Well there is no disclaimer today because as RedLady so kindly pointed out that no one is gonna sue me 'cuz my ass is covered. SO THERE. All I have to disclaim is the fact that I do not own the story "The three little pigs."
Due to popular demand (well maybe no demand but hey, who's counting?) OogaBooga (the barb from chapter one) and person #3 (also from chapter one) may make a special appearance today!!!
Now to the story...
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*The scene opens to a large room with a sofa in the middle. There is a crowd facing the sofa. There are three figures sitting on the sofa.*
Interviewer: "Hi and welcome to the interview show that I was too lazy to name! I am Interviewer and I am joined today by two great people from the story "New Heroes"! "
OogaBooga & Person #3: "Hi Interviewer!"
**Ummm, guys?**
All: "Yes?"
**This was not my kind of idea of you making a special appearance today...**
Interviewer: "Well sooooooooooory!" he said sarcastically. "I'm only trying to make a living here!"
**I don't care. Goodbye Mr. Interviewer.**
Interviewer: "no, No, NOOOOO!" [he screamed as a white light enveloped him and he simply ceased to exist]
**Mwhahahaha! I love my ultimate Author powers**
*OogaBooga & Person #3 sweatdrop*
**Now back to the "real" story. And NO SCREWUPS OK?**
*OogaBooga & Person #3 sweatdrop again before nodding their heads. A white light covers everything and when it clears we find our two favourite heroes in the Rogue encampment. Sal is standing around looking at stuff such as rocks and dirt while Fred is complaining to Akara.*
Fred: [whining] "... awww please Akara! I need an intelligent partner who can string together more than four words to make a sentence!"
Akara: "Well my child, you seem to be in luck because I happen to be a former preschool teacher. I will teach Sal how to be 'smart' again."
*Fred readily agrees with Akara's proposition.*
*Akara has Sal siting down on a log while she sits down near him and takes out everybody's favourite story, "The three little pigs!" Fred is off somewhere in the Rogue Encampment and is trying to find someone 'intelligent' to have a conversation with.*
Akara: "... the wolf huffed and puffed and huffed..." [she had fallen asleep]
A/N: You guys know what I'm talking about! You know how all the old people start reading something and put themselves to sleep. Well that's what happed here.
Sal: "Story... GOOD. ME LIKE STORY!!!"
*Sal starts running around blowing on things to see if he could knock them down. Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, Sal's first target happened to be Gheed's tent.*
Sal: "ME BLOW THING DOWN!"
*Sal blew with all his might and blew off the canvas but, unfortunately, he saw something that would have poisoned his mind for all eternity (or at least until the next chapter) if he had been able to understand what he saw. He saw Gheed in his bed with look of pure pleasure on his face and something sticking up beneath the sheets. He was having a good dream and one of his fingers was sticking up! (hey, what else were you thinking? Ohhh you are a sick little puppy aint you? Sal being unfazed continues on and finds Fred practising his sword-fighting skills.*
Fred: "Umm Sal, aren't you supposed to be learning under Akara to become smart again?"
Sal: "ME FINISHED SCHOOL. SAL SMART NOW!"
Fred: "..."
Fred: "Oy, Diablo-2-Freak!"
**What is it? I'm busy writing this story now so it better be good!**
Fred: "Can you please make Sal smart again? I mean... You have all your godly Author powers and you could do it quite easily I bet!"
**Nah I don't feel like it**
Fred: "Awww common please?"
**No**
Fred: "Yes"
**No**
Fred: "Yes"
**No**
Fred: "YES"
**NO**
Fred: "YES"
**NO**
Fred: "YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!"
**NONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
Fred: "I'll be your friend."
** [considers this for a moment] Awww ok just 'cause I'm feeling nice today!**
Fred: "Thanks so much!" [he smiles]
*Sal is instantly smart again*
Sal: "E equals M C squared! The square root of 785 is 28.0178514522437997738574876085803!!!"
Fred: "Ok... That's a little too smart!"
**Too bad you get what you get**
Fred: "Change it!"
**No**
Fred: "Yes"
**No**
Fred: "Yes"
**No**
Fred: "YES"
*This continues for several minutes until Fred is zapped by a lightning bolt that gives Fred the message that he should shut up.*
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Ok, so I lied, this was another long chap. But hey, so what? After writing that much I don't wanna say much more except I got the Yes, No argument idea from the constant battles I have with my younger sister... hehe... *sighs*
Due to popular demand (well maybe no demand but hey, who's counting?) OogaBooga (the barb from chapter one) and person #3 (also from chapter one) may make a special appearance today!!!
