't remember much.*
Sal: "Whoa, major hangover..." he groaned
Fred: "Yeah, what a doosy."
*Fred falls on the ground dazed and Sal tries to help him up.*
Sal: "We better take a couple of healing potions"
*After taking the healing potions they are instantly sober and feel ready to continue on their journey. They also mysteriously gain their memories back and also remember how to use fire rock.*
Fred: "Ok, I remember what we have to do, we have to go to the Den of Evil"
Sal: "Well lets get movin."
*The two heros eventually find the Den of Evil*
Sal: "We have finally found the Den of Evil!"
*Dude, I have already talked to you about repeating me.*
Sal: "Sorry..."
*And just to make sure it doesn't happen again [sends down large lightning bolt and fries Sal],*
Sal: "Owie!" he squeaked
*The heros continue and begin to clear out the Den of Evil.*
Fred: "Wait I better check out quest log" [presses "Q" on his keyboard]
Fred: "Ok, there is one monster left."
Sal: "Groovy."
Fred: "Whatever..."
*After running 'round the Den of Evil a few times around the den the two heroes come across this funny looking zombie.*
Sal: "There it is KILL IT!"
Zombie: "Yo my brothers! What is up with youse now?"
Fred: "Oh god..."
Sal: "RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!"
*The two herose run as fast as they can all the way back to the rogue encampment*
Sal: "Oh man that was scary!"
Fred: "Let us never speak of that event ever again."
*It never was*
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And so ends another exiting episode of, NEW HEROES!!! (jeez I love being immature) I would just like to thank you guys in advance for reading my fanfic even thou its probably crap. If you think the chapters are too short.. Well too bad. Im adding a new chapter almost every day. (unless fanfiction.net keeps screwing up like it has been latley and preventing me from uploading chapters.)