Hey again everbody! What? Nooooooooo!!! Not another disclamer. Oh alright. I don't own the stuff that Blizzard owns yada yada yada, just read the damn story.
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*Once again we join our heroes Fred and Sal at the Rogue Encampment after compleating their quest to rid the Den of Evil of its errr... Evil?*
Fred: "Akara!"
*Akara falls over in fright, hurting her back*
Fred: "Oops. Sorry" [giggles]
Akara: "..."
Sal: "We have compleated our quest!"
Akara: "No you haven't. You didn't kill the nefarious BLACK ZOMBIE!!!"
*BUH BUH BUMMMMM*
Sal: "DOH!"
Fred: [checks the quest log] "Ah God damnit! It says we can't compleat the quest! we gotta do something like join a new game!"
Sal: "I dunno how to join another game! Now we will never defeat the three prime evils!"
Catatstrophic_Violence has join this world. Diablo's minons grow stronger
Fred: "..."
Sal: "..."
Catatstrophic_Violence: "Hey guys, do you want me to power act you thru' act 1?
Sal: [nods head]
Catatstrophic_Violence: "Ok ill give you the Catacombs WP first"
*Catatstrophic_Violence gives the two heroes the waypoint and makes a town portal*
Fred: [whispering] "I don't like this dude. I'm gonna kill him"
Fred has declaried hostility on Catatstrophic_Violence
Catatstrophic_Violence: "What the hell?"
Fred was slain by Catatstrophic_Violence
Catatstrophic_Violence: "Man, you guys are weird."
Catatstrophic_Violence has left this world. Diablo's minions become weaker.
Fred: "Owie."
*Somehow or another the game glitched and the the two heroes found themselves in the battle.net chatroom*
Fred: "Ok, what just happend?"
Sal: "I dunno, Im gonna go and get myself a life"
You friend Sal (*SalTheMan) has exited battle.net
Fred: "What the hell is happening?!?!?! Am I going crazy?!?!?!"
*Fred quickly picks up his trusty computer chair and smashes his computer in and runs off into the real world screaming like a lunitic. Never to be seen again. BUH BUH BUMMMMM!!!!*
Author's Note: I know it may not make scence on how the hell he got out of the Diablo world but hey! Just accept the damn fact. I'm the author and I get to say what happens so NER!!!
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Is this the end of new heros? will it continue? why the hell am I asking myself questions? That shall never be known... I am thinking about ending New Heroes here but if you are weird and you actually enjoyed this story please review and I might get a change of heart and maby get some New New Heros and continue the story. Untill then im gonna go get myself a life. *Runs off into the real world screaming like a lunatic.* ^_^
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*Once again we join our heroes Fred and Sal at the Rogue Encampment after compleating their quest to rid the Den of Evil of its errr... Evil?*
Fred: "Akara!"
*Akara falls over in fright, hurting her back*
Fred: "Oops. Sorry" [giggles]
Akara: "..."
Sal: "We have compleated our quest!"
Akara: "No you haven't. You didn't kill the nefarious BLACK ZOMBIE!!!"
*BUH BUH BUMMMMM*
Sal: "DOH!"
Fred: [checks the quest log] "Ah God damnit! It says we can't compleat the quest! we gotta do something like join a new game!"
Sal: "I dunno how to join another game! Now we will never defeat the three prime evils!"
Catatstrophic_Violence has join this world. Diablo's minons grow stronger
Fred: "..."
Sal: "..."
Catatstrophic_Violence: "Hey guys, do you want me to power act you thru' act 1?
Sal: [nods head]
Catatstrophic_Violence: "Ok ill give you the Catacombs WP first"
*Catatstrophic_Violence gives the two heroes the waypoint and makes a town portal*
Fred: [whispering] "I don't like this dude. I'm gonna kill him"
Fred has declaried hostility on Catatstrophic_Violence
Catatstrophic_Violence: "What the hell?"
Fred was slain by Catatstrophic_Violence
Catatstrophic_Violence: "Man, you guys are weird."
Catatstrophic_Violence has left this world. Diablo's minions become weaker.
Fred: "Owie."
*Somehow or another the game glitched and the the two heroes found themselves in the battle.net chatroom*
Fred: "Ok, what just happend?"
Sal: "I dunno, Im gonna go and get myself a life"
You friend Sal (*SalTheMan) has exited battle.net
Fred: "What the hell is happening?!?!?! Am I going crazy?!?!?!"
*Fred quickly picks up his trusty computer chair and smashes his computer in and runs off into the real world screaming like a lunitic. Never to be seen again. BUH BUH BUMMMMM!!!!*
Author's Note: I know it may not make scence on how the hell he got out of the Diablo world but hey! Just accept the damn fact. I'm the author and I get to say what happens so NER!!!
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Is this the end of new heros? will it continue? why the hell am I asking myself questions? That shall never be known... I am thinking about ending New Heroes here but if you are weird and you actually enjoyed this story please review and I might get a change of heart and maby get some New New Heros and continue the story. Untill then im gonna go get myself a life. *Runs off into the real world screaming like a lunatic.* ^_^