Now to the story...
*********************************************************************************************************************************
*The scene opens to a large room with a sofa in the middle. There is a crowd facing the sofa. There are three figures sitting on the sofa.*
Interviewer: "Hi and welcome to the interview show that I was too lazy to name! I am Interviewer and I am joined today by two great people from the story "New Heroes"! "
OogaBooga & Person #3: "Hi Interviewer!"
**Ummm, guys?**
All: "Yes?"
**This was not my kind of idea of you making a special appearance today...**
Interviewer: "Well sooooooooooory!" he said sarcastically. "I'm only trying to make a living here!"
**I don't care. Goodbye Mr. Interviewer.**
Interviewer: "no, No, NOOOOO!" [he screamed as a white light enveloped him and he simply ceased to exist]
**Mwhahahaha! I love my ultimate Author powers**
*OogaBooga & Person #3 sweatdrop*
**Now back to the "real" story. And NO SCREWUPS OK?**
*OogaBooga & Person #3 sweatdrop again before nodding their heads. A white light covers everything and when it clears we find our two favourite heroes in the Rogue encampment. Sal is standing around looking at stuff such as rocks and dirt while Fred is complaining to Akara.*
Fred: [whining] "... awww please Akara! I need an intelligent partner who can string together more than four words to make a sentence!"
Akara: "Well my child, you seem to be in luck because I happen to be a former preschool teacher. I will teach Sal how to be 'smart' again."
*Fred readily agrees with Akara's proposition.*
*Akara has Sal siting down on a log while she sits down near him and takes out everybody's favourite story, "The three little pigs!" Fred is off somewhere in the Rogue Encampment and is trying to find someone 'intelligent' to have a conversation with.*
Akara: "... the wolf huffed and puffed and huffed..." [she had fallen asleep]
A/N: You guys know what I'm talking about! You know how all the old people start reading something and put themselves to sleep. Well that's what happed here.
Sal: "Story... GOOD. ME LIKE STORY!!!"
*Sal starts running around blowing on things to see if he could knock them down. Unfortunately or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, Sal's first target happened to be Gheed's tent.*
Sal: "ME BLOW THING DOWN!"
*Sal blew with all his might and blew off the canvas but, unfortunately, he saw something that would have poisoned his mind for all eternity (or at least until the next chapter) if he had been able to understand what he saw. He saw Gheed in his bed with look of pure pleasure on his face and something sticking up beneath the sheets. He was having a good dream and one of his fingers was sticking up! (hey, what else were you thinking? Ohhh you are a sick little puppy aint you? Sal being unfazed continues on and finds Fred practising his sword-fighting skills.*
Fred: "Umm Sal, aren't you supposed to be learning under Akara to become smart again?"
Sal: "ME FINISHED SCHOOL. SAL SMART NOW!"
Fred: "..."
Fred: "Oy, Diablo-2-Freak!"
**What is it? I'm busy writing this story now so it better be good!**
Fred: "Can you please make Sal smart again? I mean... You have all your godly Author powers and you could do it quite easily I bet!"
**Nah I don't feel like it**
Fred: "Awww common please?"
**No**
Fred: "Yes"
**No**
Fred: "Yes"
**No**
Fred: "YES"
**NO**
Fred: "YES"
**NO**
Fred: "YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!"
**NONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
Fred: "I'll be your friend."
** [considers this for a moment] Awww ok just 'cause I'm feeling nice today!**
Fred: "Thanks so much!" [he smiles]
*Sal is instantly smart again*
Sal: "E equals M C squared! The square root of 785 is 28.0178514522437997738574876085803!!!"
Fred: "Ok... That's a little too smart!"
**Too bad you get what you get**
Fred: "Change it!"
**No**
Fred: "Yes"
**No**
Fred: "Yes"
**No**
Fred: "YES"
*This continues for several minutes until Fred is zapped by a lightning bolt that gives Fred the message that he should shut up.*
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Ok, so I lied, this was another long chap. But hey, so what? After writing that much I don't wanna say much more except I got the Yes, No argument idea from the constant battles I have with my younger sister... hehe... *sighs*