Bwhahahaha *cough* haha *cough* ha!
Now it is time for the next exiting instalment of NEW HEROES!!! This time the two other chars WILL be coming back. I haven't updated for about 4 days because of school and all that crap.
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*The scene opens to reveal the two heroes sitting on a log near the fire that never seems to need refuelling. Sal is furiously blabbing about equations and the like while Fred is silently going mad with his fingers in his ears.*
Sal: "...Blah blah blah... plus 514 and the square root of 1869 equals..."
Fred: [moaning and rocking on his heels in the foetal position] "Oh please, please make it stop!"
Sal: "Huh? Do you not want to hear about the mysterious and exiting world that is maths?"
Fred: "ARRRRRRRRG!!!!" [he goes insane] "RAAAAROW!!! AAHHHHHHHH! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Sal: "... Okaaaaaaaay... Akara, bring the sedatives!"
A/N: Yes Redlady I did the sedatives idea from your seven silly savours story. The idea was just too funny to not put in!!! :)
*Akara picks up the sedatives and begins to walk over.*
Sal: [taps foot] "Uhhh, Akara? Could you please hurry a little? Fred is insane and needs to be sedated!"
Akara: "Yes my child, I am coming to your aid!"
Fred: "OOGALY-FOOGALY!!!???"
*Several hours later and Akara has finally walked from her tent to the fire.*
Sal: [takes the sedatives from Akara] "Thank you. I shall now administer the sedatives to Fred."
*He does so*
Fred: "WHAAAAA DOOOOOOOOO WAGGA WAGGA!!!! Ohhhhhhhhh..."
*He collapses*
Sal: "Well, now the problem has been averted. Dear author sir, could you please restore Fred to his normal, non insane status so we man rid the sanctuary of its evil?"
**What? Ohhh... sure why not. I always like to help. If not, I like to piss people off.**
Sal: "Oh thank you oh Author of immense power, of greatness and kindness!"
**Hey hey hey... Don't overdo it buddy... Just the immense power and greatness will do.**
*Fred is reverted back to normal.*
Sal: "Thank you. I will now perform the action known as sleeping."
*Sal walks off to bed.*
*Later that night while Sal is sleeping or performing the action know as sleeping, whatever shall do, there are two mysterious figures that have walked into the Rogue Encampment unchallenged due to the lazy Rogues that have fallen asleep at their posts.*
OogaBooga: "ME BACK!!!"
Person #3: "Yeah, who would have guessed?"
OogaBooga: "ME NO GUESSING."
Person #3: "You know OogaBooga, it has really been dumb since you became dumb. It was almost like someone took what intelligence you had and gave it to someone else."
**Oh, hehe. Sorry bout that...**
Person #3: "WHAT?!?! Are you saying that you took OogaBooga's intelligence and gave it to someone else? Why the hell did you do that?"
**Well, this guy needed it and I didn't think I would use OogaBooga anymore. As they say; a mind is a terrible thing to waste.**
Person #3: "Screw this I'm going to bed. I have only been in this chapter for a few minutes and I'm already sick of it."
*He leaves and leaves OogaBooga standing there until the next chapter.*
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Thanks for reading! I really wish that more people would read and review. That said GO AND REVIEW.
Now it is time for the next exiting instalment of NEW HEROES!!! This time the two other chars WILL be coming back. I haven't updated for about 4 days because of school and all that crap.
*********************************************************************************************************************************
*The scene opens to reveal the two heroes sitting on a log near the fire that never seems to need refuelling. Sal is furiously blabbing about equations and the like while Fred is silently going mad with his fingers in his ears.*
Sal: "...Blah blah blah... plus 514 and the square root of 1869 equals..."
Fred: [moaning and rocking on his heels in the foetal position] "Oh please, please make it stop!"
Sal: "Huh? Do you not want to hear about the mysterious and exiting world that is maths?"
Fred: "ARRRRRRRRG!!!!" [he goes insane] "RAAAAROW!!! AAHHHHHHHH! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Sal: "... Okaaaaaaaay... Akara, bring the sedatives!"
A/N: Yes Redlady I did the sedatives idea from your seven silly savours story. The idea was just too funny to not put in!!! :)
*Akara picks up the sedatives and begins to walk over.*
Sal: [taps foot] "Uhhh, Akara? Could you please hurry a little? Fred is insane and needs to be sedated!"
Akara: "Yes my child, I am coming to your aid!"
Fred: "OOGALY-FOOGALY!!!???"
*Several hours later and Akara has finally walked from her tent to the fire.*
Sal: [takes the sedatives from Akara] "Thank you. I shall now administer the sedatives to Fred."
*He does so*
Fred: "WHAAAAA DOOOOOOOOO WAGGA WAGGA!!!! Ohhhhhhhhh..."
*He collapses*
Sal: "Well, now the problem has been averted. Dear author sir, could you please restore Fred to his normal, non insane status so we man rid the sanctuary of its evil?"
**What? Ohhh... sure why not. I always like to help. If not, I like to piss people off.**
Sal: "Oh thank you oh Author of immense power, of greatness and kindness!"
**Hey hey hey... Don't overdo it buddy... Just the immense power and greatness will do.**
*Fred is reverted back to normal.*
Sal: "Thank you. I will now perform the action known as sleeping."
*Sal walks off to bed.*
*Later that night while Sal is sleeping or performing the action know as sleeping, whatever shall do, there are two mysterious figures that have walked into the Rogue Encampment unchallenged due to the lazy Rogues that have fallen asleep at their posts.*
OogaBooga: "ME BACK!!!"
Person #3: "Yeah, who would have guessed?"
OogaBooga: "ME NO GUESSING."
Person #3: "You know OogaBooga, it has really been dumb since you became dumb. It was almost like someone took what intelligence you had and gave it to someone else."
**Oh, hehe. Sorry bout that...**
Person #3: "WHAT?!?! Are you saying that you took OogaBooga's intelligence and gave it to someone else? Why the hell did you do that?"
**Well, this guy needed it and I didn't think I would use OogaBooga anymore. As they say; a mind is a terrible thing to waste.**
Person #3: "Screw this I'm going to bed. I have only been in this chapter for a few minutes and I'm already sick of it."
*He leaves and leaves OogaBooga standing there until the next chapter.*
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Thanks for reading! I really wish that more people would read and review. That said GO AND REVIEW.